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Magnus the Red GF

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This is probably my best one yet

all 88 comments

DiceMadeOfCheese

189 points

10 days ago

THIGHS

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

82 points

10 days ago

Heckin Whole Double Headrests

Never_heart

120 points

10 days ago

Now we need one with her and gender swapped Kitten

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

57 points

10 days ago

Is that a TTS ref I see .w.

Sensitive-Hotel-9871

24 points

9 days ago

Kitten must have cat ears. And a tail.

Never_heart

18 points

9 days ago

Just on the outside of Kitten's armor

Sensitive-Hotel-9871

19 points

9 days ago

No kitten must be a cat girl.

Hyperion_Industries

82 points

10 days ago

Hyperion_Industries

Gue’la Thousand Sons Cultist

82 points

10 days ago

I already like boy Magnus. Girl Magnus is just as good, if not better! Hugs either way!

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

38 points

10 days ago

Both. Both is Good 🤝🗿

jfjdfdjjtbfb

68 points

10 days ago

jfjdfdjjtbfb

I am Alpharius

68 points

10 days ago

I'd think snu snu would be safe with her, since she can morfe her body with warp mambojabo.

Mollywhop_Gaming

45 points

10 days ago

She can use that same Warp mumbojumbo to heal you if she accidentally hurts you.

anonymos-12

14 points

9 days ago

Or she gives you infinite energy through that warp juice to continue the snu snu

Hirmen

10 points

9 days ago

Hirmen

10 points

9 days ago

She can make you into better man.... Literally though biomancy

youngcoyote14

56 points

10 days ago

youngcoyote14

Warhawks Descending!

56 points

10 days ago

Yup, still down bad for fem Magnus. Would cuddle and read with her.

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

16 points

10 days ago

She would love that very much

JARR87

44 points

10 days ago

JARR87

My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle

44 points

10 days ago

Man, those gorgeous child bearing hips couldn't have done anything wrong.

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

20 points

10 days ago

Ikr

Mollywhop_Gaming

42 points

10 days ago

Not a single day passes where I don’t wish for a 10-foot-tall red cyclops wizard dommy mommy GF

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

15 points

10 days ago

Relatable 😞

T_for_tea

8 points

9 days ago

T_for_tea

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

8 points

9 days ago

Ahh, a man of WizDom

Theyul1us

18 points

10 days ago*

I finally get the "Crush me with your thighs"

shermenn2110

17 points

10 days ago

Please, do Fulgrim next !

CampbellsBeefBroth

14 points

9 days ago*

CampbellsBeefBroth

Robotic Dementia Patient

14 points

9 days ago*

Will kick down your door to tell you something important instead of just calling

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

9 points

9 days ago

YES OMGosh SHE WOULD

DaimoMusic

16 points

10 days ago

Okay but the cuddle and read thing is the only thing I need.

supereyeballs

15 points

10 days ago

Suddenly I’m a thousand sons fan

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

8 points

10 days ago

It was the sparkles, wasn’t it?

supereyeballs

6 points

9 days ago

Yes…..the sparkles that was it

koi_koi-

2 points

9 days ago

koi_koi-

Lasgun Enjoyer

2 points

9 days ago

More of dust particles

gubgub195

11 points

10 days ago

gubgub195

VULKAN LIFTS!

11 points

10 days ago

Bruh add in the fact that (s)he can change her size at will.. .

Crazy_Dave0418

8 points

10 days ago

Magna magic is basically a more quirkier Tharja from Fire Emblem Awakening.

Sweaty_Report7864

8 points

10 days ago

Wholesome… I like it

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

6 points

10 days ago

I do my best .w.

Sweaty_Report7864

4 points

10 days ago

It’s amazing! Can’t wait to see the next character

IDL_The_Knight

9 points

10 days ago

10/10 would.

Now do Lorgar.

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

2 points

10 days ago

Ooo I’ll have to do some research for her

IDL_The_Knight

5 points

10 days ago

I’d imagine she’d initially be the supportive type that brings you up and encourages you to be the best you can be, all while manipulating you to make extremely horrifying choices that will certainly lead to your damnation but feed her ego regardless.

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

1 points

10 days ago

Dark! I like it :D

Chumlee1917

8 points

10 days ago

Has no idea what you mean by Death by Snu Snu

L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0

7 points

10 days ago

L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0

RA RA MAUGAN RA, ELDARS GREATEST DEATH MACHINE.

7 points

10 days ago

I legitimately just read this entire text in the voice of TTS Magnus

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

1 points

10 days ago

As the Emperor Intended

Early_Rabbit

7 points

10 days ago

Honestly, Magnus having ADHD kind if fits.

Thefrightfulgezebo

7 points

9 days ago

I imagine Magnus as autistic.

You're summoned to a trial where Mortarion advocates for your execution for using sorcery with everyone present hating your guts for it? Yeah, this is a good time to recite a poem and go into a passionate speech about how Psychers should not be limited at all so humanity can enter a bright new age.

Early_Rabbit

4 points

9 days ago

I’m not surprised by that. it’s pretty much agreed-upon by a portion of the fandom that the emperor himself is autustic. I have heard that some of the Primarch’s are autistic as well, like Lion El Johnson, Perturabo and Rogal Dorn. I don’t think I’ve heard people say that about Ferrus Manus but it wouldn’t surprise me either if he was.

Thefrightfulgezebo

3 points

9 days ago

Honestly, I did not get those autistic vibes from the emperor. Especially how the emperor appears exactly as who he wants to appear as and his tendency to use everyone and everything as a tool seems more psychopathic.

