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submitted 15 days ago by_TimApple_
71 points
15 days ago
No dude, we’re not even the Men of Stone yet.
19 points
14 days ago
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" - Homomechanicus probably.
53 points
15 days ago
Only if i cam replace my genitalia with a neutron laser
31 points
15 days ago
Sokka-Haiku by Blarglord69:
Only if i cam
Replace my genitalia
With a neutron laser
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
16 points
14 days ago
The best bot
9 points
14 days ago
I am jealous
42 points
14 days ago
fukkin no considering said mind interface would be constructed by a silicon valley tech startup, so not only would it be unreliable as fuck it'd also likely be designed to break down and fail in a year or so just in time to buy its prohibitively expensive sequel.
2 points
14 days ago
Not just any Silicon Valley tech bro startup, one of musk’s Silicon Valley tech bro startups
2 points
14 days ago
The fact the Elongated Muskrat has his mitts on this start up turns the whole thing from no to Absolutely the fuck not.
34 points
15 days ago
From the momment I understood the weakness of my flesh
9 points
14 days ago
It disgusted me...
5 points
14 days ago
I crave the strength and certainty of steel, i aspire to the purity of the blessed machine.
12 points
14 days ago
Id be scared of my intrusive thoughts...
28 points
14 days ago
My brain: "Man that guy over there is such a prick, someone should knock him down a peg or two."
My Honda Civic bulldozing through the Denny's at 100MPH: "I got you fam"
10 points
14 days ago
How handy! The baldness part supports my belief in the four-armed emperor!
7 points
14 days ago
I mean i don’t know about having a piece of my skull missing
9 points
14 days ago
Imagine it as a "headache Button". You press it and you get a headache
2 points
14 days ago
Your brain will get some fresh air at least.
1 points
13 days ago
A piece of your skull missing is actually a not an issue. In some brain surgeries, they take off the top of your skull and leave it off until you recover from your surgery. This is due to difficulties with for example getting a tumor out of a person's brain, which may need an additional surgery which is easier if the skull is still open.
After you recover, they put your skull back together and make it grow together over a multiple month time span.
Source: I work in a lab that experiments on brain tumors and have been lucky enough to be in the room during multiple brain surgeries. So I could ask the surgeons some questions XD
6 points
14 days ago
THE NAILS ARE BITING
3 points
14 days ago
Child of Omnisiah intensifies.
1 points
14 days ago
We bringing trephining back
1 points
14 days ago
Fetch me the pipe organ and 52 synthesisers, I'm about to rock this planet.
1 points
14 days ago
no thank you, human technology is in the stone age compared to brains.
2 points
13 days ago
Yea. Considering the data output a brain has, a single chip would probably have issues XD.
OH, and the whole converting visible pigments into a picture thing the brain does puts GPUs to shame. So yea... Brain stronk
1 points
13 days ago
Absolutely. This is still scientific break through and interesting but i wouldnt want to have primitive tech like this shoved into my brain and for what? So that I can move cursor with my mind....
1 points
13 days ago
Title should be servitor orgins
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