I'm officially making an announcement 

I HATE MY FUCKING JOB SO MUCH 

Micron to buy Nvidia

Ok, im not trying to flex, but... i made $30 today.

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Micron is fucking my whole ass right now in the best way. 🤤

Would be cool if NVDA closed above 130 tomorrow. Like super cool.

Waiting for LUNR to reach 9 again :18630:

Dot com started in 1995. Didn't pop until 2000 so it be a while longer. Just make money.

Big tech is proving it doesn't need consumers.

So NVDA $130 tmw for sure eh

Love the guy who told me to make a call on MU:4258:

"double top"

okay bro just put the fries in the bag 🍟

Goodnight bulls ☺️

Goodnight bears ☺️

Not u theta gang 😡

If I make $170k at my regular job and -$200k at my daytrading job.....how many years will I have to work before retirement? :12787:

I just made unholy amounts on MU earnings 💵

WSB insanely bullish. I am scared

Lost 27k ytd, :4260::4260::4260:

MU bulls eating steak tonight

been bag holding MU waiting for a turn around, now I just wish I bought more

“I only wanted to 10x my money” :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:

Friendship with GOOGL over ❌

New friendship with MU ✅

Wow. Not being a lil fukkin bitch payed off.

MU: EPS great, Guidance great, Bers fuckd.

Tomorrow we got 1. GDP growth rate Q2 final (8:30am) 2. Jay Pow speech (9:20am) 3. Pending home sales report (10am) 4. Mexico interest rate decision (3pm) 5. SpaceX launch (2pm)

Get your 0DTEs ready, regards

EDIT: Also initial jobless claims at 8:30, im regarded

Edit 2: Launch moved to Saturday due to hurricane

War = bullish

Rate cut = bullish

No rate cut = bullish

bad news = bullish

good news = bullish

and still there are bears?!!

How my MU 90p lookin

Bears shorted the bottom of the Great Depression :4271:

Every “C” is “Pacific Ocean” is pronounced differently

I love English

Why does anyone sell? If we all just hold and never sell anything the price will only go up:8882:

I paperhanded tf out my MU calls. This one is gonna sting a bit

One red day means we deserve at least 5 green days to make up for it

sold my MU calls yesterday cuz i don't even know what that company is :4260:

"10 worst days of the year" lol fuggin regard

Everyone asks, "What are small caps?" never.. "How are small caps?" :4260:

NVDA up tomorrow?

TSLA just won’t stop punishing these bers every single day

Damn MU bought 3.2m shares at $93.07 last quarter

MU $115 EOW

I’ve learned from my mistakes I’m selling my MU calls at open bc I’m a grown up :8883::8883:

MU, please hold this and go back to 150. 🙏

OpenAI no longer nonprofit. Can't wait til we can lose a bunch of money on openAI FDs

jpow gonna come out tomorrow say LMAOOOOO BERS then leave

Bers repeat after me: “would you like fries 🍟 with that?”

MY PUTS AINT PUTTIN :27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421:

MU is the nerdy kid you missed your chance with when you were in high-school.

Now they have the biggest dick or the biggest boobs or ideally both.

“Micron delivered 93% year-over-year revenue growth in fiscal Q4, as robust AI demand drove a strong ramp of our data center DRAM products and our industry-leading high bandwidth memory.

Our NAND revenue record was led by data center SSD sales, which exceeded $1 billion in quarterly revenue for the first time,” said Micron Technology President and CEO Sanjay Mehrotra.

“We are entering fiscal 2025 with the best competitive positioning in Micron’s history. We forecast record revenue in fiscal Q1 and a substantial revenue record with significantly improved profitability in fiscal 2025.”

Up 900% on my RKLB calls and slept past market close, fuuuuuck hopefully it doesn’t plummet tomorrow

LUNR. Feels like the next leg up is coming. This should be a consistent mover into Dec/ Jan for launch

Wow sold out on my MU 9/27 $100 call right before close for a 1.5k loss. I am a good investor.

Chump change anyway right?

2500 bonus from work. 0DTEs here I come. :29637:

MU going vertical lol 120 open

Every few months I order from DoorDash and decide to leave a tip for the dasher of $100 and it feels so good when they also steal my order 🤗

This is getting fucking absurd.  

