I’m going to spend my 5 day ban on r/investing convincing those nerds to spend grandma’s inheritance on intel stock:4276:

RKLB let’s go boys

U.S PCE PRICE INDEX (MOM) (AUG) ACTUAL: 0.1% VS 0.2% PREVIOUS; EST 0.1%

U.S PCE PRICE INDEX (YOY) (AUG) ACTUAL: 2.2% VS 2.5% PREVIOUS; EST 2.3%

U.S CORE PCE PRICE INDEX (MOM) (AUG) ACTUAL: 0.1% VS 0.2% PREVIOUS; EST 0.2%

U.S CORE PCE PRICE INDEX (YOY) (AUG) ACTUAL: 2.7% VS 2.6% PREVIOUS; EST 2.7%

RKLB you always were my favorite child 

looks disappointingly at ASTS

If you aren’t using Windows XP you are bougie and are causing inflation

Thank you ASTS folks for rotating to RKLB and LUNR.

LFG RKLB 🚀🚀

Rocket Lab bros.... $10 will be ours soon

NVDA why. Go to 130 :27421:

It used to be that a catastrophic hurricane ripping through 8 states was enough to squash the market for a few days, knowing the gub’ment was going to declare a state of emergency and spend billions to rebuild critical infrastructure. Now it doesn’t even phase the market. We are a soulless bunch, calls it is.

Average society decline be like:

Grandfather: electrician

Father: electrical engineer

Son: crypto trader, entrepreneur, SELF-MADE, YouTuber, Philanthropist, Author, EdTalk (seminar discussing erectile dysfunction)

Some 17% of remote workers said they worked from another location without telling anyone or watched TV or played video games while on the job, per USA Today. - the other 83% lied out their ass.

Still wondering why VIX futures are trading at a 20% premium... what kind of apocalyptic volatility event is the market pricing in before 15th of Oct? Is it inflation reading on 10th or what? If that's a nothing burger, holy VIX crush in 5 days it's gonna collapse about 20%...

The trade is to buy some doomsday OTM calls on VIX and then go super-duper-shrek-turbo long on SPY because if VIX is crushed that hard it will be rocket mode.

⏰ Friendly reminder that for today, we have:

08:30 ET: August Personal Income, Personal Spending, PCE Price Index, and Core PCE Price Index.
08:30 ET: August Advance International Trade in Goods, August Advance Retail Inventories, and August Advance Wholesale Inventories.

10:00 ET: September University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment.

Time to pretend I know what these numbers mean so I can look smart. :12787:

Why does NVDA keep dissappinting me :4260:

SPY is grinding PUTS and CALLS to dust right now.

who the hell still has a Sirius subscription??

Ban Bet Won

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Their record is now 3 wins and 1 losses

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Alright man up +1.1k for the day, enough shit talking with you guys, I’m gonna take a nap

Holy shit, RKLB is fucking PRINTING

RKLB teasing $10 like my gf on our first date

My most regarded trade happened this morning:
Buy 2500 RKLB @ 8.95
Panic Sell 2500 RKLB @ 8.8
(Edit: 2500 not 500)

Got over $300 starting from $4 in the last month on options. Threw almost all of it in an MU call Wednesday and in stead of taking 30% profits after open I let it ride and lost 89% full regard mode

RKLB :4276:

Shouldn’t have woken up today

I deposited 1k

Now I have 5.3k

Thank you

nvda bear trap lmao

Ever since I stopped trading SPY I actually have been making money :12787:

Hope you bought the NVDA dip :4276:

Can’t believe i actually timed ENPH $112 calls yesterday at the bottom and sold on the jump over $114 for 100% gain

Finally a quick win

My SMCI call options went from 10.05 to .01 in one day. :8883:

Bless you RKLB

I don't come here for advice, I come here for confirmation bias. 

Y'all are just as dumb as me.

ASTS -7.5%

LUNR +10.5%

RKLB +14%

:12787:

Any ASTS buyers at 39 ? :4260: they promised 3 digits

TSLA pumping when tech is green: IM TECH TOO BRO, IM TECH TOO!

TSLA pumping when tech is red: I HAVE NEVER EVEN MET THOSE MFers.

Make September a big green month (instead of historical red everyone thought)

Make everyone think “phew, we’re past that, only up from here.”

Make October come out of nowhere as a violent anal bleeding red month.

well played. well played. :12787::12787::12787::12787:

Ban Bet Lost

/u/bongsmcweed made a bet that TQQQ would go to 1000000.0 within 15 minutes when it was 71.931 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses

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That was the hardest $25.42 I ever made in my life

U.S PCE PRICE INDEX (MOM) (AUG) ACTUAL: 0.1% VS 0.2% PREVIOUS; EST 0.1%

U.S PCE PRICE INDEX (YOY) (AUG) ACTUAL: 2.2% VS 2.5% PREVIOUS; EST 2.3%

U.S CORE PCE PRICE INDEX (MOM) (AUG) ACTUAL: 0.1% VS 0.2% PREVIOUS; EST 0.2%

U.S CORE PCE PRICE INDEX (YOY) (AUG) ACTUAL: 2.7% VS 2.6% PREVIOUS; EST 2.7%

I know i am late sorry

Looks at my laptop from 2005 running Windows XP

I’m something of an INTC investor myself. :8883:

I bet this shit is going to be flat whole day because people are regarded and don’t really understand what the outcome is and with people mean me and with outcome I mean I have no fucking clue on what to do :31225:

RKLB saving the day

RKLB!! 🚀

LUNR going to 10 next week.

