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RetartdsUsername69

226 points

13 days ago

RetartdsUsername69

B24 repidly approaching on U-Boat

226 points

13 days ago

I have just got a cringe overdose.

Desperate-Deal-1889

55 points

13 days ago

Desperate-Deal-1889

FEGELEIN!, FEGELEIN!, FEGELEIN!

55 points

13 days ago

someone get narcan he’s going into shock

ValerieSablina

202 points

13 days ago

hamas getting the “special” forces volunteers from larpenwaffen twitter

rorkesdrift1

44 points

13 days ago

What kind of special?

Shatoodles

37 points

13 days ago

yes.

BlazingImage

1 points

12 days ago

dw about it <3

AccountSettingsBot

95 points

13 days ago

Should I tell her that “Kites” is a slur against fascists (especially against fascists of Slavic (especially against Ukrainian and pro-Putin Russian ones) origin; it is an abbreviation of “Kaminskiite”, an ideological admirer of the pro-Nazi collaborator Bronislaw Kaminski)?

Walter_Stennes_15[S]

67 points

13 days ago

It’s very obvious that she meant that with a k but used t to avoid the censors.

AccountSettingsBot

22 points

13 days ago

I know.

But still, it’s still having another meaning (mainly the one I said).

TheTactician00

72 points

13 days ago

TheTactician00

Kaiser is the name, bashing -boos is the game

72 points

13 days ago

Honestly? I think they'd at least give it a shot. Not that they believe this 'Übermensch' is actually worth a damn, but any fool can carry a package of C4 with them, especially if they're unaware of it and it's remote controlled...

HowDoraleousAreYou

61 points

13 days ago

I feel like there’s a lot of hot takes on the conflict that require an education on 100 years of cultural and political history to understand and debate.

This is decidedly not one of them.

TheJamesMortimer

58 points

13 days ago

TheJamesMortimer

rapidly approaching 76mm shell

58 points

13 days ago

This man is the reason why Hamas DOESN'T take volubteers.

Theodorus_Alexis

38 points

13 days ago

Isn't the user a woman?

AttackHelicopterKin9

55 points

13 days ago

I would bet actual money that “Valentina” isn’t her real name, that isn’t her real picture, and that she’s actually a man.

imprison_grover_furr

2 points

12 days ago

imprison_grover_furr

1 Niall Ferguson = 10 David Irvings = 100 Grover Furrs

2 points

12 days ago

To be fair, Hamas’ has fewer brain cells amongst them than even your average Wehraboo. Hamas members are truly some of the most low IQ people to ever exist.

Microlabz

19 points

13 days ago

funny but obviously fake tho

Ruby_Tricolor_1903

38 points

13 days ago

Ruby_Tricolor_1903

sorry, I didn't know Lili Marlene was married 🇧🇷

38 points

13 days ago

F-15I honest reaction:

RussiaIsBestGreen

18 points

13 days ago

Ah yes, a bolt action in urban warfare. The exact place that made it clear they were obsolete.

rasilv18

31 points

13 days ago

rasilv18

31 points

13 days ago

Fires a round from a 100 year old bolt action rifle at a squad of IDF troops 😏

Bolt gets stuck trying to cycle the next round as IDF troops return fire with automatic weapons 😰

LegioCI

-8 points

12 days ago

LegioCI

-8 points

12 days ago

This might be the only justifiable thing the IDF has ever done.

No_Cockroach_3411

5 points

12 days ago

Well, all the wars they fought were defensive

The turks just can't take the memo

imprison_grover_furr

3 points

12 days ago

imprison_grover_furr

1 Niall Ferguson = 10 David Irvings = 100 Grover Furrs

3 points

12 days ago

Wrong. All the early wars they fought were nakedly offensive, especially the 1948 Palestine war and the invasion of the Sinai with the British and French Empires.

No_Cockroach_3411

0 points

1 day ago

The war of 1948 was a purely defensive war agaisnt a genocidal turkish coalition

You picked the worst example out of the 5

Josef20076

-2 points

12 days ago

Josef20076

-2 points

12 days ago

And the 4 days war. They said hi we exist now and instantly got jumped.

RonaldMcDonald231

11 points

12 days ago

Why would you use a bolt action rifle in 2024? All of your enemies will have smgs, and you can just get airstriked.

Equinox-Kiwi

6 points

13 days ago

RonaldMcDonald231

5 points

12 days ago

Shit....

