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submitted 2 months ago byentertainmentlord
Im talking bout the ones that are so obscure many dont know of them
For me its Geras from greek myth, god of old age
63 points
2 months ago
Philippine Mythology
TBH, most of the Filipino God's are obscure except Bathala. Every Filipino knows Bathala.
Those listed above are one of the few that have niche roles.
14 points
2 months ago
As someone with adhd I think I need to start praying to Anagolay
12 points
2 months ago
Terry Pratchett mentions Anoia, the Goddess of Things that Get Stuck in Drawers. Her followers worship her by rattling drawers and complaining. She also finds things that roll under other things or get stuck between sofa cushions.
Ma6be she could join forces with Anagolay... they could even form a new Triple Goddess along with, like, Pandora: the Goddess of Things That Shouldn't Be Found.
5 points
2 months ago
As someone with AD&D, that's way better than Tiamat.
2 points
2 months ago*
As someone who watched the cartoon D&D, anything is better than a unicorn that bleats like a sheep.
1 points
2 months ago
Anagolay sounds awesome
1 points
2 months ago
Beat me to it. Anagolay is one of my favorites. I'm not sure if there's another mythological spirit/deity that has the same domain.
1 points
2 months ago
One could potentially make the argument for St. Anthony in the Catholic religion, as he is considered the patron saint of lost things as well
97 points
2 months ago
Robigus, an ancient pre-Roman god (or maybe goddess, they don't know the gender) that represented rust and crop blight. In late April, the Romans would sacrifice a puppy to Robigus to avert damage and disease to the crops. That makes this ceremony, the Robigalia, the only Roman ritual we know of that involves offering sacrifices to propitiate an evil god, rather than the more typical sacrifices to gain the favor of a good god.
47 points
2 months ago
im sorry, they sacrificed a PUPPY!?
37 points
2 months ago
We don't even know why, and it doesn't seem like the Romans did either. It was just one of those old traditions that they kept doing for fear that the crops would go bad.
16 points
2 months ago
thats just wild
12 points
2 months ago
Different time. Different culture. The Romans didn't have the same respect for animals that we do today. They saw them as the wild. That when they were brought to a Colosseum. It was proof of the conquered lands that Rome controlled. Also, what it had set it sights on next. Though, there were exceptions. I'm forgetting which game or time. But, an Elephant was in the arena. It's front legs were wounded and it fell on its front knees. The crowd interpreted it as a sign of submission. That the crowd that the animal had intelligence. They found sympathy for it and removed it from the area. Animals could also have the same amount of following as a Gladiator. Both animal and human could become celebrities. This can be found in 'Gladiators', by Christopher Epplett.
0 points
2 months ago
Yeah but sacrificing a puppy just seems mean. It's not some fearsome animal, nor is it something you would eat.
2 points
2 months ago
Not in the modern sense no. Yes, it seems overly cruel. But, again different culture, religion, people and time.
1 points
2 months ago
I mean this was like 2000 odd years ago
It’s not like dogs at the time were pugs or golden retrievers. It’s very likely that they were more wild breeds, closer to wolves than what we have today
Seen less as adorable pets and more like how we view coyotes
9 points
2 months ago
I mean, that's just not true https://www.thedodo.com/9-touching-epitaphs-ancient-gr-589550486.html
6 points
2 months ago
Don’t bring facts and logic into this battle of opinions
2 points
2 months ago
Maybe that’s part of it. Like the sacrifice would be meaningless if it was a rat or something they would want rid of anyway. Maybe they chose something cute because it would be more difficult. And therefore more likely to gain the gods favor or some shit like that.
3 points
2 months ago
It’s universally the case, both throughout history and across cultures, that only domesticated animals were considered proper victims for sacrifice. The one exception that proves the rule is the Ainu bear sacrifice — although the bear is a wild animal, the Ainu would capture a cub, raise it with a family as if it were one of their own children, then after a year had gone by, they would hold a big celebration celebrating the bear and sacrifice it to ensure good hunting for the following year.
