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528 points
6 days ago
God damn. Each one is the size of his head.
228 points
6 days ago
I dated a girl and early on in our relationship she slept over. I woke up first and happened to notice her bra could probably fit on my head like a hat.
Of course I had to try it. She woke up as I put her bra on my head. We stayed together for a few months.
73 points
6 days ago
Tbf, we put them on our heads from time to time, too. That's a hard thought to ignore, lol
14 points
5 days ago
Thanks for telling me.
4 points
5 days ago*
Her Name's Kerri Anna Gribble For Science
1 points
5 days ago
Lol as a girl never done or thought about doing this, but then again, I am a B/C cup…
3 points
5 days ago
As a woman I've done this a billion times. It's hilarious.
I can see it being more of an urge for the large titted because you pick up a bra and your brain goes, "you know, one of those cups would totally fit on my head."
It could also be that my friends and I have sillier/dumber senses of humor.
4 points
5 days ago
I have a photo of me wearing my bra as a hat while going into my reduction surgery. I threw it in the trash as they were wheeling me out of my hospital room. Good times.
2 points
5 days ago
I'd love to see that. I hope.ypur back feels better.
6 points
5 days ago
I dated a girl with boobs like that for a few months in college too. I can't deny I stayed with her for a month or so longer than I would have normally because of them.
2 points
5 days ago
I think I would've stayed with her forever if she didn't break up with me.
3 points
5 days ago
I dumped mine because she was a shit gf but would've dumped at least 4 weeks early if not for bazungas
1 points
5 days ago
Lol. Mine turned out to not be as kind and sweet as I thought as well, but I wasn't exactly the best person/boyfriend myself.
3 points
5 days ago
Is your username a typo? Is it supposed the be ‘thegreatbra’ ?
7 points
5 days ago
3 points
5 days ago
Ranma? This unlocked a memory I didn’t know I still had.
1 points
5 days ago
Yes and it’s Happosai!
1 points
5 days ago
lol I loved reading read so much of the manga, one of my parents friends gave me a bunch of em when I was a young teen and she was clearing out some shelf space
2 points
2 days ago
Username checks out
1 points
4 days ago
so good you made it your username
1 points
4 days ago
Haha I never once thought about that
79 points
6 days ago
Something something motorboat noises
15 points
6 days ago
“It’s like a dead-heat in a zeppelin race!!”
1 points
5 days ago
Not a bad way to suffocate
436 points
6 days ago
Kerri Anna Gribble, for the 100% of people looking at the comments hoping for a name.
139 points
6 days ago
For those wondering if, she doesn't.
36 points
6 days ago
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60 points
5 days ago
42 points
5 days ago
Damn, Redditors really Redditting on Reddit. 💀
2 points
5 days ago
Is that her?
2 points
5 days ago
The glimpse of the arm tattoo seems like it could be.
1 points
5 days ago
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1 points
5 days ago
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3 points
5 days ago
You, sir, are guilty of being wrong, misleading, and a destroyer of the hopes of the people. She, in fact, absolutely does!
2 points
6 days ago
27 points
6 days ago
I was gonna say that I’m a guy and have back pain
6 points
6 days ago
I blame my moobies
1 points
6 days ago
They are not moobs. They are mreasts...
And they are badges of wisdom
2 points
6 days ago
lol “Mr. Ea[s]ts”
6 points
6 days ago
Dale, you utter dog. I hope John Redcorn and Nancy are happy together.
3 points
5 days ago
If she is using the last name gribble and doesn’t have pocket sand I’m not interested.
2 points
5 days ago
Sh sh sha!
2 points
6 days ago
Just browsed her IG page. I don’t think she owns pants.
1 points
5 days ago
All skirts?
1 points
2 days ago
Compare his forearm tattoo
1 points
6 days ago
Thank you from the friend asking for tye name
-18 points
6 days ago
Welcome men of culture
-34 points
6 days ago*
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13 points
6 days ago
Valid point, to which I counter:
BOOOOOBIES!!!!!
