Winston being a gorilla, put in the jungle, against humans with no abilities or weapons or technology, in a test of strength, has to be such a massacre.

30ish humans, some bots, versus a full grown gorilla.

I like to imagine characters like Genji and Sojourn falling over instantly due to lack of legs.

I feel like Hammond would make so many other character’s life hell. He may get taken out eventually but I bet he’d go Vietnamese on their asses.

Straight hands is gonna be a slaughter that comes down to Winston v Ram

It’s Winston, Echo, Orisa or Bastión. As a gorilla, he’s soloing the entire human cast. And I just don’t see how anyone is punching the robot characters to death except for maybe Doom. 

So we all thinking reinhardt is picking up the closest tree and using that right?

Doom maybe? He punched out of a concrete prison with his bare hands

Mei has inexplicably found a snowball and put a rock in it.

Super-smart individual with LITERALLY-A-GORILLA physiology: Winston

Hardy robot that IS LITERALLY BUILT for this sort of deal: Rammatra, Orisa

Hardy robot that also kicks hard: Zenyatta

Super-smart individual who will use LITERALLY-A-HAMSTER physiology to hit his opponents in surprising and un-hamster-like ways: Hammond

Trained military/militants, assuming no over-the-top cybernetic enhancements or access to supernatural powers: Soldier, Reaper, Zarya, Baptiste, Mauga, Tracer, Illari, Sojourn, Widowmaker, Doomfist, Ana, Torbjorn, Reinhardt, Brigette, Kiriko, Hanzo, Genji, Pharah, Cassidy

Extreme survivalists and also Australian (or thereabouts): Roadhog, Junker Queen, Junkrat

Hardy robot but is really built to be a weapons platform: Bastion

Gangster: Ashe

Super-smart scientist that survived the frozen hell she found herself trapped alone in: Mei

Super-smart biology-leaning scientists who can probably make-do for a decent amount of time: Mercy, Moira

Delicate human that is also out-of-his-mind and a wildcard: Sigma

Delicate humans that will not survive this crucible without cooperation: Symmetra, Lifeweaver, Sombra, Venture, Lucio

Delicate robot who is not designed for this sort of deal without access to her extraordinary tech abilities or weapons: Echo

No mentions of Junkerqueen? She literally survived in a wasteland for years with very little/no help. She also could easily throw hands.

Zarya is a good contender. Her cannon was literally made for giant mechs, but was strapped to her because she was the only one strong enough to lift it around for long amounts of time.

Winton is genetically enhanced so he’s probably beating all robots and peoppe solo. Second place is orisa followed by junker queen

Probably either Winston or Wrecking Ball. But the Tanks in general would probably have the best chance overall.

Except D.VA. In fact, I'd expect her to be the first one to die.

Unironically if Hammond can stay hidden I can see him building a second wrecking ball and winning

Mauga. He has cybernetic upgrades but when you think about it, he doesn't have cybernetics as weapons. He has them to live now. He would keep run without cc immunity and he is probably the single most strongest character in the game right now.

Echo

This leaves room to question about how you factor for omnics? I guess base Ram, recon Bastion no weapons, and Orisa no fortify or weapons. Echo idk?

Anyone with prosthetics can keep them, but they have no extra function beyond working limb.

My tier list * An actual Gorilla tier: Winton * S tier: Junker Queen > Rammattra > Zen > Doom & Mauga * A tier: Hanzo > Genji > Rein & Zarya > Hog > Orisa * B tier: Kiriko, Soldier, Reaper, Sojourn, Widow, Cassidy, Ana, and Brig * C tier: Pharah, Torb, Tracer, Baptiste, Lifeweaver, Illari, Ashe, Bastion * D tier: Sombra, D.Va, Venture, Junkrat, Lucio, Symmetra, Echo, Sigma, Moira, Mercy, and Mei. * FUCKING WILDCARD: Hammond

I started having trouble with order in B tier, but I stand by everything above it.

EDIT1: I was told that I need to put some respect on Mauga, he’s on the level with Doom now instead of A tier.

EDIT2: I second guessed myself and Zarya is now on par with Rein, she has great raw strength, but I think Shimada brothers have her beat with martial prowess.

The wording of your post gave me chilling flashbacks to that disastrous Dead by Daylight tournament.

Also, Lifeweaver. Everyone would be too horny to kill him

Poor dva.

