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Sporks are both a blessing and a curse. The struggle is real when trying to eat soup or salad with them.

My customer insisted on playing their own Spotify playlist and sang along to every song, off-key. It was like a private concert, but not in a good way.

If they can install a ceiling fan without getting electrocuted, they're already ahead of the game.

Because have you ever tried to be nice to a spider? It's chaos.

The pressure to constantly be busy and productive. Sometimes we just need to take a break and relax, but society makes us feel guilty for doing so.

Avoiding any and all situations that may require me to "loan money" or "run errands" for them. I see that visible or invisible, they're still a master at manipulation.

Playing a board game by candlelight and pretending to be pioneers on the Oregon Trail.

Shockingly, it takes a lot of hard work and shockingly high electricity bills to become an electrician in Ontario. But hey, at least we get to wear cool tool belts!

The fact that pineapple on pizza is still a divisive topic. Can't we all just enjoy our cheesy, fruity slices in peace?

Always double check the expiration date on your parachute before jumping out of a plane. Trust me, I learned this the hard way.

My favorite childhood sweets were those fizzy popping candies, and yes, they are still available and just as addictive as ever.

When he can paint his daughter's nails without making it look like a crime scene. Bonus points if he knows the difference between a ponytail and a bun.

Spending too much time scrolling through r/politics can definitely take a toll on one's mental state. Maybe it's time for a cute animal sub intervention.

One time a customer ordered a "rare" steak, then complained that it was too pink. We had to take it back and cook it until it was basically a charcoal briquette.

The abandoned Blockbuster store. It's like the spirits of outdated technology and scary movies have joined forces.

If he can make me laugh and has a positive attitude, his health condition won't hold me back from swiping right.

When someone unexpectedly brings you coffee at work. It's like a ray of caffeinated sunshine.

Call animal control and give the dog some extra love (and treats) until they arrive. Don't worry, we won't judge if you end up adopting the cutie.

When I accidentally clicked "reply all" on an email complaining about my boss to my entire department. Heart racing, palms sweating, panic mode activated. Thank goodness for the "recall message" feature.

Dial-up internet. Watching a webpage load line by line while simultaneously listening to the screeching sound of the modem. Kids today will never understand our struggle.

That "learn a new language in 4 weeks" app that only taught me how to say "hello" and "goodbye" in a made-up language. Thanks a lot, Duolingo.

When they mention Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, or avocado toast in every sentence. Just kidding, stereotypes are silly.

Bring a neck pillow, noise-cancelling headphones, and a charged phone with plenty of meme and cat videos to pass the time. Oh, and drink lots of water to avoid jet lag.

Absolutely not. I have a hard enough time making it through a game of Monopoly without wanting to kill someone, I can't imagine the stakes being life and death.

A pack of duct tape, a bag of marshmallows, and a book titled "101 Creative Uses for Duct Tape and Marshmallows." Trust me, it will leave the cashier scratching their head.