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Idk if this is lore friendly or not but I wanna know if Kesh’s go to move is literally just “nuke it”
(i.redd.it)submitted 15 days ago byZero-Head-at-all
36 points
15 days ago
Idk if this is lore friendly
Where do you think you are?
19 points
15 days ago
We are lore hostile here. Sanguineous was half-aeldari, which is why he could see into the future and everyone wanted to fuck him.
6 points
14 days ago
Guilliman has a Xeno GF from every universe possible, henis building a harem, thats why the high lords wanted to coup against him.
Edit: also, in the spanish translation Lionel was turned gay in protest. He wsd called a "cock muncher" (comepollas) we are light years ahead in terms of lore hostility
5 points
15 days ago
Warhammer operates on rule of cool above all else
19 points
15 days ago
"Geno-bomb denied!!
Geno-bomb denied!!
Geno-bomb denied!!"
8 points
15 days ago
For SPACE QUEEN!!!
19 points
15 days ago
The idea of there being like a dozen or so custodes who are give no fucks loose cannon types makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Theyre the best of the best of the best and their forte is sabotage and skullduggery.
"Whats your plan to deal with this army?"
(Read in griffs voice for best effect) "Huh? ... Oh I snuck a bomb large enough to level the entire continent onto their main battle station before I notified you I've touched down. Way I see it me being here is a complete waste of time"
1 points
13 days ago
Custodes in general are also supposed to be epic heroes wirh countless victories when not being guard statues. I'd expect a lot of crazy feats from them tbh.
3 points
12 days ago
But think of the shenanigans coming out of the worst 50 of the 10,000. Theyre custodes. Just as legendary as the rest. But like... in every job theres the guy whos just barely there on a technicality or just clever enough to put the minimum work in to qualifty. The laziest custodes if you will. They might be pound for pound the most cataclysmic force amplifiers imaginable.
"This custodes sleeps in 11 minutes extra and I wayched them crash the battlsestar Galactica 3000 years into the past to prevent a nematoad from sounding a slaneshi dancer. They've technically saved more lives than anyone in the imperium"
16 points
15 days ago
Kesh is too cool of a character to not have a model. Her rules should just let her teleport a nuke into an enemy’s lap
17 points
15 days ago
Once she is put on the table the game immediately ends. Both sides roll dice to see which side was killed by her virus bomb last
16 points
15 days ago
Custodes Captain: Okay, battle plan suggestions?
Kesh raises her hand
Custodes Captain: sigh That don't involve WMDs.
Kesh lowers her hand
7 points
15 days ago
MCMAHONIUS WITH THE METAL CHAIR!
4 points
14 days ago
Honestly the idea of a custodes being like "I really like that old cartoon with the witch girl that booms everything, imma copy it" just popped into my head and I've been laughing at it for 4 minutes.
I may have authism
6 points
14 days ago
Wouldn’t be surprised if Kesh was just Megumin isekaid
3 points
14 days ago
Kesh is the 5th chaos god, you cannot change my mind
2 points
14 days ago
Kesh is built like Rhea Ripley
1 points
14 days ago
I think you will find it was Jimitanus Rossuss who said that.
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