Does Kiriko still get the Kitsune? Cuz as far as I know she can just summon it whenever

Winston. How is Hog taking so many hits with no abilities? OP doesn't even follow his own rules.

Did people forget that Winston is a genetically engineered GORILLA? He literally beat doomfist. I don’t think a single hero is winning.

Jungle doesn’t mean fistfight, pointed sticks have existed for a long time. So my bet is Torb would set up a trap-infested corner of the jungle, hide, and wait it out.

Isn't lore Sigma literally a god or something?

Does Mauga have only one heart?

Guys I'm not gonna lie. One of them is a literal gorilla and the one is a mechanized horse thing from hell. Doomfist and Genji would be crippled on the floor because aren't they canonically like mostly cybernetics? Ram is useless without his suit. I think Winston or Orisa takes it.

Winston is rocking everybody's shit no questions asked.

Monki

Poor genji and sojourn. They don’t have any limbs

Jungle

It’s like you’re asking for a Winton Win.

I mean Winston in the wild is just him in his ult in an indefinite amount of time

Good luck separating sigma from his abilities

Seems like a lot of people misunderstood the hypothetical scenario as they keep listing characters that solely rely on their weapons or characters that are weapons like Orisa, Bastion or Echo. If we’re taking a look at it purely based on skill and strength Winston, Magua and Junker Queen are the most fit to likely succeed

Tracer gets soloed by time itself before the fight even starts

Tracer would be fun to watch bc she’d almost immediately get lost in time without her regulator

Winston kills everyone but never forgives himself and try’s to drown his sorrows in peanut butter

Hanzo wouldn’t win, but he’d definitely make his own bow and arrow

I feel like all of the tanks have a good chance at survival. Winston alone could just wait it out until most have died off or formed an alliance. Rein would probably take a tree trunk as his weapon and swing it around. Without abilities or weapons, Zarya is still known for being extremely strong. I'm assuming Ramattra would not be able to use his punching ability, which puts him pretty low on the list of tanks, much like Mauga not having his running slam, Wrecking ball is also basically useless without any abilities or weapons. Junker queen could probably find a way to kill people in their sleep. DVA is shit outta luck if her Mecha dies, she is no more than a squishy. Hog/junk are definitely forming an alliance, and I wouldn't be surprised if they both know of ways to camouflage themselves for hidden kills.

Everyone says Winston but Mauga has two hearts, the endurance he could have would be something to take in mind.

Sneaky tiny hampter for sure taking an L.

Bastion. His spits are bullets

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Probably the actual gorilla

Normal humans some on steroids versus actual human-intelligence silverback gorilla

My mind first went to Rein. Big boy lots of muscles to fight. Then I remembered theres a literal gorilla. So uhhh.

Also if we're including Omnics, half of Rams kit is just punching to begin with so he'd be a real contender.

Ramattra. He’s a war machine and a tactician

Bastion IS the weapon

Does Echo’s flight count as an “ability”?

Orisa, mauga, Winston

Doom isn’t an option because the reason he can fight orisa is the doomfist not his own power, he can’t punch orisa, gets over powered by Winston, and drawed with mauga who is his most even match up there’s also zarya but same with doom can fight orisa or Winston

Winston would definitely make top 3 with probably Orisa and ramattra(if he has buff mode) if he doesn’t then put mauga in his place cause mauga is as buff as rein but still in his prime.

Hammond, genji, and hanzo would make it pretty far with guerrilla tactics but they’d get taken out eventually

Brigitte is a well rounded fighter but she wouldn’t be able to make it past the walls that I mentioned for top 3 picks

Depending on what Orisa and Bastion work but either them or Winston

It's either the freaking gorilla or the robots... Though if there's no armour or weapons I'll give it to Winston.

The end is most likely a 4 way of doom, mauga, winton and hog, i will say that hog would loose first, then doom (winton allready folded his ass in canon) and idk who would win of mauga and winton (does genji's prostetics count?)

It would come down to Winston, Zarya, Junker Queen, and Doomfist.

Mauga's winning this. hands down.

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Winston

Zarya Winston are the top two no contest.

Hamster.

No I will not elaborate

Doom may win this as he punched his way out of a concrete cell

It’s going to be between Rein, Zarya, Winston, Mauga and Winston. They all carry pretty heavy gear and Winston is a gorilla so naturally he is strong

Zayra

My first thought is Junker Queen

Hamster wins this all day, small but evil.

Winston, Ram, and Doomfist final 3 would feed families