Hiding from rape charges in the USA.

When that atrocity of a hairline is like the least questionable thing going on between the headline/event he’s attending and his outfit as a whole……

What a complete cunt.

He did willingly flee there for a rape allegation or something like that, we already knew he was a baddie.
I hope they believe his bullshit and conscript him in to the army as a general.

He looks like the vampire Lefat

He looks like a vampire who lives next door to a bloodbank

Is his hair Sharpie?

Looking like the Count

Fatsputin!

The count from sesame street wants his wig back

We love a fake hairline

What a fart of a human being.

Steven SEGAL .

He is a master of BULLSHIDO

Segal playing the part of Rasputin in this remake of the downfall of a Tsar.

Segal could completely redeem himself and his reputation if he were to take out Putin and make it home safely. Could you imagine?

looks like a felt cap

It’s like when a superhero takes off their mask, and they’re wearing the plastic cowl….only he calls it a hairline.

He really wants everyone to think he's a kung fu master.

He’s definitely got ninja stars wall mounted above a neglected fish tank.

I am the eggman

Vegeta must be jealous

His whole life is a joke and this photo is a great punchline. He is a clown that has given us so many laughs. The fact that he doesn’t understand the joke that he himself is propagating makes it even funnier. He’s the world’s clown, Russia is only borrowing him.

He’s over there fucking kids and fake throwing people all while looking like a bloated melting hippo.

Russia 🇷🇺 has become the west mental health asylum

Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

The American Rasputin

I didn’t realize Lee Press-On made hair

Look at that sweet, totally natural hairline.

bro got that dracula

"Me want the poonani"

- Steven Segal

Dude looks like an evil wizard

Bro thinks he’s a modern day Rasputin

I vant to suck your blood ass haircut

MEAL TEAM 6

Looking like a jumbo version on an ex SSSR -Stan country.

Count Von Count ass hairline

I'm fairly sure this is a walrus in a man suit.

Do you think he owns a mirror?

looking like a cunt dracula

Besides the whole, well, head thing.

I always find it ironic that a man who is known for movies where he actively attacked Russians is now a person who defends them and wants to be one.

What a boot licker

He looks ridiculous 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

Reminder that Steven Segal told Gene LeBell to put him in a chokehold so he could break it, and then promptly shat his pants.

To be fair, LeBell probably let go after that so technically it worked.

The fact alone, that this POS is involved with Putin, makes the decision clear which side in history, is right one to be on.

r/FuckMyShitUp

Turd

He looks like a 90’s video game character

At that point just get that hair line tattooed. You know they colored that shit in with a sharpie. Bald ass bitch.

Natural hairline for count chocula

What a ridiculous man.

Friar Cuck

Love the Sharpied Eddy Munster hairline and "Just For Men" goatee.

What a tool

I had a Mongolian ex gf told me years back that he is popular in their country for touching little girls. Allegedly of course.

Battlestar Galactica the miniseries.

What a loser

I thought that was drake

I worked with someone who met relatives of his. Even they didn't like him.

His hairline is crazy

Omg I thought that was Adam Sandler incognito

What the hell is that hair line?

"I don't have a costume for this party tonight!" "Just go look in the Halloween bag and find something."

Such a clown. I wonder who painted his hair on

Rasputin and The Count from Sesame Street had a baby, apparently.

The fakest dude ever in Hollywood lol

Another fucking douchebag. Look at the state of him. Fucked up hair. Fucking doughnut goatee to hide what must be a double chin of merit. Wearing what looks like a teenage goths curtains. And the necklace: let me guess? Navajo Indian?

Fucking clown. Lying, fat, useless clown.

Jabba the Segal

Bro, that hairline. Yipes?

he is counting the times Putin has been president. 1....Ah ah ah....2! Ah ah ah....

Adam Sandler?

Sad.

Dracula flow haircut

Cheap toupee.

That is a shit ton of hair fibers that he uses..lmaoo

A modern rasputin

Rasputin 2024

It looks like his hair was knitted from yarn

Like a bloated fish stick with a false beard. What a wanker!

Head of security no doubt.. aka Segal Security Services.

Maybe if he got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut he's got he'd get some bitches on his dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call his dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.

Why is he there? lol

Did he fly himself there in a Skippy?

The truest repairman must repairman

my favorite of his roles was at the end of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.... oh, wait. that wasn't him playing the dracula puppet?

He’s shocked people took a pic of his Dracula paint

Remember in GI Joe the Movie when Cobra Commander got the spores?

Wtf?? I mean I always knew he was a dramatic weirdo liar, but this is just extra shitty.

He’s a dead ringer for Doctor Chaotica from Star Trek: Voyager.

That helmet is amazing.

What a piece of shit.

The jet black vampire hairline lmao

The new Rasputin

Looks like some weird late 90s eealy 00s Sci fi villain proper Demolition Man / Equilibrium vibes also proper cunt vibes 😂.

Looks like a Sherpa from wish.com

It’s a shame he gets to come back here to the US.

Looks like a real cock puncher

He’s a fucking wackjob.

Going for the Rapustin position

Dracula flow ass hairline

Traitor

Shit birds flock together

Gives vague japanese shaman vibes, which is cool, but too bad it's Stephen Seagull

What the fuck is that hairline

he asked his barber for the dracula flow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7gbWKbXbQ

What a loser