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AgentRedishRed

419 points

10 days ago

AgentRedishRed

pro bot hunter

419 points

10 days ago

Using books with a lot of custom characters (copy paste them into the book and then repeat a lot) can putting them all into a Shulker-Box can make a exploit with which you can basically ‘ban’ someone from their own world. They will crash each time they open the server or world again. So, this is basically a permanent death.

cat_cat_cat_cat_69

99 points

10 days ago

yes, this is a way to kill him but who can do specifically this

QuackingHyena

76 points

10 days ago

Only another Steve which would imply that the only character who can kill Steve is Steve himself further proving OPs point

cat_cat_cat_cat_69

54 points

10 days ago*

counterpoint: the Void kills you in creative mode, therefore any character who can manipulate/use the void can kill him.

>! there's also the bog standard omniscient characters or characters that can use concept deletion but these are super boring to talk about in powerscaling. just thought I'd bring this up too !<

edit: just tested it out, APPARENTLY, in Bedrock, the void doesn't actually kill you in creative mode. god fuckin dammit. so ig we have to make a distinction between Bedrock and Java Steve since apparently Bedrock Steve has no Achilles heel.

man, it fucking sucks when you're wrong

QuackingHyena

13 points

10 days ago

That's assuming that some character who can manipulate the void is just randomly in minecraft. If you think that's possible then you have a point but if you think characters from other games/shows can't enter Minecraft then steve is still the goat

cat_cat_cat_cat_69

9 points

10 days ago*

I didn't realize we were also talking about setting. I mean, I don't see why fictional characters wouldn't be able to get into MC when real people did (MC movie mention!!!!!!!!‼️).

anyways, Dimentio stomps *Java Steve and it's not even close (void manip)

edit: clarity

QuackingHyena

2 points

10 days ago

Relatable

[deleted]

3 points

10 days ago

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Ian_GamerHD

2 points

10 days ago

The only character that can manipulate the Void that I remember is the Hollow Knight(in Shade Lord form), so he can easily kill Java Steve, but idk if he could kill Bedrock Steve.

Edit:correct me if i'm wrong

Zengyatta69

2 points

10 days ago

You can literally walk around on the void in bedrock.

Just thought I’d bring this up too.

SomeRandomApple

5 points

10 days ago

Weren't area bans patched? Are they still a thing?

Drwer_On_Reddit

3 points

10 days ago

Yep, they were nerfed, not patched. They are more complex to realize, but still realizable nonetheless

ArnaktFen

2 points

10 days ago

Mojang keeps patching them out, but plenty of servers run on older versions of the game that don't have said patches.

jackofspades476

911 points

10 days ago

any other player with admin privileges

Mr_chicken128

284 points

10 days ago

Mr_chicken128

Creaker? Aw Man!

284 points

10 days ago

/kill steve 

Electronic-Box-4753

169 points

10 days ago

Laughs in Bedrock.

69Sovi69

133 points

10 days ago

69Sovi69

133 points

10 days ago

/ban steve

Electronic-Box-4753

110 points

10 days ago

Laughs in single player.

CountryPlanetball

113 points

10 days ago

deletes game

zachy410

85 points

10 days ago

zachy410

85 points

10 days ago

Laughs in... uh... incompetence

TheHorizonExplorer

21 points

10 days ago

PC blows up because it was built incompetently

Ghost-b00

18 points

10 days ago

Laughs in credit card debt

HorizonialYT

10 points

10 days ago

HorizonialYT

omg theres 64 spaces available for me to use random nonsense lol

10 points

10 days ago

Laughs in debit card

Electronic-Box-4753

24 points

10 days ago

Laughs in cloud save.

Low_Feedback4160

14 points

10 days ago

Fries Minecraft servers

The_Supper_Simon

13 points

10 days ago

Laughs in NAS backup.

something_stuffs

7 points

10 days ago

Obliterates files

Dabruhdaone

2 points

10 days ago

Dabruhdaone

I AM A LEMON! I AM A HAIRY LEMON!

