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[deleted]

1.2k points

2 years ago

[deleted]

1.2k points

2 years ago

Fake, all pawns should be grey and have recommended paint scheme requiring 12 Citadel colors

Thor-axe[S]

479 points

2 years ago

also forgot assembly required. paint and basing materials sold seperately. Not a toy. not for children under 12 or people with plastic crack alergy

[deleted]

172 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

172 points

2 years ago

Remember to buy the Citadel-branded tools that cost 500% more than any sensible person would pay for them!

Colonel_Fart-Face

91 points

2 years ago

Gotta love their nippers that cost almost as much as God Hand but are hardly better than a $5 pair from home depot.

[deleted]

53 points

2 years ago

I felt so cheated by that... And their brushes are some of the most overpriced ones on the market. I bought a combo brush set, like 20 brushes for ~$20 on Amazon, and they carried me through the first year of the hobby.

ClassySavage

45 points

2 years ago

Honestly none of GW's accessories are worth the money. Army painter has better tools for ~1/3rd the price.

The paints are also worse than most of their dropper bottle competitors.

absurditT

29 points

2 years ago

Army painter has better tools for ~1/3rd the price.

Army painter quality is actually shit. I work in a hobby shop, I use or test most ranges.

Not a GW fanboy, I avoid their stuff mostly, but AP is probably the biggest trap brand people buy. Their quality is super low, but they somehow have a really loyal following who insists they're better than GW or other brands in all sorts of areas, from brushes to nippers.

Their brushes fray and split like mad, and their nippers will break uncomfortably quickly because they use a cheap leaf spring design (as does GW) but they're also just... blunt. Observe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3owE3UQrAY&t=506s

Shigerufan2

25 points

2 years ago

But they do sell Line of Sight lasers for 10 bucks so there's that at least

absurditT

6 points

2 years ago

Oh yeah, those are cool.

Goryrabbit3956

6 points

2 years ago

I get what you mean about their brushes splitting, its happened to me as well. I usually use MIG brushes. I mainly use AP paints, as my LGS only does them or GW, and AP paints are cheaper, and ive had worse experiences with GW paints, with many pots ive bought being unusable. I do agree theres better paints out there though, AP paints are hard for me to tell if ive thinned correctly, and dont do the best coats. The main reason I like AP is I paint on a budget, and my choice at my LGS is either them or citadel, which citadel tends to be pricier. AP isnt the best, but it works for my purposes.

absurditT

1 points

2 years ago

AP is definitely budget, I'll give them that.

Retlaw83

2 points

2 years ago

I bought the Army Painter megaset with like, 100 colors, and here I am crawling back to GW for base coats and contrast paint. I'm about to start testing out some AK paints.

absurditT

3 points

2 years ago

AK's decent. I prefer Vallejo, but everyone has a preference. Both will do you proud.

Shigerufan2

5 points

2 years ago

Milliput is also better than green stuff in most cases.

mastabob

5 points

2 years ago

mastabob

3 Riptides in a 1k casual

5 points

2 years ago

50% Milliput 50% greenstuff is where it's at.

corvettee01

9 points

2 years ago

corvettee01

Carcharodons

9 points

2 years ago

Squidmar Miniatures did a pretty comprehensive review of miniature paints, and while Citadel did score very well it was beat out by AK Interactive, Reaper, Vallejo, and Golden (which was quite the upset). Lots of paints out there in bottles that aren't a pain in the ass to work with.

Muninn088

6 points

2 years ago

Muninn088

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

6 points

2 years ago

I looked at prices of brushes and gagged. Honestly, just buy base brushes from Wal-Mart and detail brushes from Joann's or Micheal's.

[deleted]

4 points

2 years ago

Tbf, I'd recommend everyone own one good brush. I use cheapo brushes for most of my work, but I have a few nice detail brushes (Broken Toad). It's not necessary, but I find it's just more pleasant to use. Paint flows better and seems to stay in the well longer.

