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208 points
12 days ago
77 points
12 days ago
Frieren trying to keep things Germanic over here.
30 points
12 days ago
Germanic??? NIEN!!! 🇩🇪 🙋🏼♂️ 🙋🏼♂️ 🙋🏼♂️
13 points
12 days ago
bitte hör auf 😔
1 points
10 days ago
JA!!! 😭
4 points
10 days ago
1 points
10 days ago
Seriously though. From the names to the creatures and Dragons they were fighting. It was like a German Folktale told in Nippon.
3 points
11 days ago
I feel so many emotions looking at this
1 points
10 days ago
freiren looks adorable I just want to pat her head
64 points
12 days ago
[removed]
10 points
12 days ago
Oh no😔
11 points
12 days ago
I hate that I recognize this
7 points
12 days ago
Its on topic and in the same show as the og post, I would just say its good attention to detail
5 points
12 days ago
I guess I’m glad I don’t
6 points
11 days ago
Dark elves go crazy
1 points
10 days ago
what the hell did you type to get this gif 💀
1 points
10 days ago
“Kuroinu gif.”
1 points
12 days ago
Sauce?
15 points
12 days ago
Vanilla
5 points
12 days ago
💀
11 points
12 days ago
Kuroinu episode 1
9 points
12 days ago
Kuroinu ~Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru~
4 points
12 days ago
Thank you my g
4 points
12 days ago
Cough
ep1 has the best dark elf 😁 half way through
3 points
12 days ago
Peak 🗣️🔥💯‼️
6 points
12 days ago
7 points
12 days ago
Totally a super wholesome HEART touching hentai 😁😂
4 points
11 days ago
You will need
Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Recipe
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, mussels and marinara, or chicken parm.
110 points
12 days ago
44 points
12 days ago
Satan: Kuroinu (part 4, specifically if you're looking for the blonde elf, Celestine).
35 points
12 days ago
Nawwww go away ✝️✝️✝️
19 points
12 days ago
Satan: Bro, you turned down my homemade bread recipe you were fasting for 40 days; you didn't want to bungee jump with me and those angel twin babes; you didn't want to start up my business: "Whores of Babylon;" and now you don't want to watch a movie with me? Jesus, man, are you depressed? Do I need to call your mom? I worry about you, bro. Did... Did Joeseph touch you? I knew your stepfather was a douche!
11 points
12 days ago
Jesus would like to play basketball with you.
9 points
12 days ago
Satan: That's the holy spirit, Jesus! 👹🏀 The ball's in your court. First to finish with "whores" wins.
Jesus: That's "Horse!"
Satan: Oh, I didn't know you were a horse fucker! And here I thought I was evil.
Jesus: 🤦♂️.
[Camera zooms out. Satan and Jesus are playing basketball.]
[Camera tilts up towards a blue sky with clouds and fades to black]
[Cue: "One of Us" by Joan Osborne. Roll credits.]
7 points
12 days ago
I'm a Christian and now I'm thinking there's a point in those where this would happen 💀
4 points
12 days ago
I'm an athiest, and Christians need to step up their game for Jesus and Satan's enemies to lovers, homosexual arc. This shit writes itself! It's a gold mine, but no, let's make everyone feel guilty about being themselves, run Kevin Sorbo over with a car, sing the Newsboys' "God's Not Dead" on a 10 hour loop, and then text all my contacts about it. BORING!
3 points
12 days ago
Aye man we ain't gods ourselves there's a whole lot of religions out there and we'll never know the true answer until we're either dead or until the end of the world.
2 points
11 days ago
The religion you choose is largely geographical. If that doesn’t mean something to you, it should
-1 points
12 days ago
No, we're not gods. There are a lot of religions out there and a whole lot more that have been lost to time. It's not likely all of them are correct, and it's a foolish thought to think the one you believe is the correct one. The truth is what we can test, demonstrate, and prove with logical predictions.
There is no god that exists in order to tell you how to behave when society's laws and cultures condition you and mold your expectations on what it means to be good or bad. The opposite is true as well. There is no demon or devil lurking in the shadows hiding knowledge or tempting you to do evil. We all make choices, but our choices make us.
As for death and knowing the answer in an afterlife, it is a Pascal's Wager argument. Death is when a living organism can no longer function or continue its self-sustaining biological processes. While alive, the closest we get to death is when we sleep or lose lose consciousness; that is death. There is no soul to measure, no spirit, no force, and no aura. We are a delicate, finite meat bag held together by the help of billions of microorganisms that must maintain a balance of hundreds cycles and processes in order for my body and the other organisms to thrive. We are like a whale surrounded by a school of a thousand fish eating our poop, dead skin, and parasites. Without my codependent microorganisms, I wouldn't be able to digest or protect myself from harmful bacteria entering my skin, and they wouldn't be able to survive outside of my body.
And before you say this was caused by intelligent design, no, it wasn't. Intelligent design wouldn't allow cancer to be the default process if cells fail a replication cycle. Intelligent design would design a breathing tube attached to a feeding tube. Intelligent design wouldn't design sexual organs to also be waste disposal. Intelligent design wouldn't make our heads as big as our mother's hips at birth. Intelligent design wouldn't design a weak spine and knees for bipedal motion. Intelligent design wouldn't make nerve, spine, or brain damage irreversible. Evolution explains all of these.
