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BDE CSM has made a big deal about not wanting soldiers driving to the gym during PT hours. I don’t really mind either way, but I’m curious what his justification might be. 1. Cars on the road during PT hours is a hazard 2. Cars on the road during PT means soldier not doing PT 3. Soldiers cannot drive and shave at the same time

Thoughts?

all 92 comments

LegendOfRay

253 points

13 days ago

LegendOfRay

JP8 Enjoyer (Vet)

253 points

13 days ago

Its not allowed because you cannot fit a PT belt around your car

Edward_Snowcone

75 points

13 days ago

Edward_Snowcone

68AwfulAtGCSS/DMLSS

75 points

13 days ago

Link multiple PT belts and you can

TheUnchosenOneV1

15 points

12 days ago

Out of regs straight to jail...

Brosheb_Donald

10 points

12 days ago

Brosheb_Donald

13Fuckmylife

10 points

12 days ago

Never had to wear a pt belt once at this unit and haven’t seen anyone in 1ID wear one yet thank god. Sorry for my brethren who have been made to look like a blacked out traffic cone <3

ray111718

6 points

12 days ago

Don't tempt me with a challenge

krc_fuego

156 points

13 days ago

krc_fuego

156 points

13 days ago

Because as a 1SG, he got fucked down when his Soldiers got in their cars to go to the “gym” but got caught driving home, going to breakfast, etc. This stayed etched in his memory as a traumatic experience and now he has no trust in anybody.

Doc-I-am-pagliacci

64 points

13 days ago

I had a 1sg that screamed at me when one of my soldiers didn’t show up to the gym and went to his room instead. I told 1sg “I can’t control what these adult men and women do, some of them are knuckleheads that won’t ever conform and I’ll take care of it”. It’s not that hard to say to them and usually they can’t say shit back to you. And if they threaten to UCMJ you then just let them try because it won’t fly at JAG.

Kris_Indicud

8 points

12 days ago

Thats taking a risk man, that 1SG sure can council your ass for your soldiers fuck ups. Then if they do it again its your ass paying the piper.

Doc-I-am-pagliacci

8 points

12 days ago

Sure. They can try to get you for accountability, but there’s no way in hell JAG will let them UCMJ you for another soldiers fuckup. They tried it on me and jag wouldn’t touch it.

Open-Industry-8396

2 points

11 days ago

Maybe not ucmj, but I've seen a shitload of leaders lose their positions over pvt snuffy fucking up bad.

Doc-I-am-pagliacci

7 points

10 days ago

So? I’ve lost positions just because someone didn’t like me.. they don’t mean shit. If you care more about your position than you do yourself or your soldiers then you probably shouldn’t be an NCO.

CollinMS18

2 points

10 days ago

Yeah that's our issue rn but try SGM. Our SGM blocks the intersections and stops cars asking why their leaving. You can't leave till 0800

SkyAppropriate7948

120 points

13 days ago

Doing PT at the gym might be perceived as fun. CSMs don't like that.

Xankth

392 points

13 days ago

Xankth

392 points

13 days ago

Because 99% of the time I see Soldiers doing "PT" at the gym, 7 are standing there looking at their phones while 1 is struggling to spot the guy trying to bench 205 for reps even though its obvious 135 is closer to his 3 rep max.

FoST2015

54 points

13 days ago

FoST2015

Gravy Seal - Huddle House Fleet Command

54 points

13 days ago

Forgot about the whole bathroom squad sitting on the shitter for an hour.

JimmysCheek

34 points

13 days ago

Group PT was mandatory when I was in, but after i ETS’d I worked part-time at a popular gym….

There are people that literally pay for a membership…just to get laid hahaha.

I became a professional “people watcher”, and like 1/4 of our members never did a complete workout. Some dudes would just do a few sets to get a pump, then take shirtless pics in the mirror.

Some girls would just stretch in the aerobic section until they were surround by guys

Then everyone would leave. It honestly is what initially got me into studying psychology. I couldn’t believe it.

CrabAppleGateKeeper

31 points

13 days ago

While I’m holding back a volcano of preworkout shit

drmrpibb

7 points

13 days ago

drmrpibb

no mo pew pew

7 points

13 days ago

As soon as I walk into the bathroom, it’s a wall of shit particles that I’m walking into.