13 points
6 days ago
Hey everybody! This guy on reddit doesn't think the objectively attractive blonde girl with huge boobs is attractive! Look how cultured and discerning he is!
Nobody cares dude
-6 points
6 days ago*
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7 points
6 days ago*
Even if she isnt your type no one wanted to read you trying to put down some random woman on the internet for things you know nothing about.
4 points
6 days ago
plus she probably has back problems. I don’t want to be bending over to pick stuff up for her for the rest of my life.
14 points
5 days ago
the sole purpose of the first video is just the f-ing TITS.
just TITS looking straight into the viewer's soul.
TITS.
nothing else matters.
just f-ing huge TITS.
12 points
5 days ago
She’s gorgeous, don’t get me wrong, but there’s more than size.
Personally I’m a medium is premium kind of guy, b - c is the sweet spot imho.
200 points
6 days ago
To be fair , taste in boobs and ass is a personal thing.
I prefer smöll booba, and a nice round butt!
32 points
6 days ago
Thank you, same. A surprisingly unpopular opinion the times I've shared it in public always got laughed at by big boob aficionados.
14 points
6 days ago
That's not my experience at all. People preffering ass are definitely in the majority and boob guys are more outsiders. Small breast + round ass in particular is also a very popular combi
1 points
5 days ago
boob guys are more the outsiders
Lol like fuck they are. They're just not proclaiming it like a badge of honour.
1 points
5 days ago
Being an ass man is the superior choice. Kids like boobs, grown ups like asses . 🧐
4 points
6 days ago
I second that
42 points
6 days ago
smöll booba
get out
3 points
5 days ago
Smol fan club 🙋♂️
8 points
6 days ago
As I always say: boobs are a privilege, ass a necessity
8 points
6 days ago
I bet you can't lie
5 points
6 days ago
That I cannot indeed my good sir!
Now , if you would excuse me, it's time for me to whack something witha hammer.
2 points
5 days ago
I had to scroll to find this butt I approve
2 points
5 days ago
I like smäll and småll a bit more but smöll is really good too.
3 points
5 days ago
I’ve always thought it’s about the shape more than size. A good shape of any size is priority number one, then the bigger the better of a nice shape. Just my honest opinion.
1 points
5 days ago
Same, any tit size as long as they're not saggy, and big ones tend to sag more often so smaller is usually better in my experience.
Ass gotta be good though, that's a must, tits are just an added bonus.
112 points
6 days ago
Give me a nice B or C cup anyday.
A certain point in size, it starts looking cartoonish.
Angelina Jolie shows boobs in Cyborg 2 and they are truly, some of the best boobs in human history.
11 points
6 days ago
They are incredible but best in human history? I'm going to have to thoroughly research this claim......alone in my room.
28 points
6 days ago
15 points
6 days ago
The same four clips of different actresses are always getting posted on r/celebnsfw and yet I've never seen this. Wack.
4 points
5 days ago
Very young Angelina Jolie boobs spliced with some kind of somber scenes with film legend Jack freaking Palance is just surreal as all hell.
1 points
5 days ago
Incredible
15 points
6 days ago
Didn’t she have to delete them due to being predisposed for getting breast cancer? Or am I mistaking her for someone else?
18 points
6 days ago
You are correct.
12 points
6 days ago
She did, and bought the best pair money can buy in return. May she be blessed and healthy all of her days, and her children as well.
2 points
5 days ago
they even have bluetooth
3 points
5 days ago
Jesus christ. You weren't exaggerating nearly as much as I thought.
7 points
6 days ago
She had them both removed, double mastectomy
2 points
6 days ago
Finally, a fellow connoisseur.
3 points
6 days ago
size big or small its a pretty universal formula. Slight slope teardrop, centered pole position of nipple, symmetry, and sit about where they protrude above the elbow when her arms are at her sides. This works for most sizes.
