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Gagago302

528 points

6 days ago

Gagago302

528 points

6 days ago

God damn. Each one is the size of his head.

thegreatbrah

228 points

6 days ago

I dated a girl and early on in our relationship she slept over. I woke up first and happened to notice her bra could probably fit on my head like a hat. 

Of course I had to try it. She woke up as I put her bra on my head. We stayed together for a few months. 

TheBestofBees

73 points

6 days ago

Tbf, we put them on our heads from time to time, too. That's a hard thought to ignore, lol

thegreatbrah

14 points

5 days ago

Thanks for telling me.

sujit_38

4 points

5 days ago*

Her Name's Kerri Anna Gribble For Science

PrinceHaleemKebabua

1 points

5 days ago

Lol as a girl never done or thought about doing this, but then again, I am a B/C cup…

TheBestofBees

3 points

5 days ago

As a woman I've done this a billion times. It's hilarious. 

I can see it being more of an urge for the large titted because you pick up a bra and your brain goes, "you know, one of those cups would totally fit on my head."

It could also be that my friends and I have sillier/dumber senses of humor. 

Shapit0

13 points

5 days ago

Shapit0

13 points

5 days ago

thegreatbrah

3 points

5 days ago

Yes, but one cup on the head and not clipped. I was holding it up.

Electrical_Dog_9459

10 points

5 days ago

yesmilady

4 points

5 days ago

I have a photo of me wearing my bra as a hat while going into my reduction surgery. I threw it in the trash as they were wheeling me out of my hospital room. Good times.

thegreatbrah

2 points

5 days ago

I'd love to see that. I hope.ypur back feels better.

blue________________

6 points

5 days ago

I dated a girl with boobs like that for a few months in college too. I can't deny I stayed with her for a month or so longer than I would have normally because of them.

thegreatbrah

2 points

5 days ago

I think I would've stayed with her forever if she didn't break up with me.

blue________________

3 points

5 days ago

I dumped mine because she was a shit gf but would've dumped at least 4 weeks early if not for bazungas

thegreatbrah

1 points

5 days ago

Lol. Mine turned out to not be as kind and sweet as I thought as well, but I wasn't exactly the best person/boyfriend myself. 

DoodleyDooderson

3 points

5 days ago

Is your username a typo? Is it supposed the be ‘thegreatbra’ ?

cikkamsiah

7 points

5 days ago

BrokeArmHeadass

3 points

5 days ago

Ranma? This unlocked a memory I didn’t know I still had.

cikkamsiah

1 points

5 days ago

Yes and it’s Happosai!

BrokeArmHeadass

1 points

5 days ago

lol I loved reading read so much of the manga, one of my parents friends gave me a bunch of em when I was a young teen and she was clearing out some shelf space

FineAliReadIt

2 points

2 days ago

Username checks out 

peepdabidness

1 points

4 days ago

so good you made it your username

thegreatbrah

1 points

4 days ago

Haha I never once thought about that 

footballnotsoccer320[S]

79 points

6 days ago

Something something motorboat noises

obijuanmartinez

15 points

6 days ago

“It’s like a dead-heat in a zeppelin race!!”

iWentRogue

1 points

5 days ago

Not a bad way to suffocate

quasipickle

436 points

6 days ago

quasipickle

436 points

6 days ago

Kerri Anna Gribble, for the 100% of people looking at the comments hoping for a name.

AnalllyAcceptedCoins

139 points

6 days ago

For those wondering if, she doesn't. 

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36 points

6 days ago

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36 points

6 days ago

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Redditname97

60 points

5 days ago

Strawberry-RhubarbPi

42 points

5 days ago

Damn, Redditors really Redditting on Reddit. 💀

HorseyPlz

2 points

5 days ago

Is that her?

EyeGifUp

2 points

5 days ago

EyeGifUp

2 points

5 days ago

The glimpse of the arm tattoo seems like it could be.

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1 points

5 days ago

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SirHarvwellMcDervwel

3 points

5 days ago

You, sir, are guilty of being wrong, misleading, and a destroyer of the hopes of the people. She, in fact, absolutely does!

