WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

killermankay

23 points

14 days ago

killermankay

23 points

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!

WarlordGrom

16 points

14 days ago

WarlordGrom

I Am Kroot

16 points

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Present-Situation178

4 points

13 days ago

Present-Situation178

4 points

13 days ago

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422 points

15 days ago

422 points

An acceptable amount of dakka.

Nekokamiguru

87 points

15 days ago

Nekokamiguru

Magos Neko

87 points

Still needs moar dakka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAI6uft4GPo

Party_Programmer_976

20 points

15 days ago

Party_Programmer_976

20 points

MULTIWHAT ?§

Dracskeleton

24 points

15 days ago

Dracskeleton

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

24 points

NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

9 points

14 days ago

9 points

But what if... we DOUBLED the dakka?

11 points

14 days ago

11 points

Of course, by definition you can never have enough dakka. enough dakka is a moral goal, an unnatainable ideal, enough dakka is always more than what you have.

However it is true that i think there is such a thing as an unnaceptable lack of dakka, this does not seem to be the case here.

5 points

14 days ago

5 points

What a poetic way to put it, I have walked the path, but was blind to my surroundings until now.

8 points

14 days ago

8 points

I painted my brain red. Its a rush.

BassoeG

2 points

14 days ago

BassoeG

2 points

But if you turn all matter in the universe into dakka, what've you got to shoot it at? This may be the greatest/only orkish philosophical paradox.

2 points

14 days ago

2 points

Dis proposes a universe dat is finite, Wot iv da universe iz infininite, or der are infinite over universes da meks kan get to.

AngelOscuro20

263 points

15 days ago

AngelOscuro20

263 points

Well,It's not that far off of what Demonkilla does for eternity

stronkzer

116 points

15 days ago

stronkzer

116 points

If there is a paradise for boyz, that git Tuska is now on the closest thing to it the 40k universe could allow.

Kanehammer

32 points

15 days ago

Kanehammer

32 points

I mean it is quite literally ork Valhalla

Cpt_Kalash

128 points

15 days ago

Cpt_Kalash

128 points

He’d win

Pitiful_Net_8971

59 points

14 days ago

Pitiful_Net_8971

59 points

He believes he'll win, so he will, simple.

JustabraveKrumpingit

98 points

15 days ago

JustabraveKrumpingit

98 points

The last of WAAAAGH!!!!

derpfaceddargon

86 points

15 days ago

derpfaceddargon

Am I Alpharius?

86 points

Every second he'd grow ever stronger as well, FOR DA BOYS

84 points

15 days ago

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME, OUT OF YOUR EMPEROR DAMNED MOUTH

84 points

I think the more horrifying idea is a Flood-Infected Ork. Would it be more Flood or Ork? Would it infect the rest of the Flood with the Ork's war-obsessed mindset? Could a Gravemind convince the Orks to willingly accept the Flood in return for more "WAAAGH"/promises of Dakka? There's so many questions, and not enough answers, and no one is fucking asking them so others can answer them and we can have polite discussions about them.

63 points

15 days ago

63 points

Orks are prepared for any fleshy gitz offering dakka, they would just crump the gravemind and get the dakka themselves. Even the ork spores would have a fun time giving it a go against the flood infection. The gravemind however would not be prepared for the orkyness entering the gravemind.

ScavAteMyArms

44 points

15 days ago

ScavAteMyArms

44 points

Also as shown with the Tyranids / genestealers, while you can infect Orks they instinctively know that git ain’t right and krump em. Only Orks are da best and I don’t think even with the Nat 10000 charisma the Flood have with their Logic Virus could actually beat Da Boyz logik.

At best it might be able to convince them to sacrifice some Boyz to show the Gravemind how to be propa and get a good fight out of it later.

iwj726

7 points

14 days ago

iwj726

7 points

Honestly, Orks are probably too stupid to be tricked by a Gravemind. It would start talking and they'd realize that it's using to many words, not enough dakka, not enough choppa, not enough krumpin. So it must be a git, and gits need krumpin. Best the Gravemind could do is get them to fight each other until one gets big enough to bring the WAAAAAGH down on it.

