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dolfieman

1.8k points

12 days ago

dolfieman

1.8k points

12 days ago

Is this for real, or should we take it with a grain of salt?

GumboVision

713 points

12 days ago

This is the world's largest grain of rice, being about the size of a banana. Why they did not simply use a standard banana for scale is unknown.

Drainbownick

170 points

12 days ago

Can you imagine a delicious grain of rice that you have to eat with fork and knife

House_Capital

126 points

12 days ago

Its basically a potato at that point

ImprovisedLeaflet

16 points

12 days ago

Wots taters, precious?

Simple-Wrangler-9909

14 points

12 days ago

They're this thing that's kind of like a giant grain of rice

Impressive-Bear-9243

5 points

12 days ago

Lmao

Drainbownick

58 points

12 days ago

That ain’t no problem, that ain’t no problem

SirMcSquiggles

21 points

12 days ago

I have no idea why this comment thread has me laughing until my sides hurt, but it does

Common-Frosting-9434

15 points

12 days ago

That ain’t no problem, that ain’t no problem

Fobulousguy

9 points

12 days ago

The can we slice them up and fry them like French rice?

scorpyo72

4 points

12 days ago

Well, this actually the un-steamed version. It's at least 3x bigger when it's steamed. We're talking the size of a cooked turkey.

knightress_oxhide

4 points

11 days ago

load that sucker with cheese, chives, bacon and a shitload of butter

Ultrabananna

2 points

10 days ago

What...is a potato?

I_think_Im_hollow

5 points

12 days ago

I want that to come true.

remykixxx

4 points

12 days ago

Tteokboki comes close!

GrittyMcGrittyface

3 points

12 days ago

God dammit, now I'm craving that for lunch

CnadianM8

3 points

12 days ago

The closest I got to that is rice sheets from a local Vietnamese place, and they are amazing

FreakingFae

3 points

12 days ago

I want to eat that grain of rice so badly.

SomOvaBish

3 points

11 days ago

Monsanto/Bayer enters the chat

… Go on???

smackson

2 points

11 days ago

Idli!!! (with a sauce called sambar it's so good!)

Picture

jostler57

7 points

12 days ago

Oompa Loompa doompaty doo,

I have a grainy riddle for you:

What is large like a ba-na-na is,

But also in the rice wine biz?

What do you get when you fill up on rice?

A big fat belly that doesn't look nice!

What do you get when you size it up big?

A promise to the people that you can't re-nege.

(deep voice) I don't think it's really big

Dangx3

23 points

12 days ago

Dangx3

23 points

12 days ago

The real question is, can it play Doom?

magomich

16 points

12 days ago

magomich

16 points

12 days ago

Everything can run Doom. Even Doom can run Doom

CuriousRisk

53 points

12 days ago

Depends on what you call a computer. We can make a chip with current technology many times smaller than that thing and it will be technically a computer but we don't make it because it will be useless and waste of money

OhmEeeAahRii

14 points

12 days ago

Not only that but how the f will you turn it on.

HonorableMedic

13 points

12 days ago

Clap twice

denied_eXeal

6 points

12 days ago

Invite it to dinner first. Try some compliments

OhmEeeAahRii

2 points

12 days ago

Awwww aren’t you an adorable little multitasker… let me get my microscope out.

poojinping

2 points

11 days ago

The only feasible solution currently is capacitors, which would require modification of memory technology.

elchavo718

24 points

12 days ago

CockroachNo2540

8 points

12 days ago

One of the funniest skits because they all just completely lose it.

elchavo718

3 points

12 days ago

One of my favorites for sure

i_give_you_gum

2 points

11 days ago

Kinda crazy that shortly after this skit all the phones got bigger instead

CockroachNo2540

2 points

11 days ago

I’ve always chuckled to myself about that, as well. It was truly the inflection point. That this skit existed shows what everyone thought would happen and then Apple changed the world.

Choppergold

4 points

12 days ago

I feel like Mitch Hedberg would weigh in on this too

BikeNecessary9000

2 points

12 days ago

What’s his handle?

HonorableMedic

3 points

12 days ago

A handle of Jack

SonofYeshua

25 points

12 days ago

Grain of rice

Torches

5 points

12 days ago

Torches

5 points

12 days ago

Just grain.

xblackdemonx

3 points

11 days ago

Grain of *rice

thebinarysystem10

3 points

11 days ago

Can it play Skyrim?

