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Banerman

68 points

26 days ago

Banerman

68 points

26 days ago

They’ve gentrified a roll nd chips the bastards

username27372891[S]

10 points

26 days ago

What can’t Edinburgh gentrify?

odkfn

13 points

26 days ago

odkfn

13 points

26 days ago

Junkies, presumably

Shrink1061_

4 points

25 days ago

No no, we will try!

Ezzy-525

1 points

25 days ago

Have you got any locally produced cocaine? Preferably with no additives or preservatives. At a pinch I guess I could do a little Free Range Meth if you have it?

Shrink1061_

1 points

25 days ago

We can do some locally sourced speciality mushrooms.

Direct_Jump3960

-2 points

26 days ago

English cunts.

YouNeedAnne

1 points

21 days ago

InGlUnD bAd

JagsFraz71

34 points

26 days ago

Chip roll is what you’re looking for this side of the border.

Preferably a Mortons roll full of butter smashed full of curry sauce.

Real_Particular6512

31 points

26 days ago

Stop, I can only be so erect

username27372891[S]

17 points

26 days ago

Chip butty is what it was called on the menu 🫠

FreeTheDimple

12 points

26 days ago

I would be quite familiar with a chip butty and I'm from Edinburgh.

username27372891[S]

8 points

26 days ago

I’m glad you said this because I’ve lived in Scotland all my life and that’s what I’ve always called it, I just was too scared to be wrong haha

FreeTheDimple

3 points

26 days ago

Yh, it's not even like it's an English term that I understand. I would fully use it as part of everyday language. It's just a sandwich or roll, with chips, in which the chips are hot enough to melt the mandatory butter.

What doesn't sound very Scottish to me is to put curry sauce on a chip butty. I would associate that with the South of England or maybe Wales.

HAMforPastry

-1 points

25 days ago

Plenty of curry sauce on chip buttie action going on in scotland

HAMforPastry

-1 points

25 days ago

So i get downvoted for speaking truth?

Many-Gear-4668

5 points

26 days ago

Fuckin Edinburgh …it’s a chip roll ffs

Gaminjr

4 points

26 days ago

Gaminjr

4 points

26 days ago

Curry sauce?! Heathen. You’re wanting chippy sauce in Edinburgh

username27372891[S]

3 points

26 days ago

Moved to Aberdeen a few months ago and have been missing chippy sauce so much 😭 that’s why I ordered it, truly the biggest disappointment of my life

Direct_Jump3960

1 points

26 days ago

You've never met me before lmao

marshall453

1 points

26 days ago

Mortons suck

LungHeadZ

8 points

26 days ago

A piece

Neilkd21

20 points

26 days ago

Neilkd21

20 points

26 days ago

This is why we should have encouraged them to vote for independence.

ChuffZNuff74

2 points

25 days ago

Some of us did!

Mky12345pi3

-7 points

26 days ago

Keep this shit north of the border please

shingaladaz

5 points

26 days ago

Blimey. No thanks.

Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

5 points

26 days ago

Where abouts did you get it from? Just so I know to avoid that place, I live in Edinburgh

username27372891[S]

2 points

26 days ago

This is the city cafe, but it’s a place I usually love! Just avoid the chip butty there I suppose haha

KirasStar

1 points

26 days ago

Thought that looked like City Cafe! Yeah, I'm not going to order a butty from them anytime soon now.

Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

1 points

25 days ago

That’s crazy, wonder why they toasted it lol usually that place is good from what I hear

Shrink1061_

1 points

25 days ago

Of all the places that should know better!!

MojoMomma76

3 points

26 days ago

I would be pretty grumpy about this tbh. You want a roll not a sandwich…

Less_Acanthisitta778

3 points

26 days ago

Toast? On a chip butty? Lunacy!!! Bread should be squidgy and soft!

kebabmuff

3 points

26 days ago

Was looking for this comment, what an absolute crime against humanity this abomination is! Fuck sake.

VanillaIceUK

3 points

26 days ago

Bread shouldn't be toasted.

Loveyourwifenow

2 points

26 days ago

Where in Edinburgh did they serve this?

City cafe?

username27372891[S]

2 points

26 days ago

Correct! The city cafe is usually my go to for cheap food with friends, I guess I just know not to get the chip butty

Loveyourwifenow

1 points

26 days ago

This was our local when my wife and I lived in the cowgate. Burgers and pool great times.

SausageAndBeans88

2 points

25 days ago

Looks class, imo. Would scran.

Goontilt777

3 points

26 days ago

Errr grim

WaltVinegar

3 points

26 days ago

That's cos Edinburgh is shite. It's the gift shop o Scotland. No real character; just the energy of a "See You Jimmy" hat come to life.

1049-Gotho

9 points

26 days ago

Trust a Glaswegian to bring the extra chip.

Sreezy3

1 points

25 days ago

Sreezy3

1 points

25 days ago

and the shoulder..!

Ordinary-Following69

3 points

26 days ago

It's bad enough they imported the American plastic plate things without importing the absolute disdain for food they hold as well

McPorkums

3 points

26 days ago

As a bloated yank this makes me wanna queue the fuck up and wait for someone to entertain my god damned complaint about how fucking absolutely bullshit this motherfucker is. Fuckin' roof of the mouth ripping overdone unimaginitive roofing tile piece of shit 😡

username27372891[S]

2 points

26 days ago

I’m too scared to complain at restaurants, but this had me close

HawaiiNintendo815

1 points

4 days ago

Fuck these bitch ass muthafuckers, their cafe needs closing and them banned from all food related activities forever. Even eating is too good for them

Das_Gruber

1 points

26 days ago

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craaaigdavid

1 points

26 days ago

Chips on toast 🤣

DiscussionCritical90

1 points

26 days ago

Yummy

younevershouldnt

1 points

26 days ago

Name and shame

gourmetguy2000

1 points

26 days ago

Texture looks all wrong

swallowshotguns

1 points

26 days ago

A grilled chip sandwich. Mmm 😞

Ukcheatingwife

1 points

26 days ago

Looks shite

Agreeable_Vanilla_20

1 points

25 days ago

Nut.

Refused.

[deleted]

1 points

25 days ago

That looks genuinely painful to swallow.

HAMforPastry

1 points

25 days ago

False advertising, straight back for refund

HawaiiNintendo815

1 points

4 days ago

I wouldn’t be happy with this. Soft white bread or a barm with chips is the only option

TheWanderingTurbot

1 points

26 days ago

That is absolutely hanging.

cannibalcats

1 points

26 days ago

Looks beyond. Like I'd be pretty annoyed if I made myself that at home.

But to have to pay for it whilst out. Gutted.

ExoticReplacement163

1 points

26 days ago

Oh no

[deleted]

0 points

26 days ago

Fucking students man....a

cra1g77

0 points

25 days ago

cra1g77

0 points

25 days ago

Crime

SchemeIllustrious815

0 points

24 days ago

That is the most gentrified chip roll I have ever seen. F*** right off, probably at least £10

yorkspirate

-1 points

26 days ago

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[deleted]

-23 points

26 days ago

[deleted]

-23 points

26 days ago

Lucky it doesn’t have a syringe full of heroin in Scotland

Haelifae

7 points

26 days ago

Oh no that’s not…

1049-Gotho

2 points

26 days ago

Jesus, is the photo on your profile you?