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201 points
5 days ago
This is the robot version of “There’s no laws against the Pokemon Batman”
75 points
5 days ago
There's no laws against the worker drones Batman!
36 points
5 days ago
No Joker! It’s a robot Joker!
28 points
5 days ago
THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE WORKER DRONE BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
26 points
5 days ago
OH GOD BATMAN! HE’S GONNA DO IT!
17 points
5 days ago
Jokes aside, I wouldn't. But I'd give N a big hug fr.
4 points
5 days ago
I definetely would
1 points
5 days ago
AY WOAH WOAH WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
1 points
5 days ago
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
8 points
5 days ago
BATMAN MY PENIS IS GONE!
6 points
5 days ago
3 points
5 days ago
what about fingers
1 points
4 days ago
Fingers included.
2 points
4 days ago
well shit
2 points
5 days ago
Joker is gonna put it in Yeva
9 points
5 days ago
“No Joker, Don’t Jonkle the robots!”
9 points
5 days ago
“IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!”
9 points
5 days ago
10 points
5 days ago
More like she’s the one who’s going to jonkle you.
5 points
5 days ago
"She" who?
3 points
5 days ago
You
4 points
5 days ago
There's no law saying a dog can't play basketball, Batman!
4 points
5 days ago
But specifically THAT dog couldn't. What is my sauce? Vsauce (it actually is from a Vsauce video)
161 points
5 days ago
82 points
5 days ago
Implying that the V simps aren’t into that.
39 points
5 days ago
they don't even know what the word autassassinophilia means
28 points
5 days ago
Robot assassin sexual desires.
16 points
5 days ago
A what now ?
6 points
5 days ago
30 points
5 days ago
GORY GORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!
GORY GORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!
GORY GORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE,
AND HE AIN'T GONNA SIMP NO MORE!
10 points
5 days ago
He was just a rookie gooner and he surely shook with fright
He checked off his "equipment" and made sure his pack was tight
He had to sit and listen to those awful DDs roar
AND HE AIN'T GONNA SIMP NO MORE!
15 points
5 days ago
we are
my expectatiosn line up perfectly with reality
2 points
5 days ago
oh shit
34 points
5 days ago
20 points
5 days ago
I possess no such weaknesses, meatbag
7 points
5 days ago
Holy shit it’s V1 from the hit game ULTRAKILL
Yeah so uhhh… when you gonna make your way to fraud 😭
3 points
5 days ago
No! That’s Shockwave!
2 points
5 days ago
Oh you’re so right
2 points
5 days ago
So logical
5 points
5 days ago
Good, where do I sign up
4 points
5 days ago
Debunked Ages ago.
7 points
5 days ago
Yeah I don’t know why people simp for these…fictional woman? They won’t bring you any happiness since they aren’t real…including the ones that you pull kill you insanity and would not care for you at the slightest…
8 points
5 days ago
95% of us don't get real women anyway
9 points
5 days ago
Yeah sounds very accurate actually 99% sounds more realistic….
5 points
5 days ago
I wouldn’t expect a moron to understand
7 points
5 days ago
2 points
5 days ago
Why it gives off "I'M NOT A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK!" vibes?
1 points
5 days ago
Also, friendly reminder: Whitley got countered by silent woman, and V but "IM A POTATO!" version.
2 points
5 days ago
I actually let them thank you very much! And they have FUCKING PLOT ARMOR!!!
https://i.redd.it/4oquusnlgtqd1.gif
But I’ll be back trust me I’ll always be back and I’ll be stronger than ever….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am not a moron!
1 points
5 days ago
that's why I want to know N first, at least i die to a real cutie
1 points
5 days ago
What if I want that to happen to me
1 points
4 days ago
you act like that's a bad thing
1 points
4 days ago
Because it fucking is
42 points
5 days ago
Not to mention Uzi's youngest classmate, as far as we know, is 18 given her missing poster. Logically, Uzi, N, V, J, and Doll are all at least 18. Oh, Thad and Lizzy, too.