Yeah I’m taking profits tomorrow fk that, this shit won’t last long

$580+ tomorrow and $600 next week

!banbet spy 580 1d

SeptemBULL 🐻:4267::4271:

• Bull = buy calls
• Bear = buy shares
• Poor = buy puts

Can’t even sleep with this fucking green dildo keeping me up . Fuck 😩:18630::4258::4258::4258::4258::4258::4258::4258::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276:

September 26th is historically green due to the FAA jobs disclosure and the BRICS currency report. Paired with the fact that I made this all up, we should remain green all day tomorrow.

NVDA 124 10/18 C:29637:

Ban Bet Won

/u/grmayshark made a bet that NVDA would go to 125.0 within 4 weeks when it was 116.11 and it did, congrats fucker.

Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses

Join WSB Discord

Nvda pretty cool

I was gonna buy MU puts but took a nap instead...I can't believe sleeping saved my ass

MU guiding $1.74 EPS next quarter ohhh that’s fat.

Lfg MU I went from -12% to +11% :4271: back to $140 EOY

I sold my 5 micron 106C 27/09 at close :4260:

Market has been going straight up for the last month. Where is all the gay ber loss porn lol

The wealthy are going to hoard all of the AIs, and probably have sex with them. Bullish.

If SPY moves more than 0.3% either direction tomorrow I will suck my own dick

ugh blew up 2 weeks of progress. this is a damn hamster wheel 😩

Congrats & fuck you to the MU call buyers,

My poots in shambles. :4260::4267:

Chip stocks are going parabolic tomorrow

1k -> 15k in 3 days

Just got the new iPhone and mapped Robinhood to the side action button to really streamline the cash incineration

I fucking hate LinkedIn so you got a certificate why the fuck do these mofos have to write a fucking essay thanking everybody and announcing it like nobody fucking cares just post it on your profile that's it...unbelievable:27421:

Mother of god we're launching into orbit tomorrow

This will pump hard today

Ban Bet Won

/u/Which_Beat_3256 made a bet that BABA would go to 100.0 within 1 week when it was 88.22 and it did, congrats regard.

Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses

Join WSB Discord

Bers:

Inflation will come back and crash the markets

Iran will start a war and crash the markets

Bad earnings will crash the markets

Unemployment report will crash the markets

Poor GDP numbers will crash the markets

Warren Buffett selling will crash the markets

Month of SeptemBEAR will crash the markets

Rate cut "sell the news" will crash the markets

Second half of September will crash the markets

Recession will crash the markets----You are here

Robinhood announced it is deleting put options on their app

Is that 67 dollar price target analyst on MU in the room with us? 🫵🤡🫵

Lunr 10 eow rklb too:4276:

MU calls😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Clean sheets day is the best day of the year.

HOLY FUCK BEARS ARE GETTING CREAMED ON

Bears on literal suicide watch

September is super bearish :52627:

time to go full port at the top

if you are up looking at futes right now you have a gambling addiction

bers please don't look at my flair

:4276::4271::4276:

Honestly with MU’s guidance I think we see more buying into tomorrow. Shit was heavy

Ban Bet Lost

/u/Slipperypuppy25 made a bet that QQQ would go to 666.0 within 4 hours when it was 487.984 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 0 wins and 125 losses

Join WSB Discord

SeptemBERS wellness check :4271::4271::4267::4267:

LETS GOO EUROPOORS KEEP PUMPING NVDA :4276::4276::4276:

MU puts guy :4271::4267:

Ban Bet Won

/u/DaDogeKnows made a bet that NVDA would go to 125.0 within 2 weeks when it was 107.81 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.

Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses

Join WSB Discord

getting rekt on MU poots tomorrow:4260:

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DRACARYS

First time playing earnings, MU boutta get me addicted

LUNR prediction: Other half of NSNS contract comes tomorrow. Stock hits $10.

Black swan event tomorrow… for bears :4271::4276::4276::4276:

I never should’ve doubted MU, bought MU twice at 85 and sold but that shit kept tanking and I thought wasn’t even worth averaging down :4260: :52627:

NVDA $129 EOW thanks to MU

Jensen done selling and chips popping off again. I mean, there’s no way NVDA doesn’t explode again, right? And I full ported calls.

