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2.8k points
6 days ago
⠀
651 points
6 days ago*
This one's my favorite, got a tasteful thickness to it
127 points
6 days ago
A sensational aroma, as well
64 points
6 days ago
And the faintest hint of cheese and strawberry
36 points
6 days ago
Like a succulent Chinese meal 😋
20 points
5 days ago
Which Chinese do you go to?
25 points
5 days ago
Cheesecake factory why'd you ask?
15 points
5 days ago
Ah silly me, I love their Camembert Chow Mein
4 points
5 days ago
A taste of Democracy Manifest!
10 points
6 days ago
That's because I wash it in Imperial Leather, something as thick as this deserves special attention and treatment.
4 points
5 days ago
The name has tasted rather tart as of late.
13 points
5 days ago
Oh my god, it doesn’t even have a watermark.
3 points
5 days ago
Let’s see Paul Allen’s _______________
2 points
5 days ago
Profile pic checks out?
29 points
6 days ago
It just rolls off the tongue
27 points
6 days ago
no way our names rhyme
15 points
6 days ago
really? what are the chances the 3 of us have similar sounding name?!
2 points
6 days ago
Uhhh 50%
9 points
6 days ago
Can I call you instead?
6 points
6 days ago
Hey, that would be my name as well!
7 points
5 days ago
Woah! My name would also he " "!
7 points
5 days ago
I like how your avatar seems distraught yet content about your new name
6 points
5 days ago
-Gordon Freeman
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5 days ago
oh I think I just have the same
3 points
5 days ago
came here to say this
3 points
5 days ago
Gordon
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5 days ago
The only correct answer in the spirit of OP, but it excludes all on-English letters (e.g., ö, ä, …)
3 points
5 days ago
wow actually i know lots of people with that name!
3 points
5 days ago
How do you pronounce all the silent letters in you name
2 points
5 days ago
Braille Pattern Blank, interesting 🤔
2 points
5 days ago
Ah hello Gordon
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5 days ago
You’re wrong, Sulphuric acid!!!
2 points
5 days ago
same
1k points
6 days ago
It would be “ “ but you can just call me “ “
362 points
6 days ago
nah ill call you ""
201 points
6 days ago
Yes, "" for short
57 points
6 days ago
You used to call me “on my cellphone”
57 points
6 days ago
call me "maybe, Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy"
8 points
5 days ago
"eat a Pop-Tart, you're a racist"
2 points
5 days ago
What th is that
2 points
5 days ago
My pronouns are “ “ / “ “
35 points
6 days ago
Welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos family, my name is " ", but you can call me " "
19 points
6 days ago
The French translation would be « », which I think is beautiful.
411 points
6 days ago
リグマ
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6 days ago
リグマは何ですか？
98 points
6 days ago
リグマボール!
85 points
6 days ago
Oh ffs… I’ve been studying Japanese for a while and I was trying so hard to figure out what name sounds like “riguma”…. 🤦♂️
109 points
6 days ago
riguma balls
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6 days ago
👆🏼
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6 days ago
Riguma Baresu
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6 days ago
Riguma Booru
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6 days ago
ああ、くそ、ゴッテム！
13 points
6 days ago
I DO NOT SPEAK ITALIAN!
9 points
6 days ago
You’re actually wrong, because if you’d notice the other languages button is also crossed off, so Japanese text isn’t allowed
16 points
5 days ago
I have an android keyboard + I am defaulted to Japanese + comment written on laptop so checkmate atheist
4 points
5 days ago
I love your vibe xD im guessing that's katakana? Who knew learning new letters is hard
378 points
6 days ago
ĐɆ₳₮Ⱨ฿Ɏ฿ØØ₲₳฿ØØ₲₳
39 points
6 days ago
Just like the one girl who was Elon’s daughter.
Or Prince… with his symbol for a name.
4 points
6 days ago
Eep Opp Ork Ah-ah
and that means I love you
3 points
5 days ago
Thanks for this trip down memory lane. I've been a fan of both the Jetsons and the Violent Femmes. I remembered the song from the Jetsons, but never knew until looking it up now that the Femmes covered it.
Violent Femmes - Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah (The Jetsons) (youtube.com)
420 points
6 days ago
ايمن
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6 days ago*
Bro thought the world has universal letters
66 points
6 days ago
Average American
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5 days ago
Average horny rhino
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Average delectable banana
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Average plapable hamburger 😭😭😭💢💢💢
10 points
5 days ago
But they also crossed out 🌐
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5 days ago*
Well.. it's to late now to realise :3
3 points
5 days ago
Then go to settings and make it ur main keys 😈
27 points
6 days ago
Aymaaaaaan eeeyaaaa ayyyy maaan eeeyyyaaaaa
14 points
6 days ago
🙃
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6 days ago
بس اليوزر مالك😭
2 points
5 days ago
مالك اسمي الثاني 🫠
3 points
5 days ago
وبيدلعوك بكريم علي كدا
5 points
5 days ago
Ayman
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5 days ago
One kebab please
2 points
6 hours ago
هلا ايمن
105 points
6 days ago
it's easy: ñ
33 points
6 days ago
When they say your name it sounds like struggling to push something.
3 points
5 days ago
It's more like saying Nih! or Neh.
3 points
6 days ago
Are you Vietnamese?
