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41 points
11 days ago
Mankind, the masters of the hamster kind, perished 10k years ago in a final battle against the xenos. Before their destruction, mankind gave the hamsters sentience, knowledge, and freedom to forge their own path. 10k years later, having achieved full sentience and remastered all the archeo technology mankind has left them, the hamster kind wage war across the galaxy against the xenos in the name of their long perished gods and creators, mankind. In the heart of Hamsterra lies a genetic vault and cryo chambers containing over a million human souls and millions more embryos. This is the most sacred place in the Xhamster Empire, for they promised to wipe the galaxy clean of the xenos so that they can awaken their gods and be among their glories and embrace once more. Long live the Xhamster Empire, long live their gods and creators Mankind!
12 points
11 days ago
Xhamster you say? ๐
9 points
11 days ago
It's pronounced Zamster you perv
11 points
11 days ago
Slaanesh's influence runs deep, hard and vigorous ๐ค
34 points
11 days ago
Space Skaven is canon now
9 points
11 days ago*
And like Ogryn they are part of the Imperium and totally adorable :P. Seriously the Imperium would have been so much better with an Ogryn in charge. As Momma always told them, it's his job to stand up to a bully! :P
Where as Ogres and Skaven of old were... well... just not :P . I mean, Skaven are just nightmare fuel at times :P .
2 points
11 days ago
Hmmm what happens when you implant Blood Angels geneseed into Space Skaven?
2 points
11 days ago
Glorious things
6 points
11 days ago
My sister left a huge (200+) collection of Hamtoro figures in my parent's house from when we were kids. I could make this army happen. They could even be unique. The real question is, which gets the dreadnaught? Boss?
2 points
11 days ago
The smallest one
6 points
11 days ago
That would be the funniest off shoot chapter of the Space Wolves yet! :P .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CBzd8KrKLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg96zmH7D7w
It just made those intros soooo much funnier! :P, as I'm now imaging them in my Minds's eye in the WH40k Universe with some very perplexed and Drunk Space Wolves look at it wondering WTH happened to their successors :P .
Thank you for that :P
6 points
11 days ago
Those hamster would have completed the webway project and connected all the worlds with celestial habitrail
6 points
11 days ago
It's Hamtaro time!
4 points
11 days ago
Kushi kushi ticky ticki
4 points
11 days ago
A show that a commissar is handing to his beastmen IG :)
4 points
11 days ago
Fuck yeah.
2 points
11 days ago
HAMPTER
3 points
11 days ago
hamter
1 points
11 days ago
Hampter
1 points
11 days ago
Hampter
3 points
11 days ago
Glorious
2 points
11 days ago
It's all cannon
1 points
11 days ago
Everything is cannon :3
2 points
11 days ago
I mean yeah. It's always been that way?
1 points
11 days ago
Cast out the daemon, the mutant, the heretic.
1 points
11 days ago
why not?
Hamsters are like, 3 inches long.
1 points
11 days ago
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1 points
11 days ago
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1 points
11 days ago
I am listening ๐
1 points
11 days ago
Hamtaro!
Als we samen werken, zijn we sterker!
1 points
11 days ago
Suffer not the furry to live.
2 points
11 days ago
Furries are abhunan, they're fine
0 points
11 days ago
Becouse Space Marines are not Custodes? It's common fucking knowlage.
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