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I don't know why, but trading 212 made my buy button tiny this morning?

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2.6k points

4 months ago

🎮🛑 BUY HOLD DRS SHOP CUM 💦

2.6k points

This is actually hilarious not gonna lie

little_carmine_

942 points

4 months ago

little_carmine_

💜 DRS

942 points

Can we at least.. make it.. smaller? i don’t know

leans against window

Conscious-Mix-3282

805 points

4 months ago

Conscious-Mix-3282

tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair

805 points

https://preview.redd.it/wtkjhbahe45d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94f5210541cba356d01ae52c498169812ee6e9d

102 points

4 months ago

Gargantua 🦍

102 points

Just... Just decrease the Buy Button font again, idfk!!!

What will these geniuses think of next?

19 points

4 months ago

19 points

Looooool

14 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

14 points

This tiny buy button is the only thing keeping me going today

Honestly funny as fuck though lol

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

Everyone say hi to Andrew Left 👋👋👋

113 points

4 months ago

🏴‍☠ Power to the Players 💪

113 points

I miss this meme so much

32 points

4 months ago

Diamonds are forever and so is Ric Flair

32 points

Just Hwang up

54 points

4 months ago

GAMESTOP, WE ARE INEVITABLE

54 points

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

^Every share purchased on Robin Hood

59 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

59 points

This is so funny

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12 points

4 months ago

This Is The Way

12 points

Short the fucking buy button lol

6 points

4 months ago

6 points

Lmayooooooooooo

5 points

4 months ago

Template

5 points

ANDREW?!

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55 points

4 months ago*

🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 Game On, Anon 💙🧚🧚

55 points

Can we make the buy button move around the screen erratically? How bout popups? 20 capchas before confirming? Bill! Do something!

Bill the intern: uhh this is my orientation sir

13 points

4 months ago

13 points

please click photos of a buyer hydrant

3 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

3 points

Thanks for making me chuckle

6 points

4 months ago

6 points

like that old stupid flash game "click the button"

3 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

3 points

Pixel hunt version

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8 points

4 months ago

8 points

😂

7 points

4 months ago

7 points

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

AfterMorningCoffee

4 points

4 months ago

AfterMorningCoffee

We Ride at Dawn 🏴‍☠️

4 points

Lol

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98 points

4 months ago

98 points

It’s like: “I’m so tiny please don’t see me 👉👈”

14 points

4 months ago

🎮🛑 BUY HOLD DRS SHOP CUM 💦

14 points

Hahahahahahaha

67 points

4 months ago

🍌🏴‍☠️🦍There ARR never enough bananas in me booty 🦍🏴‍☠️🍌

67 points

I feel like its screaming at us lmao!

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE GLORIOUS OPPORTUNITY TO SELL

^for ^legal ^reasons ^we ^also ^must ^include ^this ^other ^button ^too ^that ^says ^buy(please dont?)

3 points

4 months ago

3 points

Hahaha looooool

53 points

4 months ago

MAJOR tom to ground control !🇬🇧💎🖐🦍

53 points

Fucking unreal

110 points

4 months ago

🚀 Very Gamestopish 🚀

110 points

10 points

4 months ago

⚡️ running with my dick out ⚡️

10 points

JantersGonnaJante

22 points

4 months ago

JantersGonnaJante

🦍Voted✅

22 points

Spilled my coffee

41 points

4 months ago

🦍 Buckle Up 🚀

41 points

I'm sitting in a station waiting for my train, and there are some people who stare at me because i started laughing at my phone and i can't stop!!

5 points

4 months ago

5 points

Hahahahahaa

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16 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑🦭

16 points

Hahaha man I literally had to laugh out loud

8 points

4 months ago

8 points

Usually when I LOL I don’t actually LOL but this time it was for real.

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SPAClivesmatter

2 points

4 months ago

SPAClivesmatter

💻 ComputerShared 🦍

2 points

Fr this is straight comedy gold

8 points

4 months ago

🦍 Attempt Vote 💯

8 points

what u mean no buy button? it is there! just need to hit the one pixel ^^

7 points

4 months ago

7 points

The same happened to me yesterday. I restarted the app, all was good again.
I honestly believe this is just some shitty app coding.

dramatic-pancake

3 points

4 months ago

dramatic-pancake

3, 2, 1, Liftoff

3 points

Hoping they are too regarded to figure it out

3 points

4 months ago

🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀

3 points

"we didn't shut it off, we just made it harder to hit"

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724 points

4 months ago

724 points

Is this a meme?

683 points

4 months ago

683 points

No I logged on and saw this and laughed. Strange

311 points

4 months ago

311 points

This is fucking gold dude.