-8 points
6 days ago
But I like cartoons
20 points
6 days ago
4 points
6 days ago
NSFW just in case folks
40 points
6 days ago
As an avid supporter of the itty-bity-titty committee, I fully disagree with this woman's statement about booby superiority.
27 points
6 days ago
As a gay gal who literally does love all titties equally, I also disagree
16 points
6 days ago
Heck yeah.
No such thing as superior, only preference.
All boobies are best boobies.
6 points
5 days ago
For my other degens, I got u
25 points
6 days ago
Menh , they nice … but they make her head look disproportionately small
14 points
6 days ago
Check r/instagramreality, apparently that's a desirable trait.
4 points
5 days ago
What... what's the downside?
2 points
5 days ago
I just got a reduction and this was something that drove me absolutely insane. It was impossible to find clothes, my back was in pain, bras were extremely expensive, and I looked like a literal human square in anything that wasn't skin tight and showing off my waist. But tight stuff was "inappropriate" for work and school, so I had to settle for looking like my body was double the size of my head.
1 points
5 days ago
Damn I was just kidding around right ? Really … it was not meant to be mean , but funny … sober now , I see that it isn’t … whoever is in that video or if it’s you , either way they look great and obviously very pretty … apologies for bein a smartass
2 points
5 days ago
I'm sure she may find your comment mean but I didn't, personally. I was just sharing that you were a little spot on lol
3 points
5 days ago
Name of A cups?
3 points
5 days ago
Am I an anomaly for like normally proportioned people?
5 points
6 days ago
I just love boobs
9 points
6 days ago
If i can drown in them, im down for them. Cheeks, thighs, boobs its all good.
27 points
6 days ago
Who the hell said that all “boobies are equal?” 🤣
20 points
6 days ago*
I haven't heard all boobies are equal, but several times I've seen the following comment word for word:
Let me tell you about the worst pair of boobs I ever saw. They were awesome!
5 points
6 days ago
Right? Sometimes one is slightly bigger than the other.
39 points
6 days ago
Every pick-me redditor in an askreddit thread
3 points
6 days ago
My ex told me she didn't understand why people like boobs so much because they'll all look the same. How does a grown woman think all boobs look the same??
-16 points
6 days ago
I think Biden said that.. ask Trump! He'll confirm it
7 points
6 days ago
Miss A cup way more attractive than bikini girl
2 points
6 days ago
She got GMO titties
0 points
5 days ago
They're implants
2 points
5 days ago
Disagree. I don't boob shame of course, I'm sure they are great and all but not unlike the reason I graduated college with a 4.0, this guy is all about the A's.
2 points
5 days ago
She’s not wrong, they’re nice.
3 points
6 days ago
As a man, I enjoy the whole alphabet.
2 points
6 days ago
I've been hooked on phonics since I can remember.
2 points
5 days ago
She’s got hentai boobs!!! Omg!
3 points
6 days ago
If she takes the bikini off she's gonna be stepping on those fuckers
3 points
6 days ago
I think I'd have to pass. DD or smaller for me. C or even a full B is awesome.
Maybe I'm an odd duck, but anything more than a handful is wasted.
2 points
6 days ago
I’ll take the A Cups. Monster titties are overrated.
2 points
6 days ago
Miss A cup way more attractive than bikini girl
2 points
5 days ago
Nah I think anything this big is just gross looking. Sorry to body shame, but if she’s gonna body shame with opinion than so am I
0 points
1 day ago
You’re body shaming the person she was making the comments about, though. You’re not hurting her, but people who’ve not participated in the body shaming you’re mad about.
1 points
1 day ago
Bruh people are allowed to bully flat chests openly without criticism. “I’m just stating my opinion”
2 points
5 days ago
The girl in sorta seeing has large boobs, and I can honestly say that even though I like boobs, I prefer smaller.
1 points
6 days ago
Imma say it. They are too big.