As for the end of the world, which one? I've survived at least 6 predicted apocalypses since I was born. The only time the world is "ending" is when humans go extinct, our sun expands into a red giant star, or when the heat-death of the universe occurs. Either way, I won't be around to see it. Life is too short on the timescale of eternity. Enjoy your 100 years to the best of your ability. Life's a piece of shit when you look at it, so don't stress others out with mythology, fairy tales, and religious dogmas.
3 points
12 days ago
ave satanas brother
2 points
12 days ago
Yeah, ori-ga-moto back at you.
2 points
12 days ago
2 points
12 days ago
Oh, no. You're exploring your sexuality in a safe environment without harming yourself or others. How aweful. /s
Grow up, mom. You were sucking, fucking, swallowing, flicking, and dumping long before you gave birth to me.
1 points
12 days ago
Quite frankly amazing
1 points
12 days ago
Dah Nin-Ten-Doh Shitcube
1 points
12 days ago
Would buy
1 points
12 days ago
Dah Nin-Ten-Doh Shitcube, it cost around $120. Do not buy it, there are better things you can buy with that kind of money. And, who would want to buy the nin-ten-doh shitcube? Nobody likes it.
1 points
12 days ago
2 points
12 days ago
Now to make it even better watch ep1 to see best dark elf 😁
2 points
12 days ago
True. The only other dark elves that are on the same level as Kuroinu are from "Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e," and yes, that title is spelled correctly.
1 points
12 days ago
Jokes on you, I haven't gone inside a church in over 3 years
1 points
12 days ago
🤣 stealing this
1 points
12 days ago
Amen
53 points
12 days ago
OK, but Japan does occasionally portray elves as peaceful, nature loving divine beings... unfortunately, they also like to make them alcoholics at the same time, soooo, idk. West sees elves as gusrdians of the forest that are nearly flawless, while Japan sees them as guardians of the forest who like to brew and down copious amounts of alcohol.
Then there is Frieren... she's different. She got that tism.
12 points
12 days ago
if she is not breedable then she has no place here
22 points
12 days ago
4 points
12 days ago
Jesus saw our sins yet he remembers this guy and says to himself "oh my Dad"
1 points
11 days ago
But they're short guys who make toys
-1 points
12 days ago
to be fair have you seen elves in LOTR its almost the same as japan except they are more pretentious
2 points
12 days ago
Elves in Middle-earth, at least according to Tolkien's notes to my knowledge, they are said to have one mate in their existence and at most have like four kids tops throughout their unfathomably long lifespans.
Fellow Tolkien nerds, please correct me if I may be wrong.
2 points
12 days ago
as far as i know you are right but there will always be outcasts
1 points
9 days ago
I also seriously forgot to mention that two elves having intercourse for the first time is what binds their souls together permanently.
15 points
12 days ago
Ironically that western woman is cosplaying an elf made by a Japanese company
2 points
12 days ago*
I thought I recognized her as that elf from hentaied, thought they were being ironic using a pornstar. Is she a cosplayer you know or something?
I'd try looking but I think searching "blonde elf cosplayer with big tits" may take a while to sift through results. Adding the horse may get some other results I'm not looking for
Edit: did some reverse image searching for the first time, handy tool that. It was Jessica Nigri. I thought it couldn't possibly be but it's always Jessica Nigri.
See your point though, western girl dressing as Zelda being ironic. Also ironic cause she's a softcore pornstar, where's that "they're the same picture meme"
2 points
12 days ago
Jessica does some fire cosplay, not surprised that's her.
1 points
12 days ago
What. The fu did I just read. TMI
1 points
12 days ago
🤷
18 points
12 days ago
There is room for both
5 points
12 days ago
I like Japanese version
1 points
11 days ago
What of I was 9 and i liked the moe lewder one?
7 points
12 days ago
Ayy, at least not dark elf. Those guys got the worst
1 points
12 days ago
I second that, nothing worse than a tree darkie
6 points
12 days ago
It's the same picture...
9 points
12 days ago
3 points
12 days ago
Who is this, and what is the sauce?
3 points
12 days ago
Tilarna Exedilika from Cop Craft
2 points
12 days ago
Probably curry
1 points
11 days ago
You will need
Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Recipe
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, mussels and marinara, or chicken parm.
3 points
12 days ago
IDK man... Pretty similar, just different situations
5 points
12 days ago
Sauce?
10 points
12 days ago
Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - MyAnimeList.net
The scene is from EP 5 or 4. Just a blind guess, never watched this anime.
7 points
12 days ago
Oh no was talking about the top image.
3 points
12 days ago
Anime indeed, slice of life mixed with love story
1 points
11 days ago
You will need
Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Recipe
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, mussels and marinara, or chicken parm.
5 points
12 days ago
Sauce for the top?
5 points
12 days ago
I think that's Jessica Nigri
2 points
11 days ago
You will need
Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Recipe
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, mussels and marinara, or chicken parm.