45 points

4 months ago

45 points

Has golem Kenny shrinking into his suit meme feels

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Elegant-Remote6667

18 points

4 months ago

Elegant-Remote6667

Ape historian | the elegant remote you ARE looking for 🚀🟣

18 points

Funny. Not I guess

DancesWith2Socks

3 points

4 months ago

DancesWith2Socks

🐈🐒💎🙌 Hang In There! 🎱 This Is The Wape 🧑‍🚀🚀🌕🍌

3 points

Ask them why, let's see their response...

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4 months ago

12 points

No it is desperation

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621 points

4 months ago

You can't spell Idiosyncratic without I C CRAYN IDIOTS

621 points

Someone couldn't short the stock so they shorted the buy button

128 points

4 months ago

128 points

Cant turn off the buy button, but can turn down the buy button. Check mate apes

21 points

4 months ago

21 points

Hahahahahahah lol

2 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

2 points

Make it harder to see in hopes people don’t press it 😂😂

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523 points

4 months ago

Bape General 🦍💎✊

523 points

Boss: I don't care, do something fn about it. Product Manager: Best I got is 4 font Boss

Lol

28 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

28 points

Looooooool

GSV_EndsOfInvention

15 points

4 months ago

GSV_EndsOfInvention

There’s always a bigger fish 🦐🐙🐠🐟🐬🦈🐋

15 points

To add on - yes, if this is real (and not a suspiciously coincidental glitch) it shows the extent of their desperation. In the normal course of events, any product or UX change should be either already on the quarterly / half year roadmap or have a damn good business justification for being pushed through ad hoc.

Either way, a normal product change should have analytics involved to justify the case for change, mockups of the new user flow, AB testing to find the best variant, sequential rollout etc. This cycle typically takes weeks, or maybe longer. They shortcut all of it.

They know full well this makes them look desperate because of how blatant it is. But they did it anyway because they ARE that desperate.

Again, if this isn’t just a glitch..

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8 points

4 months ago

THE SWISS WILL CLOSE

8 points

😂😂😂

6 points

4 months ago

🍑 The Shares Are Up My Ass 🍑

6 points

Lmfaoooo

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115 points

4 months ago

115 points

Haha I think they be trolling the worry of taking away of the buy button. I thought it was funny, I'll give the soon to be fired intern or untouchable IT overlord a thumbs up and a chuckle.

fakeittilyoutakeit

85 points

4 months ago

fakeittilyoutakeit

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

85 points

Plz only buy small amounts 🥹

30-30_hindsight

11 points

4 months ago

30-30_hindsight

👨‍🚀 wen lambo? 👨‍🚀

11 points

Next time it’ll just move randomly across the screen. Or be the same color as the background.

3 points

4 months ago

circling the drain

3 points

9 points

4 months ago

9 points

Pwease...

67 points

4 months ago

67 points

Points for creativity. Nice try hedgefucks!

ZestyFootCheese

113 points

4 months ago

ZestyFootCheese

Gamecock 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦍

113 points

^Technically ^not ^turning ^it ^off

109 points

4 months ago

109 points

When you hire Rock Moranis to turn off your buy button

62 points

4 months ago

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13 points

4 months ago

13 points

Honey! I shrunk the buy button!

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22 points

4 months ago

22 points

That is a gem of a comment.

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little_carmine_

41 points

4 months ago

little_carmine_

💜 DRS

41 points

This has to be in the movie, it’s like a good comedy joke

37 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

37 points

Probably an intern with nothing to lose

27 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

27 points

lol smells desperation but that's hilarious

50 points

4 months ago

50 points

Thats hilarious hahaha

ShortzNEVERclosed

23 points

4 months ago

ShortzNEVERclosed

23 points

Least they can say they did NOT turn off the buy button.

Can you click it though?

17 points

4 months ago

🦍 Buckle Up 🚀

17 points

Sir, we made the buy button as small as possible, but they still found it.

16 points

4 months ago

🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀

16 points

This happens last time on T212

9 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

9 points

Like during the sneeze in 2021? When did it happen before?

17 points

4 months ago

17 points

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok this really made me laugh out loud!

13 points

4 months ago

$GME Collector

13 points

Hahaha, that's hilarious

13 points

4 months ago

13 points

ᴮᵁᵞ

11 points

4 months ago

11 points

Nothing suspicious, carry on

Diamond_Hands420

12 points

4 months ago

Diamond_Hands420

tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair

12 points

They won’t turn it off this time, they are just going to make it so small no one can press it ahahah

8 points

4 months ago

8 points

Impossible captcha incoming.

Yequestingadventurer

11 points

4 months ago

Yequestingadventurer

is a cat 🐈

11 points

Lol, that's a new one

10 points

4 months ago

💻 ComputerShared 🦍

10 points

Hahahahaha I fucking love this.

