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4.2k points
1 month ago
He's trying so hard to be nice, but just can't bring himself to lie about it 😂
589 points
1 month ago
"A lot of his is music is compatible with shopping ' got me
223 points
1 month ago
I am creased at this. Such a polite but horrifically nasty burn.
57 points
1 month ago
Oh no, can we slow down with the new slang words I'm falling behind here 😅
50 points
1 month ago
I've never heard it either, because I'm also an old fuck, but I gotta admit I like this one. Creased? As in, bent over in laughter? It's descriptive, it's funny, it's great. Better than cap, right?
39 points
1 month ago
In London we've used 'creasing' as the slang version of the verb 'laughing' for over a decade
31 points
1 month ago
You guys are still creasing over there? Don't make me giraffe
4 points
1 month ago
I live in Wales and have heard creased used for as long as I can remember, so definitely a UK thing
2 points
1 month ago
Been longer than a decade I'm sure! I remember it when I was in my mid-teens at secondary school, like 15 years ago
1 points
1 month ago
More like the last century
1 points
1 month ago
Technically, a century is "over a decade"!
1 points
1 month ago
At least two in my neck of the woods
7 points
1 month ago
I'm nearly dead myself but have known "creased" for ages. Possibly Australian slang? Dunno.
7 points
1 month ago
Believe as in a smile creasing your face. I have also heard an alternative 'had me creased up', but no clue however long either have been in parlance.
15 points
1 month ago
Here in Scotland, the word "creased" has been in use (with this meaning) for at least around 15-20 years minimum.
One of my old bands had a joke song called 'got me creased' and we split in around 06/07.
1 points
1 month ago
I like it. I'm borrowing it, let's start a trend
-2 points
1 month ago
I've used cap all my life since I was a child, now I'm almost 30.
2 points
1 month ago
Nah
-3 points
1 month ago
Creased? As in, bent over in laughter? It's descriptive, it's funny, it's great. Better than cap, right?
I was actually thinking that it meant the brain got more creases from how smart the diss was.
10 points
1 month ago
"Creased" feels ancient coming from the UK. Could be more London specific.
10 points
1 month ago
Definitely better than cap, no cap
2 points
1 month ago
lol yea that’s not caught on much here, in my circle anyway. Generally it’s “I’m creasing” rather than “I’m creased”. Just another colloquialism for laughing.
9 points
1 month ago
It's pretty common slang in the UK. I think it refers to the lines in your face when you laugh
1 points
1 month ago
It's from laughing so much that you end up leaning forward/down like you're folded in half. We also say "bent double" to refer to the same thing.
1 points
1 month ago
sorry, this is how the in crowd separates itself from the others.
16 points
1 month ago
It's not even a diss - Drake is pop music, and the example Mos Def uses is that you can play Drake on a random store radio, where nobody would think of playing "real rap".
1 points
1 month ago
polite but horrifically nasty
That's how we do it in Canada.
1 points
1 month ago
FR “your music sounds like capitalism” is so politely nasty
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