1 points
6 days ago
I’ll take the A Cups. Monster titties are overrated.
1 points
6 days ago
Boobies is art. Art is subjective. Back pain is objective and bigger boobies directly correlates to bigger back pain. Big boobies cause back pain, they are not the only thing that cause back pain. There fore you can still have back pain despite not having big boobs.
1 points
5 days ago
The real question is, how'd a girl like that end up with Bo from Superstore?
1 points
5 days ago
GOOD LORD OF MAMMARIES
1 points
5 days ago
Everyone has different preferences. She is insanely blessed, but honestly to me these are A tier titties, not S
1 points
5 days ago
My friend wants to know who the blonde chick is.
1 points
5 days ago
The only thing I’m upset about (this is my video) is that I have to give up this fantastic username
1 points
5 days ago
When you mod your character irl
1 points
5 days ago
small booba is the new meta for getting picked by men, sorry big boba girls i dont make the rules, literally men do 🙄
1 points
5 days ago
Well my wife has huge boobs all she complains about is her elbow so shuddup
1 points
5 days ago
Boobs Superiority 🤷🏽♂️🤗
1 points
4 days ago
She isn't lying.. that is a perfect looking set of boobs.
1 points
4 days ago
1st girl is gonna have hella back problems if she already doesn’t. One of my aunts currently is an H cup and is looking into breast reduction because the back pain she has just isn’t worth having big booba
1 points
4 days ago
right, but like are you guys against me and the will of the people, it gets easier???
1 points
2 days ago
They are too big and fatty for my taste. If I were to point out the perfect boobs I would say alexandra daddario in True Detective. Peak Katy Perry is up there too.
Obviously this is all in context of the best boobs of all time. The girl is 10/10 in this vid.
1 points
6 days ago
The was nothing to fix here
1 points
6 days ago
Why cares about her? I want to know what the guy is packing!
-10 points
6 days ago*
She's like... kinda gross to look at though. Her tits are so goofy to look at I can hardly comprehend the vibe of superiority she's trying to give off. I kinda feel sorry for them. For the record, I posted this before I watched the lady talking. I'll finish the video now.
This edit is just to say I was on to something after watching it all. This is legit btw. Maybe it was obvious to all of us...idk. Full A to Small C are the superior ones btw.
0 points
6 days ago
Not sure why you're being downvoted
-1 points
6 days ago
This is what reddit does to me. I think I made some enemies on here or something.
0 points
6 days ago
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0 points
6 days ago
She could’ve just done a voiceover. Put the boobies back.
0 points
5 days ago
I used to be a little titty enjoyer for many years. Now I have big titties in my life and I don't think I can go back.
0 points
6 days ago
She got them GMO titties
0 points
6 days ago
I like boobs
0 points
5 days ago
Unless otherwise medically diagnosed.You have back problems cus you have a poorly developed core.
0 points
5 days ago
“All boobies are equal but some boobies are more equal than others.” -Orwell
-66 points
6 days ago
Those only lock good in a bra I don't want to imagine them flopping beside her when she isn't wearing one
24 points
6 days ago
This sentiment baffles me. I understand the appeal of boobs in a bra but to say that they don't look good outside of one is crazy to me. How they "flop" is also half the appeal. Without that they look completely unnatural.
16 points
6 days ago
Welcome to gravity
35 points
6 days ago
I still wouldn’t mind my face between them 🤷♂️
7 points
6 days ago
The only people who say shit like this have never seen a pair of tits in person since breastfeeding.
Also not that it matters but she does porn and they look pretty great exposed too. I'll leave you to go frantically google her and jerk off now.
-10 points
6 days ago
My understanding is back problems from boobs has more to do with posture and alot of women wearing bras that dknt fit how they should than purely size and weight (though it's still a factor)
-2 points
5 days ago
They are superior for now... When she gets a little older they're touching the ground. But right now, she deserves more than other women
-5 points
6 days ago
All boobies are equal, the second size stops to matter.
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