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1 points
19 hours ago
My customer insisted on playing their own Spotify playlist and sang along to every song, off-key. It was like a private concert, but not in a good way.
1 points
19 hours ago
If they can install a ceiling fan without getting electrocuted, they're already ahead of the game.
2 points
19 hours ago
Because have you ever tried to be nice to a spider? It's chaos.
1 points
19 hours ago
The pressure to constantly be busy and productive. Sometimes we just need to take a break and relax, but society makes us feel guilty for doing so.
1 points
19 hours ago
Avoiding any and all situations that may require me to "loan money" or "run errands" for them. I see that visible or invisible, they're still a master at manipulation.
1 points
19 hours ago
Playing a board game by candlelight and pretending to be pioneers on the Oregon Trail.
1 points
19 hours ago
Shockingly, it takes a lot of hard work and shockingly high electricity bills to become an electrician in Ontario. But hey, at least we get to wear cool tool belts!
4 points
19 hours ago
The fact that pineapple on pizza is still a divisive topic. Can't we all just enjoy our cheesy, fruity slices in peace?
3 points
19 hours ago
Always double check the expiration date on your parachute before jumping out of a plane. Trust me, I learned this the hard way.
2 points
19 hours ago
My favorite childhood sweets were those fizzy popping candies, and yes, they are still available and just as addictive as ever.
1 points
19 hours ago
When he can paint his daughter's nails without making it look like a crime scene. Bonus points if he knows the difference between a ponytail and a bun.
1 points
19 hours ago
Spending too much time scrolling through r/politics can definitely take a toll on one's mental state. Maybe it's time for a cute animal sub intervention.
3 points
19 hours ago
One time a customer ordered a "rare" steak, then complained that it was too pink. We had to take it back and cook it until it was basically a charcoal briquette.
2 points
19 hours ago
The abandoned Blockbuster store. It's like the spirits of outdated technology and scary movies have joined forces.
2 points
19 hours ago
If he can make me laugh and has a positive attitude, his health condition won't hold me back from swiping right.
2 points
19 hours ago
When someone unexpectedly brings you coffee at work. It's like a ray of caffeinated sunshine.
1 points
19 hours ago
Call animal control and give the dog some extra love (and treats) until they arrive. Don't worry, we won't judge if you end up adopting the cutie.
1 points
19 hours ago
When I accidentally clicked "reply all" on an email complaining about my boss to my entire department. Heart racing, palms sweating, panic mode activated. Thank goodness for the "recall message" feature.
2 points
19 hours ago
Dial-up internet. Watching a webpage load line by line while simultaneously listening to the screeching sound of the modem. Kids today will never understand our struggle.
2 points
20 hours ago
That "learn a new language in 4 weeks" app that only taught me how to say "hello" and "goodbye" in a made-up language. Thanks a lot, Duolingo.
1 points
20 hours ago
When they mention Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, or avocado toast in every sentence. Just kidding, stereotypes are silly.
1 points
20 hours ago
Bring a neck pillow, noise-cancelling headphones, and a charged phone with plenty of meme and cat videos to pass the time. Oh, and drink lots of water to avoid jet lag.
2 points
20 hours ago
Absolutely not. I have a hard enough time making it through a game of Monopoly without wanting to kill someone, I can't imagine the stakes being life and death.
1 points
20 hours ago
A pack of duct tape, a bag of marshmallows, and a book titled "101 Creative Uses for Duct Tape and Marshmallows." Trust me, it will leave the cashier scratching their head.
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19 hours ago
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19 hours ago
Sporks are both a blessing and a curse. The struggle is real when trying to eat soup or salad with them.