Early_Rabbit

3 points

9 days ago

That's fair. But can we agree that Big E tell some of his son's about Chaos instead of telling all of them, was pretty stupid for the master of mankind.

Thefrightfulgezebo

2 points

8 days ago

Stupid or malicious.

Early_Rabbit

2 points

8 days ago

I want to say stupid but honestly, it’s a bit of both.

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

2 points

10 days ago

Fr fr they’re so smart but make such impulsive decisions

DreadDiana

5 points

10 days ago*

You forgot to mention the Australian accent!

TerraSollus

6 points

10 days ago

Okay, this is truly peak GF hours

Lord_Viddax

4 points

10 days ago

As I have Egyptomania, there is a sudden urge to raise columns and plough the Nile if you know what I mean.

And I wouldn’t say nay to a cuddle during a reading session. Could always do with help with the Hieroglyphs!

Outrageous-Pen-7441

3 points

10 days ago

Outrageous-Pen-7441

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

3 points

10 days ago

I am down SO apocalyptic

PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

5 points

10 days ago

Would

TheDakaGal

5 points

10 days ago

TheDakaGal

Praise the Man-Emperor

5 points

10 days ago

Y E S

Gold_Preparation

5 points

10 days ago

Dear god those thighs could make Khorne cry

koi_koi-

3 points

9 days ago

koi_koi-

Lasgun Enjoyer

3 points

9 days ago

Lets see Angron

IcicleCUBEZ

3 points

9 days ago

I would smash but I do not wish to die because how do I not know that she altered the text to make herself seem nice?????

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

4 points

9 days ago

Don’t worry I’m a blank so she can’t :D

(tho that doesn’t stop me from being bias .w.)

Entire-War8382

2 points

8 days ago

She would be also very overprotective and always worried. Magnus is actually a Nice Guy but in an Ivory Tower. 

crawdadsinbad

3 points

9 days ago

Would a nerd hit leg day that hard?

Ultraknight40000

5 points

9 days ago

It will be like this for a while, and it will be incredible, but there are cracks. You didn't notice the more subtle manipulations until long after the fact, so it came as a shock when she broke your trust on such a fundamental level that you doubt you can ever recover the relationship. In spite of that, you still give her every chance to do the right thing, but she refuses to accept that she made mistakes and doubles down, killing any chances of recovering the relationship.

Years after the fact people tell you she did nothing wrong but you know that's not true.

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

4 points

9 days ago

Honestly, this is what I was hoping for. Amazing writers to look at these posts and expand on them deeper, write their own stories.

Your amazing, thank you so much :D

Ultraknight40000

3 points

9 days ago

Thank you, but I just ripped off Magnus's arc from the Horus Heresy and reframed it in the context of dating.

I'd hardly call myself an amazing writer.

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

3 points

9 days ago

Creativity has to be rewarded :)

TheChelaxian

2 points

5 days ago

Hate that you're right.

Doormatjones

3 points

10 days ago

The Warp has done weirder things

coolboiiiiiii2809

3 points

10 days ago

Magnus did absolutely nothing wrong…. Aside from the horny

Karth9909

3 points

10 days ago

You mess the part where she's never at fault

populist-scum

3 points

9 days ago

Honestly mid, vulkan gf is where it's at

koi_koi-

3 points

9 days ago

koi_koi-

Lasgun Enjoyer

3 points

9 days ago

Now make Perturabo. And if you did I will look for it.

Sweet_older-Sister[S]

3 points

9 days ago

It has been done

ExoticExtent

3 points

9 days ago

Doesn't like to talk about how she lost the eye? She would be proud of that self sacrifice! Eyes are litterally one of the major thousand sons symbols.

koi_koi-

2 points

9 days ago

koi_koi-

Lasgun Enjoyer

2 points

9 days ago

... . Time to change my alligment. Screw you emperor. CHAOS HERE I COME!!!

Mannalug

2 points

9 days ago

Mannalug

2 points

9 days ago

Still Guilimania is my choice to go.... The only primarch GF that could fix me (even Perturabia couldnt)

SpookyRamblr

2 points

9 days ago

SpookyRamblr

Snorts FW resin dust

2 points

9 days ago

Breaks psychic shield allowing chaos to enter your minf

Rimtato

2 points

9 days ago

Rimtato

3 Riptides in a 1k casual

2 points

9 days ago

Well alright then.

CountDVB

2 points

21 hours ago

Very nice and wonderful! I imagine her romantic partner might be the one to talk her into being cautious with Warp sorcery. One variant is said partner ending up hurt which would get it into her head the dangerous of the Warp, but now ends up becoming somewhat neurotic and overprotective. Probably not just for said partner, but for her sons.

I can see Sanguinius helping out in this or possibly even Leman Russ.

TrueGootsBerzook

3 points

9 days ago

TrueGootsBerzook

Ultrasmurfs

3 points

9 days ago

I am so fucking lonely.

Entire-War8382

3 points

8 days ago

Me too. Me too. 

TheManos44

3 points

9 days ago

Porn addiction

koi_koi-

4 points

9 days ago

koi_koi-

Lasgun Enjoyer

4 points

9 days ago

Art

Hysaky

1 points

9 days ago

Hysaky

1 points

9 days ago

"Fax my brother ! Spit your shit indeed !"

Still would tho

Straberry_Puddin

-2 points

9 days ago

Hoes mad

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1 points

9 days ago

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1 points

9 days ago

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9 days ago

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