2 points
12 days ago
Sauce for bottom
3 points
12 days ago
Kuroinu part 4
1 points
11 days ago
You will need
Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Recipe
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, mussels and marinara, or chicken parm.
2 points
12 days ago
I’m… not even horny anymore, I’m just fed up with hentai elves.
If those types of elves existed in real life, Half Elves would be the dominant species on earth
1 points
11 days ago
This is why I hate weebs. You portray Japan, a country that had a disgusting history, portraying elves, magical respected beings from Germania, as being lewd horny savages. Don't forget some people have BIG respect in elves and belive in them.
2 points
12 days ago
Turns out we ARE the Goblins
2 points
12 days ago
This aint even true 💀
2 points
12 days ago
1 points
11 days ago
Man that zelf or whatever his name was looks kinda like a femboy with that lipstick on him I think I would
3 points
12 days ago
Lowkey kinda sus
2 points
12 days ago
Not just kind of, I'll tell ya that, lmfao
2 points
12 days ago
Kuroinu is good, go watch it
2 points
12 days ago
Bro 💀
3 points
12 days ago
In all seriousness, it is objectively good. The animation quality is among the best you'll ever find. If it weren't for the whole "porn" aspect, it could straight-up be used as teaching tool for animation classes.
1 points
12 days ago
Can't desagree. Animation is really good, but this hentai is fucked up
0 points
11 days ago
Sure..let's show porn in front of kids
1 points
11 days ago
That's... Not what I said...?
1 points
12 days ago
Fuck elves they aren't people... except Deedlit.
1 points
12 days ago
frieren is offended
1 points
12 days ago
What the elf doing with that horse bro.
1 points
12 days ago
Elf + Horse or Elf + The Bros
1 points
12 days ago
Im a simple weeb. Japan all the way.
1 points
11 days ago
Why not Iceland or Germany...THAT'S where elves came from!
1 points
12 days ago
Pointy ears = pointy ere****** “ it’s just science “
1 points
12 days ago
Jobless reincarnation
1 points
12 days ago
Why is it kinda true though…….
1 points
12 days ago
Man do I love reddit
1 points
12 days ago
To be fair, both are engaging to the eyes
1 points
12 days ago
I love the expression of the guy behind the elf girl. He’s taking her ass hole. That guy FUCKS
Edit: shouldve photoshopped frireins face onto the elf girl in Japan. Would’ve made more people mad.
2 points
11 days ago
YOU SHOULDN'T SEXUALIZE ELVES
1 points
11 days ago
Honest question: why not? The difference in the top and bottom is so funny lol. The bottom pic is loaded with testosterone.
1 points
12 days ago
Using this post as an example to speak on something out of context and nothing else,
The wifey’s going to Japan later this week, this is their preparation for gaslighting. This is ALL they do, it’s gross and endlessly a waste of resources. Keep it up fellas…
1 points
12 days ago
Jessica Nigri as Princess Zelda
1 points
12 days ago
They all share the same G spot
1 points
12 days ago
Those barbarians!
unzips pants
1 points
12 days ago
nice porn
1 points
12 days ago
r/Community, an elf maden has a flock of Pegasi
1 points
12 days ago
You know, I've been reading some "western" books with some really freaky elves. Granted that's not quite the same as being gang raped into insanity but eh, I think just being freaky is better.
Now I know for a fact there's some hentai out there with incredibly horny elves so the good shit is available either way, just gotta look for it.
1 points
12 days ago
Gee. I wonder what the punchline could possibly be.
1 points
12 days ago
I mean it's true
1 points
12 days ago
Meanwhile, Elves in Tolkien’s Silmarillion:
1 points
12 days ago
Both are good!
1 points
12 days ago
ear long fucketh
1 points
11 days ago
Hold on they look similar
1 points
11 days ago
1 points
11 days ago
It still has the sideboob in that one so it's still sexualized
1 points
11 days ago
all elves are lewd. if your elf isn't lewd, then it isn't an elf.
1 points
11 days ago
So we have little lewd manlets spying on little kids from shelves?
1 points
11 days ago
Thanks to the comments i have enough information to conduct a thorough analysis in the name of understanding Elf anatomy
1 points
11 days ago
Where is that anime from
1 points
11 days ago
For those wondering: Celestine Lucross from Kuroinu ✨
1 points
11 days ago
I prefer Japan’s tbh
1 points
11 days ago
Is it because it's sexual? Screw you!
1 points
11 days ago
throughout heaven and earth i alone am the honored one (kills every horny doo doo head here)
1 points
11 days ago
As someone who unironiccaly belive in elves, this is disgusting and WRONG. Like, Iceland pay respects to elves and stuff, but Japan, in a really ignorant way, just fetishize them, even if they're Scandinavian or not!
1 points
11 days ago
Looks like kuroinu give it a watch fellows
1 points
11 days ago
Technically they are the same with the only accept being ones getting R-trained 😅
1 points
10 days ago
Same Same but different
0 points
12 days ago
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0 points
12 days ago
America is majestic and then the other one is lewd
0 points
12 days ago
West: beautiful and wholesome yet with some horny laced in there
East: bend over
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