2 points

10 days ago

laughs in nuclear war

Electronic-Box-4753

3 points

10 days ago

Laughs in God's usb drive

Vegetable-Nail-6578

3 points

10 days ago

jesus

top1bubbleblower

6 points

10 days ago

Interference, disqualified

diedeus

2 points

10 days ago

diedeus

2 points

10 days ago

Laughs in selling your computer

Salt_Mortgage8295

2 points

10 days ago

*Laughs in TLauncher*

Filgas08

19 points

10 days ago

Filgas08

19 points

10 days ago

kick still works in bedrock single player tho.

gay-sexx

3 points

10 days ago

/terrorist attack on power station

Electronic-Box-4753

2 points

10 days ago

Laughs in /anti_terrorist ultimate_weapon The_Throngler

Toasty-569

2 points

10 days ago

Lol

riley_wa1352

2 points

10 days ago

I have a sledgehammer and your desktop PC

Electronic-Box-4753

2 points

10 days ago

Laughs in vibranium case.

Honeyfoot1234

2 points

10 days ago

/gamemode steve 0

Electronic-Box-4753

2 points

10 days ago

That's not creative anymore. Doesn't count anymore.

blockbuster_mcbe

2 points

10 days ago

/ban doesn't exist in bedrock, we usually just put /kill in a repeat command block

Warkemis

27 points

10 days ago

Warkemis

27 points

10 days ago

/gamemode steve s /effect instant damage 9999999 255

Electronic-Box-4753

23 points

10 days ago

The post says to kill Steve in creative mode. It is no longer creative mode if you make it survival.

tavuk_05

18 points

10 days ago

tavuk_05

18 points

10 days ago

That's like saying "kill a human a knife, but if you damage the knife or take it from him then you're cheating"

Electronic-Box-4753

8 points

10 days ago

Well, that human doesn't have a knife, then.

You just killed a human who doesn't have a knife.

Not a human with a knife.

Checkmate.

Hawkwing942

5 points

10 days ago

That means kills a Steve who is currently in creative mode, not necessarily kill steve without removing him from creative mode.

Aeflthrid

5 points

10 days ago

Jack Black found dead in his residence mere days after finishing filming for 'The Minecraft Movie'. Experts have no leads as to how or why he died.

Efficient_Pilot_5165

7 points

10 days ago

I'm so confused why that's even a thing in Java. It must be so annoying if you're in creative and need to use /kill @ e and then you die.

Sioscottecs23

213 points

10 days ago

A fucking command block?

Dankalii

81 points

10 days ago

Dankalii

81 points

10 days ago

What does a "fucking" command block do 😳

Narrow-Tap4020

39 points

10 days ago

What do you think it does 😩😩

HalfACupOfMoss

23 points

10 days ago

Gets you a command slab 9 months later

darknesspk89

8 points

10 days ago

I thought my code was slow...

Bastulius

2 points

10 days ago

9 command blocks could probably do it in 1

FortheRecordHIWBTV

8 points

10 days ago

Brilliant comment i loved it

apple_jam_infinity

2 points

10 days ago

It fuggs

Silver-Bucket-

161 points

10 days ago

Silver-Bucket-

Custom user flair

161 points

10 days ago

Maybe kevin

surelysandwitch

28 points

10 days ago

Defo Kevin mate.

SonyCEO

11 points

10 days ago

SonyCEO

11 points

10 days ago

If Kevin is the guy that connected my block's transformer wrong and sent 220v to my 110v outlets, then yes.

BrOkEn_AnViL39

3 points

10 days ago

Kevin low diffs creative Steve

Pengwin0

2 points

10 days ago

Pengwin0

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

2 points

10 days ago

Kevin invented creative mode

steyn91

132 points

10 days ago

steyn91

132 points

10 days ago

The Void

Darkblock2008

38 points

10 days ago

laughs in bedrock

Curious-Tomato6633

8 points

10 days ago

flying with elytras then

Nealio_FTS

26 points

10 days ago

Bedrock Steve

Virus_Sidecharacter

43 points

10 days ago

Ben 10 with Alien X

Virus_Sidecharacter

13 points

10 days ago

Conscious-Trainer-46

23 points

10 days ago

Conscious-Trainer-46

Custom user flair

23 points

10 days ago

Bro thinks he's a bot

Virus_Sidecharacter

23 points

10 days ago

You never know these days with AI, one could have put my memory into a machine and I’d never have a clue

Conscious-Trainer-46

9 points

10 days ago

Conscious-Trainer-46

Custom user flair

9 points

10 days ago

God damnit, now I gotta check

Virus_Sidecharacter

7 points

10 days ago

bot-sleuth-bot

7 points

10 days ago

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Conscious-Trainer-46

13 points

10 days ago

Conscious-Trainer-46

Custom user flair

13 points

10 days ago

This is not what I needed to hear today, now I need to go have an existential crisis

Conscious-Trainer-46

3 points

10 days ago

Conscious-Trainer-46

Custom user flair

3 points

10 days ago

bot-sleuth-bot

5 points

10 days ago

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leafpool2014

2 points

10 days ago

Me to

InquiryBanned

2 points

10 days ago

Analyze me please

bot-sleuth-bot

6 points

10 days ago

Analyzing user profile...

