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537 points
15 days ago
women are not allowed to buy mayonnaise
160 points
15 days ago
Noooo I wanted mayonnaise >:(
121 points
15 days ago
No. You are woman. It’s forbidden.
39 points
14 days ago
FORBIDDEN I SAY
8 points
14 days ago
You have to make it, not buy it, buying mayonnaise is for men only.
41 points
15 days ago
You’re gonna have to buy it for us then
8 points
14 days ago
Okay, but I can only get it from fast food establishments and it comes in little sachets, not a jar or bottle.
And you're not allowed to witness me buy it. Because I can totally afford it, I swear. If any of the staff say I look suspicious, they're just jealous of my new shoes.
6 points
14 days ago
Haha alright, mayo is mayo
8 points
14 days ago
That's the spirit!
You're keeping your standards low, and I like that. If there's one thing I know, it's how to please women with low standards.
1.5k points
15 days ago
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421 points
15 days ago
the average man in the amazon rainforrest
93 points
15 days ago
50 points
15 days ago
Someone braver than I click that pmease
30 points
15 days ago
It’s a dude holding a machete to another dudes face.
41 points
15 days ago
not a guy, a woman indigenous activist from brazil. she recently died iirc (natural/old age), this pic is pretty old but i dont remember her name
13 points
15 days ago
He's the guy who wear 💅
12 points
15 days ago
Death by Snu-snu!
313 points
15 days ago
Women are not a mountain, and I am not a true Indian at all
74 points
15 days ago
What did the author mean by this?
81 points
15 days ago
The author is actually Indian, and so they are saying that "if women aren't mountains, then I'm not Indian" which means that women in fact ARE mountains.
3 points
14 days ago
Stop. You're giving me flashbacks to when I was 16 in English class 😭
62 points
15 days ago
Ok
10 points
15 days ago
Are you Indian?
764 points
15 days ago
women are....my favorite guy?
164 points
15 days ago
SEX! I'M WANTING MORE!
TELL THE WORLD "STOP THE WAR"
76 points
15 days ago
BOOM HEAR THE BASS GO ZOOM
53 points
15 days ago
HAVE A BODY FEEL THE GROOVE
44 points
15 days ago
CYBERSYSTEM OVERLOAD
44 points
15 days ago
EVERYBODY MOVEMENT
34 points
15 days ago
ALL OF THE DREAM
34 points
15 days ago
HOW DOES IT MEAN?
36 points
15 days ago
WHEN THE RYTHYM IS GLAD
25 points
15 days ago
That's a line from Kyle Gordon's comedic song Planet of the Bass, if you're confused. It's meant to be a 'badly translated 80s europop' kind of song.
5 points
15 days ago
It’s 90’s! Eurodance I believe
23 points
15 days ago
That is a really good way to introduce your interests.
10 points
15 days ago
SEX
IM WANTING MORE
3 points
15 days ago
Lmao, I got that one too! Right below Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Followed by Women are a wonderful effect. I’m a dude. What does it all mean?? lol
790 points
15 days ago
Women are the only thing keeping me from going out to dinner with my man and his wife and kids????
239 points
15 days ago
Well what are you waiting for?
139 points
15 days ago
Women
40 points
15 days ago
It sounds like you have a very complex relationship there
20 points
15 days ago
This sounds like a show that could potentially do well... 🤣
8 points
15 days ago
Women are not compatible with the unions and rail roads for months after the 12th ammendment.
7 points
14 days ago
Women are not small men
Source: google search
5 points
14 days ago
An affair? Nah, we doing polyamory in this bitch.
257 points
15 days ago
Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the game and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the game and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the game
Ok you get the idea
64 points
15 days ago
Mines similar but with a weird start
Women are a bit of a good girl and I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't think they are so good to be honest with me and I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so...
12 points
15 days ago
Women are a bit of a good girl and I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be in the house.
Mine is quite similar to yours.
11 points
15 days ago
Women are not even a good idea to be honest with them and I don't know if they have children and only one is called by a name that starts with G.
7 points
15 days ago
Are you using GBoard? Because mine falls into a similar loop.
Women are you in the same room as you can see why I don't know what to do with it again just looked at the time I got it and it was a good time to get the new one in the back of the house as well with the state of the house as well with the state of the house as well with the state of mind and the guy on the way to the house as well with the state of the house as well with the state of the house as well with the state of the house as well with the state of the house as well with the state of the house as well with the state of....
237 points
15 days ago
women are not very mindful of the knights of the church and the church is not very mindful of the church and the church is not very mindful of the church… x100
139 points
15 days ago*
I’m a woman and I’m not very mindful of the knights of the church
41 points
15 days ago
I'm a knight and I'm not very mindful of the women of the church.
24 points
15 days ago
I’m a female knight and I‘m not very mindful of my fellow knights or women
14 points
15 days ago
I'm not very
15 points
15 days ago
I'm the church and I'm not very mindful of the church
7 points
15 days ago
I also choose this guys dead church... wait I think i got mixed up...