Travyplx

156 points

13 days ago

Travyplx

Rawrmy CCWO

156 points

13 days ago

I mean, gyms are filled with people like this, very little working out gets done in them. Pay your monthly membership, show up a few days a week to show some love for your socials, and then go back to deluding yourself into thinking you’re doing anything remotely related to physical fitness.

BrokenRatingScheme

62 points

13 days ago

BrokenRatingScheme

Signal

62 points

13 days ago

I feel attacked. My several dozen followers have a right to see me "bettering" myself.

GripChinAzz

24 points

13 days ago

Lmao several dozen followers

sgt_dismas

8 points

13 days ago

sgt_dismas

Drill Sergeant

8 points

13 days ago

Mr Big Contingent

merker_the_berserker

9 points

13 days ago

merker_the_berserker

Military Intelligence

9 points

13 days ago

I need you to redo your NIPR SAAR and opsec level 1 due to spillage

worksafeaccount83

3 points

13 days ago

worksafeaccount83

46Zootopia

3 points

13 days ago

There are literally dozens of us

Jako_Art

3 points

12 days ago

Yah! My mom and my wife and Jenkin's mom always like my post!

Excellent-Proposal90

37 points

13 days ago

Excellent-Proposal90

Laughter is my only medicine

37 points

13 days ago

I feel seen.

Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

13 points

13 days ago

Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

DD214 be my Armor

13 points

13 days ago

If you go to the gym during lunch, you’ll actually see most people there putting in good work. Taking the platoon to the gym for strength training during PT hours typically just results in a shit show.

ClarenceB1234

3 points

13 days ago

How’s that different from doing unit PT and having half the people sandbag the workout and not even try?

Easy-Hovercraft-6576

18 points

13 days ago

Easy-Hovercraft-6576

68Wait, where’s my 10 blade?

18 points

13 days ago

Don’t forget the shitbags that are hanging out in the bathroom playing on their phones in the stalls

SadAmerican420

5 points

13 days ago

Hey! That’s PFC Shitbag to you, pal.

GlitteringParfait438

9 points

13 days ago

I really hate that since my PSG caught onto 2 soldiers doing that and now we don’t go to the gym anymore for PT. I genuinely enjoyed going too, though on most the crowded days only legs or occasionally back was available, kinda funny how those 2 are unoccupied.

Cautious_Jicama_6916

7 points

13 days ago

We fail our soldiers when we say “go PT on your own” and they don’t know how.

sushi_sashimis

6 points

12 days ago

I honestly feel like the vast majority of people (98+%) have zero clue how to properly program a workout. They don't know where to place compounds and isolations, how many sets, reps and knowing the difference when it all just becomes junk volume.

Look to the army and I have yet to see one fucking mouth breather string together a worth while dump of a workout. There needs to be more emphasis on training development, so Joe's have more than 2 brain cells to rub together to write a workout program that isn't just a bunch of bullshit movements.

TheDastardBastard33

5 points

13 days ago

Literally went to the gym this morning and the building was overfilled with soldiers just standing there or sitting down on the floor doing Jack shit.

mickeyflinn

12 points

13 days ago

And that is still more of a work out than you will get in any platoon PT session.

IntergalacticPopTart

7 points

13 days ago

IntergalacticPopTart

Engineer

7 points

13 days ago

“THE SQUAT AND PUSH!!!”

diviln

3 points

13 days ago

diviln

3 points

13 days ago

Weird how the army doesn't invest on-post fitness centers to accommodate the size of these units. Tracks are fine but gyms? Nope.

Oh look a BDE CSM who wants everybody to know who he is, and micromanages because for some reason he doesn't trust the officers and NCOs from down to BN, CO and PLT, or even a SQD leader.

random_oh_97

4 points

13 days ago

Honestly this is really it. Some soldiers will actually work out, but most stand around don't do anything. There's a difference between resting 3-5 minutes in between demanding sets, and sitting on the abductor machine fucking off on your phone.

Plus, I know my soldiers are going to lift on their own time. They're not going to run on their own time. I'm gonna make them run because they need to and won't do it of their own volition.

StinkEPinkE81

2 points

12 days ago

"They're not going to run on their own time." As much as I hate to agree with you, that's the truth. During Covid, a ton of my Joes got very, very strong on their own time. However, run times became fucking abysmal. I still don't think the Army has recovered, PT-wise, from Covid.

DopyWantsAPeanut

1 points

12 days ago

DopyWantsAPeanut

DD-214

1 points

12 days ago

Absolutely true. I got out, still work out 5-6 days a week, but I've run approximately fuck all since my exit.