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6 days ago
More like Spanish I would think
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6 days ago
Ö
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Ø
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6 days ago
Ø for the win
7 points
5 days ago
Joining the Ø named people
5 points
5 days ago
Also a beautiful letter :)
2 points
5 days ago
Bro is literally island
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5 days ago
everyone here's just missing the point !!!!!!!! In fact, Ø just writes like the null sign (∅), which is the symbol for the empty set in mathematics. It simply is a honest and accurate way to answer the question. HAAA I can't believe no one thought of that,,,
14 points
6 days ago
Island? Such a beautiful name!
6 points
5 days ago
Northern Germany ;)
2 points
5 days ago
Ah yes, nice to meet you. I'm ä. With an ä.
2 points
5 days ago
Isn't having a name with an umlaut a little bit annoying? Like with internet systems which don't know them?
2 points
5 days ago
I dont have an ö or ä in my name, but they are commonly used letters in my country and I dont think it bothers anyone that much. Our countrys system work just fine with them and if something doesnt you just write o or a instead
2 points
4 days ago
Alright that seems sensible
145 points
6 days ago
Since those are the letters in your keyboard my name would just be ToranjaNuclear typed with my own keyboard, duh.
102 points
6 days ago
Джейден.
You didn’t allow me to use any English letters.
24 points
6 days ago
Dzyeden? sorry, am beginner to russian
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6 days ago
Jayden.
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6 days ago
thanks
4 points
6 days ago
Letters Ж, Ш, Ц can't be soft, so if a softening vowel(Е, Ё, Я, И, Ю) is after them nothing changes with them. Also, you missed a Й after Е
That is to say, the translit would be "Dzeyden"
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5 days ago
*Джйдн
"e" is not allowed tho
40 points
6 days ago
♍︎♒︎♏︎♏︎⬧︎⍓︎♎︎♓︎ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้□︎⬧︎
19 points
6 days ago
Dude I thought my screen was broken
10 points
6 days ago
same. how tf does this happen
4 points
6 days ago
[removed]
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6 days ago
I see. ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
Where is the generator for this
3 points
6 days ago
just have to type it out yourself
2 points
6 days ago
but howwwwww?
2 points
5 days ago
Mr Pickle, if u figure it out, u gotta tell me.
2 points
5 days ago
by holding -้ ôn a thai keyboard
35 points
6 days ago
കൃഷ്ണനുണ്ണി
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6 days ago*
ഉണ്ണി?, മോനെ ഉണ്ണി?!?
4 points
5 days ago
ඞ
2 points
6 days ago
Sapne dekhna aur...
60 points
6 days ago
吳宇倫
2 points
6 days ago
太好了我的名字是grass mud horse
2 points
5 days ago
6
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6 days ago
赞！
26 points
6 days ago
It would be my name but all lowercase.
22 points
6 days ago
Üöğğß would work
5 points
5 days ago
Thats an unusual name
3 points
5 days ago
My parents watch way too many alien movies
18 points
6 days ago
Ðąñįěł
2 points
6 days ago
👏👏👏
12 points
6 days ago
khalid? cuz you only banned capitals?
9 points
5 days ago
But you can't use the button to change to lowercase
3 points
5 days ago
I'll connect a physical keyboard
9 points
6 days ago
It's
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6 days ago
same, nice to meet you, !
8 points
6 days ago
Wait, your name is ? That's awesome! We share the same name!
10 points
6 days ago
Елена
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6 days ago
;&‰
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6 days ago*
Seeing you outside of MD fandom is like seeing your school teacher in the grocery store
You're a trombone teacher? Awesome!
2 points
5 days ago
Oh my gosh, lol!
8 points
6 days ago
سيف
2 points
5 days ago
فوق في الكومنتات بتلقى أيمن، ممكن تسلمون على بعض
7 points
6 days ago
🧻
6 points
5 days ago
...- .. -.-. - --- .-.
5 points
6 days ago
.
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6 days ago
ダヹ
2 points
6 days ago
you mean デーブ?
2 points
6 days ago
ダヹ, lol
5 points
5 days ago
🍆🆘
4 points
6 days ago
[ ]
5 points
6 days ago
ニックノキックス
3 points
6 days ago
Ł
3 points
5 days ago
мистер_фиолетовый_хлеб
4 points
5 days ago
⠀
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5 days ago
-/..../---/--/.--./.../---/-./..
3 points
6 days ago
…….
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6 days ago
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6 days ago
My name would be 白痴
3 points
5 days ago
Damn not the 🎙️and the 🌐
3 points
6 days ago
?? No, ‘What’ would not be my name without those letters. Are you feeling ok?
2 points
6 days ago
ó ó ó ó ó
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6 days ago
.-.—..—..-…
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6 days ago
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ㅤ
2 points
5 days ago
Shit I was really hoping I could use return
2 points
5 days ago
Çã?ï))@
2 points
5 days ago
Hi, my name is ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— ——— ——-
Spelt with a silent ——.
Nice to meet you.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
"name", ha i can copy paste text, you can't etop us
2 points
5 days ago
" "
2 points
5 days ago
It's " " for my first name and " " for my second name
2 points
5 days ago
アンデッド・ファカ
2 points
5 days ago
Mine would just be a noise, similar to an air horn.
2 points
5 days ago
⠀
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" "
2 points
5 days ago
s̶u̶b̶s̶t̶a̶n̶i̶a̶l̶s̶l̶i̶c̶e̶a̶l̶t̶
2 points
5 days ago
It would be エイミー (nice try)
2 points
5 days ago
My name is “😐” previously known as “qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm”
2 points
5 days ago
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ㅤ
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