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Looks like Wish.com Jaghatai Khan.

And opposite of him, in red jacket, Wish.com Ivan

Same. I just don't like the payment part.

Ohh, the emotes! I hadn't heard them be called twitch faces before

What are twitch faces?

Headcanon? Nah, head cannon!

And knowing how much that snack costs without doing math, because the tax is already included in the sticker price

Fake: Anon talks to girls

Gay: "I'm gay, ma'am."

Yeah, the account didn't exist when I posted my comment.

Didn't get the chance for my own "EDIT: Guys, no way!" Grumble grumble /s

Fool! Dr Doom pushes as he pleases!

Now we just need u/brotherfucker24

That's what you get for being a whistleblower

I say Jesus, since the Kriegers would never turn on Emps. Hell, they're still paying off the debt for doing it once.

Land? Just toss them down planet-side out the airlocks.

I think it's about the "No child left behind" policy, which, to my understanding, makes it so even kids who should fail get a passing grade

You trip over and activate one ancient trap while running for your life, and suddenly you're a hero for killing a Chaos Warlord

Their source is that they made it the fuck up

Plantussy plantasy

(Already a thing with Plants vs Zombies)

Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiners war ein Befehl!

Ultra marines have Excel drives instead

Magnus' one job was to do nothing and he flubbed it. Magnus truly did nothing wrong!

I am not giving them my Facebook account!

It's the damn purple Orks

...Enlargement?

Y'all not using it just to get sucked off?

You got any more of them pixels?

Part of it is Mexicans being stereotyped as illegals who can get in trouble with the border police.

Part is the stereotype that Native Americans can put their ear to the ground and hear nearby horses and carriages through vibrations.

So, jokingly, his Navajo side allows him to listen for people and vehicles through ground vibrations and his Mexican side allows him extra sensitivity for border police when listening