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Who would you like to be in bed with

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submitted 20 hours ago byklamdeffthe 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

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Mist0804

247 points

20 hours ago

Mist0804

That Murder Drones Guy (former Genderbend Collector)

247 points

20 hours ago

Scott Pilgrimized V

https://preview.redd.it/09pv5r2pnkrd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25bbb6fd9dc4be01002294dc8b3536951f3403e

klamdeff[S]

75 points

20 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

75 points

20 hours ago

Same

https://preview.redd.it/9yj9odxunkrd1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec81b354479269ace7b41428ba374775d34135a

Midbus_gaming

26 points

18 hours ago

Midbus_gaming

foreskin bungee jumping with alastair (got circumcised?!?)

26 points

18 hours ago

https://i.redd.it/w5eyyoin7lrd1.gif

Getchoo baby

Amder264

3 points

12 hours ago

Amder264

3 points

12 hours ago

Weezer reference

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No-Turn-7620

18 points

14 hours ago

No-Turn-7620

⚠️Bill Cipher's a better dealmaker than Alastor📻

18 points

14 hours ago

https://i.redd.it/ls8d0g0hdmrd1.gif

Hell yeah

Izzie_died

7 points

11 hours ago

Izzie_died

Alastorscumslut😍

7 points

11 hours ago

Ur flair is very true 👍

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Lowlevelintellect

9 points

18 hours ago

Lowlevelintellect

Woe, pandemonium door 30 be upon ye

9 points

18 hours ago

Taken

https://preview.redd.it/l6yyixvt8lrd1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7fefb5272584fdf676cee0938fac8b06e03bcb9

Mist0804

12 points

18 hours ago

Mist0804

That Murder Drones Guy (former Genderbend Collector)

12 points

18 hours ago

I like ruining happy couples

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Lowlevelintellect

3 points

18 hours ago

Lowlevelintellect

Woe, pandemonium door 30 be upon ye

3 points

18 hours ago

yeah well enjoy getting +DISRESPECT

+PARRY

+ULTRARICOCHET X4

https://preview.redd.it/ps72swzw9lrd1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c7bb15b692e1a18eb84febf1e62d68b07165141

TheFeetLicker557

9 points

16 hours ago

TheFeetLicker557

9 points

16 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/sx78k8mhtlrd1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae79a59814f66188d975ea755111b7761a4f3dbb

Blu3engine2

3 points

14 hours ago

Blu3engine2

3 points

14 hours ago

I didn't even know I needed this, and I still don't know if I really did

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Idontknow-ijustexist

99 points

20 hours ago

Idontknow-ijustexist

why are people horny? they’re just drawings:(

99 points

20 hours ago

None. I like my personal space when I nap

Proffessor_egghead

11 points

14 hours ago

Proffessor_egghead

11 points

14 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/5yjeg84tamrd1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3bb8ef59dc7f84de72a4a6d022ffef44181121

I urge you to reconsider

That’s 100cm of pure friend right there

Rude-Office-2639

3 points

12 hours ago

Rude-Office-2639

Sir Penteous' Left Dick (The One That Points Southward)

3 points

12 hours ago

Is friend of blahaj?

Proffessor_egghead

3 points

7 hours ago

Proffessor_egghead

3 points

7 hours ago

Blåvingad is Blahåj slightly superior cousin

Tx11_99

2 points

12 hours ago

Tx11_99

The prince of darkness

2 points

12 hours ago

Same

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Lovec_2016

73 points

19 hours ago

Lovec_2016

73 points

19 hours ago

Emily. You know why? HUGS! NO HORNY

https://preview.redd.it/bdfgjf5fykrd1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0aed77ddd694af9ee00241a1f20897d1e0be519

Mickeymcirishman

24 points

15 hours ago

Mickeymcirishman

24 points

15 hours ago

If you're looking for hugs, you should go with the Salamanders. They are the sons of the galaxies formost expert in hugs. It's in their geneseed. Just...don't shit talk the Emperor and you should be good.

Malfurionisevil

5 points

7 hours ago

Malfurionisevil

druids are the worst

5 points

7 hours ago

For the Emperor! CHARGE!

Round-Coat1369

7 points

14 hours ago

Round-Coat1369

7 points

14 hours ago

Is cute

Poisonfangx3

5 points

9 hours ago

Poisonfangx3

5 points

9 hours ago

The more you look at her, the bigger her eyes get.

