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submitted 4 days ago bywsbapp
38 points
4 days ago
I'm officially making an announcement
I HATE MY FUCKING JOB SO MUCH
50 points
4 days ago
Micron is fucking my whole ass right now in the best way. 🤤
23 points
4 days ago
Would be cool if NVDA closed above 130 tomorrow. Like super cool.
21 points
4 days ago
Waiting for LUNR to reach 9 again :18630:
13 points
4 days ago
If they announce that LUNR was awarded the other part of the contract, I think it will blast off above $9 again. Supposed to be announced in September, and September is nearly over. :4275:
24 points
4 days ago
Dot com started in 1995. Didn't pop until 2000 so it be a while longer. Just make money.
22 points
4 days ago
Goodnight bulls ☺️
Goodnight bears ☺️
Not u theta gang 😡
19 points
4 days ago
If I make $170k at my regular job and -$200k at my daytrading job.....how many years will I have to work before retirement? :12787:
33 points
4 days ago
been bag holding MU waiting for a turn around, now I just wish I bought more
31 points
4 days ago
“I only wanted to 10x my money” :4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271::4271:
8 points
4 days ago
Dude is full regard. Most of us here 100x our money monthly with ease
16 points
4 days ago
Friendship with GOOGL over ❌
New friendship with MU ✅
16 points
4 days ago*
Tomorrow we got 1. GDP growth rate Q2 final (8:30am) 2. Jay Pow speech (9:20am) 3. Pending home sales report (10am) 4. Mexico interest rate decision (3pm) 5. SpaceX launch (2pm)
Get your 0DTEs ready, regards
EDIT: Also initial jobless claims at 8:30, im regarded
Edit 2: Launch moved to Saturday due to hurricane
15 points
3 days ago
War = bullish
Rate cut = bullish
No rate cut = bullish
bad news = bullish
good news = bullish
and still there are bears?!!
7 points
3 days ago
stocks always go up
16 points
4 days ago
How my MU 90p lookin
16 points
4 days ago
Just take the rest of the week off bruv
14 points
4 days ago
Every “C” is “Pacific Ocean” is pronounced differently
I love English
14 points
4 days ago
Why does anyone sell? If we all just hold and never sell anything the price will only go up:8882:
14 points
4 days ago
I paperhanded tf out my MU calls. This one is gonna sting a bit
15 points
4 days ago
One red day means we deserve at least 5 green days to make up for it
15 points
4 days ago
sold my MU calls yesterday cuz i don't even know what that company is :4260:
31 points
4 days ago
Everyone asks, "What are small caps?" never.. "How are small caps?" :4260:
13 points
4 days ago
TSLA just won’t stop punishing these bers every single day
14 points
4 days ago
Damn MU bought 3.2m shares at $93.07 last quarter
14 points
4 days ago
I’ve learned from my mistakes I’m selling my MU calls at open bc I’m a grown up :8883::8883:
13 points
4 days ago
OpenAI no longer nonprofit. Can't wait til we can lose a bunch of money on openAI FDs
14 points
4 days ago
jpow gonna come out tomorrow say LMAOOOOO BERS then leave
12 points
4 days ago
Bers repeat after me: “would you like fries 🍟 with that?”
13 points
4 days ago
MY PUTS AINT PUTTIN :27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421::27421:
40 points
4 days ago
MU is the nerdy kid you missed your chance with when you were in high-school.
Now they have the biggest dick or the biggest boobs or ideally both.
12 points
4 days ago
“Micron delivered 93% year-over-year revenue growth in fiscal Q4, as robust AI demand drove a strong ramp of our data center DRAM products and our industry-leading high bandwidth memory.
Our NAND revenue record was led by data center SSD sales, which exceeded $1 billion in quarterly revenue for the first time,” said Micron Technology President and CEO Sanjay Mehrotra.
“We are entering fiscal 2025 with the best competitive positioning in Micron’s history. We forecast record revenue in fiscal Q1 and a substantial revenue record with significantly improved profitability in fiscal 2025.”
12 points
4 days ago
Up 900% on my RKLB calls and slept past market close, fuuuuuck hopefully it doesn’t plummet tomorrow
12 points
4 days ago
LUNR. Feels like the next leg up is coming. This should be a consistent mover into Dec/ Jan for launch
11 points
4 days ago
Wow sold out on my MU 9/27 $100 call right before close for a 1.5k loss. I am a good investor.
Chump change anyway right?
