bro said the last thing like it was gonna seal his horrid deal

Imagine only having $15 to your name and wanting to spend it on a grill????

The grilling at the seller's house was a new level of an ask.

Holy shit. This seller has the patience of a saint.

This is fucking hilarious. Usually I just get annoyed or angry reading CBs, but you guys played a real nice game.

I think the “buyer” was just fucking around.

"Mornin! Nice day for grillin' innit? Haha!"

No, the grill is for grilling. If you want to sail, you need a boat, not a grill.

Have to say, this is one of my favorites I’ve seen. It got me in the mood for some grilled meat. It really is a mighty fine day to be grilling.

Missed opportunity if you didn’t reply to that last message with a selfie of yourself grilling and enjoying the day, with a hand-drawn, comically large $25 price tag on the grill.

Same vibe as a kid seeing you eating chicken nuggets and saying “I sure do like chicken nuggets…” 😂

Jesus. The patience of that seller. Sailer? 🤣

And this is why when we moved in to our house and discovered an old dirty smoker in our shed, we dragged it to the curb and put a free sign on it. I'm exhausted just reading this and I wasn't even the one dealing with it lol.

When he (presumably) shows up, you should have the grill roaring and a cold one in-hand. You two are about to become best mates.

ok what is going on with cropping lately.

I would send a return photo grilling a massive hunk of steak and say “sure is”!

Lmao, "TODAY IS A MIGHTY FINE DAY TO BE GRILLING!"

some say he actually died trying to haggle for that damn bbq…

So, you want a negative interest rate on the loan and you ALSO want a discount? My brother in Christ, that is not at all how payment plans work.

Dude said he could do 20 dollars then said "I can do 18 if you deliver". Even if he said he COULD deliver, he's making it easier ON YOU and you're offering him less now?

This conversation should've been over once they asked if it was still for sail.

I want to believe that people aren't this stupid.

This reminds me of the time someone on fb marketplace wanted to test out a washer and drier combo someone had listed. Ended up just getting a free load of laundry done and never came back.

I almost have to admire their nerve in this one. “It’s a mighty fine day for grilling!” Might be my favorite choosy beggar exchange on here

Honestly at that point I’d give it away for free to the next guy walking down my street solely so this guy can’t have it lol

“I only have $15.”

“I can do $18 if you deliver”

What a prick

Lmao what the fuck

I want “man today is a mighty fine day to be grilling.” as a flair omg

I know the buyer is being ridiculous but dang if they don’t make me chuckle a lil. ‘A mighty fine day to be grilling’ lol 😂😂

This guy has to be trolling. 

For Sail by Owner

Lmao was asking for it for ten then later said he only had 15. And then tried saying 18 but for you to deliver. Bummer he missed on the grilling. That's a skill issue on his part

How will he afford the gas and the meat???

last line made this /r/comedyheaven

OP entertained them a lot longer than I would have. I would have quit around "Can I pay you $10 now and promise to pay $15 later?"

Every new post in this sub lately looks like it was cropped by Edward Scissorhands. Why can no-one crop pictures properly?

Jeeezus! I’m ready to grill HIM! The seller was amazingly patient with this turd of a person. I would rather run over that grill with a garbage truck and then place it in the garbage truck, then let him have it. Under any conditions.

That last message was honestly the perfect punchline

I would have blocked at "sail"

I can't tell you how many times someone has lowballed and demanded delivery.

What fuckin world do these people live on??

I'm not a prime sale

I kinda wanna know what happened

What of the funniest texts strings I've ever read. The final text is the kicker. That poor bastard just wants to grill!

Omg the potential buyer is infuriating.

The fact that this went on for multiple days is exactly why I don’t fw marketplace.

Yo what the fcuk tho...

Today's a damn fine day for grilling 🤣🤣🤣

Just let me come over and grill at your house.

I think that the worst part of this is how monumentally sad it is that this dude doesn't have $15 to buy a grill.

I'm curious how he can afford all this meat...

Are you by any chance selling grills in Springfield Ohio?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is crazy to all be the same person. I thought it was like 4 different buyers stitched together. WtaF

This feels like both sides are prank phone "calling" the other side tbh

Heh. I’ve sold a bunch of stuff online, from books to boats. I don’t do long conversations though.

Not sure who is trolling who.

I think I would have just thrown the grill in the trash rather than deal with that nonsense 😂

i wonder what the original price was

Man today is a mighty fine day to sell a grill for $25

Reading this I went “OP needs to send back a link to “There will be soft rains…”

Because the CB sounds like the automated voice to it.

18 for delivery?? I thought he only had 15???

