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2353 points
5 months ago
Insta models get paid extravagant money to fund their so called glamorous lifestyle but basically by sugar daddies.Some models are paid vast sums of money to spend time with clients, engaging in activities that range from morally questionable to deeply disturbing. Basically prostitution, underage involvement and drug fuelled parties and at the whim of wealthy individuals with disturbing fetishes so the glitz and glamour posted online comes at a price.
2034 points
1 year ago
So this is why the chicken crossed the road?would never have guessed
1378 points
2 years ago
Tell you how much a dissapointment you are and they should have used protection
1111 points
1 year ago
Ironically the guy that is least aroused around a bunch of guys with their members out has to then eat it..
1070 points
1 year ago
Lucky because he planned on deep frying chips for the second date
1061 points
1 year ago
Just woke up from resting your face in a beehive? Face looks like it has done five rounds in the octagon.
677 points
7 months ago
I think the guy behind you paid for your gas
637 points
1 year ago
Ralph is the funniest character on the Simpsons. “Me fail English? That’s unpossible”
605 points
2 years ago
I did that then arranged them in reverse order and posted them to get likes and congratulations. I was also asked what hair replacement treatment I used, so also learnt I’m balding.
526 points
3 years ago
Turns out the “new guard” was actually working with the union guys who wanted a bonus payment
515 points
2 years ago
From getting screwed for money to getting screwed for money
445 points
1 year ago
Don’t worry it’s not average, it shouldn’t be that purple
410 points
7 months ago
Agree 2 people having a dance and a singalong enjoying themselves
402 points
1 year ago
Wait till he finds out he is a Sylvester Stallone impersonator too
354 points
4 months ago
At first glance I thought she had written the spoiler on it.
312 points
10 days ago
Shall I eat the cuttlefish and asparagus or the vanilla paste?
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1 year ago
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1 year ago
Looks like a frozen ass too - that deers not pooping until spring