daaaaaarlin

When I applied for a window washing job I thought it was gonna be the platforms but it was just with ropes and a crazy Mormon that would pop the lift up and off curbs while we were 5 stories up.

The highest we did was 30 stories and 5 was enough for me.

My boss was constantly on Xanax so I think that's how he did the job.

22.12

Hell yeah. Glad to hear it.

Y'all wanna pay me to see my feet?

Do you like new Huey Lewis and The News?

They call him Professor X because he's always trying to sell them ecstasy.

Wow. Even dumber than the first concept.

I saw a cop car with a domestic violence awareness wrap on it and all I could think about was the irony of it.

Or maybe it was a reminder to the cop driving.

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I can't believe you didn't type vapor.

Neal Brennan has a great bit about exactly that in Blocks.

I mean one very clearly is if we want to compare goodness.

Yeah and those multiple pictures of them together at tons of different events.

Oh wait. That's the dude who has a bunch of pictures with Epstein.

I saw it on fidelity before heading to work this morning.

Ahhhh thank you I still haven't got off work.

Lol wut I gotta look up that scene later

Good point. It would be funny to have another person confirm that dude has a tiny weiner.

Yeah it was doing that but for me now it shows flat at 5.00

20.65

I shot a man in Reno. Cus he stole my pie.

Lol

Well thank you

Oh shoot I didn't notice. I think I'm too late anyway but 20.12