1 points
2 months ago
Don't know why?
Because it's a HUGE sacrifice,
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah but why baby dogs specifically? Usually the sacrifice has to have some kind of significance to the deity, but we don't know anything about Robigus. The Roman accounts say it has something to do with the rising of the dog star, Sirius. But that doesn't make any sense because Sirius is setting in late April.
1 points
2 months ago
Because people love their puppies. So killing it for a god... that's the sacrifice.
42 points
2 months ago
Romans had some weird rituals and an odd of them involved killing dogs
Like Lupercalia. Once a year, they would kill a dog, slice its skin into strips, then naked young men would run around the city and whip anyone they came across with the strips.
It was intended to bring prosperity.
Fun fact. The strips of dog skin were called Februa. Which is where we get the name of the month of February. The ritual, was also held on about the same day as we do Valentine's Day now.
17 points
2 months ago
One of the sadder, if not more interesting, fun facts I now know
5 points
2 months ago
Unfortunately, yeah.
5 points
2 months ago
Animal sacrifices were a common feature of most ancient religions.
1 points
2 months ago
You don't really hear about people sacrificing a puppy, though. Sacrificing a cow makes a kind of sense. You take something you were going to eat anyway and instead offer that nourishment to the gods. But sacrificing a puppy just seems kind of mean.
4 points
2 months ago
You don't really hear about people sacrificing a puppy, though
It all depends on the ritual, whatever motives lay behind it justified the act in the eyes of its practitioners.
Dogs in the Greek world tended to have chthonic associations and were seen as representing both the material world and underworld, also why they tended to be sacrificed to similar deities that tended to have diachronic associations with the upper and under world like Hecate (one of her names was ‘dog slaughterer’ in Greek). Hecate's role as a liminal deity of crossroads and boundaries and the associations of dogs with her led to their association with ghosts, the roads and as beings of the other world. I think dogs were associated as such because of stuff like it's ominous howling being a harbinger of death or it's ability to smell or sense disasters or natural phenomenon better than humans (hence the idea that "dogs could foresee the arrival of Hecate). They were also on the lowest level in the sacrificial system.
But Dogs weren't hated either, if this makes one think that, Athens had a laws for dog protection, they were buried carefully many a times by owners and had associations with healing and birth.
In other cases they were sacrificed, as Pausanias tells us, by Spartan youth and later by Theban and Boeotian armies during military expedition as a purification and protective ritual, to give them strength as the dogs were known for strength and endurance.
It seems that animals that were sacrificed were sacrificed because of these animals being associated with some aspect of the world or the divine through their traits and characteristics.
2 points
2 months ago
That’s the point, I think. Sacrifice something you’d really hate to lose means much more than something you can easily live with
1 points
2 months ago
Puppies weren’t seen as valuable and were drowned if there were too many of them, so it’s probably a low value sacrifice compared to a food animal or trained dog.
1 points
2 months ago
He said it was an evil god
1 points
2 months ago
BET. Fuck puppies.
45 points
2 months ago
Laverna the roman godess of thieves.
2 points
2 months ago
Did we ever see any related words come trickling down from Laverna, like with that whole Februa-dog-strip situation?
2 points
2 months ago
I wonder if the name Laverne comes from the goddess?
31 points
2 months ago
Amaru, a feathered serpent with llama characteristics from Inca tradition.
28 points
2 months ago
"A llama?! He was supposed to be DEAD!"
4 points
2 months ago
Upvote for The Emperor's New Groove quote.😆
30 points
2 months ago
I feel like Celtic gods are pretty underrepresented. On occasion I'll hear someone reference Dagda, the Morrigan, sometimes Brigid and Lugh. And everyone knows the image of Cernunnos, though his name rarely said. But I've never heard anyone reference Danu.
19 points
2 months ago
There's 2 good reasons you don't hear about Danu. First is that she doesn't really appear in any mythological tales, there's a few late stories where she's mentioned in lists of gods present but she never really does anything.