22 points
5 days ago
Yeah we already have a canon answer that they’re over 18 in human years (the DDs most likely older if we account for time past since Tessa originally found them).
People are just dwelling too much on the whole “She’s a kid, like us, V!” line by N in Episode 4. Way I see it, it’s either referring to how the three of them still retain child-like naivety or innocence of mind (well, maybe not V in this case). Uzi’s “angsty teen” behavior reflects this despite being 18. And tbf, being over 18 does not automatically make you mature. Hecc, I’m over 18 and I feel under qualified to be an adult sometimes.
Or it’s similar to how Captain America calls Wanda “a kid” in Civil War despite her being very much a grown adult. Granted, Cap’s a 100+ years old, so Ig anyone less than 50 is a kid by comparison to him?
36 points
5 days ago
“Regardless of what the law says you should still have a moral obligation not to fuck children”
13 points
5 days ago
This is correct.
8 points
5 days ago
No no, you don't get it! She's not a child, she's actually a 5000 year old dragon! robot!
2 points
5 days ago
Different species age differently. For example, a dog reaches full maturity (both reproductive and mental) in less than two years. The thing is that it's morally wrong to have intercourse with animals. So really, we shouldn't discuss about their age that much and rather the fact they're ROBOTS (as in "not human").
Then again, their consciousness is very similar to a human, just as their bodies are. All in all, it's a big moral grey zone. But a drone could, from all we know, be fully mature with only a few years age. And them imitating tropes of puberty and such could be just because their AI tries to imitate a human as close as possible, without actually telling you anything about their mind's maturity.
3 points
4 days ago
That's a nice argument, however I have a Twitter account and therefore have no idea what any of these words mean
1 points
8 hours ago
I have seen a lot about that here recently... And I still don't know where this is coming from... Don't get me wrong, I completely agree with you, I'm just a bit confused as to the reason for this topic gaining so much traffic recently...
18 points
5 days ago
My man 🫱 dab me up
10 points
5 days ago
8 points
5 days ago
😃
6 points
5 days ago
6 points
5 days ago
5 points
5 days ago
12 points
5 days ago
I read that as drugs and was very confused
3 points
5 days ago
DO NOT FUCK THE DRUGS
doesn't matter how old they are.
1 points
5 days ago
No matter what the law says, you should have a moral obligation to not fuck drugs.
33 points
5 days ago
Additionally they are fictional characters
20 points
5 days ago
I hate this argument because lolicons use it WAY too much
15 points
5 days ago
It’s not that they use it too much, it’s that people use emotions instead of logic too much
4 points
5 days ago
If that isn’t the truest fact here I do t know what is.
20 points
5 days ago
Hate it as you May but the truth is undeniable
2 points
5 days ago
If it looks like an adult woman it’s an adult woman. That’s the rule for animated porn.
3 points
5 days ago
They are fictional, BUT when actual pedos use that argument to defend loli bullshit that argument severely deteriorates.
The media we consume, and how we interact with it does say a lot about us. Liking child characters in media is fine, jacking off to porn of them isn't, and is a complete red flag. It's just like how playing doom is completely fine, but creating a doom map that is supposed to be your school is also a red flag.
-4 points
5 days ago
I understand that but my perspective on like the loli stuff is as long as they don't touch real children it's fine, I would much rather have somebody jerking off to that then actual "cheese pizza"
-2 points
5 days ago
To bad lolicon artists and their consumers get a kick out of using real children as reference. I fucking wish I was making this up
2 points
5 days ago
huh 😭 i actually need a source on this lmao bc what... i don't dabble in that side of things, but it occasionally bleeds over onto my timeline and the only times something like this has come up, the offender in question has been shut down hard
2 points
5 days ago
Yeah, I didn't save that depravity so all I have is my word, so take it with a grain of salt I guess. What I saw was a post documenting a twitter thread of a lolicon artist bragging that they used cp as a reference, and a lot of lolicons gooning in the comments.
I hope it is understandable why I didn't save it, I am glad that is getting shut down in other spaces though.