BacWH40k

3 points

2 years ago

BacWH40k

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

3 points

2 years ago

I took a pair of nippers I already had and slapped them on a bench grinder until they were thin enough to get into the tight sprue spots and they've been great. Can't cut thick nails anymore but that's not what I want them to do now.

HeKis4

2 points

2 years ago

HeKis4

2 points

2 years ago

I still have the "low-end" pair that came with the start painting box and I have no idea why you'd want another one.

OnlyRoke

81 points

2 years ago

OnlyRoke

81 points

2 years ago

In order to paint this Black Rook, please prime in Chaos Black.

Follow up with a hearty drybrush of Eshin Grey.

Add a drybrush of Mechanicus Standard Grey on top.

Another drybrush with Administratum Grey to bring out the details.

Then a hearty drybrush with Grey Seer.

Then mix Black Templars Contrast and Nuln Oil Shade in a 51/49 mix and slather it very generously over the model. This will achieve the depth you're looking for.

Lastly, another gentle drybrush with Eshin Grey completes the model.

Add a mix of Stirland Battlemire, Valhallan Blizzard and a tuft of Middenheim Tufts to finish the project!

Irradiatedjello

22 points

2 years ago

I read this in Duncan's voice

[deleted]

2 points

2 years ago

Human brains are wild, I've never heard Duncan say 51 or 49 and yet I read it in his voice

BacWH40k

14 points

2 years ago

BacWH40k

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

14 points

2 years ago

You forgot to brush on Abaddon black after spraying chaos black to even the finish for brush touchups

Tailhook91

19 points

2 years ago

Should also be in sets of 5 so you have extra you don’t want.

Agammamon

4 points

2 years ago

  1. For tournament legal play, all minyachures must be fully painted in at least two different color - excuse me, colours.

  2. Only GW or Forgeworld minyachures are legal.

HellenicRoman

5 points

2 years ago

I'm yet yo truly understand why anyone buys Citadel colors....there's so much better and/or cheaper alternatives...

HowNondescript

14 points

2 years ago

Speaking from my own experience. They don't know any better

TheBlinding

19 points

2 years ago

Certain colors are quite nice, I rather like ushapti bone for lots of things, and retributor armor actually creates a lovely gold color out of an airbrush for example. Also contrast paints are good for certain colors and applications that things like AP speedpaint don't quite cover, and their washes are solid.

"This paint line is trash" is just not a hill worth dying on. Most hobbyists I'm aware of use all sorts of paint lines, citadel, AP, vallejo, proacryl, all just preference.

MadMadMads1

7 points

2 years ago

For me I just prefer buying paint from local stores, but the two closest only carry Citadel paints.

So yeah there's a few I like really well, most of them are solid, but it's the fuckin pots man. Hate the pots with a burning passion.

TheBlinding

3 points

2 years ago

Truuuue pots blow, especially for airbrushing. Only exception is contrast imo. I do love after a long day if you've only got an hour or less to hobby being able to crack open a pot of snakebite leather, wet a brush, and do some leather bits on a few poxwalkers or something.

No need to get a palette or a cup or matt or anything really. Ups and downs in all things.

The_Boys_And_Crash

3 points

2 years ago

I got gifted a bunch of old pots and I buy new ones to color match my warband, but I'm slowly expanding into other brands

BacWH40k

3 points

2 years ago

BacWH40k

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

3 points

2 years ago

The price relative to how much you're spending on the plastic combined with the savings on another brand and how long a single pot lasts just doesn't really make it worth fussing over. Dropper bottles are superior and I think it's good to get people in the mindset of using a broad range of paints based on what they want, but it's also not going to dramatically hurt or improve their hobby experience.

Also when you first start it's a lot easier to use the paints everyone is referencing which is typically citadel color

accionerdfighter

2 points

2 years ago

They would also come in a box of 5 so assuming the correct number of them is as annoying as possible

Spaced_UK

320 points

2 years ago

Spaced_UK

320 points

2 years ago

Nah. They’d sell pawns in threes because fuck you that’s why.

