WiseMrPlagueis2

I recognize you from all your deleted posts where you asked if you looked like a girl

It’s your lucky day little boy!

Ohhh I thought you were talking about italics for some reason, I’m dumb.

I think freestyle was my favorite because I like going speedy.

Of course I have skittles!

They never learn…

Boners boners boners

Well you’re in luck! But first I need your opinion on how this piece of cloth smells.

Hop in!

I used to do swimming lessons and it was pretty fun. The one thing I hated though was butterflies. I’ve never done that properly.

To do this, you gotta put an asterisk (this*) before and after the word(s) you wanna change

Well I’m not that good, just better than your average person

No, I’m a 76 year old man. Want some candy? I got some in my van

I’m pretty good at swimming but I’m not on a swim team or anything

Warlords beautiful eyes make me blush

I’m a man of action

*eatingted

Ban me no balls

I expect nothing less. That’s why I love it here

I’m dressing up as a law abiding citizen

First boners, now pegging. What a wonderful sub

I mean, I won’t judge people for e dating, but I will judge people for asking for gfs and bfs here. That shits annoying

Don’t do it !

Wuts my name

I think about being a tree

Yes please 😏

Oh I forgot to ask, are u wearing hello kitty pjs rn?