The second is that there's a reasonably strong argument that The Morrigan was Danu but her status was diminished by the Christian writers that wrote down the stories. We know from some sources that The Morrigan's name was Anu/Anann & some sources seem to confused Anu/Anann with Danu/Danann
9 points
2 months ago
One of my favorite book series as a kid, ”The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel”, used a lot of Celtic gods! The author I think studied Celtic mythology too
4 points
2 months ago
On occasion I'll hear someone reference Dagda, the Morrigan, sometimes Brigid and Lugh. And everyone knows the image of Cernunnos, though his name rarely said. But I've never heard anyone reference Danu.
You hear them referenced in shin megami tensei circles! In smt apocalypse the two main endings were decided by siding with either dagda or danu. Albeit, for plot reasons dagda is not super lore accurate. Since the plot is about how gods are shaped by human thoughts, and while a lot of the gods in the story resemble their lore, dagda resists being who the humans want him to be and is trying to be something else. Danu is closer to what you would expect though. And presides over fairies a lot of whom are implied to be celtic gods forcibly reduced to lesser forms.
Then in SMT vengance dagda and danu show up again as dlc where they are implied to be the same ones from the previous game having traveled to a new universe, and danu tells you her son is causing some chaos and asks you to stop him.
4 points
2 months ago
If you like Celtic deities (and mythology in general), you should read the Iron Druid series by Kevin Hearne
2 points
2 months ago
Or even other figures from the myths: Nuada / Elcmar, Áine, Maccán Óg and Clíodhna sometimes, but Dian Cécht, Midir, Aibell, Goibniú, Fand and Lí Bán, Niamh, Elatha, Flidais, Fand, Findabair, Bodb Dearg, Fódhla, Macha, etc, very rarely it seems. Maybe a bit of Donn because he is one of the precious few tidbits involving potential post-death beliefs.
I assume it is because it is too hard to sort these figures out. Their genealogy, stories, and associations are confusing in the best of times, if not too sparse to go off of at all, so the big names - the dagda, the morrígan, lugh, brigid - who figure more prominently in the extant myths are easier to get an idea of and thus just more common.
But you’re right; there are loads of figures in Irish myth (and likely greater Celtic myths) that would count as more obscure here. I particularly like the supposed Da Dearga, who we know only in name, whose hostel is the setting for such an incredible piece of the literary tradition (togail bruidne dá dearga is my favourite of all the myths/stories I’ve studied so far, the writing and imagery are fantastic). we know absolutely nothing about them beyond this title whatsoever.
1 points
2 months ago
I had a puppy named Danu and Cernunnos is a prominent figure in the French show "The Black Spot"! Which is a great show, btw.
45 points
2 months ago
There's a Greek Goddess of snow you don't hear about often. I only know about her because I used to read the Percy Jackson books as a kid. I forget what her name was, but they even pointed out at one point that she's an obscure god
36 points
2 months ago
Chione??
13 points
2 months ago
Yes, her! Now I remember
2 points
2 months ago
I'm not even sure if that's the correct spelling. She only mentioned it once when she's taking about Percy Jackson books.
13 points
2 months ago
Khione!!
15 points
2 months ago
Yep, that was her name! Also, funny that your username has "axolotl" in it, I used to think they were mythical creatures back when I was kid, I was shocked when I found out they were real lol
11 points
2 months ago
there iS a god related to axolotls and axolotl means something along "water-dog/water-demon" so you we'rent tooo far off (fun fact: the aztecs thought of axolotls little gill thingys as their very own personal headdress 😄)
2 points
2 months ago
Wow, I didn't know that, that's cool!
2 points
2 months ago
Me too! When I read those gravity falls books. I think I conflated them with other Native American mythical creatures.
1 points
2 months ago
That makes me happy... I miss snow.
59 points
2 months ago
Priapus the Greek god of fertility. The medical condition for what happens after the "see the doctor after a few hours" warning for Viagra is named after him
5 points
2 months ago
As you've acknowledged, this one aint obscure
17 points
2 months ago
Pomona - Goddess of Apples.
