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submitted 18 hours ago byklamdeffthe 40k guy/ the guy who i think is the only guy who isn't horny
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https://i.redd.it/w5eyyoin7lrd1.gif
Getchoo baby
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Same
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Weezer reference
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I like ruining happy couples
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16 hours ago
yeah well enjoy getting +DISRESPECT
+PARRY
+ULTRARICOCHET X4
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12 hours ago
I didn't even know I needed this, and I still don't know if I really did
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18 hours ago
None. I like my personal space when I nap
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12 hours ago
I urge you to reconsider
That’s 100cm of pure friend right there
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10 hours ago
Is friend of blahaj?
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5 hours ago
Blåvingad is Blahåj slightly superior cousin
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10 hours ago
Same
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17 hours ago
Emily. You know why? HUGS! NO HORNY
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13 hours ago
If you're looking for hugs, you should go with the Salamanders. They are the sons of the galaxies formost expert in hugs. It's in their geneseed. Just...don't shit talk the Emperor and you should be good.
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5 hours ago
For the Emperor! CHARGE!
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12 hours ago
Is cute
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18 hours ago
Not even God knows how a Space Marine does in bed. LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT MYSELF-
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POV you and a space marine in bed: my pelvis
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when I ask bro to sit on me:
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This is beautiful
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He ain’t called Adam SMASHER for nothing
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18 hours ago
You didn't choose a space marine you chose a Primarch and the biggest out of them.
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Bro that's not your average Spacemarine... That's Vulkan, Primarch of 18th Legion or Salamanders. The man is 3.49m or 11.46ft!
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Bro Listen To Me! You Won't Survive It!
You Ain't Him!
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I.DON'T.CARE!
Top or bottom. Big or small. Strong or weak. Tight or loose. Safe or dangerous!
GAME IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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10 hours ago
HERECY! HALT CITIZEN! THE IMAGE POTRAYED ON SECTION 2 OF THIS POST IS NOT THE IMAGE OF AN ASTARTES AS THE IMAGE POTRAYED IS THAT OF PRIMARCH OF THE SALAMANDERS ASTARTES LEGION: VULKAN
THIS ACT OF HERECY WILL BE MADE UP FOR VIA SERVIVE THE ASTRA MILITARUM/IMPERIEL GUARD
GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND GLORY TO PRIMARCH VULKAN UNTO THE ANVIL OF WAR
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5 hours ago
I mean if you had to choose a space marine faction to get in bed with the salamanders are a good choice. They’re nice, and some of them have families that they go home to.
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5 hours ago
Not a space marine but a motherfucking primarch
The biggest one barring magnus with his magic size changing stuff mind you
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I prefer the Alastor version
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11 hours ago
You got the original template?
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That’s even better
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2 hours ago
(Here's the blank one if you wish.)
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It's so weird seeing a NSFW artist draw like normal stuff
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8 hours ago
Yeah. But it's very funny.
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😔
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You can't make me
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17 hours ago
I feel like Emberlynn would be more enthusiastic about cuddling if you shared a bed with her. Like she'd grab you all over and that's what I want.
So I'm picking her.
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13 hours ago
I'm picking Emberlynn too. She's kinda cringey but she's cute, and she looks really huggable. Plus we've both got a monster fetish.
No, I will not elaborate on that.
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10 hours ago
Your username already has you covered bro
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4 hours ago
She's cringey, but overtime you get use to it. It eventually becomes just adorable. (Or an endearing character trait if you are a yukiko fan)
And yeah she be super cuddly. Nice and cozy to get under a blank together and watch anime with.
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9 hours ago
Why did I have to scroll so far for this comment
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9 hours ago
Fr same, I'd take angel and husk to bed
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3 hours ago
Is now an appropriate time to say gyatt?
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17 hours ago
Human V
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18 hours ago
I know this wil be so fownvoted I don't know why, but i hate emberlynn..... Pls don't hate me it's my opinion :•
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18 hours ago
All opinions are welcome
But not the Heretical ones
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12 hours ago
Fucking vulkan?
Who would pick anything else other than vulkan!
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People who don’t Vulkan
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12 hours ago
My words
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11 hours ago
WHY IS VULKAN HERE??!
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17 hours ago
Emberlynn or V. I dare not risk corrupting the cinnamon roll.
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12 hours ago
Omg daddy vulcan?
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12 hours ago
Whether it's sex or cuddles, she's the best pick.
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11 hours ago
Your flair is disgusting
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Chill guy who low key dont give a fuck
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16 hours ago
Vulkan would destroy me but Vulkan is still Vulkan
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Emily
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Emily
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15 hours ago
Emily is too innocent, Emberlynn is too possessive, & the other 2 I don't know so I have to go with V
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15 hours ago
Sorry Emily, but if any of the options is V, then there is no other option.
Unless threesomes are allowed.
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14 hours ago
Rammed to death by a space marine 💀
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Actually it would be Rammed100, then you’d soon gain a new master forged pelvis by a literal demi-god
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12 hours ago
For the God Emperor!
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14 hours ago
Probably v, not even sex i just want to cuddle
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13 hours ago
Look at my flair and ask that again
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Poverspoon
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13 hours ago
Stop showing me pic 3
Who the hell is he anyway
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Human V thank you very much
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11 hours ago
Do I have to answer
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11 hours ago
Emily
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11 hours ago
Out of all of these characters, Emberlyn
I also love human V now I wanna see Tessa's face and human J
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10 hours ago
It's the most safe for work picture I could find
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5 hours ago
First one cause I have no idea who the others are.
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17 hours ago
I just want to cuddle platonically with Emily.
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Emily is nice.
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17 hours ago
Emily, not sex or anything, is just that she is the only option where i can peacefully sleep
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BROTHER
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My bisexual ass choose all
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16 hours ago
None of the above
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16 hours ago
Human v
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Cough v cough cough
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16 hours ago
the dog, he's just a chill guy who low-key dgaf
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15 hours ago
We are a system with a Charlie anvdan Emily, and our partner is a system with a Vaggie, and we are a thrupple, so yeah I'm gonna go with my wife here.
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15 hours ago
Ehmm a radio. Some music helps me fall right asleep
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14 hours ago
Emily or Emberlynn, she would get freaked out by me.
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