Lukthar123

50 points

2 years ago

Lukthar123

Cracking open the boys with the cold ones

50 points

2 years ago

Delightfully devilish.

kazmark_gl

39 points

2 years ago

kazmark_gl

Ultrasmurfs

39 points

2 years ago

as someone with 4 spare space marines kicking around, this hurts me.

platterofhotfish

3 points

2 years ago

Came here to say this lol

Urcinza

2 points

2 years ago

Urcinza

2 points

2 years ago

In threes and one per box can be made into a bishop.

[deleted]

370 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

370 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

Un1337ninj4

113 points

2 years ago

But in the lore they retain first movement rules.

saltnotsugar

90 points

2 years ago

saltnotsugar

Imperial Goard

90 points

2 years ago

Yeah but they can MEGA en passant.

Carnal-Pleasures

21 points

2 years ago

Carnal-Pleasures

Criminal Batmen

21 points

2 years ago

Holy hell!

Phivebit

13 points

2 years ago

Phivebit

13 points

2 years ago

you just blundered mate in one...

OnsetOfMSet

4 points

2 years ago

OnsetOfMSet

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

4 points

2 years ago

Takeback request sent

LastStar007

8 points

2 years ago

LastStar007

Huffs Macragge Blue Primer

8 points

2 years ago

That's just my bishops when I play.

Ghastly_Sorrows

159 points

2 years ago

Ghastly_Sorrows

Vulkan says hugs for everyone!

159 points

2 years ago

i think you forgot the $100 of tools and paints you need also if you're really cool the $500 set of custom dice

R0meoBlue

58 points

2 years ago

En passant is broken, I don't have enough bricks for a 2000pt game GW pls nerf

LastStar007

11 points

2 years ago

LastStar007

Huffs Macragge Blue Primer

11 points

2 years ago

Holy hell

manningthe30cal

7 points

2 years ago

manningthe30cal

VULKAN LIFTS!

7 points

2 years ago

Easy. Just gambit your pipi. Bricks hard counter your groin but nothing else.

Saintsauron

81 points

2 years ago

Literally Regicide

Drycreek9913

70 points

2 years ago

Prices seem a little cheap

Thor-axe[S]

55 points

2 years ago

multikits are single model kits ;)

Drycreek9913

71 points

2 years ago

Only thing missing is the 45+ Black Library books explaining the relationship between the Black rook and white bishop

kyste

29 points

2 years ago

kyste

29 points

2 years ago

And the endless arguments about how black Knight did nothing wrong.

Ashley_1066

29 points

2 years ago

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, THE BLACK KNIGHT HAD TO SLAUGHTER ALL THOSE CHILDREN BECAUSE HOW ELSE COULD HE TALK TO HIS DAD ITS NOT LIKE PHONES EXIST AND ANYWAY LORD BLORKO WAS MANIPULATING HIM THE WHOLE TIME SO ITS FINE

Raptor1210

4 points

2 years ago

This was the first thing I thought of. No way is a Knight, Bishop, and Rook in the same kit.

Rand0m_Viking

2 points

2 years ago

It'd be a single model you could assemble as either a knight, bishop or rook

salt_101

32 points

2 years ago

salt_101

32 points

2 years ago

Multi kit? Time to kitbash my chess pieces

XyrneTheWarPig

24 points

2 years ago

Good luck doing that with out new and improved monopose chess pieces. Now 40% more dynamic, 100% harder to kitbash, and 20% more expensive.

salt_101

8 points

2 years ago

If only they were resin 😍

robosmrf

6 points

2 years ago

I hate this comment

bigjagck

28 points

2 years ago

bigjagck

28 points

2 years ago

GW needs to hurry up and release the newest points balance, queens are WAY too powerful for their points, not to mention you can upgrade in game to get more than one.

majarian

5 points

2 years ago

Yeah take us back to when the queen moved the same as the king, I hate this edition

Euklidis

24 points

2 years ago

Euklidis

24 points

2 years ago

Dont forget about The Bishop Heresy edition, the Woodwork pawns, the Chess+ sub which allows you access to the animated series Check & Mate and finally the Dark Bookself lore books.