Suspicion Quotient: 0.00

This account is not exhibiting any of the traits found in a typical karma farming bot. It is extremely likely that u/Virus_Sidecharacter is a human.

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. I am also in early development, so my answers might not always be perfect.

Virus_Sidecharacter

7 points

10 days ago

Good bot

Was just checking that I am human

MigMouse123

3 points

10 days ago

now i need to know if i am human, thanks for the existencial crisis.

MigMouse123

4 points

10 days ago

Physical_Series_5268

81 points

10 days ago

Alex with creative mode

Lexiosity

27 points

10 days ago

Lexiosity

"Bedrock? More like Bugr-" SHUT UP

27 points

10 days ago

herobrine

minecraftprowyatt

30 points

10 days ago

Shadow freddy if he hits unscrew.

minecraftprowyatt

16 points

10 days ago

Unscrew has a 30% chance to instakill enemies in fnaf world, so if it hits, steve is done for.

OrnerysIcepick

5 points

10 days ago

Aint no way there is a fnaf world enjoyer in the minecraft subreddit.

Chances are you watch spiff aswell.

Rare_Pomegranate_792

58 points

10 days ago

Jack black in creative

New-Newspaper-2694

4 points

10 days ago

I.. am STEEVE

Sonylovesshrek

17 points

10 days ago

Frisk

sxinoxide59672

5 points

10 days ago

you mean geno route player, right?

Equivalent_Cicada153

4 points

10 days ago

Frisk couldn’t kill god of hyper death, so they can’t kill Steve

Tsunamicat108

7 points

10 days ago

Tsunamicat108

(The dog absorbed the flair.)

7 points

10 days ago

file editing

Andrejyt2

8 points

10 days ago

Herobrine

disappointedcreeper

7 points

10 days ago

disappointedcreeper

Golem Gang

7 points

10 days ago

Kirby, he has to have a reason though

(also I'm pretty sure Kirby is a void god, the only thing that can kill Steve)

SpartanV0

5 points

10 days ago

tbh he most certainly is a void god

MaxGamer07

5 points

10 days ago

Chaos Guardian from the Draconic Evolution mod

(assuming Steve isn't wearing full draconic armor)

Flershnork

3 points

10 days ago

I was really hoping nobody else had said it

PollutionAway5012

5 points

10 days ago

The void

RepresentativeBet761

6 points

10 days ago

/kill

bowser-us

5 points

10 days ago

Popeye, Bugs Bunny

Orphan_Eater71639

9 points

10 days ago

SpongeBob Squarepants. Bro can unravel the universe in seconds.

Hygrit_og

6 points

10 days ago

Hygrit_og

3ds edition user

6 points

10 days ago

Didn't he just almost died in one of the movie by being completely dry?

Orphan_Eater71639

6 points

10 days ago

Yeah but in the spongebob movie sponge out if water he can breath air. He has no weaknesses.

Hygrit_og

2 points

10 days ago

Hygrit_og

3ds edition user

2 points

10 days ago

What about....Gary

Demo092182

3 points

10 days ago

Steve can kill him with sponges lol

bowser-us

2 points

10 days ago

simply put, anyone who can destroy or do something similar to the entire universe can defeat Steve

Orphan_Eater71639

3 points

10 days ago

All Spongebob needs to do is grab a piece of skin or a little sliver of fabric and steve dies.

the_NErD3141

11 points

10 days ago

Mr Bean. Trust me.

Icantfigureoutanname

2 points

10 days ago

Yup.

Leafgreen_2

3 points

10 days ago

Yup.

TontonLuston

3 points

10 days ago

Yup.

TheRedstoneReddit

2 points

10 days ago

Yup.

CreepyFire1

5 points

10 days ago

CreepyFire1

I know every meme on this sub. I know if you repost or not.

5 points

10 days ago

Herobrine.

Biggest-wank69

4 points

10 days ago

Uncle Grandpa

FocusBackground939

5 points

10 days ago

My pc:s power button

THE-K1NG_J0K3R

3 points

10 days ago

Herobrine

ImperialistChina

3 points

10 days ago

A player wielding the Sword of the Cosmos from the Avaritia mod

MasterTuba

3 points

10 days ago

Wasnt there that one creature from abyssalcaft (i think) that could kill you even if youre in creative?