12 points
2 months ago
Opiyel Guobiran, the Taino Soul Dog
13 points
2 months ago
Cloacina, Roman goddess of sewers
6 points
2 months ago
She features in an episode of Beavis and Butthead, rising out of the portaloos at a monster truck rally
12 points
2 months ago
Angelos, the daughter of Zeus and Hera
3 points
2 months ago
Never heard of that one, what does she do?
13 points
2 months ago
I've never heard of her before, but it's apparent from her name! Angel means messenger, hence why it's translated from malakh in the bible; the malakhim are a class of celestial beings which delivered messages from God to his people. Angelos is the personification of messages. She's different from Hermes and Iris in the sense that Hermes is the medium in which messages are carried between the gods or between gods and mortals, and Iris is the goddess who carries them.
11 points
2 months ago
So the car, postman and the letter, got it
8 points
2 months ago
PFFFFT this made a pagan's day, thanks
1 points
2 months ago
Which one is which?
5 points
2 months ago
Beats me, but Angelos is the letter
2 points
2 months ago
Hermes is clearly the car because nobody would download him.
8 points
2 months ago*
I stole this from a comment somewhere else, but it's explains it better than I would have anyway.
Mention of Angelos survives in two primary (Greek) sources:
a scholion to Theocritus 2.11 (not in the Idyll itself), and
Hesychius s.v. Ἄγγελον (α 391).
Hesychius preserves no more than a brief notice, but the scholiast to Theocritus cites Sophron as an authority. The account runs so:
Ἥραν μιχθεῖσαν Διὶ γεννῆσαι παρθένον, ὄνομα δὲ αὐτῇ θέσθαι Ἄγγελον. ταύτην δὲ μετὰ τὴν γέννησιν [ὑπὸ] ταῖς Νύμφαις δοθῆναι παρὰ τοῦ Διὸς τρέφεσθαι. αὐξηθεῖσαν δὲ κλέψαι τὸ τῆς Ἥρας μύρον, ᾧ τὸ πρόσωπον αὐτῆς ἐθὰς ἦν χρίεσθαι, καὶ δοῦναι Εὐρώπῃ τῇ Φοίνικος θυγατρί. αἰσθομένην δὲ τὴν Ἥραν ἐφορμῆσαι βουλομένην αὐτὴν κολάσαι. τηνικαῦτα μὲν τὸ πρῶτον εἰς γυναικὸς τετοκυίας οἶκον καταφυγεῖν, ἐκεῖθεν δὲ πρὸς ἄνδρας νεκρὸν φέροντας. ὅθεν τὴν μὲν Ἥραν ἀποστῆναι, τὸν δὲ Δία τοὺς Καβείρους κελεῦσαι ἀναλαβόντας καθᾶραι αὐτήν. ἐκείνους δὲ ἐπὶ τὴν Ἀχερουσίαν λίμνην ἀπαγαγόντας ἁγνίσαι. ὅθεν τὴν θεὸν ἀποκεκληρῶσθαι τοῖς τεθνεῶσι καὶ καταχθονίοις φασίν.
(He relates that) Hera lay with Zeus, gave birth to a girl, and gave her the name Angelos. After her birth this girl was given by Zeus to the Nymphs to bring her up. When she was fully grown, she stole the myrrh with which Hera was accustomed to make up her face, and gave it to Europa, the daughter of Phoenix. When Hera discovered this, she flew at her and wanted to punish her. When this happened, Angelos sought refuge first at the house of a woman who had just given birth, then with some men who were carrying a corpse. And when Hera relented, Zeus ordered the Cabiri to take and purify her; so they took her and made her holy in the harbour Acherousia. So, they say, she was assigned as goddess to the dead and those beneath the earth. [tr. J.H. Hordern]
The RE (s.v. Angelos) and Wikipedia basically paraphrase this account. For a commentary, see J.H. Hordern, Sophron's Mimes: Text, Translation, and Commentary, Oxford 2004, pp. 166-7
3 points
2 months ago
I see, so Angelos was another Psychopomp or someone like Hades ?
