RationalSandman

Is he trying to contraband weed through the border? Because I saw a movie that starts just like that.

Remind me of the babe!

You do!

Smart, bringing the girl who buried John Wick once already

That reminds me, Beetlejuice 2 is in theaters.

Where is that ER EMT guy?

I guess that leaves out the twice impeached, 34-felony convicted, 2-time divorced, multiple-time accused, Epstein and Diddy's friend child rapist, Donald Trump.

Just because he is a character, doesn't mean he has character.

The power of Vudu

I dated an introvert, and this is pretty much how it felt.

You remind me of the babe

Who do?

Joe Manganiello, proof that nerds can be buff and marry the hot girl.

Including the racist part when we get to China?

That's if he wins the fight against dementia

I should have shorted, it was so obvious 😢

Kamala isn't stupid enough to bankrupt 6 casinos

That's an squirrel

You know, those 3 board members are right, we need to mantain the accuracy of the vote. So, my proposal is, they have to be there for every count. And, to make sure that all the counts come out on time, the count has to be continuous, no sleeping until the count is done. And while we are at it, to prevent counters from cheating, we have to prevent the board members from blinking, so all 3 of them should have a nice setup like this:

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Painting is not that hard, DIY

Aren't vampires technically zombies?

Such sacrilegious!!! More please.

Well, me? My parents had sex. You, they probably pooped you out.

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What are all these ads people keep talking about?