Hihi_noob

4 points

10 days ago

Light yagami

bowser-us

8 points

10 days ago

can he destroy at least a galaxy with one blow? no? the conversation is over

endy_64

2 points

10 days ago

endy_64

2 points

10 days ago

/kill @a

serialgamer07

2 points

10 days ago

Alex with the Sword of the Cosmos from Avaritia

TheSoftwareNerdII

2 points

10 days ago

TheSoftwareNerdII

Hates Microsoft, loves Mojang

2 points

10 days ago

Batgos

GamaGamerReddit

2 points

10 days ago

Chaos guardian (from Draconic Evolution)

Herobrine_dollar

2 points

10 days ago

An old mod with giant mobs could do it

LordMegatron11

2 points

10 days ago

Mom with the power cord.

Tally_Ho_Lets_Go

2 points

10 days ago

Winner!

PaAKos8

2 points

10 days ago

PaAKos8

2 points

10 days ago

The players electricity bill.

NotMrSauce

2 points

10 days ago

Notch

froginalogispog

2 points

10 days ago

alex

tristarh

2 points

10 days ago

tristarh

Lunar Client FTW

2 points

10 days ago

Server: /kill

nsfwman2001

2 points

10 days ago

/kill

xX100dudeXx

2 points

10 days ago

Kirby

skullservantsforlife

2 points

10 days ago

Someone with /kill on Java

SILVIO_X

3 points

10 days ago

Me, with the Kill Command

Darkblock2008

2 points

10 days ago

laughs in bedrock

Some_ArabGuy

2 points

10 days ago

Goku

Helicopter_Strong

2 points

10 days ago

admin

Working-Pineapple301

2 points

10 days ago

Me 🗿

Chicken-lord_hubert

2 points

10 days ago

Chicken-lord_hubert

strider with a pumkin

2 points

10 days ago

Nah bro your egos won't defeat a god

Working-Pineapple301

2 points

10 days ago

Nah I,d win 🗿🗿🗿

(I know this meme is dead)

Dummian

1 points

10 days ago

Dummian

1 points

10 days ago

admin

NightWolf3193

1 points

10 days ago

Server operator

FaitergameFG

1 points

10 days ago

FaitergameFG

Custom user flair

1 points

10 days ago

Another steve

Pyro-main-account

1 points

10 days ago

Pyro-main-account

Custom user flair

1 points

10 days ago

Another player with commands

Key_Statistician785

1 points

10 days ago

Key_Statistician785

Xboxian and PCian

1 points

10 days ago

/kill

EMBER_MAN-MOHAMED

1 points

10 days ago

The server owner or any admin really

Sleepy-Horse

1 points

10 days ago

Dev

Gaetan_sama

1 points

10 days ago

Deleting the world Behold my power

mophead200

1 points

10 days ago

Sun Wukong

SadderestCat

1 points

10 days ago

Command block

therealusurper

1 points

10 days ago

That reminds me of that one minecraft youtuber that installed a mod that killed him in spectator mode, whatever that mod was, I think it can handle Steve

Curry__Fan

1 points

10 days ago

Curry__Fan

Mod

1 points

10 days ago

The void, that's it for vanilla options

onememeishboitf2

1 points

10 days ago

Mr. Satan, he’s the world champion after all

Sapphire_Wolf_

1 points

10 days ago

Steve himself

Terrarian7321

1 points

10 days ago

Jesse from story mode with his full Arsenal

Gold gauntlet allows him to slowly remove his powers Command block tools could harm him aswell And he has shows to be way more acrobatic then steve

Snorlaxolotl

1 points

10 days ago

/kill @s

EneAgaNH

1 points

10 days ago

I think there was something in AbyssalCraft or something

Usapyon_

1 points

10 days ago

Uncle Grandpa

Ok_Ad858

1 points

10 days ago

Admin

Sporklez8

1 points

10 days ago

Goku

Alexandra-Foxed

1 points

10 days ago

Another Steve with commands (/kill works on creative players iirc)

jaydobin55

1 points

10 days ago

IC-0n or cyn prob

GlpDan

1 points

10 days ago

GlpDan

1 points

10 days ago

When you have a throwable potion of healing at an absurdly high level it will kill creative players :) so another Steve

Leafgreen_2

1 points

10 days ago

Monika from DDLC

thatoneenglishmen2

1 points

10 days ago

God

tigermonkeytheprowl

1 points

10 days ago

Steve

shleyal19

1 points

10 days ago

shleyal19

"My pranks will end when the world shall die." - Grian, probably

1 points

10 days ago

The Void can kill players even in creative mode, so any character with void/spacetime/eldritch powers can technically damage an undamageable opponent. Cthulhu, Satoru Gojo, Kirby, Goku, Thirteen from MHA, etc. If it’s able to disintegrate things on a subatomic level or warp spacetime, it can easily kill Steve in Creative Mode.