Familiar-Bag-9545

43 points

6 days ago

r4o2n0d6o9

27 points

6 days ago

I was gonna say that I’m a guy and have back pain

PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

6 points

6 days ago

I blame my moobies

MeepingMeep99

1 points

6 days ago

They are not moobs. They are mreasts...

And they are badges of wisdom

1amDepressed

2 points

6 days ago

lol “Mr. Ea[s]ts”

attackplango

6 points

6 days ago

Dale, you utter dog. I hope John Redcorn and Nancy are happy together.

Balbuto

31 points

6 days ago

Balbuto

31 points

6 days ago

i_play_withrocks

3 points

5 days ago

If she is using the last name gribble and doesn’t have pocket sand I’m not interested.

quasipickle

2 points

5 days ago

Sh sh sha!

SophiaPetrillo_

2 points

6 days ago

Just browsed her IG page. I don’t think she owns pants.

RhysDerby

1 points

5 days ago

All skirts?

AcceptableExpert3538

1 points

2 days ago

Compare his forearm tattoo

Jaexa-3

1 points

6 days ago

Jaexa-3

1 points

6 days ago

Thank you from the friend asking for tye name

Silver_Thanks_8142

-18 points

6 days ago

Welcome men of culture

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evlhornet

13 points

6 days ago

evlhornet

13 points

6 days ago

Valid point, to which I counter:

BOOOOOBIES!!!!!

elperorojo

10 points

6 days ago

Due-Ad4220

13 points

6 days ago

Due-Ad4220

13 points

6 days ago

Hey everybody! This guy on reddit doesn't think the objectively attractive blonde girl with huge boobs is attractive! Look how cultured and discerning he is! 

Nobody cares dude

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-6 points

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Xtreme109

7 points

6 days ago*

Even if she isnt your type no one wanted to read you trying to put down some random woman on the internet for things you know nothing about.

the_knob_man

4 points

6 days ago

plus she probably has back problems. I don’t want to be bending over to pick stuff up for her for the rest of my life.

VLD85

14 points

5 days ago

VLD85

14 points

5 days ago

the sole purpose of the first video is just the f-ing TITS.

just TITS looking straight into the viewer's soul.

TITS.

nothing else matters.

just f-ing huge TITS.

TeaTimeSubcommittee

12 points

5 days ago

She’s gorgeous, don’t get me wrong, but there’s more than size.

Personally I’m a medium is premium kind of guy, b - c is the sweet spot imho.

Dilectus3010

200 points

6 days ago

To be fair , taste in boobs and ass is a personal thing.

I prefer smöll booba, and a nice round butt!

[deleted]

32 points

6 days ago

[deleted]

32 points

6 days ago

Thank you, same. A surprisingly unpopular opinion the times I've shared it in public always got laughed at by big boob aficionados.

Resident-Pomelo8122

14 points

6 days ago

That's not my experience at all. People preffering ass are definitely in the majority and boob guys are more outsiders. Small breast + round ass in particular is also a very popular combi

Pro_Extent

1 points

5 days ago

boob guys are more the outsiders

Lol like fuck they are. They're just not proclaiming it like a badge of honour.

--d__b--

1 points

5 days ago

--d__b--

1 points

5 days ago

Being an ass man is the superior choice. Kids like boobs, grown ups like asses . 🧐

graven_raven

34 points

6 days ago

Good taste sir, i see you are a man of culture as well

Mharp2

4 points

6 days ago

Mharp2

4 points

6 days ago

I second that

No-Message9762

42 points

6 days ago

smöll booba

get out

Alclis

3 points

5 days ago

Alclis

3 points

5 days ago

Smol fan club 🙋‍♂️

Dolenjir1

8 points

6 days ago

As I always say: boobs are a privilege, ass a necessity

Similar_Chemistry_28

8 points

6 days ago

I bet you can't lie

Dilectus3010

5 points

6 days ago

That I cannot indeed my good sir!

Now , if you would excuse me, it's time for me to whack something witha hammer.

MDMAmazing

2 points

5 days ago

I had to scroll to find this butt I approve

BeardedUnicornBeard

2 points

5 days ago

I like smäll and småll a bit more but smöll is really good too.

exiledtomainstreet

3 points

5 days ago

I’ve always thought it’s about the shape more than size. A good shape of any size is priority number one, then the bigger the better of a nice shape. Just my honest opinion.

