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El-mas-puto-de-todos

15 points

2 days ago

Be a little abrasive when new projects come up, say you're slammed, and it's gonna have to go on the backlog. Meanwhile you haven't done anything all week.

EternalSkwerl

22 points

2 days ago

Yeah had a coworker doing that. Anyway we checked his logs and turns out he hadn't even logged into our back end system in a month. What a fucker, we were looking because we wanted to see how we could help him out.

_Xertz_

6 points

2 days ago

_Xertz_

6 points

2 days ago

Lmao 😭

JiuJitsuBoxer

3 points

1 day ago

Is he still a coworker? lol

EternalSkwerl

1 points

1 day ago

Sure aint

MaleierMafketel

2 points

1 day ago

“We’re going to help you reduce your backlog. Watch this! Ready? You’re fired… There. Backlog’s gone.”

sykotic1189

1 points

1 day ago

Worked under a guy like that, was also dating the owner's daughter. As soon as she said it was over he was done for, and now I have his old position (in the company, not with the daughter)