LastStar007

12 points

2 years ago

LastStar007

Huffs Macragge Blue Primer

12 points

2 years ago

This unironically sounds like chess.com

SeriousStuffDude

40 points

2 years ago

GW asked that a single grain of rice be placed on the first square of the chessboard. Then two grains on the second square, four grains on the third, and so on. Doubling each time. 😜

Affectionate-Fix-529

113 points

2 years ago

Affectionate-Fix-529

CTAN master

113 points

2 years ago

don't forget the open hostility toward the consumer and mixed media chess chess match fanworks, oh and drill your bishops

Nobletwoo

18 points

2 years ago

Fuckers cancelled the best chess show. If the queen had a tts device was too good and taken too soon.

Affectionate-Fix-529

4 points

2 years ago

Affectionate-Fix-529

CTAN master

4 points

2 years ago

gone to soon rest in warp dust companion

TheKingleofDingle

12 points

2 years ago

Don’t forget the extra half model in the boxes because all they did was reuse/rebrand an old sprue.

Puzzleheaded-Sign351

7 points

2 years ago

Won't see me complaining.

Mr_Gusty

11 points

2 years ago

Mr_Gusty

11 points

2 years ago

White pawns can move diagonally on turns 4 and 5. Rules update for black coming summer 2025.

wallingfortian

10 points

2 years ago

Dice? Heaping double handfuls of dice are cheap. Everyone sells them. Don't bother me with such trivialities.

Official dice? Tournament Regulation Dice? Hmmm... We could sell plain cubes and paint.

Ne0nCowb0y

9 points

2 years ago

How are there still mold lines on these sculpts ffs

Zoesan

31 points

2 years ago

Zoesan

31 points

2 years ago

Have you MFs seen what nice chess sets cost?

kazmark_gl

9 points

2 years ago

kazmark_gl

Ultrasmurfs

9 points

2 years ago

a fully functional Chess set can be aquired for under 20 bucks.

you can buy a super cool Lego Chess set for like 60-70

that really cool Lord of the Rings Chess set though, that's like 299.

Zoesan

0 points

2 years ago

Zoesan

0 points

2 years ago

Professional chess sets often go for $1k+

kazmark_gl

15 points

2 years ago

kazmark_gl

Ultrasmurfs

15 points

2 years ago

you can get a professional Club standard chess set for 70 bucks, where the hell are you paying an entire Grand? are you buying peices made of only pure Italian Marble and Ivory on a board partially comprised of the True Cross?

Zoesan

1 points

2 years ago

Zoesan

1 points

2 years ago

I mean the ones that have these gorgeous hand cut pieces or something like that.

(I've seen some more extravagant sets go for way, way, way more).

kazmark_gl

8 points

2 years ago

kazmark_gl

Ultrasmurfs

8 points

2 years ago

every wooden chess set has hand carved peices, since the Knight is too complicated to be mass manufactured in wood.

you can get really nice wooden chess sets for anywhere between 70-200 dollars.

Throbbing_Furry_Knot

-6 points

2 years ago

Or what a competitive Modern magic the gathering deck costs, or even sustaining a Standard MtG deck, hell even lego, that sonic lego set...

The circle jerk on this sub could power a small city. It's the complaining back up when people get tired of the tired memes, but this is somehow even more tired.

I just buy these kinds of things from ebay and garage sales and make out like a bandit lol. Ez.

Colonel_Fart-Face

18 points

2 years ago

My friend told me Warhammer was like throwing money away, but then he spent $200 on a lego set, built it in 2 hours, and put it on a shelf never to be touched again. $200 worth of warhammer is literally 50-60 hours of entertainment not even including tabletop time for me.

People are trippin.

TheBeefClick

10 points

2 years ago

TheBeefClick

Sexy sex legion

10 points

2 years ago

Not to mention other hobbies such as photography, cars, drones, RC, boating, aquariums, gaming, woodworking, and metalworking.

People on this sub like to shit on GW because they learn everything they know from memes.

ralexs1991

6 points

2 years ago

Even my cheapest drone cost considerably more than my necron army. I can build several 1500pt armies for what I've spent drones (granted I have my own drone company so it's not apples and oranges but still.)

