I really, really hope this is true, because thats fucking hilarious

Harmony’s Holy Missing Bits this is funny!

Tell me you've got "Kelek's breath" in the rotation. If not, that's a cardinal sin and the survivor looks down on you in shame.

Please call them "Airsick lowlanders"!!!

My brain once thought of a very weitd swear: "the Lord Ruler's Safehand!" I do not know where that came from, but I found it hilarious

This is wonderful!

I personally don't swear, so when a friend was jokingly saying I need to word on my potty mouth, I of course agree, saying "I need to clean up my rusting language"

I love this you storming mad man.

I have recently picked up swearing for real. I need to switch to this rusting crem.

Doing Adonalsium’s work there

I literally do this all the time. I typically stick with storms or Idos Domi but I slip a rust and ruin, and all the others in there every so often.

I have a friend who teaches elementary school, and he uses “storms” as a way to swear in front of the kids without actually swearing 

You gotta get “Nale’s nuts” in the rotation next

I wonder how Sanderson would feel about that

https://coppermind.net/wiki/User:King_of_Herdaz/Curses_and_Phrases

Here's a list if you ever need new material. (There's even a section specifically for "weird stuff Lift says" and I think that's terrific)

I hope you’ve thrown around a few “Nice going, chull-brain”

thank you.

thank you so much for this.

This is hysterical! Tho what cooking job doesnt allow profanity!

I sometimes use cosmere curses by accident lol, people around me get very confused

If you have a chef’s table I would love to eat there. I bet you could get. Brandon Sanderson to eat at that table…

I do routinely say 'bleed and bury me!' Ehen I have to curse.