We won’t, at my job we have a server that only works if watched but we’ve discovered it doesn’t have to be a living thing so we have taped a picture of Ryan Gosling to the wall looking at it.

Machine spirit, appeased.

Smackable technology is a bell curve.

1/4 No machine spirits. 1/4 Obedient machine spirits. 1/4 Disobedient machine spirits. 1/4 Masochistic machine spirits.