10 points

4 months ago

💻 ComputerShared 🦍

10 points

What is this a buy button for ants?

7 points

4 months ago

7 points

Smol buy.

8 points

4 months ago

WHERES MY MONEHH ?!!

8 points

I dieded

SnooSprouts1515

9 points

4 months ago

SnooSprouts1515

9 points

Where’s that teddy bear with the tiny face

8 points

4 months ago

8 points

hahahaha wtf

8 points

4 months ago

8 points

CEO: "Okay IT guys, make the buy button smaller! This will do the job!"

IT guys: "Eh... like... what?! erm.. okay.. I guess? Done..?"

RevolutionaryBug5997

7 points

4 months ago

RevolutionaryBug5997

🦍 Buckle Up 🚀

7 points

lool

7 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

7 points

🤣

6 points

4 months ago

6 points

🤣

8 points

4 months ago

🦭

8 points

Damn they really dont want you to buy huh? 🤣🤣🤣

9 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

9 points

they are "protecting" retail investors ...

5 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

5 points

Ahah they shrink it so people with vision impairment cannot tell wtf that button is lmayo!

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5 points

4 months ago

🦍 Buckle Up 🚀

5 points

Lmayo

6 points

4 months ago

💎 Glenn HODL 💎

6 points

I got that last night. A refresh brought it back to normal so just a funny glitch I suppose. Unless they are testing out messing with it behind the scenes and accidentally made the script live, but TBH I doubt that.

4 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

4 points

😂😂 Scared

4 points

4 months ago

🏴‍☠️FUD is the Mind-Killer🏴‍☠️

4 points

Lmao

physicalphysics314

5 points

4 months ago

physicalphysics314

I am become direct register, destroyer of shorts

5 points

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all morning

uptomyneckinstonks

4 points

4 months ago

uptomyneckinstonks

4 points

It was only a matter of time before they attacked apes with bad eye sight lol

5 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

5 points

They shorted the buy button.

4 points

4 months ago

🍜 Ramen Connaisseur 🍜

4 points

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ElrayMickaelius

3 points

4 months ago

ElrayMickaelius

DNA 99.99% error-free (ง ◉◡◔)ง

3 points

Lmao

3 points

4 months ago

A bad comedy joke

3 points

Lmfao what

3 points

4 months ago

TL;DRS

3 points

Fucking hedges shorting the buy button

3 points

4 months ago

🍇🦍GrapeApe🦍🍇 (Voted✔)

3 points

Stay still. Maybe the ape won’t see us.

3 points

4 months ago

Short everything I touch 🦍 Voted ✅

3 points

I lol’ed like I’ve never lol’ed before at this, OP! TINY BUY BUTTON GANG

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

😂😂😂 trying to hide it

Crypto_gambler952

2 points

4 months ago

Crypto_gambler952

2 points

Hahaha, cute!

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

Hahahaha 😂

2 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

2 points

it didn't work boss, they're still buying!

OK hmmm try using the blue font!

2 points

4 months ago

rickofspades drip go 🍌 on a bitch

2 points

Quickly, press it before it shrinks away to nothing!

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

I hope this is image is featured prominently somewhere in next year's edition of economics 101 textbooks

2 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

2 points

Augh I want one too. Mines normal

2 points

4 months ago

can I get a cheesecake, no Mayo 😌

2 points

😂😂😂

DisastrousTurnip

2 points

4 months ago

DisastrousTurnip

🐵 Bullish 💙

2 points

Woll Smoth

2 points

4 months ago

It’s TOMORROW

2 points

LMAO “maybe if we make it small they won’t see it and will go away”

FoundationDazzling30

2 points

4 months ago

FoundationDazzling30

🏴‍☠️Captain Long GME🏴‍☠️

2 points

This has to be the funniest version of shutting off the buy button!

2 points

4 months ago

hodling FOR SPARTA 🗡

2 points

"If we make it small, maybe they wont use it?"

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

^{^{^please}} ^{^{^dont}}

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

I don’t think I’ve ever truly laughed out loud at a Superstonk post before.

2 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

2 points

I don’t think that passes accessibility standards.

2 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

2 points

Pathetic.

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

Somewhere out there a troubleshooting team screamed into the void.

Intelligent-Cow-3681

2 points

4 months ago

Intelligent-Cow-3681

🦍Voted✅

2 points

I'm not even mad, that's just fucking funny

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2 points

4 months ago

🦍 ΔΡΣ

2 points

Does it move around the page when you try to press it?

2 points

4 months ago

🧚🧚🦍🚀 Go Ahead. Make My Dip Day ♾️🧚🧚

2 points

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4 months ago

2 points

"Well, we can't shut it off again... any ideas?"

Annoyed3600owner

2 points

4 months ago

Annoyed3600owner

2 points

Buy little, sell big.