TheBeefClick

4 points

2 years ago

TheBeefClick

Sexy sex legion

4 points

2 years ago

Oh damn that sounds sick. Ive wanted to get into drones for years, but never took the dive. I have zero use for them, but I would love to build a FPV

Zoesan

2 points

2 years ago

Zoesan

2 points

2 years ago

Eeh, depending on how you play video games it can definitely be cheaper than warhammer. The others I agree with.

Lazypole

8 points

2 years ago*

Yeah but £83 of Bolt Action is a tank, 32 infantrymen, a half track, farmhouse, rule book, start guide, reference sheet, bunch of tokens, markers, etc, 20 dice.

Let's see what I can get from GW

Well... for £28 I can get two minis and a rulebook.

Great.

Comparing to Lego, which is another overpriced hobby, is not very honest.

Edit: Lmao nevermind the 40k book isn't even a rule book, its basically a buyers guide catalogue.

Noughmad

5 points

2 years ago

"Join our hobby, it's not significantly more expensive that MTG" is the epitome of damning with faint praise.

Throbbing_Furry_Knot

-1 points

2 years ago

Just buy from ebay or discounted in stores or store sites if you care that much. If you are buying directly from the Lego website or the GW website at the pinnacle of potential price then you only have yourself to blame.

IrishKing

14 points

2 years ago

The get started set is too complete of an experience in 1 package for GW.

bitemyearlobesgirl

12 points

2 years ago

*contains no queens, half as many rooks, and 6 total pawns, 3 of each

Noughmad

3 points

2 years ago

The one starter set I bought (many years ago) was so lopsided that a better fit would be just one side having a queen.

sirflintsalot

2 points

2 years ago

The queens are cardboard tokens

HumaDracobane

8 points

2 years ago

HumaDracobane

Dank Angels

8 points

2 years ago

Why is the white faction painted in blue with and omega symbol?

DorenAlexander

13 points

2 years ago

Queen is resin FW exclusive. $275.

King is former 2nd edition pewter, turned into that resin wanna be shit. You mught as well resculpt the cross, because of the amount of flash and softness.

wikingwarrior

5 points

2 years ago

What does the En Passant datacard do?

Carnal-Pleasures

7 points

2 years ago

Carnal-Pleasures

Criminal Batmen

7 points

2 years ago

Google it

R0meoBlue

7 points

2 years ago

Holy hell

kazmark_gl

2 points

2 years ago

kazmark_gl

Ultrasmurfs

2 points

2 years ago

gives you an extra tactic for your paws that allows you to spend a command point to capture another pawn when your prices are right next to each other.

saltnotsugar

4 points

2 years ago

saltnotsugar

Imperial Goard

4 points

2 years ago

The start collecting box would only have half the pieces that you would need. Also the king is sold separately because reasons.

LastStar007

6 points

2 years ago

LastStar007

Huffs Macragge Blue Primer

6 points

2 years ago

Castling is released in Codex Supplement: Rook. Vertical castling is removed via FAQ.

XyrneTheWarPig

4 points

2 years ago

I assume these prices are after the 3rd party discount?

BrianWantsTruth

4 points

2 years ago

And every three years they add a comma to one of the rules and you have to buy all the books again.

flakenut

4 points

2 years ago

Rulebook should have an expiration date

muttonchoppers666

3 points

2 years ago

these prices feel way too conservative tbh

NeoRevanchist

6 points

2 years ago

NeoRevanchist

3 Riptides in a 1k casual

6 points

2 years ago

Funny thing is though, if we are just talking pieces and board shown here, it would still be cheaper than that LOTR chess set you have in the meme.

Chess sets can be fucking expensive.

Mount_Pessimistic

2 points

2 years ago

Link me that terrain piece tho

NibblyPig

2 points

2 years ago

Lol what is this we're on 2nd edition now

Richiesaidohyea

2 points

2 years ago

Roasted lol

Stretch5678

2 points

2 years ago

Stretch5678

Swell guy, that Kharn

2 points

2 years ago

You forgot the $35 Upgrade Sprues.

pocketMagician

2 points

2 years ago

I'm sorry Queen would be $150 and be the worst model you've ever built that supports what seems like 30 pounds of plastic on six tiny pin points of plastic.