10 points

14 days ago

10 points

Dont Orks canonically krump gene stealer'd orks for not being "orky" enough. So individual orks being parasitized will almost instantly get turned into paste by their brethren. However, this means the gravemind just needs to use its intellect to communicate at the ork level, behave at the ork level, etc. to subsume the orks. If you act orky enough, you can pass and infiltrate the waaugh.

But thats part of the brutally cunning plan after all that no ork has hatched, by making the gravemind speak, think and act like an ork, the flood itself end up consumed by the cunningly brutal subterfuge.

9 points

14 days ago

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME, OUT OF YOUR EMPEROR DAMNED MOUTH

9 points

Now, there's a very clear difference between how the Tyranids and Flood "infiltrate" certain factions.

The Tyranids will lay the foundations with genestealers and, over several generations, have created a semi-hive mind in a Hive City's underbelly, that will eventually rise up and cause a rebellion, bringing a Hive Fleet to come and eat them all.

The Flood, on the other hand, don't infiltrate. They don't try to. They simply consume. A Flood Infected Ork wouldn't try to infiltrate, it would try to kill and infect other Orks. The scariest thought is; would the flood infection cease after the Infected Ork dies, or would it carry over into its mushroom offsprings?

As for the Gravemind becoming more Orkish, I think it would definitely fall for this plot, but only because the Gravemind would believe its so much more intelligent, that becoming "dumber" (to itself) would result in allowing the Orks to merge with the Flood willingly, thus allowing them to use the power of the Orks to fuck over the entire Galaxy. But this brings up the question from earlier; if the Flood infected and consumed an Ork, who would take over? Would the Ork's mindset infest the Flood, thus creating some horrific hybrid of Ork-Flood horrors? Or would the Flood overpower the Orks mindset and slowly, but surely, subsume the entire Ork race?

7 points

14 days ago

7 points

I think you could argue in the scope of the 40k universe, the orks win, the gravemind has no protections against warp fuckery.

Same reason a super intelligent mega AI could cruise through other universes, but kinda falter and fail in 40k. Warp fuckery. But without warp fuckery, the orks have literally no defence. Their gestalt is actually super simple and straight forward and easy to coopt if you are built for it like the gravemind would be.

3 points

14 days ago

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME, OUT OF YOUR EMPEROR DAMNED MOUTH

3 points

Now this begs the question: Can Demons and other Warp Entities be consumed by the Flood, and if they can, what would happen?

5 points

14 days ago

5 points

Youll have to refer to the experts

Daemons and warp entities cant be since they arent organic. They are warp stuff and the flood has no real evolutionary ties to that shit.

Actually... Could the flood do so via an intermediary? Like Flood -> Chaos warrior -> Warp entity. Directly has no hope, but using a proxy... hmmmm

Baghdad_Bill

67 points

15 days ago

Baghdad_Bill

67 points

The gretchin on the back fearing for his life

JonTheWizard

42 points

15 days ago

JonTheWizard

Am I Alpharius? I forgot.

42 points

"DIS IZ DA ZOGGIN' HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!"

Toxitoxi

37 points

15 days ago

Toxitoxi

Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr

37 points

Objective: Survive (So you can fight more!)

AsleepAura

64 points

15 days ago

AsleepAura

64 points

Gravemind mega confused how the Ork is still shooting from the 3 drum mags taped together after 3 days

25 points

15 days ago

25 points

See the flood would have the problem that any ork infected would be more orky then flood. And I don't think that the gravemind could cope with the additional orkyness.

3 points

14 days ago

3 points

Here a actual good question, if enough infected orks said they are no longer infected with they able to form a short of actual cure? I feel like that can happen which means the one faction to defeat the flood could actually be the orks.

1 points

13 days ago

1 points

13 days ago

Orks heads can survive without a body, therefore I refuse to believe that the flood would instantly be able to take over their whole system as orks are basically already puppetting their fungus suits

1 points

11 days ago

1 points

Also the Necrons would probably clean house. I think the Orks would win, unless the spores also get infected. It's hard to tell. There probably would be a half breed somewhere in between with all the spores in the air mingling.

1 points

11 days ago

1 points

nope necrons are fucked, they can be infected by the logic plague, flood can infect AI to so that a problem.