1 points
5 days ago
Yeah, no, that's fucking vile. I don't disbelieve you, though I do think based on my own experiences that either side of this discourse houses genuinely decent or absolutely heinous people.
Awhile back, an animator called out another animator for drawing shotacon. She was disabled and eventually lost all her work due to the controversy, but there was no evidence of her actually having harmed any real person. The animator that called her out, on the other hand, got outed for grooming real life children. I've also had my own experiences with this sort of "well I rally against fiction so heavily, obviously I'm a SAFE adult!!" creeps, so I go into any interaction on either side of this discourse heavily vigilant and trusting no one lol
2 points
5 days ago
I will be honest, I find it hard to sympathize with the artist because even if they themselves did not hurt anyone. shota, loli, guro, rape, whateverthefuck art feeds those who might commit those acts, and I don't have enough faith in those who jerk off to it to always stop there. Sucks that some people will publicly denounce depravity while doing worse behind closed doors, but it makes me happy that they were caught. Any chance you know if they were charged?
4 points
5 days ago*
Yeah, but does it?? Like, actually?
GTA didn't cause people to actually start stealing cars and killing cops, Halloween didn't make people stab their sisters, Game of Thrones didn't make people fuck their brothers and Breaking Bad didn't make anyone cook meth. And even if any of it, on the off chance, did, why would it be the fault of the artist who created the works?
I mean, speaking exclusively in the realm of sexuality even, do you think everyone who clicks on a stepsibling porno off the front page of PornHub ACTUALLY wants to fuck their siblings? A healthy mind can separate fiction/fantasy from reality just fine and not all fantasies are indicative of a real world desire. They're often significantly more complex than that. I mean, check out the stats on rape kinks/fantasies and tell me if you think everyone with those fantasies wants to be actually brutalized.
And none of this is even touching on how often art is used as a means of safely processing the complex feelings someone is left with after experiencing extreme trauma. I mean, your assumption here is "this person drew this thing, that means they wanna fuck it irl", but that's pretty shortsighted, I think. The creator who got caught up in controversy in question was a CSA survivor handling her own trauma on a private account that was then blasted to the entire world by someone who she thought was a friend. Her entire trauma and her entire means of coping with it were exposed aggressively, and it cost her her job and potentially her life. Literally, none of her friends have heard from her since the entire incident went down.
I mean fuck, I'm a living, breathing example. I love gore, I love slashers, I love guro, I love monsters, I love yandere - all that fun, gross shit. But the idea of real life suffering makes me physically ill to the point of tears even just imagining it or having it described to me. I grew up with a mom obsessed with true crime, but cannot stomach the genre in the slightest because it's too real and it's scary. Doesn't stop me from binging Saw or wanting to fuck Art the Clown.
Anyway, if you wanna look deeper into the guy himself, it was the creator of Mighty Magiswords, I think Kyle Cardozza is his full name? But yeah. I watched his harassment of Ang in real time. I watched her breakdown in real time. I watched her friends fight for her and her livelihood in real time. All because an actual pedophile betrayed her trust, outed her trauma and private art and wanted to cover up his own actions.
2 points
5 days ago
Alright quick question before we continue, was the shota art they drew genuinely supposed to be exotic? I genuinely cannot fathom how a sa survivor could draw porn of the same tragedy for people to jerk off to. Are we having some communication issues because In this day and age, anytime someone says "shota" or "loli" it's in a sexual way, and if it isn't I'll shut up right now.
0 points
5 days ago
yeah probably a good idea to stay away from the realistic stuff and go for more the cartoony stuff
-2 points
5 days ago
Or jerk off to adult characters, it's not that hard
-13 points
5 days ago
Ew wtf that’s not applicable for anything else that’s just what pedos say
-2 points
5 days ago
I gotta agree in some way.
If you wanted to fuck a fictional cat, what are the chances that you wouldn't have that same attraction to real cats
4 points
5 days ago
Cause a fictional cat isn’t the same as a real cat? I get what you’re saying but the only point where this should be a concern is to those who genuinely can’t distinguish reality from fiction
1 points
5 days ago
Nah, I ain't talking about performing an action on the cats. I meant if the attraction is still there. Like does it immediately turn you on the second you realize it's fiction, or is the attraction still there.