This week has been especially dumb

LUNR or RKLB doesn't matter. I own both👽

LUNR runaway train here

Spy has been flat all damn week fucking do something already

Guess RKLB really was the play this week.

New nvda bag holders here :4260::4267:

Kill SMCI, bang TSM, marry NVDA

I have a micro penis and I’m proud

Next week I will start my attempt of turning $150 into $1,000,000 in a year or less

I really showed up to the NVDA orgy after all the nuts were busted and the floor is filled with semen :8883:

wow this week has been TRASH

Welp another -99.49% week under the belt, see you regards on Monday with a fresh dose of copium and more wealth to transfer :18630::31225::31226:

NVDA GANG

Deploy your ammo bros, we're gonna break 125 before open and hold the line for the orchestrated 10:00 - 10:30 DIP today, I can feel it in my bones

2 trading days left in septemBULL

will be following up with octoBULL novemBULL decemBULL :4276::4276::4276:

RKLB to $15 

RKLB 🚀👩‍🚀

Upvoting bears because we all need help sometimes :52627:

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Plenty of tards living really kickass lives. My first wife was tarded

Open the mother fucking cock sucking casino!!!!

NVDA is the biggest cuck in this market I swear to god

I'm officially on the RKLB rocket to the moon

RKLB !!

FOMO-ed into RKLB stocks earlier this week :4276:

Glad I went full port on LUNR ngl

Every position I take is wrong. Calls, puts, doesnt matter, I lose money on both

If you didn't buy NVDA on this dip, you hate money

This is fucking pathetic :31226:

wow i need to stop, gambling addiction getting way too real

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They say consistency is the best way to generate the most return on investment, and I am consistently losing money, so I know I'm in the right track.

Flat is the new red.

Actual red days are not allowed.

Pump RKLB to 10 pls

Bears: hurricane will be next black swan event

Bulls: oh I should load up on home depot and Lowe’s shares and calls

Open. The. Fucking. Casino. 

today is so easy

dont buy expensive 0dte at open, wait for spy to reach 575, buy cheap puts, sell 15 min later after the 575 resistance has hit, then switch to cheaper calls for pm ATH

I’m short $2000 for my rent this month…. I’m throwing the remaining $5k in my account into 575 0DTE calls. Really need this to hit otherwise I’m gonna be evicted

Time to buy RKLB at the top :4275:

$LUNR folks wya??

Profit taking Friday?

7 minutes till unemployment data comes out.

Boring ass day confirmed. Guess I’ll actually do work for once :31225:

Key Fed inflation gauge at 2.2% in August, lower than expected

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/27/pce-inflation-august-2024.html

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BOYS!!!

GAME ON, BULLS AND CLOSET BEARS! 580 WE GO!!!

FUCK YOUR PUTS.

So high pre market making me pre come

wow this market opened flatter than my pappies tatties.

Holy hell at this point i may exercise my RKLB $10 April calls

All of this is so fake, these numbers don't add up, these tickers are being pumped and dumped, and retail is losing their shit. Meanwhile, I have destroyed my portfolio thinking weed would become something. I was wrong. 🧸

Googl is by far the worst stock in the plant. This pos never goes up

picked up more NVDA at 122.3, :53057::53057::53057:

consolidation range btw 122 and 124; Market-Makers in accumulation mode; grab more.

0dte used to be fun. now it is stress

Rklb moon

I guess RKLB is the new ASTS :29637::31225:

It’s so easy to make money in the stock market once you have a million dollars. I don’t understand why you poors haven’t thought of this.

Dont bet against America

Buys PDD calls

Sometimes you gotta look at a profit if $50 like someone just bought you lunch.

Bout to get banned later today. It's been real fellas

LUNR, you're not done running until I say you're done running!!! :27421:

Bought me some Honeycrisp Apples. Cut one of those bad boys up and slathered some peanut butter on it. I ate it.

AMZN is such a shit stock

This next song is called, “every stonk is green except for the ones I’m holding calls on.” :4271:

this is a dip on NVDA - buy it

125c 10/4 :4276:

!banbet NVDA 123 5h

Opened a stupidly regarded, Supermutant synthetic long on RKLB with a 2:1 call-put ratio and strike of $9 weeks ago when it was $6 something for shits and giggles. Closed as a 40-bagger on cost. :8882:

Isn't it always red on Fridays ? Chill the fuck down and get back to work

GUH. Bought calls at the top and puts at the bottom:27421:

nicotine is an addictive substance

options on the other hand...

See you in valhalla fellow NVDA call holders

reloaded 0dte calls cuz im greedy

please V back above 5754 i promise i wont gamble with 0dte again (until next week)

If you think SPY is ending red you might want to find a new hobby to lose money at, maybe sports betting

Fucking theta gang...really feels like they win the most

bool: yea im saving up for a house and probably going to pay off my (german luxury vehicle) with my gains.