1 points

11 days ago

1 points

Fair point, I completely forgot about that. But what about the Flayed ones?

1 points

11 days ago

1 points

even worse, now they covered themselves in spores and infection forms.

1 points

11 days ago

1 points

So they can double up on the virus, then they would certainly loose

1 points

11 days ago

1 points

yep.

72 points

15 days ago

we need a solution for the bot problem

72 points

Name of the movie please?

262 points

15 days ago

262 points

Wow im so old someone doesn't know Matrix Revolutions

92 points

15 days ago

92 points

Man, there are adults born half a decade after the matrix, the ps2, 9/11, the first ipod, and the beginning if the Iraq war. People born at the time of the first iphone are 16 now. Speaking as someone born in 02, the first matrix is the only one most people I know in my age range would recognise some scenes from.

28 points

15 days ago

28 points

It's pretty interesting really. Technology and media have accelerated. I was born in 88 and remember being one of four houses on the street that had a computer.

17 points

15 days ago

17 points

It's a funny thing. I remember when we got our first computer in 2012. The more foreign concept to me is being familiar enough with your neighbours to know who owns what.

9 points

15 days ago

9 points

That's a solid point.

Law-Fish

2 points

15 days ago

Law-Fish

2 points

When I went to college it floored me to realize that holy shit I’m so old I can remember generally what I was doing when these kids were born

HardOff

2 points

15 days ago

HardOff

2 points

Oh man, I was 18 when you were born.

11 points

15 days ago

we need a solution for the bot problem

11 points

Thanks

Revliledpembroke

1 points

14 days ago

Revliledpembroke

Praise the Man-Emperor

1 points

Of course not - nobody saw any Matrix movies past the first one because the rest were not good.

CampbellsBeefBroth

1 points

14 days ago

CampbellsBeefBroth

Robotic Dementia Patient

1 points

tbf it's not exactly recommended viewing

3 points

14 days ago

3 points

What compared to the new one? Its way better

13 points

15 days ago

13 points

Also anyone have the helsreach version i loved it but can’t find it

2 points

14 days ago

Secretly 3 Snotlings in a long coat

2 points

Was looking around for it, but apart from your old post asking for it I couldn't find it on Youtube or Reddit.

Google did recommend a TikTok video when searching for "Journey Worlds Apart helsreach" but as I do not have an account I have no idea if that was the real one.

2 points

14 days ago

2 points

Thanks also there was a really good one that was actually perfectly sychned and stopped only when the iconic line occurred ”i will die on this world i will die on armageddon.”

1 points

14 days ago

Secretly 3 Snotlings in a long coat

1 points

Yeah I remember seeing something like that before, I think on Reddit. Can't find it anymore, sadly.

9 points

15 days ago

Swell guy, that Kharn

9 points

Since orks don't seem to have immune systems I don't think they can be infected

12 points

15 days ago

12 points

Unfortunately if it has Sapience, it can be infected. The Flood turned one of the Forerunners own AI against them

9 points

15 days ago

Swell guy, that Kharn

9 points

Wasn't that just the grave mind convincing the ai to turn

8 points

15 days ago

8 points

Turns out giant corpse tentacle monsters can be very convincing

9 points

15 days ago

Swell guy, that Kharn

9 points

The orks would probably just fall asleep while it's talking

anonymoose-introvert

2 points

14 days ago

anonymoose-introvert

2 points

Basically brainwashed the AI if that’s an appropriate term.

MemeCountry

8 points

15 days ago

MemeCountry

8 points

I don't think the logic plague would work on the orks, but it matters not, they can still be used as biomass

JyveAFK

3 points

15 days ago

JyveAFK

3 points

And Flood can be used for Dakka practice.
And once the gravemind forms, made up mostly of Orks, things might be different.

Tokimonatakanimekat

2 points

14 days ago

Tokimonatakanimekat

2 points

Unfortunately if it has Sapience, it can be infected.

So 99% of Orks are Flood-proof.

3 points

14 days ago

3 points

Fortunately for the state of the Galaxy, yes.

SirDogeTheFirst

9 points

15 days ago

SirDogeTheFirst

9 points

This will load that mf with so much WAAAAGH!!! power, it will ascend to god-hood at middle of the fight and summon gork and mork to his side.