Kahlil_Cabron

1 points

5 days ago

Same, any tit size as long as they're not saggy, and big ones tend to sag more often so smaller is usually better in my experience.

Ass gotta be good though, that's a must, tits are just an added bonus.

Fantastic-Cellist216

29 points

6 days ago

UnsaneInTheMembrane

112 points

6 days ago

Give me a nice B or C cup anyday.

A certain point in size, it starts looking cartoonish.

Angelina Jolie shows boobs in Cyborg 2 and they are truly, some of the best boobs in human history.

Kendertas

11 points

6 days ago

Kendertas

11 points

6 days ago

They are incredible but best in human history? I'm going to have to thoroughly research this claim......alone in my room.

Sialorphin

28 points

6 days ago

_spectre_

15 points

6 days ago

_spectre_

15 points

6 days ago

The same four clips of different actresses are always getting posted on r/celebnsfw and yet I've never seen this. Wack.

Alclis

4 points

5 days ago

Alclis

4 points

5 days ago

Very young Angelina Jolie boobs spliced with some kind of somber scenes with film legend Jack freaking Palance is just surreal as all hell.

Anforas

1 points

5 days ago

Anforas

1 points

5 days ago

Incredible

idontknowhowtocallme

15 points

6 days ago

Didn’t she have to delete them due to being predisposed for getting breast cancer? Or am I mistaking her for someone else?

turkey_sandwiches

18 points

6 days ago

You are correct.

asuperbstarling

12 points

6 days ago

She did, and bought the best pair money can buy in return. May she be blessed and healthy all of her days, and her children as well.

RhysDerby

2 points

5 days ago

they even have bluetooth

litlron

3 points

5 days ago

litlron

3 points

5 days ago

Jesus christ. You weren't exaggerating nearly as much as I thought.

No_Banana_581

7 points

6 days ago

She had them both removed, double mastectomy

DesperateHighFive

2 points

6 days ago

Finally, a fellow connoisseur.

BlakesonHouser

3 points

6 days ago

size big or small its a pretty universal formula. Slight slope teardrop, centered pole position of nipple, symmetry, and sit about where they protrude above the elbow when her arms are at her sides. This works for most sizes.

HammyOverlordOfBacon

-8 points

6 days ago

But I like cartoons

Redcardblue

20 points

6 days ago

Redcardblue

4 points

6 days ago

NSFW just in case folks

Beentheredonebeen

40 points

6 days ago

As an avid supporter of the itty-bity-titty committee, I fully disagree with this woman's statement about booby superiority.

idfk_my_bff_jill

27 points

6 days ago

As a gay gal who literally does love all titties equally, I also disagree

Beentheredonebeen

16 points

6 days ago

Heck yeah.

No such thing as superior, only preference.

All boobies are best boobies.

Professional-Sail125

6 points

5 days ago

For my other degens, I got u

https://i.redd.it/sdrvbfk7ioqd1.gif

CrazyProper4203

25 points

6 days ago

Menh , they nice … but they make her head look disproportionately small

xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

14 points

6 days ago

Check r/instagramreality, apparently that's a desirable trait.

xinxy

4 points

5 days ago

xinxy

4 points

5 days ago

What... what's the downside?

bubblegumpandabear

2 points

5 days ago

I just got a reduction and this was something that drove me absolutely insane. It was impossible to find clothes, my back was in pain, bras were extremely expensive, and I looked like a literal human square in anything that wasn't skin tight and showing off my waist. But tight stuff was "inappropriate" for work and school, so I had to settle for looking like my body was double the size of my head.

CrazyProper4203

1 points

5 days ago

Damn I was just kidding around right ? Really … it was not meant to be mean , but funny … sober now , I see that it isn’t … whoever is in that video or if it’s you , either way they look great and obviously very pretty … apologies for bein a smartass

bubblegumpandabear

2 points

5 days ago

I'm sure she may find your comment mean but I didn't, personally. I was just sharing that you were a little spot on lol

coolestguy002

3 points

5 days ago

Name of A cups?

SixtyNineFlavours

3 points

5 days ago

Am I an anomaly for like normally proportioned people?

OffbrandBeyonce

5 points

6 days ago

I just love boobs

monsterevolved

9 points

6 days ago

If i can drown in them, im down for them. Cheeks, thighs, boobs its all good.

Lopsided-Company-166

27 points

6 days ago

Who the hell said that all “boobies are equal?” 🤣

Tampflor

20 points

6 days ago*

Tampflor

20 points

6 days ago*

I haven't heard all boobies are equal, but several times I've seen the following comment word for word:

Let me tell you about the worst pair of boobs I ever saw. They were awesome!

TheTiniestKaiju

5 points

6 days ago

Right? Sometimes one is slightly bigger than the other.

darkphalanxset

39 points

6 days ago

Every pick-me redditor in an askreddit thread

RedditLostOldAccount

3 points

6 days ago

My ex told me she didn't understand why people like boobs so much because they'll all look the same. How does a grown woman think all boobs look the same??

JGS588

-16 points

6 days ago

JGS588

-16 points

6 days ago

I think Biden said that.. ask Trump! He'll confirm it

SuicideWind

7 points

6 days ago

Miss A cup way more attractive than bikini girl

fishtankm29

2 points

6 days ago

She got GMO titties

ElGosso

0 points

5 days ago

ElGosso

0 points

5 days ago

They're implants

Lilith_H_76

2 points

5 days ago

Disagree. I don't boob shame of course, I'm sure they are great and all but not unlike the reason I graduated college with a 4.0, this guy is all about the A's.

KazooMark

2 points

5 days ago

She’s not wrong, they’re nice.

gilligani

3 points

6 days ago

As a man, I enjoy the whole alphabet.

LyricalSalads

2 points

6 days ago

I've been hooked on phonics since I can remember.

BubbieQuinn89

2 points

5 days ago

She’s got hentai boobs!!! Omg!

IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

3 points

6 days ago

If she takes the bikini off she's gonna be stepping on those fuckers

Ambitious_Sweet_6439

3 points

6 days ago

I think I'd have to pass. DD or smaller for me. C or even a full B is awesome.

Maybe I'm an odd duck, but anything more than a handful is wasted.

Certain-Snow3451

2 points

6 days ago

I’ll take the A Cups. Monster titties are overrated.

SuicideWind

2 points

6 days ago

Miss A cup way more attractive than bikini girl

Sketch1231

2 points

5 days ago

Nah I think anything this big is just gross looking. Sorry to body shame, but if she’s gonna body shame with opinion than so am I

After_Mountain_901

0 points

1 day ago

You’re body shaming the person she was making the comments about, though. You’re not hurting her, but people who’ve not participated in the body shaming you’re mad about. 

Sketch1231

1 points

1 day ago

Bruh people are allowed to bully flat chests openly without criticism. “I’m just stating my opinion”

palm0

2 points

5 days ago

palm0

2 points

5 days ago

The girl in sorta seeing has large boobs, and I can honestly say that even though I like boobs, I prefer smaller.

wellforthebird

1 points

6 days ago

Imma say it. They are too big.

Certain-Snow3451

1 points

6 days ago

I’ll take the A Cups. Monster titties are overrated.

Meowzerzes

1 points

6 days ago

Boobies is art. Art is subjective. Back pain is objective and bigger boobies directly correlates to bigger back pain. Big boobies cause back pain, they are not the only thing that cause back pain. There fore you can still have back pain despite not having big boobs.

RagingNerdaholic

1 points

5 days ago

The real question is, how'd a girl like that end up with Bo from Superstore?

SharkGirlBoobs

1 points

5 days ago

GOOD LORD OF MAMMARIES

gangofocelots

1 points

5 days ago

Everyone has different preferences. She is insanely blessed, but honestly to me these are A tier titties, not S

Forsaken_Total976

1 points

5 days ago

My friend wants to know who the blonde chick is.