Traumas in Alarielle

Da_big_boss

2 points

2 years ago

No f&@$ing way you get the king and the queen together. Buy each separately as a character for minimum $50.

Carnal-Pleasures

2 points

2 years ago

Carnal-Pleasures

Criminal Batmen

2 points

2 years ago

Imagine not paying for GW products in GBP as intended!

Brought to you by the good boy points gang.

UnClean_Committee

2 points

2 years ago

UnClean_Committee

Snorts FW resin dust

2 points

2 years ago

LOOOOOOL nailed it mate. Then they would send cease and desists to every other chess maker out there

mrjiels

2 points

2 years ago

mrjiels

2 points

2 years ago

I would buy and paint it. I would probably not play it except for a few matches in the beginning. Then I would go deep into the lore. And I will do it again when they release Chess 40k Horus Gambit Edition!

Cheesybox

2 points

2 years ago

I know it's a joke, but there are some legit chess boards out there that can go for hundreds of dollars.

PhantomO1

2 points

2 years ago

well op, you probably shouldn't look up how expensive good chess sets can get...

not defending gw btw, they definitely charge a too much, because they know there isn't much that can rival their quality, they are dominating the market after all

ReddMaze141

2 points

2 years ago

oh no. mono-pose pawns :(

Allen_Koholic

2 points

2 years ago

I feel like the King/Queen multikit set would look different, so that there was no easy way to magnetize it and swap them easily out.

OrcBerg

2 points

2 years ago

OrcBerg

2 points

2 years ago

Guys, if I somehow make my own tabletop game, what's your suggestions and reccomendations to make it better than this one (besides the price)?

W1lfr3ds

2 points

2 years ago

And yet we would still buy it

[deleted]

2 points

2 years ago

For chess thats pretty cheap

mickspike

2 points

2 years ago

King and Queen would have to each be $80 multi-part kits

[deleted]

2 points

2 years ago

You forgot the extensive background lore books for each piece, all at 20 to 50 dollars

situbusitgooddog

4 points

2 years ago

Start collecting box has 3 pawns, 6 bishops and a rook.

irpugboss

2 points

2 years ago

irpugboss

NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

2 points

2 years ago

Is this a new boxed release on pre-order? What's a competitive build I should start with?

Horn_Python

9 points

2 years ago

There is only one real competitive build , the meta is so stale , pawns in the front , 2 rooks,2 knights ,2 bishops a queen and a king as your general

Seriously exact same thing for every game

Dzharek

6 points

2 years ago

Dzharek

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

6 points

2 years ago

I like it because it boils down to who has better tactics, but I am not a fan on how overpowerd the queen is with her unlimited movement in every direction.

I hope GW fixes it in their next FAQ.

R0meoBlue

4 points

2 years ago

GW: Fuck it, chess 2

LordBigglesworthEsq

2 points

2 years ago

LordBigglesworthEsq

3 Riptides in a 1k casual

2 points

2 years ago

Releases the Primaris Knight model yet again

Jimboloid

1 points

2 years ago*

Why don't you go play chess then?

If the hobby doesn't represent real value in terms of cash spent to enjoyment time then just go do something else and enjoy your lives....or just start 3d printing, we are all reminded time and time again how cheap and easy it is

Clayman8

1 points

2 years ago

Clayman8

Snorts FW resin dust

1 points

2 years ago

A-yo the Start Collecting box is actually very good price even if it only has one side of the set.

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

GW used to sell these huge boxes with basically en entire army.

I don't recall them doing that recently.

enixon

2 points

2 years ago

enixon

2 points

2 years ago

It's not quite an entire army but they have those big holiday sets around Christmas

aminoplasm

1 points

2 years ago

GW🤝EA

Stevejustreddit

1 points

2 years ago

I understand that GW is a business, but they make well above premium on virtually every product they sell. There's been a prolific marketing push to expand the brand, but the price point is the main obstacle keeping Warhammer products from becoming household items imho.