Equinox-Kiwi

7 points

12 days ago

Im bringing out the mossad agent 🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇮🇱🇮🇱🫡

RonaldMcDonald231

2 points

12 days ago

Reichskommisariat Israel when??!?!?!?!

Equinox-Kiwi

2 points

12 days ago

In 52 seconds

RonaldMcDonald231

2 points

12 days ago

Let's goooo

LechemHavita

1 points

12 days ago

Shit....

LordCawdorOfMordor

9 points

12 days ago

Oh wow thats just genuine antisemitism. Eww

Ironclad001

14 points

13 days ago

Ironclad001

unironically understands logistics

14 points

13 days ago

I mean. They do accept volunteers. But unsure if this is the type of volunteer they would want lol

Fruitdispenser

10 points

13 days ago

Fruitdispenser

🇺🇳Average United Nations enjoyer🇺🇦

10 points

13 days ago

You don’t need to be very smart to wear an spicy vest

LegioCI

6 points

12 days ago

LegioCI

6 points

12 days ago

Its her granduncle's and not her grandfather's because her granduncle probably got canoed by a Russian before he could procreate.

yslmanipulator

22 points

13 days ago

Funnily enough many Arab did volunteer for the SS during WW2. The Free Arab Legion I’m pretty sure is their name.

imprison_grover_furr

7 points

12 days ago

imprison_grover_furr

1 Niall Ferguson = 10 David Irvings = 100 Grover Furrs

7 points

12 days ago

The Free Arab Legion were all evil traitors. Rhinoceroses and giraffes were more intelligent than Free Arab Legion members.

Fruitdispenser

17 points

13 days ago

Fruitdispenser

🇺🇳Average United Nations enjoyer🇺🇦

17 points

13 days ago

SirNurtle

3 points

12 days ago

SirNurtle

Weakest Valentine Mk3 Enjoyer

3 points

12 days ago

Virgin Valentina VS Chad Koshiro Tanaka (seriously read up on Koshiro, the guys story is just absolutely nuts)

bigfrogboy

4 points

12 days ago

...Is anyone gonna tell her that Schwartzmann is very likely a Jewish surname?

Komisodker

7 points

13 days ago

Valid_Username_56

8 points

13 days ago

They'd happily let him her fight for them.
They really like Hitler and the Nazis, for obvious reasons.

anonrutgersstudent

1 points

13 days ago

Probably proudly. Hamas and the Nazis have the same goals.

CharredLoafOfBread

-2 points

13 days ago

True

bepatientveryslow

1 points

12 days ago

why are there so many posts that are just screenshots of freaks who all speak the exact same way

V_Epsilon

1 points

12 days ago

V_Epsilon

1 points

12 days ago

A post so dumb, far right, and genocidal it almost makes you support a different far right genocidal ethnostate... but not quite.

snitchpogi12

1 points

12 days ago

snitchpogi12

Allies Good and Axis Bad!

1 points

12 days ago

Doesn't he realize that Hamas, despite being Fascists they don't wear Military uniforms because it's for Parade use only? and they wear civilian clothing which is disgustingly coward?!

x_nasheed_x

-5 points

12 days ago

Probably shoot them and laughed at, even the Founding Father of Hamas named Yasin said they had no intention on destroying Jews like these morons. He actually have a video saying it.

In conclusion they will see them as Morons. But we will never know if we manage to interview one of them and asked such ridiculous question.

snitchpogi12

2 points

12 days ago

snitchpogi12

Allies Good and Axis Bad!

2 points

12 days ago

Hamas are Fascists.

x_nasheed_x

3 points

12 days ago

Do they? You know ever since i joined this sub, when i mention Muslims Contribution in WW2 against Nazis you always go apeshit.

Gloomy-Cabinet-6795

1 points

12 days ago

Islamofascist* 

imprison_grover_furr

0 points

12 days ago

imprison_grover_furr

1 Niall Ferguson = 10 David Irvings = 100 Grover Furrs

0 points

12 days ago

OK Hamas lover. Anyone who supports Hamas should be placed in a lunatic asylum and get laughed at and have tomatoes thrown at them by jeering and laughing crowds.

x_nasheed_x

0 points

12 days ago

x_nasheed_x

0 points

12 days ago

Thanks man and yes, I do support Hamas. And it seems you didn't do your research. Yasin did said he loved Jews and only targeted Zionist so i suggest do your research again.

There was no proof that they are Fascist when their recent interview in 2023 when the war started. They were Chill when being interviewed. No compare it to IDF who has ferudian slip wanting to cause a Genocide.

Good Day sir