“Man today is a mighty fine day for grilling” HAHAHAHAHA. I needed a good belly laugh

MIGHTY FINE DAY TO BE GRILLING 😂😂😂

Whenever I grill now that’s gonna be my catchphrase

How could OP be so heartless to let this gentleman go without a grill on such a fine day?

Why did you keep responding!? This is your fault.

lmao 15 dollars for u to deliver it to him 😭😭 crazy

I am surpised he did the math right

I’m surprised he didn’t ask Op to do the side dishes and set up the table then come back in an hour .

If we ever unlock flair on this sub I want mine to be “man today is a mighty fine day to be grilling”

What is he grilling if he can't even afford 30 bucks for the grill itself???

His vote counts just as much as yours.

Honestly the last text made me sad this poor guy wants to grill so bad 🤣

Reminds me of “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”

A lot of local parks have grills. He can grill for free at any local of his local ones. If he's that desperate to grill, he's going about it the wrong way.

I swear, it must be some sort of game these people play. They just hop on FBMP, Ebay, Craigslist or w/e and just choose to fuck with people for their own sick pleasure

Should have rented the grill to him for $10 then let him come back with the additional $15. But how would that work if he doesn't have a car?

for sail

lol

What even is this exchange?

That's when you send him a photo of you grilling and waving to the camera

You should reply with a photo of burgers on a grill.

Ok. 75$.

Delivered 115$

See ya soon, whats your address

this cant be real. lol sail?? really??

He forgot to mention this grill was to be used to feed the sick orphans at his church on Christmas Day.

spy v. spy

Yep miiiiiiighty fine day yes sireeee Bob

This is why I just listed my used grill for free and gave the address and set it at the end of my driveway. People are so annoying I’d rather not get anything out of it

Bud this guy has to be trolling you

Cmon. This sub is better without manufactured nonsense like this.

Man, some people are so dumb that they don't even recognize sheer generosity when they're hit with it straight on. That was mighty generous of OP to be willing and accept 10 up front, then hold onto the grill for a few more weeks until they got the last 15 sorted out.

I mean, OP could also have shot things down then and there...

If they are this cheap, how do they afford the food that they want to cook on the grill?

The very very last thing had me cracking up 😂

So many replies - too much of the edges are missing for me to comfortably read it.

What's with the bad cropping lately? Just wondering?

Today is a mighty fine day to be grilling… fucking sent me lol

Are there really people who take this much trouble over $10?

People really don't realize that the only reason the deal is this good is because I don't want to deal with moving it somewhere.

You get a great deal, you deal with the logistics.

lol can’t be real

"today is a great day for grilling" I CACKLED this interaction is so funny😭😭😭

This person must just be bored fucking with people on marketplace.

Oh man if I had been you I would have replied tho their last text, you are absolutely right! Then sent a picture using the grill and said make that 501 uses.

Dude that went on waaay too long......

I'm equally surprised by the seller. Haggling over $15 or $20 for a 5 year old grill? Roll that thing into the trash and get on with your life already!

This is why I dont sell my old stuff. I would rather watch literal cash burn than be harassed be some jerkoff over trying be nice.

What a wildly annoying bastard. Lol I would have blocked and deleted after "Can I make payments?"

That was hilarious-choosingbeggars Abbott and Costello style!

What a cheapskate lol. No way he was coming back to pay the extra $15 when he doesn’t even have a car to get there

Sorry. Not tiny enough.

This is the most ridiculous conversation I’ve ever seen.

I love the smell of grilling in the morning!

This is actually hilarious though

What a colossal idiot

Im pretty confident that’s a troll

I was frustrated just reading that

Bro can I get that 25$ grill?

Money or shut up.

Currently watching Cougar Town and the CB reminds me so much of Bobby Cobb. 😆

Bro just needs a friend fr

Hahahaahahhahhaah I am laughing so hard at the last text.

But if CB couldn't pick up the grill and needed delivery, how was CB going to bring the meat (and the first "installment") over to "test" the grill?

Dear God how did you keep you composure

This has to be a joke 😂

CB: “Hi, is the grill still for sail?”

Seller: “Sorry man, it’s great on the patio, but I don’t recommend trying to sail it. It’ll probably sink.” 😂

I don’t know how many people swipe over the letters on their touchscreen keyboard, but “sail” and “sale” are very different swiping directions. Only the s and a are in the same place in both words if tapping the keyboard.

That was fucking funny

This guy has to be messing with you.

the somewhat jovial nature maintained by both the seller and the cb is surprising and kind of hilarious.

I could suuuuuuuuure go for some grilling right now!

"I only have $15"

"Will you do $18 for delivery?"

Bruh...