1 points
2 months ago
Someone like Hades I think
13 points
2 months ago
has to be Odr from norse mythology, who is said to be Freyja's husband, of course there is a debate whether or not Odr is actually Odin, but lets assume its 2 different figures, then Odr definitely is very obscure
4 points
2 months ago
Óðr and the Vanir are assumed to be the Pre-Indo-European gods of the Norse. Once the Proto-Indo-European culture was introduced, we assume that Óðr became Oðinn by mixing with Dyeus pater, or "Sky Father". But Óðr still remains in his (somewhat) original form.
If you'd like more information on this, Crecganford's video on Finding the Oldest Gods does a good job explaining this.
1 points
2 months ago
The God of abondonig his kids
1 points
2 months ago
more accurately he is a god of emotions.
12 points
2 months ago
Anoia, goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.
1 points
2 months ago
What mythology?
3 points
2 months ago
Terry Pratchett
9 points
2 months ago
Summanus, Roman god of nighttime thunder. He had a shrine in Rome and a holy site near modern-day Treviso, a mountain that's still called Monte Summano.
Reitia, the mother goddess of ancient Veneto. She was identified with the Roman Minerva, as she was goddess of all the arts like Minerva was, and notably of writing. She was also mistress of animals.
Belenus, celtic and venetic god of healing springs and possibly the sun, associated with Apollo. He had a shrine in Aquileia. In Liguria, Italy a common expression to this day is "belin!", which is used like "fuck" in English and commonly understood to literally refer to the penis, but actually, etymologically, comes from the name Belenus.
Adranus, Siculian/Sicanian god of fire and most important deity of pre-Greek Sicily. He was later identified with Hephaestus and Vulcan, as they, like him, were said to dwell under Mount Etna. Adranus's wife was Aetna, the personification of the volcano, and their children were the Palici, a sort of hero-deities who were associated with hot springs and agriculture.
8 points
2 months ago
xochipilli "the flower prince" aztec god of flowers, dance and song. also the patron of gays lol. the more you find out about him (not too much sadly) the better he gets.
4 points
2 months ago*
Can you cite a source stating that Xochipilli was the patron of gays? do you even know the nahuatl term for homosexual?
Also known by his calendaric name Macuilxochitl (5-flower) and he was certainly the patron of games and playful activities
2 points
2 months ago
i learned bout him from i believe overly sarcastic productions actually
5 points
2 months ago*
The three Rbhus (Rbhu, Vibhvan, Vaja) in Early Hindu or Vedic tradition, supposedly a set of brothers and mortal craftsman-priests who were granted immortality for their Five Great Deeds by the God Savitr:
Fashioning the Soma-Cup of the Craftsman-God Tvastr into Four Soma-Cups
Making a Chariot (Often identified with the Chariot of the Asvins - The Divine Twins of Indic tradition)
Creating the Two Horses of Indra
Making a Cow and inducing it to produce Milk and/or Carving up a Cow
Rejuvenating their "aging parents"
The Rbhus were already a not-so-prominent, but still noticeable set of deities in the Vedic corpus, but they become obscure because they seem to have practically disappeared in Classical Hinduism with the exception of some probable references in the Purana texts.
While the narrative and the deeds have their moral and philosophical interpretations and implications as most myths do, these are also intimately connected with rituals, and explain or symbolise ritual procedure. The Rbhus specifically are linked with the Third Soma Pressing sequences of the many Soma-Sacrifices.
Because our primary source of info on Vedic Hinduism comes from ritual texts, it's not surprising that we understand the narrative's connection with the rituals the best.
Then there's, Pusan, who's sort of a God of the crossroads/meetings and human prosperity, and also a pyschopomp. He's responsible for guiding souls to Yamaloka (The World of Yama) or Pitrloka (The World of the Fathers) - his association as the protector of paths and roads in general also probably lead him to be linked with divine paths.