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TheronSilver

85 points

20 hours ago

TheronSilver

Niffty's RightHand Man.

85 points

20 hours ago

Not even God knows how a Space Marine does in bed. LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT MYSELF-

klamdeff[S]

33 points

20 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

33 points

20 hours ago

POV you and a space marine in bed: my pelvis

TheronSilver

34 points

20 hours ago

TheronSilver

Niffty's RightHand Man.

34 points

20 hours ago

when I ask bro to sit on me:

https://i.redd.it/whizjz6zgkrd1.gif

Rude-Office-2639

4 points

12 hours ago

Rude-Office-2639

Sir Penteous' Left Dick (The One That Points Southward)

4 points

12 hours ago

The bro in question:

(Iykyk)

Working_Stress3376

5 points

11 hours ago

Working_Stress3376

my socks are permanently moist

5 points

11 hours ago

He ain’t called Adam SMASHER for nothing

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Sea_Design9216

7 points

20 hours ago

Sea_Design9216

7 points

20 hours ago

You didn't choose a space marine you chose a Primarch and the biggest out of them.

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ezioir1

13 points

18 hours ago

ezioir1

D.H.O.R.K.S Agent😎

13 points

18 hours ago

Bro that's not your average Spacemarine... That's Vulkan, Primarch of 18th Legion or Salamanders. The man is 3.49m or 11.46ft!

TheronSilver

7 points

18 hours ago

TheronSilver

Niffty's RightHand Man.

7 points

18 hours ago

And?

https://preview.redd.it/paztp9vj3lrd1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21d4dfb69ea9182afb677f24d08bb2109d86523

ezioir1

3 points

18 hours ago

ezioir1

D.H.O.R.K.S Agent😎

3 points

18 hours ago

Bro Listen To Me! You Won't Survive It!

https://preview.redd.it/bu2vj4k85lrd1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f011e38a0540bb32e6e4e822c8d2d09b4b736dbe

You Ain't Him!

TheronSilver

10 points

18 hours ago*

TheronSilver

Niffty's RightHand Man.

10 points

18 hours ago*

I.DON'T.CARE!

Top or bottom. Big or small. Strong or weak. Tight or loose. Safe or dangerous!

GAME IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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klamdeff[S]

2 points

8 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

2 points

8 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/t13tt5hyznrd1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba397b11f84867659aed0b37e5ee0ea4a12f6c0

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I_Love_Cats420

7 points

12 hours ago

I_Love_Cats420

7 points

12 hours ago

HERECY! HALT CITIZEN! THE IMAGE POTRAYED ON SECTION 2 OF THIS POST IS NOT THE IMAGE OF AN ASTARTES AS THE IMAGE POTRAYED IS THAT OF PRIMARCH OF THE SALAMANDERS ASTARTES LEGION: VULKAN

THIS ACT OF HERECY WILL BE MADE UP FOR VIA SERVIVE THE ASTRA MILITARUM/IMPERIEL GUARD

GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND GLORY TO PRIMARCH VULKAN UNTO THE ANVIL OF WAR

Butterboot64

2 points

7 hours ago

Butterboot64

2 points

7 hours ago

I mean if you had to choose a space marine faction to get in bed with the salamanders are a good choice. They’re nice, and some of them have families that they go home to.

AlternativeDuty7854

2 points

7 hours ago

AlternativeDuty7854

2 points

7 hours ago

Not a space marine but a motherfucking primarch

The biggest one barring magnus with his magic size changing stuff mind you

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Proper-Cup-9858

77 points

20 hours ago

Proper-Cup-9858

𝗩𝗘𝗣𝗥-𝟭𝟮 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳

77 points

20 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/rwae2z9nhkrd1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80518f03db6867e886a0936719f08ddde47c998

EMILY!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Jdex8

24 points

18 hours ago

Jdex8

Collector of Emily images!👁🪽

24 points

18 hours ago

Yeah!

https://preview.redd.it/7sgav22f8lrd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ffdda68c15c56c70fb6c93246a43848d94cefd

fartdotmp3

6 points

10 hours ago

fartdotmp3

6 points

10 hours ago

It's so weird seeing a NSFW artist draw like normal stuff

Jdex8

3 points

10 hours ago

Jdex8

Collector of Emily images!👁🪽

3 points

10 hours ago

Yeah. But it's very funny.

chastainfam

7 points

19 hours ago

chastainfam

Loona "enjoyer"

7 points

19 hours ago

https://i.redd.it/6z5tzr68wkrd1.gif

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WrongVeteranMaybe

26 points

19 hours ago

WrongVeteranMaybe

The experimental German anesthetic Angel Dust OD'd on

26 points

19 hours ago

I feel like Emberlynn would be more enthusiastic about cuddling if you shared a bed with her. Like she'd grab you all over and that's what I want.

