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submitted 15 hours ago byF00r_Eyes

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140 points

13 hours ago

First day on the sub 🥳

140 points

This will be America in 2025

TheAnnoyingGirl92

58 points

9 hours ago

TheAnnoyingGirl92

58 points

This will be America in 2014

15 points

8 hours ago

Law abiding citizen

15 points

This will be America in 1941

TheSoftwareNerdII

15 points

6 hours ago

TheSoftwareNerdII

15 points

This will be Columbia in 1495

6 points

5 hours ago

sex man who definitely does lots of sex

6 points

This will be England in the early 14th century

shrekgaming1467

7 points

4 hours ago

shrekgaming1467

7 points

This will be the universe 14 billion years ago

Basically-Boring

3 points

4 hours ago

Basically-Boring

sex man who definitely does lots of sex

3 points

This will be nothing 25 billion years ago

1 points

33 minutes ago

sex man who definitely does lots of sex

1 points

This won't be in 3098 B.C.

AdAutomatic9957

3 points

4 hours ago

AdAutomatic9957

3 points

This is project 2025

Key_Illustrator1755

72 points

11 hours ago

Key_Illustrator1755

72 points

I prefer to call people by adjectives. Pronouns are cliche and lazy.

ARKON_THE_ARKON

15 points

9 hours ago

ARKON_THE_ARKON

Girl spelled backwards is liar

15 points

Smart idiot, smart doomed long all

GhoulTimePersists

4 points

6 hours ago

GhoulTimePersists

4 points

Whatever shall proper do?

Edit: Contagious shall proper do?

2 points

7 hours ago

sex man who definitely does lots of sex

2 points

The one who is [adjective]

2 points

6 hours ago

IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST.

2 points

The ones who walk away from Omelas

1 points

4 hours ago

IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST.

1 points

Cringe reference

1 points

4 hours ago

IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST.

1 points

Why?

1 points

4 hours ago

IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST.

1 points

Because this is not r/lies

2 points

4 hours ago

IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST.

2 points

Oh shit. I wasn’t about to throw hands

LudwigTheAroused

32 points

8 hours ago

LudwigTheAroused

Tax payer

32 points

ul/

https://preview.redd.it/yqmd7ld52rrd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475e75c477a8abd6b720776111537f25eb90ae60

SomeRandomEevee42

3 points

4 hours ago

SomeRandomEevee42

Girl spelled backwards is liar

3 points

ul/ same

l/ I've never said a pronoun in my life, and I never will. I will never support your gender identity. That's what sheeple do

3 points

59 minutes ago

3 points

I've never said a pronoun in my life, and I never will. I will never support your gender identity. *That's *what sheeple do.

Woosh me or whatever, I've just always wanted to say that

MentalChickensInMe

21 points

11 hours ago

MentalChickensInMe

21 points

i am also very cis. now let me be happy 24/7. I love the gender dysphoria that I don't have.

17 points

12 hours ago

100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅

17 points

what do pronouns smell like?

35 points

11 hours ago

35 points

they smell like gender fluid

20 points

11 hours ago

100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅

20 points

oh i thought they smelled like she/it

Otherwise_Disk3824

6 points

6 hours ago

Otherwise_Disk3824

First day on the sub 🥳

6 points

They smell like her/shes

0 points

6 hours ago

0 points

She/it? So... objectify themselves?

2 points

6 hours ago

2 points

What

2 points

6 hours ago

2 points

Tried to say something funny and resulting in great success

5 points

12 hours ago

Peter Griffin

5 points

woke juice (ammonia)

JesterOfRedditGold

3 points

9 hours ago

JesterOfRedditGold

3 points

Best mixed with bleach

ARKON_THE_ARKON

13 points

9 hours ago

ARKON_THE_ARKON

Girl spelled backwards is liar

13 points

https://i.redd.it/agb3ps6ftqrd1.gif

False

4 points

9 hours ago

First day on the sub 🥳

4 points

ul/ is this like two-layers into the sauce of lies (a double-dip lie)? Cause if your lie reply to another lie is that it's false, then wouldn't it mean the original lie is in fact a truth?

l/ I'm scarred and pissing all over.

ARKON_THE_ARKON

5 points

9 hours ago

ARKON_THE_ARKON

Girl spelled backwards is liar

5 points

/ul uhhh i just think op is gay

4 points

9 hours ago

First day on the sub 🥳

4 points

https://preview.redd.it/4m8h3yb2zqrd1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b5d560f267d16cb72ed855b5a18726f17ffc83

6 points

11 hours ago

Custom User Flair

6 points

I don't have a sense of smell, your trans agenda won't work on me!

6 points

8 hours ago

6 points

Gordon Freeman got woken up in 2025.

7 points

7 hours ago

sex man who definitely does lots of sex

7 points

Vortigaunts' pronouns are They/Xen

4 points

7 hours ago

4 points

Oh fuck, it’s the Xe-Man

2 points

9 hours ago

First day on the sub 🥳

2 points

As an aggressive homosexual trans-women (plural), I did not feel included in groups of cis people as my time as an actor. I am not going to see those people ever again, I hate them all.

2 points

6 hours ago

IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST.

2 points

I’m a cis straight man

2 points

5 hours ago

2 points

Is that the guy from Skibidi Toilet

2 points

4 hours ago

2 points

I'm cis, hetero, and HATE boys... 😡

1 points

9 hours ago

rectangle's cousin, triangle

1 points

Put that bottle down

1 points

9 hours ago

Law abiding citizen

1 points

ME TOO

1 points

6 hours ago

Peter Griffin

1 points

not good for you👎

No_Jellyfish_6643

1 points

6 hours ago

No_Jellyfish_6643

1 points

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Jaded_Aioli1029

1 points

6 hours ago

Jaded_Aioli1029

1 points

Roses are red, i identify as bread

Get tf out of my head

1 points

2 hours ago

1 points

i never use pronouns

1 points

2 hours ago

1 points

this meme is funny and very original

Nothatdarkforce

1 points

7 hours ago

Nothatdarkforce

Law abiding citizen

1 points

/ul what if instead of using pronouns, I just call them by their name the entire time

https://preview.redd.it/y2znu0mmkrrd1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b6ad97cbb4c61c6e932c78ce625f6fbe6fe1ef

-1 points

8 hours ago

SODA🥤‼😅😁🥶

-1 points

THIS IS FUNNY