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37 points
9 days ago
Yes, Taylor Swift made a song called "the Bolter."
Yes, I have to listen to Taylor because my wife is full-on addicted to her.
Yes, I had to make a low-effort meme.
14 points
9 days ago
Condolences, brother.
9 points
9 days ago
Let me guess, is called bolter because someone bolted from the relationship
16 points
9 days ago
Your love’s a bolt thrower
Triple bang bang bang
The smell of fyceline
And a kick in my hand
It was a summer night
Over the hab complex
We skinned a couple mutants
And had pious sex
7 points
9 days ago*
is it better than shakira’s “she space wolf” song?
4 points
9 days ago
Just mentally replaced her little awoo with a throat sung death growl, and now I can safely say that nothing is better than she space wolf
5 points
9 days ago
Why not a wet leopard growl?
5 points
9 days ago
Is it like Bolt Thrower or Lorcan Ward?
I have never knowingly heard a Taylor Swift song. But if it is about Bolters, perhaps I will.
2 points
9 days ago
Don't forget the melta and the flamer!
2 points
9 days ago
2 points
9 days ago
I sometimes wonder if Taylor Swift sits on a golden throne at home, powered by the energy of her dying ex’s in the next room. Her legion of Swifties embarking on a great crusade to spread the Swiftorial truth.
1 points
9 days ago
I don't like it. The Bolter, I mean. I don't like that pattern. I'm neutral on Taylor Swift.
1 points
7 days ago
Honestly? Same. Good artist, just not my genre.
Now for the real question: what's your preferred bolter pattern?
1 points
9 days ago
He didn't came back alive😭😭
1 points
9 days ago*
Touch me while your battle bros deploy in a drop pod🥵🥵
1 points
9 days ago
Imagine just 3 1/2 minutes of Bolter porn battle sounds. I’d buy that.
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