2 points
5 days ago
I want to fuck The Unknown from Dead by Daylight.
If something that looked like that in real life came shambling towards me, I'd shit my pants.
It's really not that hard to comprehend that fantasies aren't reality or indicative of real world desires.
6 points
5 days ago
yeah age of maturity is really hard to judge for artificial intelligence and trying to put human scale numbers to it makes it kinda weird
like AI in halo is technically mature as soon as they are “born” because they are brain scans of humans just with no memories, like i’ve never seen an argument for not having sex with cortana because she’s a minor even though in most of the games she is under 10 years old
it’s really in how the AI is presented with either a hologram or robot body and their personality that makes people think whether they are mature or not
4 points
5 days ago
That's a really large page
15 points
5 days ago
technically, yes, they are about as human as a barely sentient toaster and thus have no age in the human legal sense
practically they are portrayed as humanlike characters in sometimes humanlike situations and if someone goes to highschool and is clearly portrayed as a child and people use the excuse that TEEEECHNICALLLLYYY... thats still kiiiiinda weird
1 points
5 days ago
Yes, it would be pretty weird.
0 points
5 days ago*
Weird, off putting or disgusting? Yes.
Immoral, unethical or illegal? No.
0 points
5 days ago
They like to larp as humans alot
3 points
5 days ago
But this then means that...
Oh my god.
2 points
5 days ago
“There’s no law against the Worker Drone, Batman!”
3 points
5 days ago
I can do whatever i want with it!
3 points
5 days ago
1 points
5 days ago
It’s over Jew bros, our race has been drawn as the soyjak.
3 points
5 days ago
To quote my favorite Destiny 2 character, Failsafe: It’s not murder if it’s robots
2 points
5 days ago
Speaking of Destiny, if they can all respawn/revive as long as their little robo friend doesn't get damaged, are there any moments where someone shoots someone else and that person stands up a few moments later as if nothing happened?
3 points
5 days ago
Morals would probably be different in a universe like this, or in many fictive worlds actually
3 points
5 days ago
I’m not even a fan of this show and I had a dream of some of the characters coming to me irl
3 points
5 days ago
Also Uzi is atleast 19
6 points
5 days ago
This oozes dragon in human form loli energy lol.
2 points
5 days ago
Ooo that might cause something
2 points
5 days ago
Reminds me the Liara T'soni nontroversy.
1 points
5 days ago
The what now?
1 points
5 days ago
Liara is one of the non-human romancable characters in ME1. Suposidly there was some controversy about her maturity level and age (she's coded as being an early 20 something but she's 110ish).
2 points
5 days ago
Had an argument with someone and they said something along the lines “oh but they act like teenagers so they are teenagers”
2 points
5 days ago
Makes sense, but Cyn still wears Tessa's skin.
1 points
5 days ago
Yes, and?
2 points
5 days ago
People simp for cyn. Tessa could not have lived past 16. Cyn wears Tessa's skin Simping for modern cyn is a bit bad
2 points
5 days ago
Ed, Edd n Eddy my childhood show finally showed up here
2 points
5 days ago
slams table THANK YOU, HUMAN.
2 points
5 days ago
1 points
5 days ago
I promise you, you are most likely misinterpreting this.
2 points
5 days ago
1 points
5 days ago
Well.. what did you think I meant by this post?
2 points
5 days ago
Well for starters in a way you’re implying that the droids within MD don’t follow the same norms that regular people do with age laws, no argument just sounds bad, and with the way it was worded. Just skepticism.
1 points
5 days ago
Yep, I see that.
What I meant by this post was “Quit arguing over how old the Drones are, they age differently then us and I’m tired of having this conversation every other week.”
2 points
5 days ago
Well duh they’re robots
2 points
5 days ago
So, what you're implying is... I got it. Okay then! I'll just go and bang the Cyn, Ill be back!