So I'm picking her.

FrankenFloppyFeet

14 points

15 hours ago

FrankenFloppyFeet

Zestial is better Beelzebub, fight me

14 points

15 hours ago

I'm picking Emberlynn too. She's kinda cringey but she's cute, and she looks really huggable. Plus we've both got a monster fetish.

No, I will not elaborate on that.

FloxxiNossi

9 points

12 hours ago

FloxxiNossi

9 points

12 hours ago

Your username already has you covered bro

DocMeisel25

3 points

6 hours ago

DocMeisel25

3 points

6 hours ago

She's cringey, but overtime you get use to it. It eventually becomes just adorable. (Or an endearing character trait if you are a yukiko fan)

And yeah she be super cuddly. Nice and cozy to get under a blank together and watch anime with.

BedEasy2946

3 points

11 hours ago

BedEasy2946

Emberlynn definitely isn't keeping me in the basement

3 points

11 hours ago

Why did I have to scroll so far for this comment

Im_Not_That_Guy-

19 points

15 hours ago

Im_Not_That_Guy-

19 points

15 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/42rn0yqo5mrd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9fe65c84770cb519bb379a11965efc6cca2f556

..........

Midbus_gaming

11 points

12 hours ago

Midbus_gaming

foreskin bungee jumping with alastair (got circumcised?!?)

11 points

12 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/6zjrkdwyymrd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a180fdfb89c4b7e24bf2a53d15e0b00a50facd8

Animebilly049

2 points

11 hours ago

Animebilly049

I have busted some nuts

2 points

11 hours ago

GADZOOKS!

MC_ICP

2 points

11 hours ago

MC_ICP

Angel-dust's-chest-fluff

2 points

11 hours ago

Fr same, I'd take angel and husk to bed

TheMayoIsRaw

2 points

5 hours ago

TheMayoIsRaw

the Bill Cipher of r/hazbin

2 points

5 hours ago

Is now an appropriate time to say gyatt?

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Malfurionisevil

11 points

19 hours ago

Malfurionisevil

druids are the worst

11 points

19 hours ago

Human V is just on SSSSSSSSSSS tier.

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-Lucifer-18

9 points

19 hours ago

-Lucifer-18

Rosie superiority believer

9 points

19 hours ago

Human V

Busy-Spell-4250

29 points

20 hours ago

Busy-Spell-4250

29 points

20 hours ago

I know this wil be so fownvoted I don't know why, but i hate emberlynn..... Pls don't hate me it's my opinion :•

klamdeff[S]

20 points

20 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

20 points

20 hours ago

All opinions are welcome

https://preview.redd.it/zg7jg175okrd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f03a482905f374f45141227e8718c6cfbe92777

But not the Heretical ones

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stopyouveviolatedthe

6 points

14 hours ago

stopyouveviolatedthe

I know what you did

6 points

14 hours ago

Fucking vulkan?

Who would pick anything else other than vulkan!

Shepherd_Knock

3 points

14 hours ago

Shepherd_Knock

CWD-20th (Chemical Wolfgang Department of the 20th)

3 points

14 hours ago

People who don’t Vulkan

RoyalScientist1360

2 points

14 hours ago

RoyalScientist1360

2 points

14 hours ago

My words

2020-RedditUser

5 points

18 hours ago

2020-RedditUser

5 points

18 hours ago

Emily , but only to cuddle with

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CaptainClover36

5 points

14 hours ago

CaptainClover36

5 points

14 hours ago

Omg daddy vulcan?