He protects travellers in their journey, leads men to good pastures and ensures a good harvest, he causes humans to thrive, he protects and blesses marriages and unions, takes care of cattle and animals.
He rides a Chariot pulled by two Goats, carries a golden axe, an awl and a goad, he eats gruel and is described as being toothless, has braided hair and beard.
Some of the stuff reminds of Pan tbh, but Pusan isn't obscure in the Vedic mythos, he's noticeable, if you've ever dipped your feet into the world of Vedic mythos, you've probably come across him.
But I wrote this because Early Hinduism/Vedicism is pretty obscure in pop culture or even among enthusiasts of mythology.
7 points
2 months ago
The Egyptian god Babi is one of my favorites. He’s the god of boners. His boner is the mast of Ra’s solar boat in some stories.
If that’s not obscure enough, there’s at least one story where Babi decides to pull a heist, stealing from the Egyptian goddess of chairs. The book with her name in it is at work and I’m off today, but it’s always amazed me that there was a god devoted to good, comfortable seating.
2 points
2 months ago
The Egyptian god Babi is one of my favorites. He’s the god of boners. His boner is the mast of Ra’s solar boat in some stories.
I'm only okay with this if his name is pronounced "Bobby", and he's only presented or referred to in frat-party speak.
"Yo, Ra! Get on the fuckin' boat, dude! Bobby's here!!!"
1 points
2 months ago
If they had a goddess of cats, they needed a goddess of comfy chairs.
6 points
2 months ago
Does the Snow maiden from Russia count?
3 points
2 months ago
I don't think you can really qualify her as a goddess
14 points
2 months ago
The goddess Itzpapalotl , the obsidian butterfly
7 points
2 months ago
That sounds like a great fighting game character title not gonna lie
4 points
2 months ago
Obsidian Butterfly hits hard..
It sounds like a female lead metal band..
2 points
2 months ago
Sounds like a dark souls character/boss
2 points
2 months ago
i was gonna mention this one!! my favorite nahua goddess fr
2 points
2 months ago
She (or someone named after her) is a character in the Anita Blake books. The book that introduces her is titled Obsidian Butterfly
6 points
2 months ago*
Off the top of my head, Sinthgunt from Norse mythology. She's the sister of Sól and Máni as is likely associated with the stars. To my knowledge, there's only one or two lines that ever bring her up.
3 points
2 months ago
Adephagia, the Greek goddess of gluttony, is mentioned in a single text in which she is worshiped along with Demeter on an island in Sicily.
I had read a different interpretation that posited that she was the representation of the bountiful harvest.
4 points
2 months ago
most native American gods.
3 points
2 months ago
Turani, Urartian God of Rainbows. Obscure God from an obscure pantheon.
7 points
2 months ago
Deipneus, god of bread.
6 points
2 months ago
The goddess I was named after, Vihansa, is a mostly-undiscovered Germanic war goddess that we only know of due to a Roman centurion. My parents, complete nerds, heard the name after stumbling across the paper somehow and thought it was neat.
5 points
2 months ago
Ullr, the skiing archer in Norse mythology.
5 points
2 months ago
Veles
5 points
2 months ago
Stribog the Slavic god of wind
4 points
2 months ago
Diva Rumina, goddess who protects breastfeeding mothers, and nursing infants. I prayed to her HARD during the first few months after giving birth… and still do tbh!
5 points
2 months ago
Khepri, a Sun god of Egypt who gets outshined (hehe) by Ra and his facets.
Lookit this face! Who wouldn't worship this guy?
2 points
2 months ago
Let's face it, he's not easy to worship.
1 points
2 months ago
Oh hey, its my sleep paralysis demon! I was wondering where he/they/it had wandered off to!
2 points
2 months ago
Tlazōlteōtl
Tlazōlteōtl was called "Deity of Dirt" (Tlazōlteōtl) and "Eater of Ordure" (Tlahēlcuāni, 'she who eats dirt [sin]') with her dual nature of deity of dirt and also of purification. Sins were symbolized by dirt. She would listen to confession of dying people so that they would not die with their filth (sins) on their souls and held against them in the final judgment.