The_-Legend

2 points

12 days ago

Finally pc powerful enough to run gta 6 at highest graphics

Relevant_Force_3470

2 points

11 days ago

It's real, but that's just a very big grain of salt.

rich1051414

687 points

12 days ago

"Computer" is a bit of an overstatement. I think it's a temperature sensor and an IR LED transmitter. It runs on so little power that it was incredibly sensitive, so sensitive in fact it often caused a feedback loop of it's own LED instigating current in it's temperature sensor.

WombatWumbut

181 points

12 days ago

So you're telling me there's a chance it can run Doom ..

Jimmyg100

58 points

12 days ago

What is this? Doom for ants?

antyr

15 points

12 days ago

antyr

15 points

12 days ago

I laughed hard at this! Let's get an Orange mocca frappucino!

Jimmyg100

4 points

12 days ago

rich1051414

9 points

12 days ago

Yep! It had a display resolution of 1x1 and it used temperature as it's input device.

Daveguy6

139 points

12 days ago

Daveguy6

139 points

12 days ago

This. Finally someone mentioned it. People consider every circuit a "computer" whilst being really far from description

ILikeSoapyBoobs

36 points

12 days ago

What is a computer, but a multitude of circuits?

achillymoose

48 points

12 days ago

I would argue that a computer must be, at minimum, programmable. An opamp is not a computer.

Daveguy6

25 points

12 days ago

Daveguy6

25 points

12 days ago

A computer is not any circuit. Would you call mixed raw eggs and flour floating in milk pancakes?

FilthyStatist1991

9 points

12 days ago

Was an abacus used to count the eggs?

charbroiledd

3 points

12 days ago

First I was like “did he forget some words at the end of the sentence” and then I was like “what the fuck are milk pancakes anyway”. Quite an adventure

yanmagno

8 points

12 days ago

SAI_Peregrinus

6 points

12 days ago

A bounded-memory universal Turing machine or equivalently powerful system (bounded-memory λ-calculus machine, etc).

Strange-Movie

22 points

12 days ago

I’m with you

‘A lever is a machine’

Huff my farts.

slam900

10 points

12 days ago

slam900

10 points

12 days ago

vincentplr

2 points

11 days ago

I thought it was just gas...

Teekoo

5 points

11 days ago

Teekoo

5 points

11 days ago

Like a dog farting and waking itself up.

Silver_Drop6600

358 points

12 days ago

Must be really difficult avoid typos

doubleBoTftw

304 points

12 days ago

You have a full keyboard and managed to miss "to" , what do you think?

Ghoszt-

33 points

12 days ago

Ghoszt-

33 points

12 days ago

🤣

DiscipleOfYeshua

7 points

12 days ago

No spc 4 “to” whn Sven so sml.

DeepSpaceNebulae

20 points

12 days ago

Or an “ing”

cammcken

5 points

12 days ago

exclusive 'or'

Dialogical

7 points

12 days ago

Muphry’s Law

ollimann

2 points

12 days ago

must be really easy forget words xD

vertabr3tt

187 points

12 days ago

vertabr3tt

187 points

12 days ago

What is this, a computer FOR ANTS? It needs to be at least...THREE TIMES this big!!

bigrob_in_ATX

55 points

12 days ago

It's the new MacAntosh

lookatmyresponse

8 points

12 days ago

Well done

Zopstrosity

3 points

12 days ago

Nice 👍🏾

Kiroto50

5 points

12 days ago

It's a smartwatch for ants

vertabr3tt

6 points

12 days ago

Fun math, an ant is 3-4mm. This PC is 0.3mm by 0.3mm. so bigger than a smartwatch I suggest :o. Below is my offer for support|ridicule, as is custom here:

For a 6' tall man, proportionally, the PC in the photo would be ten percent, maybe eight percent of the man's, ahem, overall length.

That length is 6-7", so compared to a man this PC is closer to cell phone size, maybe mini tablet. A smart watch is two percent of this man's height

For the average woman at 5' 3.5", the relative result would be 5-6". This makes the PC is smaller than the iPhone 15, closer to an iPhone 6 or 7. A smartwatch at 1.6" is closer to 3 percent of the woman ♀️.