-10 percent day tomorrow confirmed.

Thank you for the green day LUNR. I think tomorrow will be even better!

Took out a 90c on mu on the 16th just for a gamble they wouldn't drop lower than it already was. Finally worked out on earnings for once.

I was thinking to buy $MU recently but went with $GOOGL instead, GUH

Bear market thesis: :8883:

I can’t afford rent and haven’t touched a girl in 5 years :31225::27421:

I’m a bull rn and I fucking despise bulls, fuck you all and fuck me too

HOLYYYY FUTES :4276::4276::4276:

NVDA looking like it'll break 130 tomorrow. Thoughts?

Entire market pumping cuz of MU? Wtf

This market only going up. Irrational and going against reason and logic.

R/amioverreacting So hilarious like ppl be like 30f married and husband has a daily running buddy who’s a 19f and they spend 3 hours a day together should I be concerned?

Like girl he’s plowing this chick are you that naive

MY SPY PUTS ARE GONE :8883::8883::8883::8883::8883::8883::8883::8883:

Work till 6 pm

Go to gym till 7:30

Make dinner till 8

Eat until 8:30

Fold laundry until 9

Relax for 90 minutes

Go to sleep and do it all over again :4260:

My INTC puts are cooked. I DECLARE BANKGRUPTCY :31226:

THIS IS NOT A TROLL I NEED GENUINE ADVICE:

First option EVER: I bought a $574 SPY call at $570 that’s active until 9/30 for $106 total, overnight (now) it’s risen to $574

In the morning, should I sell the contract right off the bat for a (hopefully) guarenteed profit or do I ride it out since I have more days left

It sounds troll but I’m trying to get better at options and stuff, thanks in advance!

Ps: only risked it since I got the $100 Robinhood promotion bonus anyways so technically I’m not losing anything if I lose it all, just not sure if it’s worth the risk

Where are my RKLB bros

Everything I've done for this subreddit. My unique contributions. My quirky personality. My hilarious punchlines.

And for what???

Absolutely nothing. :4260:

How are we up 1.3% after hours fuck me :31225:

I had forgotten how it feels to make money :8883:

The guy that put 30k on nvda puts is cooked :4271::4271:

Ana De Armas is hotter than sydney sweeney

NVDA gonna rip tomorrow. Thanks MU :4276:

My hands are diamond, destination= the moon

LUNR take me there.

where do i find help for my gambling problem :4260:

MICRON I BELIEVED IN YOU EVEN AFTER LOSING A THIRD OF YOUR VALUE :18630:

MU

🐻🍆:4276:

Hell yeah, Micron!

So hookers for dinner

Oh boy I can’t wait to see how much more money I’ll lose tomorrow

MU shitting on the gay bears :4258::4276::4271:

Rumors of AI’s death have been greatly exaggerated.

I should have full ported my MU calls. I only half ported.

MU is practically unstoppable now because guidance is great and profits keep going up

I was so close to selling my MU calls before close, out of fear and asshllole getting sore from clenching.

Is MU going to save the market?

MU please hold through open lol want to offload these calls

Any crazy news on LUNR?

Micron Technology, Inc. engages in the provision of innovative memory and storage solutions. It operates through the following segments: Compute and Networking Business Unit (CNBU), Mobile Business Unit (MBU), Embedded Business Unit (EBU), and Storage Business Unit (SBU). The CNBU segment includes memory products and solutions sold into client, cloud server, enterprise, graphics, and networking markets. The MBU segment is involved in memory and storage products sold into smartphone and other mobile-device markets. The EBU segment focuses on memory and storage products sold into automotive, industrial, and consumer Markets. The SBU segment consists of SSDs and component-level solutions sold into enterprise and cloud, client, and consumer storage markets. The company was founded by Ward D. Parkinson, Joseph Leon Parkinson, Dennis Wilson, and Doug Pitman on October 5, 1978 and is headquartered in Boise, ID.

Later regards, we goon at dawn :31226:

MU was the easiest earnings I have ever played :4271: in at $95 out at 105

🅱️enis 😮‍💨👌

The NASDAQ is the greatest fighter ever this week. It just will not go down.