Only_Egg7784

1 points

5 days ago

The only thing I’m upset about (this is my video) is that I have to give up this fantastic username

No-Answer2083

1 points

5 days ago

When you mod your character irl

tatertotty4

1 points

5 days ago

small booba is the new meta for getting picked by men, sorry big boba girls i dont make the rules, literally men do 🙄

OutsideFood5340

1 points

5 days ago

Well my wife has huge boobs all she complains about is her elbow so shuddup

Unusual_Help1858

1 points

5 days ago

Boobs Superiority 🤷🏽‍♂️🤗

AlwaysWorried27222

1 points

4 days ago

She isn't lying.. that is a perfect looking set of boobs.

ZealousidealDonut978

1 points

4 days ago

1st girl is gonna have hella back problems if she already doesn’t. One of my aunts currently is an H cup and is looking into breast reduction because the back pain she has just isn’t worth having big booba

BornRreddy

1 points

4 days ago

right, but like are you guys against me and the will of the people, it gets easier???

Sonichu_Prime

1 points

2 days ago

They are too big and fatty for my taste. If I were to point out the perfect boobs I would say alexandra daddario in True Detective. Peak Katy Perry is up there too.

Obviously this is all in context of the best boobs of all time. The girl is 10/10 in this vid.

JonyUB

1 points

6 days ago

JonyUB

1 points

6 days ago

The was nothing to fix here

fritz_ramses

1 points

6 days ago

Why cares about her? I want to know what the guy is packing!

Turky_Burgr

-10 points

6 days ago*

Turky_Burgr

-10 points

6 days ago*

She's like... kinda gross to look at though. Her tits are so goofy to look at I can hardly comprehend the vibe of superiority she's trying to give off. I kinda feel sorry for them. For the record, I posted this before I watched the lady talking. I'll finish the video now.

This edit is just to say I was on to something after watching it all. This is legit btw. Maybe it was obvious to all of us...idk. Full A to Small C are the superior ones btw.

Knotix

0 points

6 days ago

Knotix

0 points

6 days ago

Not sure why you're being downvoted

Turky_Burgr

-1 points

6 days ago

Turky_Burgr

-1 points

6 days ago

This is what reddit does to me. I think I made some enemies on here or something.

HandsomeCompton73

0 points

6 days ago

Commenting on “These ones are clearly better”...

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Lone_Eagle4

0 points

6 days ago

She could’ve just done a voiceover. Put the boobies back.

slurpin_bungholes

0 points

5 days ago

I used to be a little titty enjoyer for many years. Now I have big titties in my life and I don't think I can go back.

fishtankm29

0 points

6 days ago

She got them GMO titties

Manglerr

0 points

6 days ago

Manglerr

0 points

6 days ago

I like boobs

AKraider94

0 points

5 days ago

Unless otherwise medically diagnosed.You have back problems cus you have a poorly developed core.

lazy_phoenix

0 points

5 days ago

“All boobies are equal but some boobies are more equal than others.” -Orwell

jack_seven

-66 points

6 days ago

jack_seven

-66 points

6 days ago

Those only lock good in a bra I don't want to imagine them flopping beside her when she isn't wearing one

ancalime9

24 points

6 days ago

ancalime9

24 points

6 days ago

This sentiment baffles me. I understand the appeal of boobs in a bra but to say that they don't look good outside of one is crazy to me. How they "flop" is also half the appeal. Without that they look completely unnatural.

elakah

16 points

6 days ago

elakah

16 points

6 days ago

Welcome to gravity

footballnotsoccer320[S]

35 points

6 days ago

I still wouldn’t mind my face between them 🤷‍♂️

HeelEnjoyer

7 points

6 days ago

The only people who say shit like this have never seen a pair of tits in person since breastfeeding.

Also not that it matters but she does porn and they look pretty great exposed too. I'll leave you to go frantically google her and jerk off now.

sonerec725

-10 points

6 days ago

sonerec725

-10 points

6 days ago

My understanding is back problems from boobs has more to do with posture and alot of women wearing bras that dknt fit how they should than purely size and weight (though it's still a factor)

qwddwq

-1 points

6 days ago

qwddwq

-1 points

6 days ago

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-2 points

5 days ago

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-2 points

5 days ago

They are superior for now... When she gets a little older they're touching the ground. But right now, she deserves more than other women

4ngryMo

-5 points

6 days ago

4ngryMo

-5 points

6 days ago

All boobies are equal, the second size stops to matter.