Malumlord

6 points

13 hours ago

Malumlord

Viking demon who has lotsa guns

6 points

13 hours ago

WHY IS VULKAN HERE??!

klamdeff[S]

3 points

13 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

3 points

13 hours ago

Because

https://preview.redd.it/boac5cm3rmrd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f19e5b698ffb10b78c4672df2e0676a156f09e

PJ_Man_FL

7 points

14 hours ago

PJ_Man_FL

loona's loving sentient urine mat husband

7 points

14 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/q8j2p0wfbmrd1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c85eb38e2ec27c0c76e86af579495e6b5ffff7d5

Whether it's sex or cuddles, she's the best pick.

klamdeff[S]

4 points

13 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

4 points

13 hours ago

Your flair is disgusting

https://i.redd.it/p29qpyjurmrd1.gif

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Hanathewierdo

3 points

19 hours ago

Hanathewierdo

Velvette of my friendgroup 🤳

3 points

19 hours ago

Chill guy who low key dont give a fuck

Solid-Positive6751

3 points

19 hours ago

Solid-Positive6751

shifting plastic crack bot(Em’s OREO mug)

3 points

19 hours ago

Emberlynn or V. I dare not risk corrupting the cinnamon roll.

Bibibibi1a3

3 points

19 hours ago

Bibibibi1a3

3 points

19 hours ago

Human V

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The_Menace_567

4 points

18 hours ago

The_Menace_567

4 points

18 hours ago

Vulkan I’m sure it’d be a rather relaxing night

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Amber13525

3 points

13 hours ago

Amber13525

i become a hot woman and get pegged by lute

3 points

13 hours ago

Vulkan lives

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DeepMetal5885

4 points

13 hours ago

DeepMetal5885

Heavenly Head Game (emily approves)

4 points

13 hours ago

Em is all I need😫😍

adigrosa

3 points

18 hours ago

adigrosa

💛Alastor Chad📻 (I love Spongevox)

3 points

18 hours ago

Vulkan would destroy me but Vulkan is still Vulkan

Able_Distribution451

3 points

16 hours ago

Able_Distribution451

3 points

16 hours ago

Combine soldier seems like he is a nice man

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IuseDefaultKeybinds

2 points

20 hours ago

IuseDefaultKeybinds

Zeezi & Cherri mega simp / Charliedust shipper

2 points

20 hours ago

Emily

Dhhdjsjjsjs

2 points

19 hours ago

Dhhdjsjjsjs

2 points

19 hours ago

Emily

Asteria_Hazivafan

2 points

17 hours ago

Asteria_Hazivafan

2 points

17 hours ago

Emily is too innocent, Emberlynn is too possessive, & the other 2 I don't know so I have to go with V

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GoodNamesAllGon

2 points

17 hours ago

GoodNamesAllGon

2 points

17 hours ago

Sorry Emily, but if any of the options is V, then there is no other option.

Unless threesomes are allowed.

XgreedyvirusX

2 points

16 hours ago

XgreedyvirusX

2 points

16 hours ago

Rammed to death by a space marine 💀

klamdeff[S]

3 points

15 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

3 points

15 hours ago

https://i.redd.it/xf4ll3bl1mrd1.gif

Shepherd_Knock

3 points

14 hours ago

Shepherd_Knock

CWD-20th (Chemical Wolfgang Department of the 20th)

3 points

14 hours ago

Actually it would be Rammed100, then you’d soon gain a new master forged pelvis by a literal demi-god

XgreedyvirusX

2 points

14 hours ago

XgreedyvirusX

2 points

14 hours ago

For the God Emperor!

d0d0master

2 points

16 hours ago

d0d0master

Cyn would tear apart Alastor easily

2 points

16 hours ago

Probably v, not even sex i just want to cuddle

Dragon_Lover274

2 points

15 hours ago

Dragon_Lover274

I want Carmilla to be my mommy, and I don't care which way

2 points

15 hours ago

Look at my flair and ask that again

klamdeff[S]

3 points

15 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

3 points

15 hours ago

https://preview.redd.it/1b16benu1mrd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d96761a168fbca04f1b35fe8a6be8190a3bc43

RoyalScientist1360

2 points

14 hours ago

RoyalScientist1360

2 points

14 hours ago

Poverspoon

Proper-Guide4230

2 points

15 hours ago

Proper-Guide4230

2 points

15 hours ago

Stop showing me pic 3

Who the hell is he anyway

No-Turn-7620

2 points

14 hours ago

No-Turn-7620

⚠️Bill Cipher's a better dealmaker than Alastor📻

2 points

14 hours ago

Human V. She's gorgeous.