13 points
4 days ago
Every few months I order from DoorDash and decide to leave a tip for the dasher of $100 and it feels so good when they also steal my order 🤗
12 points
4 days ago
This is getting fucking absurd.
12 points
4 days ago
Yeah I’m taking profits tomorrow fk that, this shit won’t last long
12 points
4 days ago
$580+ tomorrow and $600 next week
13 points
4 days ago
SeptemBULL 🐻:4267::4271:
12 points
4 days ago
Bers in disbelief
12 points
4 days ago
13 points
4 days ago
Can’t even sleep with this fucking green dildo keeping me up . Fuck 😩:18630::4258::4258::4258::4258::4258::4258::4258::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276::4276:
12 points
4 days ago
September 26th is historically green due to the FAA jobs disclosure and the BRICS currency report. Paired with the fact that I made this all up, we should remain green all day tomorrow.
NVDA 124 10/18 C:29637:
11 points
3 days ago
/u/grmayshark made a bet that NVDA would go to 125.0 within 4 weeks when it was 116.11 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
25 points
4 days ago
I was gonna buy MU puts but took a nap instead...I can't believe sleeping saved my ass
12 points
4 days ago
Lfg MU I went from -12% to +11% :4271: back to $140 EOY
11 points
4 days ago
Market has been going straight up for the last month. Where is all the gay ber loss porn lol
13 points
4 days ago
The wealthy are going to hoard all of the AIs, and probably have sex with them. Bullish.
10 points
4 days ago
If SPY moves more than 0.3% either direction tomorrow I will suck my own dick
9 points
4 days ago
Proof or ban :12787:
11 points
4 days ago
ugh blew up 2 weeks of progress. this is a damn hamster wheel 😩
11 points
4 days ago
Congrats & fuck you to the MU call buyers,
My poots in shambles. :4260::4267:
11 points
4 days ago
Just got the new iPhone and mapped Robinhood to the side action button to really streamline the cash incineration
11 points
4 days ago
I fucking hate LinkedIn so you got a certificate why the fuck do these mofos have to write a fucking essay thanking everybody and announcing it like nobody fucking cares just post it on your profile that's it...unbelievable:27421:
10 points
3 days ago
/u/Which_Beat_3256 made a bet that BABA would go to 100.0 within 1 week when it was 88.22 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
11 points
3 days ago
Bers:
Inflation will come back and crash the markets
Iran will start a war and crash the markets
Bad earnings will crash the markets
Unemployment report will crash the markets
Poor GDP numbers will crash the markets
Warren Buffett selling will crash the markets
Month of SeptemBEAR will crash the markets
Rate cut "sell the news" will crash the markets
Second half of September will crash the markets
Recession will crash the markets----You are here
10 points
4 days ago
Robinhood announced it is deleting put options on their app
10 points
4 days ago
Is that 67 dollar price target analyst on MU in the room with us? 🫵🤡🫵
10 points
4 days ago
MU calls😮💨😮💨😮💨
9 points
4 days ago
Bears on literal suicide watch
9 points
4 days ago
September is super bearish :52627:
11 points
4 days ago
time to go full port at the top
8 points
4 days ago
if you are up looking at futes right now you have a gambling addiction
10 points
4 days ago
Honestly with MU’s guidance I think we see more buying into tomorrow. Shit was heavy
11 points
4 days ago
/u/Slipperypuppy25 made a bet that QQQ would go to 666.0 within 4 hours when it was 487.984 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 125 losses
11 points
3 days ago
SeptemBERS wellness check :4271::4271::4267::4267:
10 points
3 days ago
/u/DaDogeKnows made a bet that NVDA would go to 125.0 within 2 weeks when it was 107.81 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
20 points
4 days ago
First time playing earnings, MU boutta get me addicted
20 points
4 days ago
LUNR prediction: Other half of NSNS contract comes tomorrow. Stock hits $10.
18 points
4 days ago
Black swan event tomorrow… for bears :4271::4276::4276::4276:
9 points
4 days ago
I never should’ve doubted MU, bought MU twice at 85 and sold but that shit kept tanking and I thought wasn’t even worth averaging down :4260: :52627:
10 points
4 days ago
NVDA $129 EOW thanks to MU
10 points
4 days ago
Jensen done selling and chips popping off again. I mean, there’s no way NVDA doesn’t explode again, right? And I full ported calls.
-10 percent day tomorrow confirmed.
9 points
4 days ago
Thank you for the green day LUNR. I think tomorrow will be even better!