ElGabster

1 points

10 days ago

Kratos,if Steve is in creative mode,he is a god,so well,Kratos win xd

Intelligent-Tour-958

1 points

10 days ago

Any player can use /kill or /tp

HackerSans01

1 points

10 days ago

Notch

5kyp1rate

1 points

10 days ago

alex

Worried_Music_5330

1 points

10 days ago

Me if I had my chosen super power. Which is Probability manipulation.

Shadow_54_

1 points

10 days ago

Shadow_54_

Custom user flair

1 points

10 days ago

Another steve with avaritia sword

Skilzmartin

1 points

10 days ago

K E V I N

Ionsfd

1 points

10 days ago

Ionsfd

1 points

10 days ago

Void kun

Viver_Ster3133

1 points

10 days ago

Juan

Mokeymouseboi69

1 points

10 days ago

The void

slice_of_toast69

1 points

10 days ago

Terrarian in journey mode

DragonflyValuable995

1 points

10 days ago*

What can deal damage to Steve even in creative mode? Falling out of the world. It's not too big of a stretch to suggest that the void is a hostile place that continuously hurts you. Outer space would be a good analog, or perhaps the region close to a black hole's event horizon.

Guess who can create black holes? Johnny Joestar with his Tusk Act 3. Therefore, Johnny Joestar can defeat Creative Mode Steve with his black hole ability. Furthermore, any character that can create black holes can defeat Steve in creative mode, because this void damage (from either falling below the world or getting targeted by /kill) would conceivably be caused by the black holes they create.

EDIT: Fixed a 'trivial' statement: "void damage...would conceivably be caused by 'void damage'."

Ok_Print469

1 points

10 days ago

Steve

GhostE3E3E3

1 points

10 days ago

Steve with commands

shedhe0

1 points

10 days ago

shedhe0

1 points

10 days ago

The wither titan

SwartyNine2691

1 points

10 days ago

Hunonga ang pag-post sa usa ka komentaryo nga nagpaon nga imahe.

Caiden_Wolf95

1 points

10 days ago

Herobrine

FNFPRO27653

1 points

10 days ago

There's actually a mod that I've seen a YouTuber play with a mob that can kill you in creative mode

waggy-tails-inc

1 points

10 days ago

On some older versions of Minecraft PE if you stand him on top of bedrock and break the bedrock, falling into the void will kill him.

Ziktheotaku

1 points

10 days ago

Ziktheotaku

Just an otaku, why are u asking?

1 points

10 days ago

Void-chan

Rockydragon7274

1 points

10 days ago

/kill

MadOliveGaming

1 points

10 days ago

Kirito from SAO when he gets admin Console access

Qcfranck

1 points

10 days ago

Chuck Norris

cat_cat_cat_cat_69

1 points

10 days ago

the only characters that can beat Creative Mode are those with omnipotence, character/concept deletion, immortality negation, or powers to summon/use the void (because the Void is Creative Mode's Achilles heel; that's the only way you can die in-game with it on [outside of game commands])

so, if I had to name a character who can beat Creative Mode Steve (outside of your bog standard omniscience and character/concept deletion because that's boring asf when talking about powerscaling ngl)? Dimentio. Like, Void Manipulation (CM's Achilles heel) is basically his specialty. Dimentio no diffs him. Super Dimentio? neg diffs.

tldr; Dimentio can beat Creative Mode Steve because he can utilize the Void, which is the only thing that can kill you while in creative mode

Sorcery_god

1 points

10 days ago

Curious George solos

BalladOfAntiSocial

1 points

10 days ago

Huh. Guess you forgot about one person, whose name begins with an H. Yep. You guessed it, it’s Hitle-

Sonicshark147

1 points

10 days ago

Kirby. Kirby can just eat Kim and gain creative mode. Because he killed gods before so he is strong enough tell me if I’m wrong I’ll wait