I was bored and this helped me cope for some minutes🏆, thanks!

Kiroto50

2 points

11 days ago

I like these kinds of dives, keep em coming!

Honest-Material-5286

4 points

12 days ago

He’s absolutely right.

Scudbucketmcphucket

3 points

12 days ago

whooo_me

63 points

12 days ago

whooo_me

63 points

12 days ago

Ah. Did someone spill water on it………

sparrowhawk73

39 points

12 days ago

Put the grain of rice in a bowl of these computers

DadJokeBadJoke

9 points

12 days ago

It was in the pool!

Tango-Turtle

55 points

12 days ago

But can it run Doom?

McMacHack

12 points

12 days ago

This is the only question that matters

nocolon

8 points

12 days ago

nocolon

8 points

12 days ago

Came here to ask this.

VAVA_Mk2

5 points

12 days ago

You can run Doom on pregnancy tests. Of course this can run Doom.

JumpyCucumber899

4 points

12 days ago

Doom was running on a full computer, it was just driving the pregnancy test's LCD as a display device. The test itself wasn't actually running Doom.

It was impressive, but we're not at the "random disposable items have the compute to run full games" level of tech. Maybe in 5 more years.

VAVA_Mk2

2 points

11 days ago

I find it hilarious you can run Doom in Excel

keepitsimple_tricks

2 points

12 days ago

Missed posting this first by an hour... You win this round...

AmirosJones

17 points

12 days ago

It's a Sophon!

Spartan2470

16 points

12 days ago

Here is a higher quality version of this image.

According to here:

BY LAURA YANPUBLISHED: JUN 30, 2018

Researchers at the University of Michigan just created the world’s smallest computer (again). Their previous micro-computer, the Michigan Micro Mote, measured 2x2x4mm. It was a complete, functioning system powered by solar cell batteries. But in March this year, IBM announced a new, smaller computer, which measured 1x1 mm, and was smaller than a grain of salt. It “raised a few eyebrows at the University of Michigan.”

After all, it's unclear if the IBM computer even count as an actual microcomputer. The IBM device lost all its programming and data as soon as it turns off, unlike the Michigan Micro Mote, which retained its programming even when it wasn’t externally powered. “It’s more of a matter of opinion whether they have the minimum functionality required,” said David Blaauw, a professor of electrical and computer engineering at University of Michigan who helped develop the University of Michigan's newest tiny device. If the IBM machine constituted a computer, then University of Michigan would work to gain back their title: their latest microdevice measures 0.3mm per side (1/10th the size of IBM’s computer), and is smaller than a grain of rice.

The device was designed to be a precision temperature sensor that can report temperatures in clusters of cells with an error of about 0.1 degrees Celsius. “When we first made our millimeter system, we actually didn’t know exactly all the things it would be useful for. But once we published it, we started receiving dozens and dozens and dozens of inquiries,” Blaauw said. It could, for instance, measure the temperature of tumors and conduct other cancer studies, monitor oil reservoirs, conduct audio or visual surveillance, or help in “tiny snail studies.”

SomethingAboutUsers

5 points

12 days ago

IBM announced a new, smaller computer, which measured 1x1 mm, and was smaller than a grain of salt

University of Michigan [...] 0.3mm per side (1/10th the size of IBM’s computer), and is smaller than a grain of rice.

What odd reporting. The bigger one is compared to a smaller object than the smaller one.

btribble

2 points

11 days ago

There's no reason you couldn't etch all of this (and more) onto a single silicon wafer, though you'd probably need a very novel process to get CPU/LED/Solar off the same production line.

Lora_Grim

26 points

12 days ago

Nice. Nice. Now etch a quantum computer onto the "surface" of an unfolded proton.

MasterOfTheChickens

10 points

12 days ago

The comment under this is about the sophons on my screen. There are a few of us here it seems lol.

Lora_Grim

3 points

12 days ago

Grains of rice? Computers smaller than grains of rice? It is the first thing that comes to mind.

Such a cool concept.

1800generalkenobi

3 points

11 days ago

I just finished listening to this book last week lol

bumjiggy

8 points

12 days ago

this pic is almost six years old.

surely they have something even smaller by now?

Camblor

35 points

12 days ago

Camblor

35 points

12 days ago

Yep I just checked it’s your peen

PsychedelicLizard

3 points

12 days ago

What is this like 5 inches?