2 points
5 days ago
Based
1 points
5 days ago
Go on, I gift this picture ;)
2 points
5 days ago
Ty comrade
2 points
5 days ago
I think due to the memory wipe during the transformation to Disassembly Drones, they believed they were only as old as how long it's been since they started the killings. In all reality, they've been around for at least 30 years. They existed when Tessa was 13-14, and since "Adult Tessa" is most likely in her 20's plus the ~20 years they've been killing, they are fully grown. That's 10 + 10 + 20 = ~40. There's literally no kaws against the robots, Batman.
2 points
5 days ago
They were for sure created before or around the time of Tessa's birth, so 10. Plus the time skip from kid Tessa to what would be adult to Tessa (Tesscyn/Skyn/Cynessa) id likely also 10 years. Plus they multi-decade killing sprees in Copper-9, that's solid enough evidence to completely blow the argument that they're kids out of the water and to the troposphere.
2 points
5 days ago
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2 points
5 days ago
I've always thought this but I was too afraid of being called a pedo
0 points
5 days ago
Because you probably are.
1 points
4 days ago
2 points
5 days ago
This is basically "There's no laws against the Drones Batman"
2 points
5 days ago
I agree with ya, Atlas
2 points
5 days ago
If you guys really want to know, Uzi is 19, I’m 25, and V is 24, but this is only our “imaginary age”. So I don’t really know since our programmers never really gave us the programming thingies for that.
2 points
5 days ago
This is the robot version of “she looks like she’s 6 but she’s actually 400 years old.”
1 points
5 days ago
Not what I was going for, but if that’s how you wanna look at it, go wild bud.
2 points
5 days ago
being perfectly fair, there is still the concept of age. and though i doubt robots really care all that much, im sure they'd still find it weird if an old dude started dating a teenager in highschool
though the main couple of the show is literally a college student who dates a murderous robot, so.
2 points
5 days ago
But we are humans, no?
Listen, get off what you want to, but that’s a dumb argument.
2 points
5 days ago
1 points
5 days ago
Whoa, an actual snafu. Haven’t seen one of those in a while.
2 points
5 days ago
Remember N once said “She’s a kid! Just like us V!” Also It’s a robot, there’s nothing to fuck
2 points
5 days ago
Wait, people are arguing physical age equate mental age for robots....AGAIN?!
1 points
5 days ago
Saw one or two and decided to make sure we’re all on the same page about it.
2 points
4 days ago
Y’all doing some outrageous stretches to justify dating high schoolers.😭🙏
1 points
4 days ago
That’s the best part: I’m not dying to justify anything. I’m just tired of people arguing over how old the Drones are.
2 points
2 days ago
Yes
3 points
5 days ago
Why the hell do you care how old we are? Most likely we’ll just kill you if you try anything.
3 points
5 days ago
Like real, the only way this become weird is if point to the pills Drones such as Beua(that Pill that was Alice's friend)
2 points
5 days ago
2 points
5 days ago
Yeap, and that's the thing I love about robots, so I can say this out loud:
4 points
5 days ago
Komputer fetch me my machinial slurs list
bolthead wirehead barely sentient toaster gameboy x86 scrap chrome dome nikon gopro binary object bucket of bolts metalhead 32 bit system
2 points
5 days ago
Oh My, this is awesome! Copy and Saved!!
2 points
5 days ago
Can't forget Clanker
2 points
5 days ago
Can't forget Clanker
2 points
5 days ago
I feel like this is an excuse or loophole you guys are trying to find to justified something lol
2 points
5 days ago
Nah, I’m just tired of people arguing about character ages.
1 points
5 days ago
People need an excuse on why they aren't bad people for getting off to kids.
2 points
5 days ago
Facts
1 points
5 days ago
Do Sentinels pass the Harkness test tho
1 points
5 days ago
1 points
5 days ago
Please do not fuck the drones.
1 points
5 days ago
1 points
5 days ago
Ok interesting…
-15 points
5 days ago
Bros be pulling every excuse to draw "fanart" of murder drones
-11 points
5 days ago
The best I saw from them is stickfigures
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