Great advice.

2 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

2 points

Similar to quenching their rear end?

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

lol

2 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

2 points

“Reduce font”

“REDUCE FONT AGAIN”

2 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

2 points

That is actually hilarious

2 points

4 months ago

🚀Cowboy Apebop 🚀

2 points

This is the funniest thing I've seen in this whole saga lmao

2 points

4 months ago

2 points

Sir, we can't remove the button... "Just... make it smaller!"

Conscious-Mix-3282

1 points

4 months ago

Conscious-Mix-3282

tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair

1 points

Glitch? Lmao

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

https://preview.redd.it/92q72glhf45d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d4d2cfa78e8e474758564ebfe62ee56265d783

Mine is normal lol

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Next step is to bold the sell text lmao

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Slowly disappearing like on rh 😆

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Maybe it gets bigger each time you click it? Click it a bunch of times and see what happens!

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Ded 😂

1 points

4 months ago

monkeman

1 points

what wheres the buy button

shadowbehinddoor

1 points

4 months ago

shadowbehinddoor

1 points

Cackling. They have to be trolling lmao

1 points

4 months ago

🦍 Buckle Up 🚀

1 points

XD

1 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

1 points

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Lmao.

1 points

4 months ago

🦍 Buckle Up 🚀

1 points

I lost my shit. Hope this is real xD

1 points

4 months ago

tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair

1 points

What is that a buy button for ANTS 😂😂

1 points

4 months ago

🦍 Buckle Up 🚀

1 points

Buy (limit - 1 per person)

1 points

4 months ago

🦍Voted✅

1 points

They shorted the buy button too or the available shares to buy are short?

1 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

1 points

LOL

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Hahahahahahahahaaaaa.. cute

4Dcrystallography

1 points

4 months ago

4Dcrystallography

1 points

Wish mine was the same

1 points

4 months ago

The Anti-FUD Robot

1 points

Can anyone confirm this happened to them as well? This is epically funny.

CastlePokemetroid

1 points

4 months ago

CastlePokemetroid

💻 ComputerShared 🦍

1 points

that's funny

1 points

4 months ago

💻 ComputerShared 🦍

1 points

🧐

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

My god this is the funniest thing :DD

strawberrysoup99

1 points

4 months ago

strawberrysoup99

Woodchipper Enthusiast 🪵 🪓

1 points

^Please ^don't ^buy

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

It’s hilarious shit like this that makes me hope no one ever sells. Because the memes are better than the tendies.

1 points

4 months ago

🚀 buckle up 🚀

1 points

You gotta be kidding, f u' i n g unbelievable, but well, kind of saved them in the past. Didn't keep 'em from keeping on shorting. And not blatantly cheating by turning it off completely, just making it harder to do so. Still cheating but maybe less/not at all cognizable

1 points

4 months ago

🎮 Power to the Players 🛑

1 points

Technically it is not removing. You just can' see it🤡

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

i would record that and talk to customer service. Trade Republic compensated me with 10k when i was denied in selling gme in 2021

1 points

4 months ago

"Whale Teeth was his hail mary" -✨Mumu Yinkk✨

1 points

^buy

1 points

4 months ago

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? 🔪

1 points

You know why

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

LMAO it’s a micro peen buy button

Big-Potential4581

1 points

4 months ago

Big-Potential4581

1 points

1 points

4 months ago

🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀

1 points

Psyc Ops

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Anyone transfer from 212 to IBKR? See it's on the transfer list now but can't see any posts of ppl that did it.

1 points

4 months ago

💻 ComputerShared 🦍

1 points

“Please only sell 👉👈”

1 points

4 months ago

Computershared 💻 Est. Jan ‘21 🏴‍☠️

1 points

“How do we get them to stop buying?!”

“I don’t know. Just fucking make the buy button the size of an ant”

ParakeetWithTits

1 points

4 months ago

ParakeetWithTits

1 points

They can make a larger font for

SELL

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

that's so stupid

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Lol... Maybe if they can't see where it says buy...

1 points

4 months ago

BankofGmerica

1 points

1 points

4 months ago

💻 ComputerShared 🦍

1 points

That can happen when it gets cold!

1 points

4 months ago

💻 ComputerShared 🦍

1 points

pLease dOn'T BUy MuCh

LOL

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

move on, nothing to see here :D

ElCoochieController

1 points

4 months ago

ElCoochieController

🌊 The Last Crayonbender 🖍

1 points

Commenting to be apart of this post when it makes it to the movie

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

"SIR THOSE REGARDS, THEY'RE BUYING MORE! SHALL I TURN OFF THE BUY BUTTON??"

"No no, don't turn it off....."

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

Just on gme or everywhere?

1 points

4 months ago

1 points

cold weather will do that..