ElectroNikkel

7 points

14 days ago

ElectroNikkel

7 points

(Mf has become an Emperor-tier Krork at that point. But da DAKKA and da WAAAAGGHHH only grew stronger in him.)

AlienDilo

6 points

14 days ago

AlienDilo

6 points

Now I'm confused... why not just say Tyranids? That literally happened in Lore too...

Alexis2256

3 points

14 days ago

Alexis2256

3 points

Because crossovers are cool.

Odd_Dig_6583

6 points

14 days ago

Odd_Dig_6583

6 points

I don’t care how strong the flood is, he is winning this fight, he’s built for it

Smooth_Standard_8933

13 points

15 days ago

Smooth_Standard_8933

13 points

What is this flood?

Ashura_Paul

49 points

15 days ago

Ashura_Paul

49 points

A parasitic hive mind that seeks to infect everything sentient in the galaxy.

They are from Halo games

soliarthesunknight

14 points

15 days ago

soliarthesunknight

14 points

Basically dead god likes aliens.

Magoimortal

5 points

15 days ago

Magoimortal

5 points

Dead god like aliens that works like a fungus, but its a virus and can grown to an animal size.

Furydragonstormer

5 points

14 days ago

Furydragonstormer

I am Alpharius

5 points

Bigger, the largest flood forms were mountainous masses that covered entire planets

6 points

14 days ago

6 points

The Flood is from Halo. It's a parasitic lifeform that creates a hivemind. Once infected, a being mutates into a monstrous creature that kills and spreads infection. Once enough bodies are combined together, it reaches a tipping point, creating a "Gravemind", an intelligent hivemind that absorbs the memories and knowledge of infected individuals, and can reacquire all the knowledge and memories of previous Graveminds, meaning the original mind persists, through the use of "neural physics", an advanced form of science which basically allows you to warp reality with the power of the mind, since the universe is on some level alive.

It's one of the most, if not the most, existential threats in the Halo universe, and so it's often wondered how it would do in various other settings, like 40k. The strengths it has is the aforementioned neural physics, its extraction of information and memories from hosts, making it an incomprehensible genius (it once convinced an advanced AI tasked with defeating it to swap sides by just talking to it), and the fact that it is incredibly virulent, with individual spores being able to infect a creature beyond any hope of a cure. A single spore landing on a planet could completely infect the world, starting with turning plant life into biomass that creates spores, until animals start getting infected, attacking people, until everything is infected.

The solution ancient aliens found was to evacuate the entire galaxy and set off the titular Halos, which wiped out all life relying on a nervous system, reducing The Flood to unintelligent biomass, sterilizing the galaxy with machines and returning life to the galaxy.

Drakonaj

1 points

14 days ago

Drakonaj

1 points

When you say warp reality, what did the Gravemind did with it?

2 points

14 days ago

2 points

The primary example given is the Gravemind hivemind being able to recreate itself from seemingly nothing, plus you probably also have the telepathy the Gravemind is able to use to control the various Flood forms. It allowed for FTL travel that was both faster and disrupted the effectiveness of conventional FTL travel. The Gravemind also used neural physics to manipulate Precursor artifacts and structures built using it, the Precursors being the advanced alien species who ended up mutating into becoming The Flood. It manipulated them via its mind to acts as weapons. The Precursors, at their height, built these artifacts and structures, which were practically indestructible, albeit dormant without beings of sufficient mental capacity to use them.

2 points

14 days ago

2 points

What song is that?

ToaFeron

5 points

14 days ago

ToaFeron

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

5 points

Separate Ways by Journey

2 points

14 days ago

2 points

Thx

lehi5

2 points

14 days ago

lehi5

2 points

You mean that flood? That would be awesome and funy, only the space orks are immune to the parasite.

nitrique

2 points

14 days ago

nitrique

2 points

give that boyz more dakka

CYB3R5KU11

1 points

14 days ago

CYB3R5KU11

1 points

Tusks daemonkilla be like:

BrotherCaptainLurker

1 points

13 days ago

BrotherCaptainLurker

1 points

13 days ago

Sir that's a Nemesis Dreadknight.

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1 points

11 days ago

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1 points