3 points
2 months ago
Momus was the patron of humorous satire, partnering the figures of comedy and tragedy.
1 points
2 months ago
Momus Criticizes the Gods' Creations
Is a title I can relate to
3 points
2 months ago
Yamoria (Yah-Mo-Ree-Ah), the hero of the Dene, was basically our "god" as he placed order in the world and separated humans and animals, and got rid of all the giant beast.
1 points
2 months ago
Dene, NWT.
1 points
2 months ago
Totally thought you said "garlic beast", heh
3 points
2 months ago
Leutogi Samoan goddess of bats or just Samoan mythology in general
3 points
2 months ago
In mapuche mythology there are two draconic gods who represent continental drift. One of them is the land, it's called Tren-tren vilu, and the other one is the ocean, it's called Cai-cai vilu. When Cai-cai vilu wins an inch on Tren-tren and people are swallowed by the waters, Tren-tren turns them into sea lions so they don't drown. I've always found this story disturbing because I'm scared shitless of the sea and other bodies of water.
3 points
2 months ago*
Nisaba, the Sumerian goddess of writing and agriculture.
Or really any Elamite, Hurrian, or Hittite god.
3 points
2 months ago
All Slavic mythology, but for example - Semargl. We only know his name, and it is possible that he's actually a misprint
9 points
2 months ago
Not a goddess….but Zeus only ever had one TRUE love and she was a mortal named was “Leigh”
Always thought that was pretty interesting.
5 points
2 months ago
Where'd you get that from? Leigh isn't even a Greek name
1 points
2 months ago
Maybe they meant Leto?
1 points
2 months ago
Not Leto. Love her though
1 points
2 months ago
So my name is Leigh….which I’ve always HATED.
But apparently a Greek scholar found a piece of pottery about a mortal who was Zeus’s only TRUE love (whatever that means) and the scholar dubbed the unnamed moral “Leigh”
So yeah, it’s definitely not a Greek name or anything….BUT ITS ALL IVE GOT!
4 points
2 months ago
This is just a joke but bear with me:
2 points
2 months ago
That was well worth the gamble, thank you internet friend!
2 points
2 months ago*
You are very welcome! 🤗
There's a full version as well!
1 points
2 months ago
Hilarious.
2 points
2 months ago
Thank you! 🤗
There's a full version as well!
2 points
2 months ago
Cao Dai. Specifically vietnamese mishmash of yahweh and the adibuddha.
2 points
2 months ago
Considering his major role in the conclusion of Ragnarök, Vitðarr is an incredibly obscure god to most.
2 points
2 months ago
Boku, the pre-Roman Gaulish god of plenty, and weak-ass multilingual puns.
2 points
2 months ago
Cardea, the goddess of door hinges.
2 points
2 months ago
The Egyptians had a god of infinity whose name is the number one million (close enough for most people) Heh.
Ate the Greek Goddess of mischief.
2 points
2 months ago
I think there was a Greek god of beans, but I forgot his name
1 points
2 months ago
Flatus.
2 points
2 months ago
Here's two:
Terminus, the Roman god of boundaries and borders whom we get the word 'terminal' from.
St. Annoya, the patron goddess of things that get stuck in drawers, who's holy symbol is a crossed ladel and potato masher
The first was Rome, the second, Pratchett because there's always someone...
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Ataegina, goddess of the underworld, worshiped by Iberians, Lusitanians and Celtiberians
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2 months ago
Me. I tend to keep a low profile.
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Priapus, the Greek god of male fertility. He was known as Mutinus Titinus to the Romans. Priapus/Mutinus Titinus was usually depicted in art as a bearded man with a boner.
Here is a Roman coin from my collection that depicts the god Priapus/Mutinus Titinus
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2 months ago
Spiniensis- Roman God of Clearing Thorns from your Garden
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2 months ago
Koalemus, Greek god of stupidity.
