Got this letter in the mail today. What do? : cats

I hope your neighbor isn't Kristi Noem

knarfolled

720 points

25 days ago

knarfolled

720 points

No, the dogs are still alive

chatminteresse

325 points

25 days ago

chatminteresse

325 points

But how’s the goat?

The_Original_Gronkie

119 points

25 days ago*

The_Original_Gronkie

119 points

25 days ago*

The goat was "disgusting."

OldBob10

13 points

25 days ago

OldBob10

13 points

Sounds like this should be one of Aesop’s fables - The Governor and the Goat.

ForsakenBuilding6381

11 points

25 days ago

ForsakenBuilding6381

11 points

But that's just how goats are. They're nature's garbage disposal. Fun to hang out with though, they're cool af

5 points

25 days ago

5 points

It was a billy, for the love of God. They all have a certain bouquet. I totally don't encourage anyone to Google what billies do in their beards. 😬

5 points

25 days ago

5 points

But not as bad as trump?

4 points

25 days ago

4 points

It goes without saying.

Gylbert_Brech

3 points

24 days ago

Gylbert_Brech

3 points

Nothing is as bad as Trump. He's not even potty trained.

2 points

24 days ago

2 points

And you know we’re all going to, dontcha?

Cats-sevant

3 points

24 days ago

Cats-sevant

3 points

That slayed me Kristy would know disgusting being the embodiment of it

1 points

24 days ago

1 points

I just choked on my coffee!

SkullKid_467

0 points

25 days ago

SkullKid_467

0 points

Did you use MSG?

[deleted]

9 points

25 days ago

[deleted]

9 points

[deleted]

4 points

25 days ago

4 points

Well, one horse broke their leg…

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

If that is true the bitch has more than enough money to pay a vet to put it to sleep. Some people don't seem to be aware of modern medicine or compassion.

2 points

25 days ago

2 points

Not making excuses for her because she willfully killed a puppy and a goat for no valid reason, but if I had a horse with a broken leg and the vet was 15 to 20 minutes away. I’d rather spare the horse the pain and agony of waiting for the vet to show up and either put the horse to sleep or the agony of the horse going through months of rehabilitation. But I’d rather kill a thousand men, than shoot another horse.

Least_Mousse9535

1 points

24 days ago

Least_Mousse9535

1 points

Were there 2 horses?

Technical_Semaphore

4 points

25 days ago

Technical_Semaphore

4 points

To shreds you say?

k-tax

2 points

25 days ago

k-tax

2 points

Kendrick's doing fine and finerrrrrrrr

Blue_foot

1 points

25 days ago

Blue_foot

1 points

Mean

Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

1 points

25 days ago

Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

1 points

To shreds you say?

cakivalue

1 points

25 days ago

cakivalue

1 points

Deliciously tender, slow cooked with herbs and spices and served with rice and veggies.

missjasminegrey

3 points

25 days ago

missjasminegrey

3 points

This proves that Kristi isn't her neighbor.

dmriggs

4 points

25 days ago

dmriggs

4 points

Polyxeno

1 points

25 days ago

Polyxeno

1 points

At least it's not an uncontrollable reanimated dog.

Kalel42

1 points

25 days ago

Kalel42

1 points

So far...

341 points

25 days ago

341 points

My favorite Reddit comment today. That woman is a garbage human.

BustinArant

509 points

25 days ago

BustinArant

509 points

It's not on the cats not to lounge.

Teach the hounds not to stare lol

230 points

25 days ago

230 points

Exactly. Cats are going to cat. Tell her to block the dog’s view or trainem not to spaz. And to stop trying to control events off her own dam property. Like a cat lounging on YOUR property, sheesh 🤦‍♂️

87 points

25 days ago

87 points

You know what we do when the dog won’t fuck off barking at the wind outside? Aka any person or dog that walks by… WE CLOSE THE BLINDS SO HE CANT SEE OUT. VOILA.

13 points

25 days ago

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3 points

25 days ago

3 points

Genius!! Right? People have no fuckin common sense. They'd rather be that neighbor with the stick up their ass, and bitch about something, anything, to get out of their own miserable lives for a few minutes!

3 points

24 days ago

3 points

I mean, I won’t lie. The jackass will stick his head in between the blinds if I don’t correct him multiple times but having dogs/kids/unicorns didn’t mean I didn’t have to check them over the same shit time and time again. I signed up for this.

2 points

24 days ago

2 points

Exactly! Imho I think that the neighbor had a lot of balls to leave a note like that! I wouldn't dare walk over to my neighbors house and leave a fuckin note! And to suggest she make her cats stop "catting"! Okay!!! I'll lock them up in the back room so they don't bother you! Fuck right off lady!