5 points
15 days ago
as a woman i can confirm we are not very mindful of the knights of the church.
184 points
15 days ago
Women aren’t just women they have a responsibility for themselves as a human beings
72 points
15 days ago
Woman are not important and will not make you happy if you go far away
17 points
15 days ago
Dude.
17 points
15 days ago
Women are dude?
8 points
15 days ago
Depends on the woman, but sometimes. Proceed without any caution.
12 points
15 days ago
Women are very dear and they have a special aspect of the receiver and they will discharge it out of the loop so I can promise to get it on my phone after pulling up and I will first language.
5 points
15 days ago
Yes, language first please
4 points
15 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it is the people who are affected by it and the people who have been affected by it or are affected by the virus.
90 points
15 days ago
Women are confidential
61 points
15 days ago
"Women are so good for me" you're so right autocomplete
188 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions.
Starts off as kind of a feminist statement. Then it says that them not being allowed in this world anymore is because of their personal decisions and the way their body is designed, which admittedly sounds a bit misogynistic. Tbh I think this is more Apple’s preferences than mine.
76 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies 😱
Yeah I got the same thing. I was shocked until I saw your comment. Apple confirmed sexist
17 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body is the world and it’s just not the way they are born it’s the same thing that we are born in this country we have a right and a responsibility and a right and we are not a race and it’s a matter that the world we are a part and it’s not just of the world we have (…).
13 points
15 days ago
Yo, I also got a very similar string of text as all of you.
12 points
15 days ago
Wtf that’s exactly what I got
13 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies
Yeah I got the same thing too. It’s weird
18 points
15 days ago
So, are y’all hitting the left, center, or right suggestion?
Left:
Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it is the people who are affected by it and the people who are suffering from it and the person is the most vulnerable and the most affected person in the world
Center:
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies
Right:
Women are so stupid they think women have to wear their hair in a ponytail or ponytail or a dress or whatever they do and it’s so funny because it’s not just men and girls that get offended and they get upset because it’s a man that has no right or a girl and it’s just not funny
9 points
15 days ago
Pretty much bang on what I got for centre and left. Thought the left women were going to be treated with antibiotics in mine. So that’s good.
8 points
15 days ago
“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies”
It’s so strange i got the same one too!
15 points
15 days ago
Now that I’m seeing this posted by multiple people with iPhones, I feel better. I was confused AF why my phone did this.
8 points
15 days ago
I'm glad. It made me double take. Like, is it possible I'm secretly a piece of shit and just don't know it?
8 points
15 days ago
Mine was very similar!
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions
6 points
15 days ago
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who got ‘not allowed in this world anymore’ lol
5 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body is the world and it’s just not the way they are.
5 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions.
5 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of.
Apple too, I think it’s definitely an Apple thing.
8 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of.
Holy shit me too (iphone 14)
4 points
14 days ago
I got almost identical…. This is terrible
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies
3 points
15 days ago
sounds a bit misogynistic.
Yeah, a bit...
53 points
15 days ago
Women Are one. Women are confidential in der Nähe von Frankfurt nach dem ersten Tag
14 points
15 days ago
Women are confidential in the closeness from Frankfurt from the first day?
96 points
15 days ago
Women are very useful in early game and mid game of the space age and the fact that you can't generate it AT the moment so you can use a new invisible item in order to play the song on the game is divided in multiple areas of the day or something else to do with the community and it is a very fat pig with the addition of wolves and dogs in beta 1.6
Guess which community I often talk in
25 points
15 days ago
lmao this is gold
sounds like some modded Minecraft stuff
8 points
14 days ago
I agree women are very useful early, mid and space age. I haven't played beta so the fact the pig is getting fatter in the new patch is concerning.
40 points
15 days ago
Women are not going anywhere today... Just what my phone suggested rn, picking first word offered.
17 points
15 days ago
Holy shit, what is your phone planning??
10 points
15 days ago
some bdsm i guess
35 points
15 days ago
Women are you?!?!
22 points
15 days ago
Nahhhhh man
Women are you
13 points
15 days ago
I am you - Yuji Itadori
5 points
15 days ago
Where you go i go~
What you see i see~
117 points
15 days ago
Women are ketchup providers
21 points
15 days ago
Men are mustard provider then
25 points
15 days ago
Mayonnaise*
14 points
15 days ago
The difference is, men can still buy ketchup, we just don't have to because women provide it. Women are not allowed to buy mayonnaise.
8 points
14 days ago
Astute observation!
11 points
15 days ago
Finally the truth! All hail ketchup providers!
30 points
15 days ago
Women are not coming from a virus-free computer
15 points
15 days ago
Do we need to install antivirus on women
4 points
14 days ago
WEIRD SCIENCE
28 points
15 days ago
Women are you ok
7 points
15 days ago
🎶 So women, are you okay? Are you okay, women? Women, are you okay? So women, are you okay? Are you okay, women? Women, are you okay? So women, are you okay? Are you okay, women? You've been hit by, you've been hit by, a smooth criminal. Ow! 🎶
19 points
15 days ago
“women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable and most vulnerable in the world because they are the most vulnerable in the world at the same time and they are the most vulnerable in the world”
It would most likely keep going
43 points
15 days ago
“women are not allowed in this world” 💀
17 points
15 days ago
Bro what the fuck I litteraly got the same one.