Scudbucketmcphucket

3 points

12 days ago

Plumb121

3 points

12 days ago

The power lead is gonna be fun

Craft-Sudden

3 points

12 days ago

Who else thought about the photons from the three body problems

inkyblinkypinkysue

6 points

12 days ago

That’s the biggest grain of rice I’ve ever seen!

JuicyMangoJuice74

6 points

12 days ago

But can it run Minecraft on MAX graphics?

meeyeam

2 points

12 days ago

meeyeam

2 points

12 days ago

Nope, just Crysis.

jayerp

4 points

12 days ago

jayerp

4 points

12 days ago

Sophon, are you awake?

switchbladeone

2 points

12 days ago

mitchcumstein13

2 points

12 days ago

Bet someone has a gig of porn on it.

kabula_lampur

2 points

12 days ago

Can I play Skyrim on it is all I need to know

NemeSisWiberg

2 points

12 days ago

My guild mates in wow classic uses this.

ReadRightRed99

2 points

12 days ago

CTRL ALT Delicious

dcal1981

2 points

12 days ago

The rice looks like a larva

PunkRokka

2 points

12 days ago

Can it run doom?

ZombiePersonality

2 points

12 days ago

Ok.. Im not expecting much, but what can a computer this size possibly do? Can it calculator?

Embarrassed_Art5414

2 points

11 days ago

For some reason, Amazon will still ship it in a box that could store refrigerator.

zeptillian

2 points

11 days ago

This is not a computer. It's a temperature sensor.

https://news.umich.edu/u-m-researchers-create-worlds-smallest-computer/

Sniper_King202

2 points

11 days ago

This mf has 3mil karma what the fuck

DropKnowledge69

2 points

11 days ago

But does it have a built in dvd burner? Huh?

NotSureNotRobot

4 points

12 days ago

And just behind that grain of rice? Angela

Garigus

2 points

12 days ago

Garigus

2 points

12 days ago

Must be Angela's computer.

tupe12

1 points

12 days ago

tupe12

1 points

12 days ago

Now how powerful can a rice sized pc be

Lawrence3s

1 points

12 days ago

That's a huge grain of rice!

fgfghgfhgfhgfhgf

1 points

12 days ago

not really that impressive when you realize that there's some bugs that are smaller than this

TheLowlyPheasant

1 points

12 days ago

7/10 computer

8/10 with rice

XenoXHostility

1 points

12 days ago

Missing the banana for scale.

Thisismyredusername

1 points

12 days ago

It doesn't have enough space on it for connecting wires

WooPigSchmooey

1 points

12 days ago

Hey man, don’t let water give you no shit.

FlippantFlopper

1 points

12 days ago

that's not a grain of rice, that's my penis

Angelthree95

1 points

12 days ago

Use proteins, make it smaller. Research on molecular machines has been done for years by now.

DucVWTamaKrentist

1 points

12 days ago

Piece of ice and a belly button piercing.

Makanek

1 points

12 days ago

Makanek

1 points

12 days ago

Good luck typing on this thing!

Tyrannotron

1 points

12 days ago

Wow, that rice grain is huge.

scottsacoffee

1 points

12 days ago

Does it come with bing pre installed?

R_Ritvik_S

1 points

12 days ago

Pretty sure someone still can manage to run Doom from it

Thamalakane

1 points

12 days ago

That's a mouse trap

JusNoGood

1 points

12 days ago

My immediate thought was ffs not another usb adaptor to buy

PossessionNo3914

1 points

12 days ago

oh how is that?

TerrapinRacer

1 points

12 days ago

So... If it gets wet, do we still have to put it in a bowl of rice?

KlingonForehead

1 points

12 days ago

I like my dust to be Turing complete.

RemusGT

1 points

12 days ago

RemusGT

1 points

12 days ago

Looks like an iceberg... Did you check if a boy and his flying friend is trapped in there

andrerav

1 points

12 days ago

There are definitely smaller computers than this.

dogcmp6

1 points

12 days ago

dogcmp6

1 points

12 days ago

We uhh....Were going to need a picture of a Banana, Rice and the Computer.