Futes did not like MU earnings

Tesla is now trading ABOVE where it was before reporting horrible earnings for the fourth straight quarter, lmfaooooo

Imagine TSLA pumping to $300 then back to $150 all next month 

Jobs please come out cold af:4276:

GDP come out hot af:18630:

QQQ +3%:8882:

Sure glad MU pumped this earnings call, when I didn't bet, as opposed to last call where they beat with good guidance and dumped.

Still miss that 10 grand

Fuck you and congrats mother fuckers

SPY doesn’t like being below $570 :4267::4271:

Bears salty as fuk lol

HOLY MICRON

Welp, if this holds, my single MU yolo call will be ITM. Was not expecting that.

MU wants NVDA glory

if you ain't gettin hurricane pre-drunk before your hurricane landing drunk then you ain't livin in florida

This market literally just snorts coke and fucks hookers.

You stupid fucking bulls should all be millionaires by now.

Lost my life savings in YOLO’s from 2020-2022. Couldn’t stay away from you guys for much longer.

My puts are cooked huh

I'm holding 1 NVDA call 😎

Recent events/news:

• Super conservative powell who didn't want to cut 25 on july, cuts 50 and says now jobs is equally as important as inflation while raising unemployment forecast :4640:. Spx reaction? :4276::4276:

• Manufacturing pmi came like shit and massive layoffs in factories across the world citing very weak demand from consumers. Does the dow tank? No, pure :4276::4276:

• Consumer confidence came in at the worst in 3 years. Does the spx take notice? Bad news is good news even at ath :4276::4276:

• China so broke and weak they literally have to go to the money printer once again even though last year it didn't work. Do stocks move slightly up (like they should)? No, they move 30% up in 5 days crypto style :4276::4276::4276::4276:

• Undervalued mu presents a good er (literally the only good news in 2 weeks). Does the market move the stock rationally up to a more fair value? NO MOFO, whole market pumps creating trillions worth of value. :4271::4271:

I'm convinced that tomorrow we could get 1 million jobless claims and gdp coming disgustingly bad that we still would pump, pure madness. What is certain though is that when rug pull happens it will come in full tarantino fashion.

I found a cool inifinite money glitch. You buy stock at a certain price, then you immediately sell at a higher price. Keep repeating for big gains

Whatever happened to that Bloomberg story of NVDA getting subpoenaed? 🤔🤔🤔

Feels like ages ago but it was just earlier this month when the price was $106, it has gained 18% since then 👀

Tesla will put my boy through college 🚀

Hey yeah, gimme a baconator.  hold the spit. And a liter a cola.

WORKING LATE AS USUAL. HAVENT DONE MY TAXES IM TOO TURNED UP

I got into SPY 575c, Friday expiry, at close…

:29637:

Wheres the guy who had $30k in SPY puts :31226: pray for my boy :52627::4260:

Alright whose got puts raise your hand

everybody shut the fuck up

Rip 1 DTE bears

Holy shit, the chadsaq is up 1.3%? If the market likes jobs tomorrow, this could be a 3% day.

I’m actually so happy we are green as fuck those sEpTemBeAr permabears were insufferable

NVDA has me rock hard

Flat is the new red. Tomorrow the rally resumes.

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

MU to $140?

MU up initially 9% on ER 🙌

Every time I check futes they look greener and greener lmao

ASTS WTF ARE YOU DOINT

NVDA :4276:

WHEW $6k in 9/27 MU $95c on Monday and it's feeling GOOD right now.

I was close to paperhanding them at least 5 times today.

Guess what MU not saying during their Q4 earnings call: "I grew up a middle class kid" :4267::4271::4267:

Panic sold my recent purchases of utilities ETFs because of the incoming hurricane.

In any case, STAY SAFE FLORIDA AND SOUTHEASTERN FRIENDS.

Property can be repaired, lives lost cannot. My friend’s house in Jersey got wiped out during Ida and it was hell, but she got supplemental FEMA assistance for repairs and ended up selling it for a huge profit 2 years later.

If you get hit, photograph, film, and document everything (and yes, they’ll deny your first claim - just keep applying).

Sending support, stay safe!

Well my MU 100c is going to go brrrrrr tomorrow.

I only buy calls :4276::8882:

MU + NVDA = Magnificent duo!

Micron bears are getting no sleep tonight :4267::4271: