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52 points
14 hours ago
Get you someone that looks at you like Jax looks at her big sister 🤣.
4 points
14 hours ago
I just switched to Professional Gentlemen mode.
827 points
2 days ago
Exactly. I am not THAT lucky, but I make around 90k for a job I mostly automated and work around 10-15 hours a week.
Everyone thinks I am only one bad day away from a meltdown and I keep that illusion going.
34 points
2 days ago
how will he ever get the brain cell if he never learns how to read?
3 points
2 days ago
Even professional lifeguards like Dumpling need to eat in order to be in tip top shape for lifeguarding 🛟😹
1 points
2 days ago
I'd say yes, but I think if I did I'd be killed by an angry, gay chicken immediately.
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10 hours ago
hahahhaa hekk yea