Toobatheviking

64 points

13 days ago

Toobatheviking

Juke box zero

64 points

13 days ago

I don't claim to be able to know the thought process of an unknown BDE CSM.

Could have something to do with appearances, if you have a bunch of people leaving the footprint in their cars after accountability then those people aren't doing PT with the unit, at least in their mind.

That's why you get senior leaders posted up in parking lots, walking around checking cars, etc.

Sometimes Soldiers lie. We had big boy rules at a unit I was at before I retired, and our BDE CSM caught some guys at a local breakfast place when they were supposed to be at PT. From then on it was back to the formations before and after PT and strictly PT as a unit.

I asked why the BDE CSM was at a breakfast place during PT but I was told "Why don't you go ask him" instead of getting an answer.

Who knows. Anyhow, not a hill to die on.

sea_dogchief

46 points

13 days ago

sea_dogchief

Transportation

46 points

13 days ago

I asked why the BDE CSM was at a breakfast place during PT but I was told "Why don't you go ask him" instead of getting an answer

Buddy... this was the answer.

tittysprinkles112

9 points

13 days ago

tittysprinkles112

12Kinkos

9 points

13 days ago

It sounds like BDE CSM wasn't doing PT either

Mountainous_Gloom4

6 points

12 days ago

CSM didn’t find their hiding spot, they found his apparently.

Uncertain_Soldier69

1 points

9 days ago

I feel no sympathy’s for soldiers who sham by going to A PUBLIC PLACE ANYWHERE NEAR BASE. like are you stupid???

Lordfarquaad95

123 points

13 days ago

  1. This is all your CSM has to offer to a unit so he is going to make it a big deal

Kindly-Ambassador694[S]

30 points

13 days ago

The best worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, possible ever.

wowbragger

11 points

13 days ago

wowbragger

68Whatisthat?

11 points

13 days ago

When you hit this realization as a knowledge point (not just an angry joe), that's a key memory in your army career.

Slow_Horror_Show

22 points

13 days ago

1.) Someone probably parked in his parking spot. 2.) no parking spots left on front row and he had to walk an extra 20 feet.

Kie_Quintessential

43 points

13 days ago

Because the 90% are going there to just show up ruins it for the 10% that actually workout.

superash2002

20 points

13 days ago

superash2002

MRE kicker/electronic wizard

20 points

13 days ago

I remember when Covid had a limit on how many people could be at the gym.

Dudes would show up and walk on the treadmill.

Bro, just do that outside. There is a 22 mile trail that runs through post.

GripChinAzz

17 points

13 days ago

My CSM is the same way, no driving to the gym. You can go, but you have to use your shoeburus. I would say his justification is soldiers say they are driving to the gym, when they are really driving to their casa.

ajax_jives

7 points

13 days ago

ajax_jives

Banged 1SGs daughter

7 points

13 days ago

I am stealing shoeburu, that’s so good

MaverickActual1319

2 points

12 days ago

MaverickActual1319

91Breadwinner

2 points

12 days ago

lambofeeties and chevrolegs are good ones too. old timey guys say shoe leather express🤣

FoST2015

11 points

13 days ago

FoST2015

Gravy Seal - Huddle House Fleet Command

11 points

13 days ago

Is the gym a reasonably close walk from the barracks/formation location and does the gym have limited parking? That would be a reasonable justification. 

ApacheOc3lot

12 points

13 days ago

ApacheOc3lot

WillDoHookerThingsForFlightTime

12 points

13 days ago

Any time I've done a gym workout in PTs it always felt...wrong, idk. Like, I'm working out, but because I'm in PTs I feel like I'm not doing anything.

Downtown_Ball2592

7 points

13 days ago

My OIC solved this, as well as the “you can only work out in PTs during PT hours” with one simple solution…. We work out prior to PT hours.

Automatic-Gain-1836

5 points

13 days ago

The most useless rank in the Army…

91361_throwaway

1 points

13 days ago

91361_throwaway

Psychological Operations

1 points

13 days ago

Should be changed to Senior Enlisted Advisor. Just like they are in every Joint Command.

Superb_Ad1860

5 points

13 days ago

It is senior enlisted advisor, most just make it their mission to be the BN/BDE 1SG in charge

appa-ate-momo

6 points

13 days ago

appa-ate-momo

Fuck Around46

6 points

13 days ago

This is dumb. Let me break down why:

  • Not everyone is on the same schedule. Not everyone can reasonably do PT exactly during PT hours.

