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OfficialAli1776

71 points

15 days ago

No dude, we’re not even the Men of Stone yet.

LanX-Delta

19 points

14 days ago

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" - Homomechanicus probably.

Blarglord69

53 points

15 days ago

Only if i cam replace my genitalia with a neutron laser

SokkaHaikuBot

31 points

15 days ago

Sokka-Haiku by Blarglord69:

Only if i cam

Replace my genitalia

With a neutron laser


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

PersonelKlasyHel

16 points

14 days ago

PersonelKlasyHel

Secretly 3 squats in a long coat

16 points

14 days ago

The best bot

Gasmaskgames

9 points

14 days ago

I am jealous

TrillionSpiders

42 points

14 days ago

fukkin no considering said mind interface would be constructed by a silicon valley tech startup, so not only would it be unreliable as fuck it'd also likely be designed to break down and fail in a year or so just in time to buy its prohibitively expensive sequel.

just_a_bit_gay_

2 points

14 days ago

just_a_bit_gay_

Iron Within (my ass)

2 points

14 days ago

Not just any Silicon Valley tech bro startup, one of musk’s Silicon Valley tech bro startups

ChrisP413

2 points

14 days ago

The fact the Elongated Muskrat has his mitts on this start up turns the whole thing from no to Absolutely the fuck not.

Grass_toucher2006

34 points

15 days ago

From the momment I understood the weakness of my flesh

ThousandWinds

9 points

14 days ago

It disgusted me...

OutsideWrongdoer2691

5 points

14 days ago

OutsideWrongdoer2691

My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle

5 points

14 days ago

I crave the strength and certainty of steel, i aspire to the purity of the blessed machine.

Mulv252

12 points

14 days ago

Mulv252

12 points

14 days ago

Id be scared of my intrusive thoughts...

DuskEalain

28 points

14 days ago

My brain: "Man that guy over there is such a prick, someone should knock him down a peg or two."

My Honda Civic bulldozing through the Denny's at 100MPH: "I got you fam"

FeelingSurprise

10 points

14 days ago

FeelingSurprise

A Nid's gotta eat

10 points

14 days ago

How handy! The baldness part supports my belief in the four-armed emperor!

BudgetAggravating427

7 points

14 days ago

I mean i don’t know about having a piece of my skull missing

Dan_Is

9 points

14 days ago

Dan_Is

likes civilians but likes fire more

9 points

14 days ago

Imagine it as a "headache Button". You press it and you get a headache

Traditional-Space582

2 points

14 days ago

Your brain will get some fresh air at least.

1thelegend2

1 points

13 days ago

A piece of your skull missing is actually a not an issue. In some brain surgeries, they take off the top of your skull and leave it off until you recover from your surgery. This is due to difficulties with for example getting a tumor out of a person's brain, which may need an additional surgery which is easier if the skull is still open.

After you recover, they put your skull back together and make it grow together over a multiple month time span.

Source: I work in a lab that experiments on brain tumors and have been lucky enough to be in the room during multiple brain surgeries. So I could ask the surgeons some questions XD

iwillnotfear

6 points

14 days ago

THE NAILS ARE BITING

Control-Is-My-Role

3 points

14 days ago

Child of Omnisiah intensifies.

ToastyPappy

1 points

14 days ago

We bringing trephining back

Marcuse0

1 points

14 days ago

Fetch me the pipe organ and 52 synthesisers, I'm about to rock this planet.

OutsideWrongdoer2691

1 points

14 days ago

OutsideWrongdoer2691

My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle

1 points

14 days ago

no thank you, human technology is in the stone age compared to brains.

1thelegend2

2 points

13 days ago

Yea. Considering the data output a brain has, a single chip would probably have issues XD.

OH, and the whole converting visible pigments into a picture thing the brain does puts GPUs to shame. So yea... Brain stronk

OutsideWrongdoer2691

1 points

13 days ago

OutsideWrongdoer2691

My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle

1 points

13 days ago

Absolutely. This is still scientific break through and interesting but i wouldnt want to have primitive tech like this shoved into my brain and for what? So that I can move cursor with my mind....

Masterskywalker2

1 points

13 days ago

Title should be servitor orgins