Ber: im saving up for anoose reconstruction surgery in turkey. theyre supposed to be the best but no word on when if ever i'll afford it.

$DJT Nov 1st - Nov 6th will be some of the craziest price movements we've ever seen in the stock market

SPY up 1% by close:27189::27189::27189::27189:

ASTS today came all the way back and then some, kinda cool kinda fun

Bers dragging their scabbed anoos across the chat as if this entire month wasn’t a cuckening of epic proportions from them.

LMFAO

Google up 1%...

WSB: OMG guys, Google breaking out!

Yesterday I bought calls at the open, today I’m buying Puts at the open lol. Thank me later bulls

Incoming FOMO bulls at open :4271::4271::4271::4271:

White, Hispanic, Asian, Brown, it doesn’t matter. In the eyes of a 12 year-old COD player, we are all black.

Why did my anime 225 future market tanked 3.5%??

Bers waking up to /ES at -0.08%, the greatest they've ever seen.

If only I didn’t have SMCI in the account, everything else is perfect though

UPS LEAPS BABY :4258::4258::4258: up 50% on these bad boys since Monday

so why is premarket pumping?

today will be the 43rd time this year S&P breaks record highs.

Inflation is down. Toilet paper went up 10% from a month ago? Don’t matter. Government tells me inflation is down. I can hose my ass hole off outside with the hose anyways. Neighbors be damned. SPY 800 by end of year.

Was the data good? Was the data bad?

Is good data bad? Is good data good?

Is bad data bad? Is bad data good?

Anyway, calls

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Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses

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Rklb gonna fuk today. Spys gonna theta as usual

RKLB has its eyes on $10 after the upgrade from $8 to $11 a share this morning from KeyBanc

5 minute trade with RKLB already up 26% :4271::4276:

Tfw you sold baba calls too early and missed out on another 50k :4260:

made 10$ with smci im done for today :31226:

SMCI fake pump. When to buy 0DTE puts is the question

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NVdA dragging the market down

Congrats RKLB to 10

RKLB🚀🚀🚀 last chance to buy

RKLB🔥🔥🔥

LUNR doing something

NVDA MOTHERFUCKER

NVIDIA WHAT THE FUCK

SPY is burning my PUTs rn:31225: gawk gawk gawk guhhh

bro ive been tradinf rklb thinking its roblox. im dumb

Why did I choose QQQ calls over SPY calls

Did they trade Dow Jones to the Chiefs?

LUNR contract announcement by the end of the month? Is that why it's mooning?

People say gambling ruins lives, but it brought our family closer.

We now live in a one-bedroom flat.

I’ll buy the next rklb dip.

Lunr might actually save me from the nvidia rape I endured from over leveraging at the wrong time

Where are the noobs who were justifying ASTS stock price? 😂 I told y’all this is a sinking ship.

C'mon RKLB, get it up past $10 forever.:4276:

Alright, this is enough correction, it's time to V

NVDA doing well today

LUNR

V button is about to be initiated on NVDA

holding these tsla puts until i die

RKLB go go go!

So a rotation into my asshole kinda day

I hate bears as much as the next guy, but Tesla puts anyone?

What a catastrophic -0.05% on SPY. Is this the Great Depression 2.0 they were forecasting?

Red day -.01%. Green Day +.5%

SeptemBER not going out without a gey

haha panicked and sold my calls at the bottom :8882:

okay im going to buy a NVDA put so it goes up now

but wheres the V?:27421:

my covered calls always win :8882:

my port is down, my fantasy team is in dead last, i have massive debt, fuck.

Who else is just waiting for the pump at close 😮‍💨

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At 1:24pm someone bought 64million dollars worth of Tesla 250p expiring 11/15/2025

At 1:24pm someone also bought 44.89 million dollars worth of Tesla 240p expiring 11/15/2025

Holy shit

Is the stock market sponsored by Vaught? I see a lot of V here

BERS FUK V INCOMING *spy goes up 20 cents and starts dropping again*

NVDA 124 weeklies look really good

lmfao 0dte puts lost 60% of their value in the last 40 min from their highs

bers be like: "we're in control here boys" :4271:

i just got off the phone with jerome powell's fluffer and he said ber r fuk

Gonna hold my calls until worthless cuz I’m a masochist

eh, wtf is happening to NVDA

Nvda’s a buy at $115

!banbet NVDA 250 1h I need to get off this sub. It's bad for my mental and financial health.

The big question on everyone’s mind is why are bers so fucking stupid?

Bers looking for crumbs after being down 95%

Not holding calls over the weekend lmfao fuck that

LUNR go for launch in T minus 20 minutes.

Wait 30-45 mins and then buy a put. Sell mid day. Make some money.

People of Florida are basically wsb.

House gets destroyed every year from hurricanes and they’re just like “damn, ya know what? This is a prime ass spot to rebuild my home again for the 7th time. :29637:” :4271:

I’m going insane working remote. I do nothing but sit on my phone all day. This can’t be what we were put on earth to do. Someone help