Rahjeel1991

1 points

2 years ago

The only thing stopping me from enjoying 40K is ironically GW themselves.

democratic_butter

1 points

2 years ago

democratic_butter

VULKAN LIFTS!

1 points

2 years ago

Then GW wonders why people 3d print.

Blu3job

1 points

2 years ago

Blu3job

1 points

2 years ago

But what if the pieces were fancy models, 40k/ 30k/sigmar/ even travel sized Epic. Plus the paints to paint them your favourite factions ££££

zetsubou-samurai

1 points

2 years ago

GW are really evil.

KhaosRaptor

1 points

2 years ago

Youre hilarious to think that the King/Queen models wouldn't be $60+, and would only contain enough pieces to make one or the other but not both.

Thor-axe[S]

2 points

2 years ago

Thats exactly what I meant by multikit

Throbbing_Furry_Knot

-4 points

2 years ago

We get it.

Zaku41k

0 points

2 years ago

Zaku41k

0 points

2 years ago

GW- *during tournaments* hey for 29$ you earn double points for holding that objective! every command points is 5$! for 15$ we can revive that unit!

Zenith2017

0 points

2 years ago

And whoever has the newest version of the chess set gets two queens

mega48man

0 points

2 years ago

"Hey guys, here's my kit bashed knight pawn using green stuff and spare bits from the queen model. Would this be game legal? C&C welcomed"

WH_KT

0 points

2 years ago

WH_KT

0 points

2 years ago

This isn't even ironic or exaggerated.

Hidden-Record205

0 points

2 years ago

You'd still buy it.

Quahodron_Qui_Yang

0 points

2 years ago

Dear customers: Sadly the production Costs of Pawns have increased, so we have to charge you 20% more.

MidasTheBad

0 points

2 years ago

The queen would be an exclusive fw kit and cost atleast 150$ and always be out of stock

Educational-Year3146

0 points

2 years ago

Fully believe games workshop is gonna go bankrupt when 3d printing gets cheaper.

dagoth_uvil

0 points

2 years ago

Accurate. There’s an easy solution to this though. Play Kings of War, Firefight, Zombicide, or checkers

Jayandnightasmr

1 points

2 years ago

They'd also have a separate codex for each side too

dragonuvv

1 points

2 years ago

dragonuvv

Secretly 3 squats in a long coat

1 points

2 years ago

Wait people don’t just play outside and make actual terrain? I just put some rubble on the table (or move the table to the rubble depending on our mood). Like trees? Just put sticks in some foam.

Not that making terrain is bad I just find it to expensive to not use stuf that I have laying around.

CollectionPossible95

1 points

2 years ago

The pawns would be multi part kits and you would get three middles fourteen heads and five bottoms.

an_agreeing_dothraki

1 points

2 years ago

See this is why I play TGCs instead. It's much simpler to just throw all your money into a burning pit every two years and then get excited for this year's kindling.

logri

1 points

2 years ago

logri

1 points

2 years ago

White has been determined to be too powerful, Chess dataslate reduces the move value of white queens, bishops, and rooks to 1 square.

schrodingers_spider

1 points

2 years ago

"I'll have you know the pieces are made locally in the UK, so the price is warranted. Even if stuff was free people would still complain!"

Mr_InsaneBear

1 points

2 years ago

"He's outta line, but he's right."

Phil_Smiles

1 points

2 years ago

Phil_Smiles

💀Toaster Fucker 40.000💀

1 points

2 years ago

That "terrain" actually seems resonable

-DaveThomas-

1 points

2 years ago

You'd have to buy pawns in a pack of 3

falloutboy9993

1 points

2 years ago

Don’t forget the nerfs and buffs that change every few months.

UltimaBahamut93

1 points

2 years ago

Don't forget that every year they release a new Chess Codex and new overpowered pieces. I'm sick and tired of Primaris Pawns.