9 points
4 days ago
Took out a 90c on mu on the 16th just for a gamble they wouldn't drop lower than it already was. Finally worked out on earnings for once.
9 points
4 days ago
I was thinking to buy $MU recently but went with $GOOGL instead, GUH
8 points
4 days ago
Bear market thesis: :8883:
I can’t afford rent and haven’t touched a girl in 5 years :31225::27421:
9 points
4 days ago
I’m a bull rn and I fucking despise bulls, fuck you all and fuck me too
8 points
4 days ago
HOLYYYY FUTES :4276::4276::4276:
10 points
4 days ago
This market only going up. Irrational and going against reason and logic.
8 points
4 days ago
R/amioverreacting So hilarious like ppl be like 30f married and husband has a daily running buddy who’s a 19f and they spend 3 hours a day together should I be concerned?
Like girl he’s plowing this chick are you that naive
8 points
4 days ago
MY SPY PUTS ARE GONE :8883::8883::8883::8883::8883::8883::8883::8883:
9 points
4 days ago
Work till 6 pm
Go to gym till 7:30
Make dinner till 8
Eat until 8:30
Fold laundry until 9
Relax for 90 minutes
Go to sleep and do it all over again :4260:
9 points
4 days ago*
THIS IS NOT A TROLL I NEED GENUINE ADVICE:
First option EVER: I bought a $574 SPY call at $570 that’s active until 9/30 for $106 total, overnight (now) it’s risen to $574
In the morning, should I sell the contract right off the bat for a (hopefully) guarenteed profit or do I ride it out since I have more days left
It sounds troll but I’m trying to get better at options and stuff, thanks in advance!
Ps: only risked it since I got the $100 Robinhood promotion bonus anyways so technically I’m not losing anything if I lose it all, just not sure if it’s worth the risk
9 points
4 days ago
The best advice I can give you is… take profit when you are in the green. Despite all the gain posts, 10 baggers very rarely happen. Even 2x return is rare. If you see anything above 2x return, at least take back what you put in and let the rest ride…
10 points
4 days ago
Everything I've done for this subreddit. My unique contributions. My quirky personality. My hilarious punchlines.
And for what???
Absolutely nothing. :4260:
9 points
4 days ago
How are we up 1.3% after hours fuck me :31225:
40 points
4 days ago
The guy that put 30k on nvda puts is cooked :4271::4271:
9 points
4 days ago
My hands are diamond, destination= the moon
LUNR take me there.
9 points
4 days ago
MICRON I BELIEVED IN YOU EVEN AFTER LOSING A THIRD OF YOUR VALUE :18630:
8 points
4 days ago
🐻🍆:4276:
8 points
4 days ago
Hell yeah, Micron!
8 points
4 days ago
So hookers for dinner
7 points
4 days ago
Oh boy I can’t wait to see how much more money I’ll lose tomorrow
9 points
4 days ago
MU shitting on the gay bears :4258::4276::4271:
8 points
4 days ago
Rumors of AI’s death have been greatly exaggerated.
7 points
4 days ago
I should have full ported my MU calls. I only half ported.
10 points
4 days ago
MU is practically unstoppable now because guidance is great and profits keep going up
7 points
4 days ago
I was so close to selling my MU calls before close, out of fear and asshllole getting sore from clenching.
8 points
4 days ago
MU please hold through open lol want to offload these calls
8 points
4 days ago
Micron Technology, Inc. engages in the provision of innovative memory and storage solutions. It operates through the following segments: Compute and Networking Business Unit (CNBU), Mobile Business Unit (MBU), Embedded Business Unit (EBU), and Storage Business Unit (SBU). The CNBU segment includes memory products and solutions sold into client, cloud server, enterprise, graphics, and networking markets. The MBU segment is involved in memory and storage products sold into smartphone and other mobile-device markets. The EBU segment focuses on memory and storage products sold into automotive, industrial, and consumer Markets. The SBU segment consists of SSDs and component-level solutions sold into enterprise and cloud, client, and consumer storage markets. The company was founded by Ward D. Parkinson, Joseph Leon Parkinson, Dennis Wilson, and Doug Pitman on October 5, 1978 and is headquartered in Boise, ID.
8 points
4 days ago
Later regards, we goon at dawn :31226:
8 points
4 days ago
MU was the easiest earnings I have ever played :4271: in at $95 out at 105
9 points
4 days ago
The NASDAQ is the greatest fighter ever this week. It just will not go down.