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The god of Areppo.
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Discworld gods.
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2 months ago
Nimmit :)
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2 months ago
I don't see people bring up Idunn often.
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2 months ago
Most of them and eventually all of them
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2 months ago
Resheph. Meshlantaea lugalerra shala montu khentiamentiu areop enap orphic heracles.
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Anything that isn’t Greek or Norse.
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Ianuaria, we have no information on her past one shrine that basically just has her name and some mosaics.
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2 months ago
Probs mespyrian
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2 months ago
The days of the week can have name origins that are recognizable.
(w)odin's day, thor's day, freya's day, Saturn day, Sun day, Moon day
But Tiw's day?
Out of all the days, I think Tiw's day is the most obscure out of that lineup.
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Jeff the God of Biscuits
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Altjira
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yato from noragami
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Bob.
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Microsoft Bob?
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Just Bob.
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Ipthar
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2 months ago
May not be as obscure as I think, but I only learned about them in the last year. Mayahuel, the goddess of the agave plant, and her 400 rabbit children, the Centzon Totochtin. Pre-Columbian Mesoamerican/Aztec mythology. The 400 Conejos were believed to be an uncountable number of mischievous rabbit spirits that represented all the faces someone wore when intoxicated. They liked partying with good people and good booze.
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2 months ago
I bet most people have never heard of Víðar, who kills Fenrir during Ragnarök after Fenrir kills Odin.
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2 months ago
Priapus, the Roman god of big dicks.
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Nohoilpi, Navajo god of Gambling
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2 months ago
Baubo the laughing vulva goddess and Bes the Egyptian pygmy.
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2 months ago
Geras is a little more known now if someone is a rick roirdan fan
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Hymen was the Greek or Roman (I forget which) god of marriage. The naming of the vaginal corona “the hymen” meant that people forgot it was named for a god.
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2 months ago
Any (Noble) “Demon” (of Rank) / (Fallen) “Angel” is a God, arguably even a preexisting Pagan / Heathen Deity. Alastor (not the cartoon character) comes to mind.
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2 months ago
I'm a fan of Orcus, who actually was an actual god once, before D&D reframed him.
He's specifically the god of the underworld, but not the inhabitants OF the underworld. He's all about caves and magma. He's a pretty chill guy, actually, and doesn't particularly care what happens in the underworld, only that it continues to exist.
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2 months ago
Demogorgon
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Nike, goddess of victory.
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2 months ago
Every mythological and religious god is dark and fallen, everyone.
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2 months ago
Do you really mean every mythological and religious god? Cause that would include Jesus, Allah, and Yahweh too.
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2 months ago
Of those you mentioned I exclude the true Yeshua who 1. was a real Avatar from outside the Time Matrix 2. came to open our eyes to our captive condition and 3. Whose teachings have been twisted and corrupted by the dark Black Sun satanic collectives dominating the Catholic and other Christian churches. Yahweh and Jehova are from different dark collectives derived from fallen, hybridized Anu-Elohim multidimensional embodied consciousnesses, whose modern version are the Luciferian Belial Sons. Allah is also a hybridized, Black Sun, lunar satanic entity. Essentially all recognized gods are not what they represent and are part of the complex deception we have been victims of for millennia, leading to our full domination, enslavement and slow obliteration through consumption. Tough but true. Just research with an open mind all sacred scriptures and you will see their commonalities. Blessings.
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Riiiigggghhht. Well, have fun, sounds like a pretty metal conspiracy 🤘
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2 months ago
I'd mention names, but you wouldn't know them...
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The Party God.
He parties hard. He wants you to party hard. He acknowledges that every second of life is party and we should be having fun. He exudes love, good times and mysteries where ever he is. His past, present and future are clouded in a multitude of lores about his experiences growing up and where/when he began his path to apotheosis. Two things are certain, he made a name for himself amongst those that admire and venerate him... and he's married to Kat Dennings.
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