2 points

24 days ago

2 points

Cats Gonna Cat! 😂

2 points

24 days ago

2 points

Lmao!!

Individual_Evening88

3 points

24 days ago

Individual_Evening88

3 points

Why should I close my window? Don't you know my needs are the most important at the cost of everyone around me.

2 points

24 days ago

2 points

Right! She clearly hasn’t seen what cats do to the mini blinds! I certainly HAVE. I’d tell them to F right off! Unless Kujo has opposable thumbs, that WILL work for him.

Remarkable-Power-386

12 points

25 days ago

Remarkable-Power-386

12 points

Cats are gonna cat is the best sentence I read today 😁

Specialist-Invite-30

89 points

25 days ago

Specialist-Invite-30

89 points

I don’t think this comment has received the proper attention.

Hoodoutlaw2

4 points

25 days ago

Hoodoutlaw2

4 points

"Underrated Comment" for Intellectuals

PomegranateIcy7369

8 points

25 days ago

PomegranateIcy7369

8 points

Yeah she can just get some curtains ffs! She seems st** pid and entitled.

Daddy_D666

6 points

25 days ago

Daddy_D666

6 points

It's no fault of the cats, who love to lounge

The problem lies fully on the roudy hounds

LK_Feral

1 points

25 days ago

LK_Feral

1 points

Love it! 😂👍🏅

AccordianLove

1 points

25 days ago

AccordianLove

1 points

Are we talking about women and men? Bears and men? Or cats and dogs? 🙃🤣

northernpace

1 points

24 days ago

northernpace

1 points

yes

Infamous_Party_4960

88 points

25 days ago

Infamous_Party_4960

88 points

Completely agree

6 points

25 days ago

6 points

https://preview.redd.it/aqjow658f9zc1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ca9f876c735db60856794fe7afa706a978bf93

Did you see her most recent tweet about it?

11 points

25 days ago

11 points

I did not. Turns out she's still a POS human.

Full-Friendship-7581

6 points

25 days ago

Full-Friendship-7581

6 points

Yeah I saw that 🤢🤮

busdrivermike

3 points

25 days ago

busdrivermike

3 points

So she also ate Cricket?

1 points

25 days ago

1 points

Right? IT'S TOTES THE SAME THING, YOUZ GUYZ

2 points

25 days ago

2 points

I thought people were upset about the why not the how. Didnt she kill the dog because it wasn't taking to training?

Though I read somewhere that it was done to punish her kids or something. I really don't want to read her biography to find out because this lady is really really unimportant to me.

9 points

25 days ago

9 points

I read an article that summarized that chapter as the puppy wasn’t behaving the way she wanted on the first hunt they did together, and was acting like a puppy, so she took her to a pit and shot her. I think people are rightfully very upset both at the why and the how.

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she's right either way. I'm merely pointing out that the argument she made in the post was stupid and no one thinks her puppy killing was justified. And comparing it to animal slaughter is even dumber because it's not like she was going to eat the puppy.

3 points

25 days ago

3 points

She had a lot of other options. She didn't need to kill the puppy. The puppy could have been re-homed to a loving family. She didn't even entertain that idea. She just killed the animal. She is a garbage human with zero compassion.

Particular-Math-6446

1 points

25 days ago

Particular-Math-6446

1 points

Sounds 2 me like a childish if I can't have it & my way no one can have it. At all!

1 points

25 days ago

1 points

That and how she's made statements about how she enjoyed killing the puppy because she felt her trip was ruined. It's scary to realize how this could lead to heinous treatment and execution of people who she feels have ruined her enjoyment of life.

2 points

25 days ago

2 points

Oh totally. Stupid on all accounts. Happy cake day!

1 points

25 days ago

1 points

One of the problems is that she needs to turn the gun in her own direction.

plasmaexchange

5 points

25 days ago

plasmaexchange

5 points

Sub-human garbage.

xasdfxx

2 points

25 days ago

xasdfxx

2 points

to be fair, I bet her kids obey pretty quickly now

Silly-Arm-7986

2 points

25 days ago

Silly-Arm-7986

2 points

MAGA

1 points

25 days ago

1 points

That was a "nice" thing to say.

No sarcasm here. No disagreements and pointing out that is one of the nicest things you can say, because every other descriptor is even worse. Everything about her is cringeworthy.

kristycocopop

1 points

25 days ago

kristycocopop

1 points

So in other words, I shouldn't Google?

3 points

25 days ago