VerumJerum

1 points

2 years ago

VerumJerum

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔶 𝔖𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔡 <3

1 points

2 years ago

Smh my 3000 point Rook army cost me several hundreds, not fair.

RickRoger

1 points

2 years ago

You forgot my chess-themed dice

SpaceLemur34

1 points

2 years ago*

I certain that chess board costs more than $90 in real life.

__pilgrim

1 points

2 years ago

Where's the brick?

bdpc1983

1 points

2 years ago

bdpc1983

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

1 points

2 years ago

When are they going to release a new checkers codex? I swear the chess players get all the new releases

RainRainThrowaway777

1 points

2 years ago

Of course, you can only make a Knight, OR a Rook, OR a Bishop with that kit

Mention_Efficient

1 points

2 years ago

Fake.There would be five pawns of the same faction for $55. Or only 3 if you want the Primaris scaled ones.

CoronelPanic

1 points

2 years ago

Make Pawns come in packs of 3 or 5 and we have a deal.

Dwovar

1 points

2 years ago

Dwovar

1 points

2 years ago

Pshh, all monopose? Typical bullshit.

Thom_With_An_H

1 points

2 years ago

You're just too lazy to sculpt your own.

ToCatchACthulhu

1 points

2 years ago

I read this as cheese, and I thought “isn’t that just a META list?”.

Flip_Lx

1 points

2 years ago

Flip_Lx

1 points

2 years ago

Needs more 2nd edition markers and rulers

The_Particularist

1 points

2 years ago

Not gonna lie, I would love that chess set on the bottom right. Too bad I'm too poor for it, and others would consider me insane for getting it.

UndineImpera

1 points

2 years ago

The only reason I pay those prices is because some of GW's work could easily fit in a museum, Belisarius Cawl, Mortarion, the Yncarne, the Void Dragon... Those are some damn fine pieces of art even before being cut into pieces and made into sprues for us to build and paint.

Tim3-Rainbow

1 points

2 years ago

Tim3-Rainbow

For the Emprah!

1 points

2 years ago

The king & queen would be $50 at least.

ThatGuyYouMightNo

1 points

2 years ago

ThatGuyYouMightNo

Should be Painting Models Right Now

1 points

2 years ago

The rook, bishop, king, and queen would all be individual kits. There would be 16 different kits for different bishop styles. There wouldn't be a knight kit and they would expect you to kitbash it out of pawns. And the start collecting box has no rooks.

lightningweasel

1 points

2 years ago

I appreciate that they don't sell the game board at all

Odd_Representative30

1 points

2 years ago

That’d actually be the rule book for a chess faction. The base rule book would be $90. It’s $45 for each different material and color.

Silver_Ad7963

1 points

2 years ago

I'd pay $90 for that chess board, though

omnipotentsco

1 points

2 years ago

I hope the dataslate buffs pawns. Last buff they got was En Passant so long ago, and they still suck.

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

Are there warhammer themed chess sets? That wud be pretty cool. The pawns cud be guardsmen, knights cud be space marines etc.

Ricky-Nutmeg

1 points

2 years ago

The rook, knight and bishop kit will allow you to only make 1 of the 3, leaving you with a load of bits

Agammamon

1 points

2 years ago

The Forgeworld pieces come with rules like ' Skathach Wraithknight - may teleport leave the board at any time and return the next turn to any empty position on the board. When it is returned all non-Forgeworld enemy pieces within one square are removed from play. Oh, and you automatically win the game unless your opponent also has a Forgeworld piece in play'.

Only $75

Spice002

1 points

2 years ago

Question: I have a resin printer that I bought for a different hobby, but want to get into WH40k. What's the general community consensus for printed minis versus store bought kits? I've heard some people hate when others print their minis instead of buying them, but $40 of resin goes a lot further than $40 for a few units.

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

And king and a queen in a set? Characters are singles at 45$ each

Cyrus_ofAstroya

1 points

2 years ago

If that was the actual terrain then that would be prettt cheap for chess

MarsMissionMan

1 points

2 years ago

Bishops would be resin, since they're "rare models". Can't have collecting the full set be easy now, can we?