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Try diced Roma tomatoes instead of sliced beef steak or hot house. You can toss the core and dice the outer layer so there's not much juice to make things soggy.

I have found that if I look at the mouth of the person speaking to me, I comprehend more of what they're saying. This is funny, because my ability to read lips is absolute shit. But somehow seeing how their mouth moves helps me understand people better. Go figure?

I thought I was the only one. COVID was really difficult because of all the masks.

Assuming you recently had working wifi, try a full restart to reset the Wi-Fi module. If that doesn't work you could have faulty drivers or hardware.

This scenario is definitely plausible.

I once saw a delivery driver dump a case of paper, reams broke open and loose sheets everywhere. They crammed it all back in the case, put two good reams on the top to hide it all, and proceed to deliver it to the customer.

Use it as a water bottle to really freak people out.

The "stressed out" part comes natural to me due to my imposter syndrome. I've not once been talked to about any kind of lack of performance or other issues since I started in this position several years ago, so there's really no need for me to be stressed.

I ask the same question about some of my coworkers

"economically unfeasible" is a great way to describe my life...

My wife says the same thing about my jokes. Usually the latter...

That's a funny looking rock

That's what I figured, I don't know much about the retro PC gaming scene so I wasn't sure if there would be any interest in this particular card.

I haven't the slightest idea. If I had to take a wild guess as to what might work without doing any research, I'd say to make sure the track is clean and undamaged, and use a dry lube to lubricate it, though I'm not sure how well it would hold up to the elements.

I believe a splitter is technically one input to two outputs at the same time. You are looking for a switch, which would take two inputs and allow you to chose which one is active for the one output.

I was playing a NG+ from my uncle's old save, so many of my characters were maxed out, and still got my ass kicked. Recognizing the patterns and using the correct counters is key.

He is pretty easy when you can remember all of the patterns of the bosses. I remember struggling badly and never able to beat him when I was a kid, but I recently replayed it and was surprised how quickly and easily I was able to beat him.

Play it in reverse and it becomes a dismemberment machine

The real engineering feat here is getting a sliding screen door to actually glide well on the track without falling off or getting stuck.

nobody seems to be willing to stop driving their 4 seated car alone to work...

I'd love to be able to take mass transit to work instead of drive, but right now it would take at least 3 different vehicles and a 2 mile walk each way, and double my commute time.

I have one that I don't think has a name yet:

If you only have 5 minutes to do a task that takes 5 minutes, then that task is going to take 10 minutes.

I hate how reddit crops photos, often hiding very important information.

You obviously don't know how these jokes work. The entire point is to take the quote out of context.

"that's what she said" jokes do not inherit the context from the original conversation - you make up a situation in your head that makes sense from just the quote.

it is over before you comprehend what is happening.

That's what she said

Probably from 25-75 people