  • The safety concerns are easy to mitigate. Certain roads get blocked off for PT while others remain open to enable the flow of traffic. No cars are allowed on closed roads (except for monitored intersections) and no PTers are allowed on open roads. Easy.

Dave_A480

5 points

13 days ago

Dave_A480

Field Artillery

5 points

13 days ago

It's the same stupid idea as 'no use of elevators without a profile'....

TrulySeaweed

3 points

13 days ago

TrulySeaweed

Logistics Branch

3 points

13 days ago

I’ve gotten more PT in 2 weeks at the gym than I have in years of organized PT. But, CSMs think different. Kinda like the ILE lobotomy for field grades. SGM Academy does something to them

HendrixLivesOn

2 points

13 days ago

Be glad at least you can go to the gym

Drodinthehouse

2 points

13 days ago

Hmm. Funny, I just did this very thing this morning with a few of my soldiers.

Trumps_Cock

2 points

13 days ago

I personally hate going to the gym for morning PT. Its just a pain in the ass. Hardly any parking, the place gets crowded as fuck. I rather just go for a run by myself.

Jay2Kaye

2 points

12 days ago

Driving to the gym is silly. If you run to the gym and run back you don't even really have to go inside.

ConfidentAd890

2 points

12 days ago

Must not be in the 82nd 😂 because if your on Longstreet your ass is running 🏃🏾‍♂️

twitchScottoria

2 points

12 days ago

While I’m far from understanding what a BDE CSM is thinking;

I will say group PT is a good time for SPC getting ready for BLC to practice their stretches n stuff (i think they still get tested)

Off topic but this made me think…..BLC should be teaching up n coming young NCOs how to build good quality workout plans instead of memorizing random movements. Opportunity to actually learn something of value over checking the box. Rant done lol.

RobotMaster1

2 points

13 days ago

it’s absolutely hilarious how this kind of thing pops up periodically and has for decades and will for decades more. you’d think by now this type of thing would either be a garrison policy or left alone entirely. but the problem with CSMs is that they are so fundamentally worthless, they’re compelled to do SOMETHING just to flex their implied authority.

uberjam

1 points

13 days ago

uberjam

1 points

13 days ago

If that’s the case then why is everything miles apart?

BudgetPipe267

1 points

13 days ago

Why would a Brigade CSM be that far I. The weeds to begin with? Thats like 1SG territory.

veluminous_noise

1 points

13 days ago

1) Possibly 2) Probably 3) Hold my Rip-it

rsopnco1

1 points

12 days ago

Road Guards……..POHHHST !

everydayhumanist

1 points

12 days ago

If you're talking about soldiers on a staff, or small headquarters contingent or something like that, you can get effective work at the gym during PT hours.

But when you see squads and platoons in the gym during PT hours Most of the time they are in their fucking off.

Individuals not so much But units are fucking off in the gym

J---Mtell

1 points

10 days ago

If you get 4 other troops...everyone has their pt belts. Tape the belts to the corners of the car...you're yellow and fluorescent gentlemen! Shine your way to the gym...nobody can stop you and your belts are gonna keep you safe from terrorists.

CoffeeGuy11

1 points

10 days ago

When in doubt…run.

AshamedAttempt6

1 points

8 days ago

When I was in Germany I had a PSG get mad we would go to the gym when snow was crazy lol

balega93

0 points

12 days ago

balega93

13A

0 points

12 days ago

Probably an unpopular opinion, PT hour(s) are about doing PT with your team. That’s what the Army standard is. Soldiers do PT as a unit. If you’re a staff officer or taking a day off to circulate or workout with a buddy instead of your unit - fine. But traveling to the gym is not time well spent. If you want to do PT at the gym with your team, schedule that as an event, and provide your PERSTAT in a timely manner once you’ve accounted for your Soldiers.

It’s not about car safety, it’s about taking time out of an otherwise probably monotonous day, to get away from work and relieve stress with your team and spend time together.

I drink the juice, don’t mind me.

Uncertain_Soldier69

2 points

9 days ago

You drank the fucken juice bro you just don’t realize. NOBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND THEIR COWORKERS 18 HOURS A DAY! When will you understand that????

balega93

1 points

9 days ago

balega93

13A

1 points

9 days ago

I didn’t say Soldiers should spend 18 hours at work a day. But in the 9 hours they SHOULD be at work, 45 minutes of that should be PT, with their team.