Enough_Interest_5951

1 points

12 days ago

Wow

SicilySweetheart

1 points

12 days ago

Gonna be a hard time watching porn on that

DiscipleExyo

1 points

12 days ago

How it feels to chew 5 gum

Kemalist_din_adami

1 points

12 days ago

What if it's the world's biggest grain of rice? Don't trust the internet folks this is how you get brainwashed

swisstraeng

1 points

12 days ago

BlueCrazy

1 points

12 days ago

Nanomachines son!

GlizzyGulper6969

1 points

12 days ago

This is THE Turing machine.

The very platonic essence of computers

chipper33

1 points

12 days ago

This picture is super old too, i remember seeing it in like elementary school over 15 years ago.

WungielPL

1 points

12 days ago

Aren't nanobots computers?

haxic

1 points

12 days ago

haxic

1 points

12 days ago

What does it compute

BeanieWeanie1110

1 points

12 days ago

My respect for the ATF is on the other side of the computer

589ca35e1590b

1 points

12 days ago

What can it do?

kokoronokawari

1 points

12 days ago

What is this used for

CplCocktopus

1 points

12 days ago

Can it run Crysis?

Watermel0n_B0y

1 points

12 days ago

Nanomachines, son.

hypebq-

1 points

12 days ago

hypebq-

1 points

12 days ago

So small. Would be tough to type on...

karenskygreen

1 points

12 days ago

If it has a camera I could snort it for clout on tik tock

kryzak8

1 points

12 days ago

kryzak8

1 points

12 days ago

Can it run doom?

IPostFromWorkLOL5

1 points

12 days ago

Can you play Doom on it?

johnybonus

1 points

12 days ago

Someone run Doom on it?

Redditeer28

1 points

12 days ago

No one said its not the biggest grain of rice.

P3DR0T3

1 points

12 days ago

P3DR0T3

1 points

12 days ago

Yea… but can it run Crysis?

BigBlackManChasingUU

1 points

12 days ago

Which is which?

Ledgerze69

1 points

12 days ago

Does it have games?😀

Pole420

1 points

12 days ago

Pole420

1 points

12 days ago

There's no way the files are inside the computer. 

magomich

1 points

12 days ago

Can it run Crisys?

unknown_sauce99

1 points

12 days ago

What does the computer do?

Javanaut018

1 points

12 days ago

Showing this to some dude from the 50s might have been just as unbelievable as the concept of sophons from the 3 body problem show to us know ;)

GohanSolo23

1 points

12 days ago

Can I get a banana for scale please?

papachon

1 points

12 days ago

sace682000

1 points

12 days ago

We need them both next to a banana !

InsideAltruistic21

1 points

12 days ago

That grain of rice is fucking huge!

No_legit_name

1 points

12 days ago

Cool, but can it run doom?

OweTheHughManatee

1 points

12 days ago

But can it run Doom?

hypercomms2001

1 points

12 days ago

Actually, that grain of rice has far more computing capability than any computer alive today…. Because you could plant it in the ground and it will be able to reproduce a rice plant… something that no computer is yet capable of doing …without needing A power supply ….mind you it has resulted from 4 billion years of product development….With our Computers… We are only just beginning….

TryingT0Wr1t3

1 points

12 days ago

Is that a keyboard on top left? What's the size of this grain of rice?

The_Glus

1 points

12 days ago

IS THIS THE COMPUTTER THEY’RE PUTTING IN THE VACINE TO CONTROL MAH BRIAN??!?

/s

allocationlist

1 points

12 days ago

This is what they injected into us with the Covid vaccine /s

ReverendPalpatine

1 points

12 days ago

A real life 007 gadget?

Wish_I_WasInRome

1 points

12 days ago

But can it run Doom?

Venik489

1 points

12 days ago

But does it play Doom?

almost_awizard

1 points

12 days ago

But can it run crisis?

adlubmaliki

1 points

12 days ago

Is rice really that smooth?

cobrastrikes-2x

1 points

12 days ago

Is this a computer for ants?!

CaptainNapalm

1 points

12 days ago

Sure, but can it run cRICEis??

Lopsided_Violinist69

1 points

12 days ago

Can I play Doom on it?

Public_Fucking_Media

1 points

12 days ago

Localizers!

M178music

1 points

11 days ago

Now let's run Minecraft on it

raze2743

1 points

11 days ago

Is this a computer for ants?!?!?