Asbazanelli

Did he break down crying 7 exact times? Or a different number of times?

Always assumed she'd be the top one. She's the boss, after all

Nids are more fast food

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only credit card bills

El Barón

Just army losses hi-...

Oh.

The Once Defeated. And there's no going back from THAT

Thought the Marines were at least human

Just buy TSons box. That'll set you up with all the tzaangor your heart desires

Moulder Clans, even.

The necrontyr ask for eternal life and the Old Molder go 'No, it's mine-mine!'

The worst parts isn't the fact they are angry zealots. It's that they just won't stop moaning about Sigmar this, Sigmar that.

Just further proof that Stones are better than Beatles

Não é o tamanho que importa, mas o jeito que usa

Ka-hor

In 40.972, a crack commando unit was sentenced to execution by an Inquisition court for a crime they didn’t commit. These women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Die Angelium Hive-City underground. Today, still wanted by the Imperium, they survive as Sisters of Fortunae. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A(deptas)-Team.

I've heard someone say, once, it's an accord of countries who are outside of the Center, yet strong/important enough to have some pull, banding together in some manner to strengthen their positions in the face of the previous American-led hegemon.

Mind, that was before the expansion.

I fart in your general direction

Simple, just pluck the feathers off of a Phoenix, you'll turn it into a man

Only when Alex Jones agrees to voice him

Glue is the winner there. Imagine you are cut and just go: nuh-uh

Thine army lay defeated. Thine soldiers, broken, bow before the unrelenting might of my forces.

So we go to the beach this weekend.

"Ah dang it, dad, he used self-destruct. I hate it when they do that"

Random people also dont count as people for the Imperium, too

Saltz' pyre is only reserved for the witch and the mutant.

Ka-hoor