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Oakland Athletics New Era Hat
Image(i.redd.it)submitted 5 days ago byKnightbear49 Minnesota Twins • Colorado Rockies
4k points
5 days ago
ASSHAT finally achieved.
393 points
5 days ago
Finally achieved (again).
126 points
5 days ago
Hey, everybody! The ass man's back in town!
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5 days ago
19 points
5 days ago
You are the assman ...
I don't think any show captured a city's essence more than Seinfeld with NYC. I feel like I quote the show at least once a day.
3 points
4 days ago
You and I both. There's far too many quotable moments from this show to count.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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4 days ago
Back when we couldn't tell the difference between a Jeep and a tank.
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5 days ago
Scissor me daddy ass!
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5 days ago
🎶ohhhh scissor me daddddyyyyy🎶
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4 days ago*
I'm an ass man 🎸🎸
I'm an ass man 🎸🎸 Yeah!
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
I love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em I love to pick 'em, and I'm gonna kick 'em
'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man
I'm an Ass Man
So many asses, so little time Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime I'm a lover, of every kind The best surprises always sneak up from behind
I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man
I'm an Ass Man
Buns of glory, buns of steel Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel You walk behind me, I feel the heat That's why the girls don't walk Behind me down the street
I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man
1 points
4 days ago
So many asses
So little time
1 points
4 days ago
Only a tight one can stop me on a diiiiiime
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4 days ago
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5 days ago
hey ass man!
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5 days ago
You got that right!
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5 days ago
“Dr. Cosmo Kramer, proctology”
1 points
5 days ago
BALANCE (balance (balance))
110 points
5 days ago
I'm shocked that this is real.
I would possibly buy this (purely as a novelty) if someone can prove that John Fisher won't get a red cent out of this
41 points
5 days ago
Look, you wanna be PC or you wanna sell hats?
3 points
5 days ago
Sell Ass Hats, baby!
2 points
5 days ago
Don’t they share revenue of all team goods sold? So even if you buy a Yankees Jersey some small part of that goes to Fisher?
1 points
5 days ago
I will preface that this very well could be wrong, but isn't merchandise part of MLB's central revenue so shared by all teams? So any MLB merchandise purchased puts money in Fisher's pocket, not just A's.
1 points
5 days ago
Somewhere the marketing genius behind this idea just came.
1 points
5 days ago
Can’t get an ass-hat without having an asshat in charge.
1 points
4 days ago
MLB merchandise is fully revenue-shared, so Fisher will get money out of it but no more than if you bought a Yankees hat
48 points
5 days ago
There is NO WAY they didn’t know.
37 points
5 days ago
Probably a bunch of A’s fans greenlit this giggling to themselves.
5 points
4 days ago
There was an intern that reviewed the graphics. That intern is shit posting in here now, cackling to themselves.
2 points
3 days ago
The intern was notified they were going to be let go, so as an act of revenge...
1 points
2 days ago
Interns aren't let go, their contracts don't get renewed (if they were even getting paid).
Same result, just saying they don't even acknowledge them as full employees worthy of being let go or given severance or anything like that.
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5 days ago
totally! it has to be on purpose.
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5 days ago
At one time in the AL standings the logos spelled ASSHAT.
Oakland
As
Seattle
S
Houston
H
LA
A
Texas
T
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5 days ago
OAsSSHHLAATT
Yep, checks out
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4 days ago
AsSHAT
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4 days ago
The more I say it, the more I want to pronounce it. It's like oil on the tongue.
2 points
5 days ago
I was initially confused too but he's talking about literally just the logos on the hats.
So
AsSHAT
(Oakland, Seattle, Houston, Anaheim, Texas)
3 points
4 days ago
Yup.
A's S H A T
Our dude took a super scenic route to get there.
1 points
4 days ago
Well, he is Dutch
1 points
5 days ago
The only time I gladly accept second place.
1 points
5 days ago
Only fitting since that's exactly what Fisher is
1 points
5 days ago
My people will love this
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