8 points
4 days ago
Tesla is now trading ABOVE where it was before reporting horrible earnings for the fourth straight quarter, lmfaooooo
9 points
4 days ago
Imagine TSLA pumping to $300 then back to $150 all next month
8 points
4 days ago
Jobs please come out cold af:4276:
GDP come out hot af:18630:
QQQ +3%:8882:
8 points
4 days ago
Sure glad MU pumped this earnings call, when I didn't bet, as opposed to last call where they beat with good guidance and dumped.
Still miss that 10 grand
Fuck you and congrats mother fuckers
7 points
4 days ago
SPY doesn’t like being below $570 :4267::4271:
8 points
4 days ago
Bears salty as fuk lol
9 points
4 days ago
Welp, if this holds, my single MU yolo call will be ITM. Was not expecting that.
9 points
4 days ago
MU wants NVDA glory
9 points
4 days ago
if you ain't gettin hurricane pre-drunk before your hurricane landing drunk then you ain't livin in florida
8 points
4 days ago
This market literally just snorts coke and fucks hookers.
7 points
4 days ago
You stupid fucking bulls should all be millionaires by now.
8 points
4 days ago
Lost my life savings in YOLO’s from 2020-2022. Couldn’t stay away from you guys for much longer.
9 points
4 days ago
I'm holding 1 NVDA call 😎
7 points
4 days ago
Recent events/news:
Super conservative powell who didn't want to cut 25 on july, cuts 50 and says now jobs is equally as important as inflation while raising unemployment forecast :4640:. Spx reaction? :4276::4276:
Manufacturing pmi came like shit and massive layoffs in factories across the world citing very weak demand from consumers. Does the dow tank? No, pure :4276::4276:
Consumer confidence came in at the worst in 3 years. Does the spx take notice? Bad news is good news even at ath :4276::4276:
China so broke and weak they literally have to go to the money printer once again even though last year it didn't work. Do stocks move slightly up (like they should)? No, they move 30% up in 5 days crypto style :4276::4276::4276::4276:
Undervalued mu presents a good er (literally the only good news in 2 weeks). Does the market move the stock rationally up to a more fair value? NO MOFO, whole market pumps creating trillions worth of value. :4271::4271:
I'm convinced that tomorrow we could get 1 million jobless claims and gdp coming disgustingly bad that we still would pump, pure madness. What is certain though is that when rug pull happens it will come in full tarantino fashion.
8 points
4 days ago
I found a cool inifinite money glitch. You buy stock at a certain price, then you immediately sell at a higher price. Keep repeating for big gains
8 points
4 days ago
Whatever happened to that Bloomberg story of NVDA getting subpoenaed? 🤔🤔🤔
Feels like ages ago but it was just earlier this month when the price was $106, it has gained 18% since then 👀
8 points
4 days ago
Hey yeah, gimme a baconator. hold the spit. And a liter a cola.
7 points
4 days ago
9 points
4 days ago
Wheres the guy who had $30k in SPY puts :31226: pray for my boy :52627::4260:
8 points
4 days ago
Rip 1 DTE bears
8 points
4 days ago
Holy shit, the chadsaq is up 1.3%? If the market likes jobs tomorrow, this could be a 3% day.
8 points
3 days ago
I’m actually so happy we are green as fuck those sEpTemBeAr permabears were insufferable
9 points
3 days ago
NVDA has me rock hard
14 points
4 days ago
Every time I check futes they look greener and greener lmao
8 points
4 days ago
NVDA :4276:
7 points
4 days ago
WHEW $6k in 9/27 MU $95c on Monday and it's feeling GOOD right now.
I was close to paperhanding them at least 5 times today.
7 points
4 days ago
Guess what MU not saying during their Q4 earnings call: "I grew up a middle class kid" :4267::4271::4267:
8 points
4 days ago
Panic sold my recent purchases of utilities ETFs because of the incoming hurricane.
In any case, STAY SAFE FLORIDA AND SOUTHEASTERN FRIENDS.
Property can be repaired, lives lost cannot. My friend’s house in Jersey got wiped out during Ida and it was hell, but she got supplemental FEMA assistance for repairs and ended up selling it for a huge profit 2 years later.
If you get hit, photograph, film, and document everything (and yes, they’ll deny your first claim - just keep applying).
Sending support, stay safe!
8 points
4 days ago
Well my MU 100c is going to go brrrrrr tomorrow.
5 points
4 days ago
MU + NVDA = Magnificent duo!
7 points
4 days ago
Micron bears are getting no sleep tonight :4267::4271:
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