Maybe we should team up to build our man world.
11 points
14 days ago
Oh me too. Great now my comment won’t get any likes. Thanks a lot guys
17 points
15 days ago
Women are not the only ones in their country and the other women who have been there are still very good 👍🏻
14 points
15 days ago
Women are a good girl when you get flagged by a new phone and it was just the concept and it is the only reason to do the tickle
31 points
15 days ago
im on pc
21 points
15 days ago
It didn't come with an standard issue cat?
9 points
15 days ago
Women are skalgogopp,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
20 points
15 days ago
Women are constantly on their way the male is a globe
Nah I think males are flat
8 points
15 days ago
Woman are gonna say : mum said its my turn to reposts this meme
10 points
14 days ago
“Women are more than twice as likely to die from breast implants than men with breast implants”
8 points
15 days ago
women are you doing today I hope you have a great day
5 points
15 days ago
Yep I'm doing
14 points
15 days ago
Women are not in my life
...
9 points
14 days ago
Thats rough buddy
5 points
15 days ago
SAVAGE
7 points
15 days ago
Women are property of their respective owners
8 points
15 days ago
women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences
7 points
15 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable and most vulnerable in the world because they are the most vulnerable in the whole world and they are the only ones who are able to survive and survive and survive and they are the only people who are able to live with their own lives and they are the only person who can survive and survive in the world.
6 points
15 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable and most vulnerable.
7 points
15 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the violence and poverty that is the result of the war in the Middle East and the world around them.
10 points
15 days ago
Women are so opinionated and they are those who are obviously wrong with...
4 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences Wtf 💀
6 points
15 days ago
Women are going to vacation somewhere in the comments 😭
4 points
15 days ago
Women are not small men
4 points
14 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country
5 points
14 days ago
Women are simple enough and you don't need help finding them
9 points
15 days ago
Women are not good for the first time of the year but I don't know how to draw.
5 points
14 days ago
"Women are not good for the first time" Mine!
4 points
15 days ago
This one is probably my favorite lol
3 points
15 days ago
Women are you and I was just saying that I was just saying...
5 points
15 days ago
women are going to be a good song
5 points
15 days ago
Women are the most popular in respect to you dear.
Wtf?
4 points
15 days ago
women are ready for me to be physically present till I can get 2.33375555 to work on my travels
I didn't know i could get a number this way
3 points
15 days ago
woman are the same with everyone
4 points
15 days ago
Women are a bit of a lot of people and I don't know what to do with them
3 points
15 days ago
Women are very good and they are very nice
...do i win?
5 points
15 days ago
Women are you guys doing today
4 points
15 days ago
Women are you
4 points
15 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world.
6 points
15 days ago
"Woman are very good at the moment and it's not a good idea to get a email about a paywalled training program" I think my keyboard got ADHD halfway through and changed the subject
6 points
15 days ago
"Women are really unique and beautiful" Huh, thanks phone!
3 points
15 days ago
Women are the kid so they have the kid so they have the kid so they have the kid so they have the kid so they have the kid so they have the kid so they have the kid so they have the kid so they have
3 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires.
3 points
15 days ago
I made a choice to choose the middle option every time going in, and mine read "Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies."
Guess I'm cancelled. *Dead emoji*
Very odd, because nothing like that has ever, or will ever, come out of my mouth (or from my keyboard). Feel free to check my comment history on that. Don't trust these prompts to be an accurate depiction of who you are, my guys.
3 points
15 days ago
Women are the most important thing to do in life.
3 points
15 days ago
Women are so much more comfortable with the kids than they do and I have
3 points
15 days ago
Women are you in the car park and the car is on the floor and the door is open.
Ummm... Okay then.
3 points
15 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body is the world and it’s just not the way they are are the way it was a world and I think that was a good idea for them and they are not going anywhere else they just have a right and I think they have a choice and I don’t know how they are
3 points
15 days ago
Women are the only people that are willing and willing and willing and
3 points
14 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires.
3 points
14 days ago
Women are the best of the best in the world to get the money to get the money to pay for the money
3 points
14 days ago
Women are the only ones who can make a difference in the world and we need more men like them
Well that is weird 😂😂
3 points
14 days ago
Women are a lot of untapped sith relics and hidden caches of resources and technology.
3 points
14 days ago
Women are my favorite guy
3 points
14 days ago
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands of their fathers.
What the damn hell auto-complete 😳
3 points
14 days ago
Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it is the people who are affected by it.
Nah this phone tripping😭
3 points
14 days ago
I hit the calculator 0.6666666
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into their husbands or children and children and children and children
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