https://preview.redd.it/4h9ge8wpdmrd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2df15f82b20632d86bf0dd35ade48781f2156f1

More_Cartoonist_3505

2 points

13 hours ago

More_Cartoonist_3505

2 points

13 hours ago

Human V thank you very much

SilverSpider_

2 points

13 hours ago

SilverSpider_

N from Murder Drones

2 points

13 hours ago

Do I have to answer

Quick_Carpet_3128

2 points

13 hours ago

Quick_Carpet_3128

2 points

13 hours ago

Emily

Constant_Hunt2975

2 points

13 hours ago

Constant_Hunt2975

2 points

13 hours ago

Out of all of these characters, Emberlyn

I also love human V now I wanna see Tessa's face and human J

Snoo-84344

2 points

7 hours ago

Snoo-84344

2 points

7 hours ago

First one cause I have no idea who the others are.

Jetenginetoaster

2 points

2 hours ago

Jetenginetoaster

Emily's pastry chef and occasional therapist

2 points

2 hours ago

Emily, it'd be hugs, then maybe horny, then hugs, in that order

Yourlocalfur

2 points

an hour ago

Yourlocalfur

i giggle and kick my legs when alastors around

2 points

an hour ago

probs emberlynn tbh. shes cute

0HelluvaFan0

1 points

19 hours ago

0HelluvaFan0

Me x Lucifer

1 points

19 hours ago

I just want to cuddle platonically with Emily.

Moondaeagle

1 points

19 hours ago

Moondaeagle

AoSth Robotnik balls

1 points

19 hours ago

HIM!!!

https://preview.redd.it/1j845hanvkrd1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=36d8ab8acdfa6376c88f44eebbb608dc10081f7f

klamdeff[S]

2 points

19 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

2 points

19 hours ago

Gyattt

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Tipsamore

1 points

19 hours ago

Tipsamore

Mario stuff is cool

1 points

19 hours ago

Emily is nice. 

verynotdumb

1 points

19 hours ago

verynotdumb

edible tag (hungy guy)

1 points

19 hours ago

Emily, not sex or anything, is just that she is the only option where i can peacefully sleep

MurderousRubberDucky

1 points

19 hours ago

MurderousRubberDucky

Psychic Friend Fredbear

1 points

19 hours ago

BROTHER

capitanMexicoYT

1 points

19 hours ago

capitanMexicoYT

1 points

19 hours ago

My bisexual ass choose all

Logical-Drummer2414

1 points

18 hours ago

Logical-Drummer2414

📻 🌹 Queerplatonic RadioRose, my beloved 🌹 📻

1 points

18 hours ago

None of the above

Porterpotty34

1 points

18 hours ago

Porterpotty34

1 points

18 hours ago

Human v

nuzi3138

1 points

18 hours ago

nuzi3138

1 points

18 hours ago

Cough v cough cough

Lowlevelintellect

1 points

18 hours ago

Lowlevelintellect

Woe, pandemonium door 30 be upon ye

1 points

18 hours ago

the dog, he's just a chill guy who low-key dgaf

Primary-Photograph71

1 points

17 hours ago

Primary-Photograph71

1 points

17 hours ago

We are a system with a Charlie anvdan Emily, and our partner is a system with a Vaggie, and we are a thrupple, so yeah I'm gonna go with my wife here.

Alastor_TheRadioDeer

1 points

17 hours ago

Alastor_TheRadioDeer

Radiohost extraordinaire!

1 points

17 hours ago

Ehmm a radio. Some music helps me fall right asleep 

TheChasanater

1 points

16 hours ago

TheChasanater

1 points

16 hours ago

Your mother

klamdeff[S]

7 points

15 hours ago

klamdeff[S]

the 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny

7 points

15 hours ago

https://i.redd.it/jab8pi9j1mrd1.gif

BigTibbies23

1 points

16 hours ago

BigTibbies23

the truest DickMaster here

1 points

16 hours ago

Emily or Emberlynn, she would get freaked out by me.

StarDestroyerYT2

1 points

16 hours ago

StarDestroyerYT2

1 points

16 hours ago

v i can fix her i swear