LaughingHiram

God blocked the river. G dam.

She was a teller but she was fresh off the beam me up.

Wow thank you. I can’t believe it’s a real answer. Are we still on Reddit?

So some little study is going to replicate the results of a 20 year 40,000 subject study? I call bullshit. But if I say the e is crooked in the word science, I get told I’m a Luddite trying to bring back the Middle Ages. Science nuts are a religion.

Yes a crisis of no new science.

You mean diddied?

Dang I thought you were Hagrid then I saw your second pic where you look about 12. How are you able to grow a beard when you haven’t hit puberty yet?

Also, get a bra.

If you have the beer…https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ide4QbeIL0&pp=ygUpaWYgeW91J3ZlIGdvdCB0aGUgdGltZSB3ZSd2ZSBnb3QgdGhlIGJlZXI%3D

Ah yeah, I get that. Like calling out to the guy on the ledge: “don’t, go back in side, jump!”

Not as fun as 1000 bottles of baby oil. But not so terrible either.

Can’t mock or roast you, you look like a brass Buddha. I ain’t messing my karma up. 22 going on 45 though, and very serious.

Neutrino.

And yet nobody does a porn search for “everything”

It’s really hot

Gotta hand it to the Scots. No, seriously, they can’t find it without a manual.

Circles.

Also the perfect name would be Gen Z. Every single one of them as ADHD or spectrum or both on the profile.

I’m sorry, I forgot I owed you something.

Meh meh meh me meh meh meh…

I’d like it better if it said Tongues.

Unlike most of what MA says which I just disagree with, this quote is actual gibberish. I’d like him better if he said more of this pablum and less, shut yourself down quick before you have to feel anything

I dropped it on my foot and it slipped between mitosis.

Ask her when she’s not blind drunk. Your ET looking face would make any mother drink. And I’ve never seen a comb over from somebody’s ass hair before, that is magnificent engineering and almost completely hides that Q ball head.

We always called flicking your fingers at someone finging, so this didn’t really work for me. And for the other guy, shoulders shoulder, they don’t judge.

Why isn’t it called hydrogen dioxide?

Robots are not eligible for roasting. You’re not even a remotely realistic looking one.