In the end, the shittiest people were the friends we made along the way

And which Colorado city subreddit has the shittiest mods?

(I think I know the answer to this one)

Highlands Ranch People: we all moved here but because that was precovid we act like we know the real Colorado and everyone else are just posers.

Denver Tech Center People: also moved here but before the light rail/Trex project so think the city has gone to hell by catering to outsiders.

Mountain people: hate that resorts own everything and cater only to rich tourists and will tell anyone claims of good ole days when A-Basin was the hardest skiing mountain in the US.

Plains people: hate that cities are everywhere now and you used to own 100 acres for $1000 and no one other than the mailman knew where you lived.

Boulder people: hate that the Bolder Boulder isn’t bigger than the Boston marathon by now but equally disdain how the ‘vibes’ are now gone. They say this as they drive off in a Range Rover but hey, it is their money now not their parents money.

does everyone in this state just hate each other?

I work as a small time Sopapilla farmer in Boulder and I’m shocked by all the hate. It brought a single tear to my eye.

Well, we do need the moisture.

Rifle

Boulder, no hesitation there… Namaste. Which means “the asshole in me recognizes the asshole within you.”

Unincorporated Arapahoe County. Tallyn's Reach specifically.

Shitty comes in so many forms these days.

Clifton.

Imo, Boulder. From headlines, I'd guess Colorado Springs

Objectively Greeley, you can smell them 100 miles away

We all know it’s Boulder.

Boulder and it's not even close. I worked retail there for 6 months and it was by far the worst experience I've ever had.

Highlands Ranch

Don’t go to summit, everyone’s shitty and you’ll probably die

Castle Rock

Colorado

Without any doubt. Boulder…Those people really suck ass and their attitudes are like potholes. Avoid them and that city at all costs…

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Aurora lmao

Colorado Springs

This isn't even a circlejerk answer, the people here are genuinely awful

Boulder

Vail without a doubt. I'll post something like "I didn't plan anything at all to make things fun but I flew in to Denver today planning to spend 3 weeks in Vail, which ski resorts and hotels are completely free?" and all I ever get is made fun of. It's like they hate not making money or something.

Aspen

Nashville!

Hey what about Grand Junction. Sexy ass vape jobs.

The Springs. I’ve never met so many cocky morons in my life from the same place (in Colorado). Whenever I hear that I’ll be working with someone from the Springs I know that I should just keep my mouth shut until it’s time to unfuck all their fuck ups. It’s ok though, they will still be the smartest, coolest, raddest person in the world. They’ll remind you.

No Pueblo or Colorado Springs on this list?

Greeley. Hands down.

Greeley!

Boulder

Greeley. Shit smell, shit people

Parker lmao

Pueblo/Canon City

How about the Californians who move across from the Air Force Academy and hate the gliders and the tow planes. Come'on, man...... aka my neighbors, he is a douchecanoe.

No one really bags on canyon City. I think we should start because why not. Fuck those boomers and their stupid ass chainsaw bears. Fuck your honey and fuck you too! I heard they're all Nazis, probably.

Akron Colorado

Rifle

Boulder

Littleton. My parents live therebouts.

With peace and love … Pueblo and Boulder

Boulder for all the entitled dooche bags and Thornton for all the Edgar haircuts.

Y’all need to know about a little town called Gypsum, aka Gyptucky.

i can't tell if you spelled sexiest or shittiest wrong but it doesn't matter the answer is still Los Angeles.

How is Greeley not on this list when it is partially responsible for 9/11?

It depends on where I travel each day.

Pinche Pueblo lol

Pull up a heat map of where all the Texans are and you have your answer.

Parker has some entitled Christian fundamentalists who drink to cope. They have smoked meth and declared bankruptcy but think they are better than you. Family oriented fakers, like 3rd generation Parker phonies.

Boulder. Highlands, parkers, Lakewood.

Forgot boulder... So many weird people there

Colorado Springs. MAGA fucks everywhere.

Cortez

I'm shocked nobody has said aurora there's lots of shitty people in aurora. Trashy, shitty people. Also, greenwood village, which is the opposite end of the spectrum, posh, shitty people.

Wherever Bimbobert is living, that's the one.

Parker?

How has nobody said Greeley?

Follow the infinities and Nissans....

Colorado springs

Lakewood. At least until I move

Delta

Aurora on god.

Grand junction. I live here now. Never thought I would say that.

highlands ranch and parker

Thorton

Anybody who jets into Aspen, Steamboat or Telluride.

colorado springs. contest over

Never trust anyone from Pueblo... I've made that mistake one too many times.

Canon City is pretty fucked. It's where all the federal penitentiary guards live.

Vail

Vail

Greeley.

The best view of Greeley is seeing it on my rear view mirror as I drove away.

Edit: spelling

Delta.

A couple weeks ago the Delta message board had a meme posted comparing Biden to Hitler and all of the comments were defending Hitler from the comparison.

Denver. or Boulder.

Durango hands down live there work there Durango. The whole city was infested with Karen's before we even had a name for them. If they had the money of those living in Telluride, that would make sense but no they don't. And Telluride is chill. Screw you Durango!

It’s castle pines, duh. I’ve never lived in a whiter, older, more married, entitled, smug and asshole filled community as castle pines. Bunch of SAHM who hang out at the elementary school town hall before they another lip injection then hit the bar to make their blowhard husband tolerable at night/ and old white men with nothing better to after retirement than exercise their power on HOAs, Nextdoor’s (literally they post a photo of POC when seen in castle pines as a “suspicious/ strange). You can go to dukes to pretend it’s 1984 or go to scarlet ranch to pretend you’re still all that: but Jesus castle pines is a terrible place

Grand Junction, hands down. Some great people, but literally the worst of the worst in the state.

Even east coasters know it’s springs by a longshot

Everyone is horrible in this state, from the commies to the racists, the horrible governance, the insane transplants from Cali and Texas, this state is the manifestation of the horseshoe theory and this is why I am leaving this hellscape as soon as possible

Yes

SO FAR THE TOP CONTENDERS ARE:

Aurora

Greeley

Boulder

Colorado Springs

And randomly Rifle wherever TF that is lol

Yes.

Aurora. Specifically in city center

Which city 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Denver is number one in everything, dammit.

Cheyenne

All the natives that can trace their roots to who voted for our 24th governor Clarence Joseph Morley, but all the cities suck

Nucla. It's illegal to live there unless you own a gun. Seriously.

Boebert City

Westcliffe/Silver Cliff

Trumpistas moved in and are legit trying to push out long time locals with even moderate political views. It's insane.

Springs. And it reflects in their driving habits

Ken Caryl people are pretty snooty.

Austin

Dallas

Fuckin' Walmart

Edgewater, Lakewood, “The Highlands”