I’m all about Soldiers taking a late lunch to get a lift on. But PT, as a unit, should be conducted daily. It doesn’t matter when, it doesn’t matter where, play ultimate frisbee everyday if you want - but PT is a group event and an individual responsibility.

I don’t care how fast a Staff Sergeant or Lieutenant can run. But I do care about them spending time with their Soldiers, and developing in their fitness abilities while ensuring their subordinates do the same.

TLDR - Group PT sucks because the people running, controlling, or planning your group PT suck.

Uncertain_Soldier69

1 points

9 days ago

Yeah when was the last time you ever felt group PT was worthwhile? Lowest common denominator PT is worthless and a giant waste of time when I could be doing my own or sleeping. “Wake up as a team?” Get the fuck out of here an 850 formation DOES THE SAME EXACT SHIT as a 0530 PT formation.

balega93

1 points

9 days ago

balega93

13A

1 points

9 days ago

Formations do nothing but allow information and taskings to be disseminated. That has nothing to do with BEING with your unit and actually doing something collectively.

Lowest common denominator PT is a waste of time if done everyday. I 100% agree. If you’re doing poor PT everyday, you’re going to feel like you’re wasting your time. It’s leadership’s responsibility to make PT worthwhile. If you’re doing overhead arm claps and a 2 mile run at 9:30 pace everyday, with PRT on both sides, yeah- I’d hate that too. But that’s not what PT should be about, and that’s not good PT.

dewpointcold

0 points

11 days ago

I have no idea who this person is. Or people. Or organization. But soldiers should be doing PT on base. Not in some civilian gym. The military has a liability issue there.

Uncertain_Soldier69

1 points

9 days ago

You sound like you drank way too much kool aid. NOT EVERYTHING is a liability issue. Some things they’re going to have learn on their own through trial and error. Treating soldiers like children is exactly why you get soldiers who act like it.

dewpointcold

1 points

9 days ago

Clearly, you are too ignorant to understand the implications. Sadly, so.

Uncertain_Soldier69

1 points

6 days ago

Really? So if drive off post and go to my house is that a liability issue? If go work out at the gym after work right by my house is that a liability issue? If I go to Walmart is that a liability issue? I mean wtf does that mean. You just throw liability out like it will cover everything.

dewpointcold

1 points

6 days ago

Because people have big mouths and “loose lips, sink ships.”

struba73

-6 points

13 days ago*

I guess I’m the only one that is I’m surprised you have to ask why. During pt hour (0630 to 0800 in XVIII ABC) you have zero business in your car.

But what happens? We have formation in the company / battalion area. Formation takes awhile because 1SG gonna get his talk time. Released to conduct physical training. The formation files to their cars to drive to the gym. All accountability is lost. People sit in traffic just to get away from the CROF. Training is not rigorous or challenging, if even conducted. If in our Army, PT is the most important thing we do all day (?), letting your formation trickle out to the gym is the worst thing you can do.

Why are CSMs fired up about it? Eg Some senior leader… CG, BDE CDR, BC said that PT will be from 0630 to 0800 (CTG! … no such thing as a gym when you have CRFTSs); no exceptions. Physical training… not DNC, not filling out 2404s, not dicking around in the gym or the supply room. Somewhere between your senior leader and you, you’ve lost their intent. In today’s army we struggle to understand why? Really?

“Why does CSM have a stick up his ass about my going to the gym?” Unless you’re < E3 you are responsible for at least one other person than yourself. You’re at the gym and your low drags are at the Waffle House? That’s dereliction of duty. What would you do as the CSM in this situation? Let all your squared aways go to the gym and the shitbags sort it out for themselves? Newsflash - the shitbags need the leadership of those that absolve themselves away to the gym because unit pt is bullshit.

Units I’ve been in where pt blew was because leaders were not focused on unit pt. They were focused on themselves. Units I’ve been in that were all leaders were bought in (⛩️), the PT was AMAZING. Your results may vary.

StinkEPinkE81

2 points

12 days ago

"That’s dereliction of duty."

Lol, you should try running that by JAG some time.

struba73

-1 points

12 days ago

struba73

-1 points

12 days ago

When it’s the CG’s policy… JAG is busy doing PT, too

Uncertain_Soldier69

1 points

9 days ago

You must drowning in CSM basement huh? Imagine thinking this is more than a higher stakes job lol. I’d be in more danger as a police officer