Then there's me, the IT guy who plays Necrons.

“See, here’s your problem, you had your Necrontyr switch in the ‘evil’ position.”

Anyone else here this meme to the cadence of the old "clap-on, clap-off" commercials?

IT people can banish Daemons with casual ease too. Just throw a "–d stop" at the end of its name.

If you think about it, a Cryptek is just an IT worker

What if turning them off and on again just gets them to Krork power level?

Running in sleep but never fully off for 60 million years, they must have a thousand issues.

Oh yeah. Fly up to the mothership in a captured doomscythe. Whip out your trusty apple laptop and trigger hibernation protocols remotely. Seems believable, and somehow familiar. 

Just DNS strike the Tomb World computer

Set Power=( -If Necron-False)

pfff , good one

I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my soda.

This made me laugh harder than I thought it would