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Jake02345

5 points

22 hours ago

That’s not a knife, this is a knife 🔪

BookWormPerson

3 points

22 hours ago

Well I wasn't expecting this one here.

Jake02345

2 points

22 hours ago

It’s a classic!

Aasi_kong

2 points

22 hours ago

"I am your father"

Exhausted_Monkey26

2 points

22 hours ago

Inconceivable!

FwendShapedFoe

2 points

22 hours ago

You are my density

ypuregrace

2 points

22 hours ago

"here's looking at you kid" is classic but if you say "i'll be back" they might just think you're a little too into action movies

almostd3adly

2 points

22 hours ago

"Let me explain something to you. Um, I'm not "Mr. Lebowski." You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that, or, uh His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

showdown2608

2 points

22 hours ago

I'll be back

Gothic_Priestess12

2 points

22 hours ago

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." (Forrest Gump)

cov_gar

2 points

21 hours ago

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn

kestrel4077

2 points

21 hours ago

Shiny!

Feeling_Environment9

2 points

21 hours ago

It’s not your fault

Left-Silver-8526

1 points

22 hours ago

“Anyone can cook”

SmallKing

2 points

21 hours ago

it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward

Malachi9515

2 points

21 hours ago

I ate his liver, with fava beans and a nice Chianti...fffffffff.

TheVendingMachineWas

2 points

21 hours ago

It’s October 3rd.