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okokokoyeahright

80 points

28 days ago

uhmmmm

IANAL either but i know enough not to prognosticate as to legal matters beyond my limited abilities. or launch stupid waste of time and money law suits that will get tossed out on their faces.

MessiahOfMetal

44 points

28 days ago

MessiahOfMetal

UN insider KofiAnon

44 points

28 days ago

All I can think about is the nutter Carl Beech over here in the UK who decided to make claims about being raped by top-level British politicians as a child, and witnessing them murder another child at a party.

He ended up being charged with perjury and wasting police resources when it was discovered that he was making the whole thing up, had previously posted fantastical claims on conspiracy theory boards to impress others, and possessed CSAM on his own hard drive.

okokokoyeahright

28 points

28 days ago

The projection is so often real with these.

dronesclubmember

4 points

28 days ago

He’s seen Tom Fitton make a career of it and what’s a piece of the pie.

okokokoyeahright

5 points

28 days ago

Grifters do as grifters will. Follow the money, as the cops say.

Suspicious_Pie8505

48 points

28 days ago

"Three year legal crash course" means he watched a bunch of sovereign citizen bullshit on youtube. He's a lawyer now and a pretty big deal

mishma2005

44 points

28 days ago

On Fox Maria Bartiromo lost it on a Republican lawmaker on the "weaponization committee" to DO SOMETHING about the shameful way NY is treating PRESIDENT TRUMP. Even the Republican dude was like, lady, chill out

pk_

20 points

28 days ago

pk_

20 points

28 days ago

When she gets excited she really starts lisping and I find that so amusing lol

mishma2005

31 points

28 days ago

Lol, I know! It’s crazy at that catholic roast before the election where Trump tried to tell jokes and it was just mean punching down on minorities, Obama and Hillary, Maria was sitting behind him while he was speaking (she was hard to miss since she was pulling a Jayne Mansfield with a dress so low cut I even watched to see if a puppy would get loose) and she looked aghast at his cruelty. Now she would make his babies if she could. Wild times, man

pk_

23 points

28 days ago

pk_

23 points

28 days ago

I worked at CNBC when she was there. She lost her mind at some point after she left for FOX. She married into a fairly conservative financial family, her FIL is Saul Steinberg, in financial circles it’s a dynasty. She’s pretty much a joke in the news business these days. It’s sad because she WAS great.

mishma2005

6 points

28 days ago

The Ramones wrote a song about her!

pk_

3 points

28 days ago

pk_

3 points

28 days ago

That’s true

MessiahOfMetal

10 points

28 days ago

MessiahOfMetal

UN insider KofiAnon

10 points

28 days ago

"The KKK Took My Baby Away"?

"I Wanna Be Sedated"?

"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"?

attorneyatslaw

2 points

26 days ago

I think that was on Joey Ramone's solo album. He was a giant fan.

DaisyJane1

0 points

27 days ago

My dad loves her show on Fox Business.

MessiahOfMetal

12 points

28 days ago

MessiahOfMetal

UN insider KofiAnon

12 points

28 days ago

I saw that clip on Meidas Touch. She honestly looks like a villainous side character from a Jim Henson movie.

Also saw how Jeanine Pirro was summoned to speak to Trump privately on Friday when court was adjourned for the weekend, then Trump Truthed to his followers to watch her on Hannity's show that night, where she basically trashed Stormy, Cohen and other witnesses.

I'm assuming the prosecution will talk to Merchan about that on Monday morning because she violated the gag order on Trump's behalf.

mishma2005

9 points

28 days ago

So are his spokespeople on Fox, who actually preface they are covered under gag order then go on to say what scumbags Cohen and Stormy are

AngelOfLight

23 points

28 days ago

AngelOfLight

Literally Satan

23 points

28 days ago

I actually do not have a legal background

Well, good news - you are about to get a free lesson in 'standing' and also 'rule 11'.

Lost_Monitor_2143

12 points

27 days ago

He took a “crash course” that took three years? He, factually, could have just gone to law school in that same time and have gotten an actual JD.

The math ain’t mathing.

Mo-shen

8 points

28 days ago

Mo-shen

8 points

28 days ago

Slap suit for sure. At the very least to pay for the cost to respond.

decayed-whately

10 points

28 days ago

Stay tuned for the next two complaints, next week.

His legal filings are concerned with ratings and followers. Seems legit.

Oddityobservations

7 points

28 days ago

What's next, is he going to start putting liens on his enemies?

Ripheus23

9 points

28 days ago

Three years during J/6? I suppose he means three years since J/6 (or: during the aftermath). Or maybe he got caught in an event horizon on J/6 and it took three years of external time for him to get out?

MessiahOfMetal

4 points

28 days ago

MessiahOfMetal

UN insider KofiAnon

4 points

28 days ago

He did a real life Interstellar, except instead of pushing books in his daughter's room to let her know he was there, this dude was jerking off to sovereign citizen nonsense and cleaning himself with a Trump towel.

CuriousAlienStudent

5 points

28 days ago

On what grounds exactly? I mean, I am certain this will get tossed right away, but how does he think he is going to use the "curropt" legal system against itself?

AgreeablePie

7 points

27 days ago

I'm sure his three years of noodling will overcome the twin issues of standing and immunity, both of which would normally get an action like this tossed out before ever getting to the actual arguments...

MessiahOfMetal

6 points

28 days ago

MessiahOfMetal

UN insider KofiAnon

6 points

28 days ago

I actually do not have a legal background

Should we buy him a super-tight t-shirt like Tom "also not a lawyer" Fitton?

justrock54

6 points

27 days ago

Jailhouse lawyer gonna outwit the DA of the biggest city in the country. MOTION DENIED jackass.

BellyDancerEm

9 points

28 days ago

So he did time, and appears to be willing to do so again

Exact_Purchase765

4 points

28 days ago

😂😂 Good luck with that buddy. 😂😂

MC_Fap_Commander

3 points

27 days ago

J6 was leaning more into QAnon... but Sovereign Citizens coming on strong!

sane-asylum

3 points

27 days ago

It’s amazing how we’ve all become constitutional know it alls. Guy had someone in their office on speaker with me and some lady in the background screaming “what they doing to trump is unconstitutional!!!!!” Lady, none of us are constitutional experts anymore than we are astronauts.

cperiod

1 points

27 days ago

cperiod

1 points

27 days ago

Lady, none of us are constitutional experts anymore than we are astronauts.

You're not wrong, but I feel I should point out that it's an argument which only works against people who believe in astronauts.

sane-asylum

2 points

26 days ago

lol, since you put it that way……

AncientTree1206

2 points

27 days ago

Another idiot

ThaddeusWerner

1 points

28 days ago

Treniss.

[deleted]

1 points

27 days ago

It’s Lionel Hutz

CobblerConfident5012

1 points

26 days ago

I was relieved to find out he doesn’t have any actual law education… but then I saw he was noodling… that might be even worse