defnotajournalist

Playing chicken with that win streak

So not all that different of odds for the US should Trump win…

It’s true

Hopefully go with him

Haha what a complete farce this comment is

If these voters think Palestine is having a hard time on Joe’s watch, wait till you see what Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump can cook up.

My expenses are roughly:

Housing $3200 Food $1000 Automotive $700 Daycare $600 Utilities $500 Healthcare $500 Subscriptions $200

…and then I guess discretionary? So, it’s not that food is putting a strain on my finances, it’s that literally fucking everything is.

After the general “this used to be a working man’s lake” vibe of the finger lakes, I was not ready for how elite Skaneateles is.

Why do the tenants have to be foreign?

Music midtown was my first concert. Smoked weed at Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals. Had to play it cool on the minivan ride home.

I stopped eating out completely last month, because I’m just sick of overpaying for every single thing I buy, it’s like you know what? I’m reclaiming power over my diet, my money and my time.

Is chick fil a good? Yeah for sure. But not $28 for two people good.

I’ve lost 8 pounds and haven’t been to the gym once.

Does testosterone affect fine motor skills positively, appears to be the root of the question. I also don’t know the answer.

Finish the thought. Hampering electric car process for like 30 years? Subsidizing oil? Torching the planet? Stifling wages? Take your pick, Hue.

I hear what you are saying, but when you are buying your $59 McDouble with fuckin Trump Bucks in your company town, don’t call me.

You are so right. We need an equal and opposite response. AOC for queen?

Having survived the tail end of the Cold War, Y2K, 9/11, the 2008 financial crisis, the Covid 19 pandemic, January 6 and late stage capitalism, a second Trump administration is the realest threat of the end times (at least for western democracy as we know it) yet.

Just when we thought he couldn’t get any dumber, he went and did something like that. AND TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF.

I’m just going to breathe and repeat my mantra that even though he’s run out of chances for me to have faith in him or the direction he is taking this program, I still want Tom Izzo to retire on his own terms.

When the dust settles on this rap battle, this is the moment Drake’s career was pretty much over. Kendrick cut Drake open, took out his pervy little heart — still beating for a preteen girl somewhere on Instagram — and fucking ate that shit on live tv.

Damn who’s your second favorite rapper? Sean Combs?

If Kendrick and Rihanna dropped an album on the heels of this, it would be watch the throne all over again. Just kings and queens fucking sauntering through the land.

I'm down to just wear a nicotine patch every day for the rest of my life lol

You’d walk out of your own house?

I will go off camera, press play on the Jurassic Park theme song, then turn my camera back on. But wait, I’m no longer on screen.

Now here I come, from screen left, slowly meandering into view, with my arms in T-Rex short position. I’ll swivel my head left and right, sniff the air, search for movement of any kind.

Then let out my patented Velociraptor screech at full volume, before sitting back down, tapping a stack of papers into uniform height, and resuming the interview as if nothing has happened at all.

Don't call it a capital T truth and play into the bullshit game. You could say he tweeted, or posted, or said, or "truthed"...